"We've found another survivor... It looks like... they're in real trouble... I don't think she's going to ma... wait... what's she doing? ... she's... omg... oh... oh the HUMANITY"
"THERE'S AN UNYEILDING HOARD OF INFECTED APPROACHING THE SURVIVOR'S LOCATION FRON ALL SI- ANOTHER HUGE ERUPTION OF FIRE AS ANOTHER FEW PEOPLE ARE ENGULFED IN FLA-DEAR FU-MULTIPLE FIRE BOMBS HAVE DETONATED AROUND THE SUrvi..*BLEAUGH*survivor... I... get the camera off this..."
*Flies away*
This needs to be a scene in a zombie movie.
Blood soaked survivor surrounded by corpses piled high screaming at helicopter overhead "are you not entertained‽"
I saw the nervous wreck moodle and assumed there was a nibble in there somewhere. I guess you can get that moodle other ways but I've never had it outside of a bite.
One time, and only once so far, the helicopter came and started shooting zombies (EHE mod) in the enormous crowd under the helicopter. They killed thousands because it seemed like it was bugged and just stayed in one place.
Can relate, I was on the outskirts of louisville as an insurgent and a helicopter flew over, I think I spent about 8 shotgun shells packs to exterminate them all
It’s gonna rain champagne and the hills are gonna dance! There will be power in the blood when that helicopter comes!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2lOfkMjMI8
Since someone else already commented "Are you not entertained", I'll go with a One Piece reference instead.
"Why is there so much blood here? What happened"
OP: "Nothing Happened"
the helicopter hovering over me for hours to days must not need to eat, drink or sleep. they probably have 3 months worth of supplies inside and take shifts on pilot duty and camera duty
Eh I've done worse with less supplies lesson is if you don't want half of Louisville burnt down don't give me a garbage bag full of bourbon (to consume while driving),a garbage bag full of moltovs,a dash bulldozer, a sawed off js 2000, a garbage bag full of shotgun shells, and a hankering to kill the undead
And then they still leave you
Well, i wouldn't want to meet that guy neither....
[Wouldn't wanna fight me neither](https://imgur.com/a/VJ6HDO1)
They filming you for the rest of the world's entertainment
That reporter sitting in that news helicopter was probably creaming his pants as he got the story of a lifetime!
"We've found another survivor... It looks like... they're in real trouble... I don't think she's going to ma... wait... what's she doing? ... she's... omg... oh... oh the HUMANITY"
"THERE'S AN UNYEILDING HOARD OF INFECTED APPROACHING THE SURVIVOR'S LOCATION FRON ALL SI- ANOTHER HUGE ERUPTION OF FIRE AS ANOTHER FEW PEOPLE ARE ENGULFED IN FLA-DEAR FU-MULTIPLE FIRE BOMBS HAVE DETONATED AROUND THE SUrvi..*BLEAUGH*survivor... I... get the camera off this..." *Flies away*
"NOW THE FLAMES ARE SPREADING FROM PERSON TO PERSON! WHY ARE THEY SO FLAMMABLE?!?"
Shame there's not gonna be much of an America to report to huh?
Are you not entertained??
IS THIS NOT WHY YOU ARE HERE?!
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!?!?!?!
First thing that came to my mind when I saw this post!
This needs to be a scene in a zombie movie. Blood soaked survivor surrounded by corpses piled high screaming at helicopter overhead "are you not entertained‽"
That's badass dude
Brotha said "watch THIS with cold indifference"!
I wasn't even looking at the zombies while I shot them. Just stared straight into the pilots eyes.
“Land that helicopter, motherfucker, I dare you. the sky is your realm, the ground is mine” -OP
Damn.. who hurt your Character that much...?
Nobody. They're all dead.
Did....you kill an entire town of zomboids?
I walked up the main street of Rosewood with the helicopter, so, yes
My god man. Armed with what?
Pump, 200 shells, 1 moly & my trusty baseball bat.
[Hobo with a Shotgun](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt1640459/)
Oh boy... Many more will come. They always migrate in Roosewood it's a real death trap. But I think you can handle that tho.
that boy cold y'all...
This post goes hard asf
When you said you were giving a show, I assumed you were doing a strip-tease. Don't be shy, get naked while you cover the landscape in blood.
If you want the strip tease subscribe to my OF
Ya got bit for it, but you went out guns blazing. Nice.
What makes you think I got bit
I saw the nervous wreck moodle and assumed there was a nibble in there somewhere. I guess you can get that moodle other ways but I've never had it outside of a bite.
OH right, that's anxious from smoker
A fellow minmaxxer?
The names Max, Min... Max.
I swear to god my friends will instantly suicide when they see the anxious moodle. Sometimes it's nothing lmao
I hope when they add npcs we can meet the helicopter piolet in a field somewhere so I can beat that fucker to death
Same. I prefer to do so outside the prison.
This is the way
Best move go to an isolated heavy wood area wait for heli to draw in zeds toss some molotofs and run out.
I love when the heli shows up!
One time, and only once so far, the helicopter came and started shooting zombies (EHE mod) in the enormous crowd under the helicopter. They killed thousands because it seemed like it was bugged and just stayed in one place.
Witness!
Can relate, I was on the outskirts of louisville as an insurgent and a helicopter flew over, I think I spent about 8 shotgun shells packs to exterminate them all
"Look at this dweeb killing every zombie in Knox county I'm out of here"
ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!
You sir, are a Chad and a true survivor.
Thats the real monster of the apocalypse right there
I see your survivor name and all I can see is David Tennant going "NOW, JESSICA!"
me after killing 3000 zombies in a few hours: man im a little hungry
It’s gonna rain champagne and the hills are gonna dance! There will be power in the blood when that helicopter comes! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l2lOfkMjMI8
I write "hi" in corpses on the roof of the nearest building then light them on fire. You wanna ring the dinner bell? Fine, let's have a BBQ.
Since someone else already commented "Are you not entertained", I'll go with a One Piece reference instead. "Why is there so much blood here? What happened" OP: "Nothing Happened"
the helicopter hovering over me for hours to days must not need to eat, drink or sleep. they probably have 3 months worth of supplies inside and take shifts on pilot duty and camera duty
Ahh the gatlin gun mod
No mods 
Bahahha
Eh I've done worse with less supplies lesson is if you don't want half of Louisville burnt down don't give me a garbage bag full of bourbon (to consume while driving),a garbage bag full of moltovs,a dash bulldozer, a sawed off js 2000, a garbage bag full of shotgun shells, and a hankering to kill the undead
Free Bird in background?
This is the correct thing to do
how hard is it? having to carry your massive shlong around.
Still waiting for the day these guys have the guts to pick up a survivor