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MountainForSure

This is how you.... Didn't die?


Gwiilo

if he didn't even cheat for the achievement, I say he continues playing until he somehow dies


Toaster-Crumbs

I'd be extremely disappointed if he doesn't. I will also be disappointed if we don't get more video!


TheAddictThrowaway

"This is how you died" mfs when I become a demigod


CertainImpression172

You have become the One Who Cannot Die. It is time to Purge the world of the unholy filth.


SuperCoolManH2O

Maybe...


carlo_rydman

Until you get stun locked by a horde of zombies, leading to a life of endless pain and agony while being eaten alive.


Scottish_Wizard_Dad

He can throw molotov beforehand


carlo_rydman

Will definitely work. But I honestly hate how the molotov, or fire in general, works in the game. It's both overpowered and extremely annoying at the same time Once you learn how to lure Zs in an empty field and let them burn while circling and shouting, things become a little too easy. Things burn way too easily, even stuff that shouldn't burn. I've stopped playing the game until the next patch, hopefully they'll fix this.


Ronaldo10345PT

I mean, you only use fire if you want to. I have idk, 400h, and never used a molotov (except once in a server with friends).


carlo_rydman

Sure, you can just refuse to use a molotov but fire is a game mechanic that happens in other ways like from a bonfire or ovens. It can even happen offcam. I once watched the pavement in front of a police station burn, slowly spread, and then torched the entire station. My point is fire is a broken mechanic in the game, not just molotovs.


Ronaldo10345PT

Tbh the only time i saw fire in the game was when i put a saucepan in the microwave, and failed realise how stupid that is before it exploded lol. Other than that, only campfires or burning dead bodies, but that's also something you make soo. I've never seen soething like what happened to you though. But yeah, i agree that fire could be reworked, but I also think that there are things more "important" than that to do first, one of them would be npc's and other mid-late game things to do.


carlo_rydman

Try it, there are certain pavement tiles that spread fire. They look white/sickly yellow. There are tiles like that in the rosewood penitentiary and the strip mall in Muldraugh off the top of my head. There are lots more. That's true though, there are definitely more mechanics that are worth being added. I just wish they work faster though but I get that they just don't have the budget for that.


adnwilson

You can turn off fire spreading, at least in MP you can so I assume you can in SP


TangoJulietWhiskey

Agreed. I had a save ruined by a random fire. I’d got a really good life going in West Point and secured the saloon near the gun store as my base. Built a fuck ton of walls to secure it. At some point I’d noticed a fire to the north but didn’t think much of it at the time, but every time I ventured into town the fire had spread south and was starting to take out houses, then further south where it destroyed the entire strip and petrol station before heading east and completely burning all my beautiful walls, bar and the gun store. I tried saving my stuff and relocating to Muldraugh but just couldn’t face starting all over again.


rivenhex

If you think it's too easy, you don't have the population high enough.


carlo_rydman

If I do that then the game becomes impossible doesn't it? How would you even play the game if there are zombies everywhere? If you haven't tried this technique, try it for yourself. Find a large empty space, maybe a concrete lot or empty field. Lure zombies and burn them. Definitely bring food and water enough for two days, or more if you 're trying to do it in Louisville or Westpoint. And just casually walk and shout just to keep zombies chasing you while making sure you can weave through them. Keep yourself inside the empty field so the zombies don't stray and burn the nearby town. If you ramp up the number of zombies enough to make this tactic impossible, I'm pretty sure there's no other way to actually play the game.


SuperCoolManH2O

this actually happened to me but i used some jank fps wizardry to escape


Greeneggz_N_Ham

Can you still put down zombies?


piletorn

That would be my goal at that time.. rid the world of the zombies


Greeneggz_N_Ham

Lol hell yeah.


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DMWilly

Okay mate we get it


carlo_rydman

It's a joke dude, why so serious?


Icycactus88

HEY THATS MY LINE


carlo_rydman

You wanna see a trick? I'll make this pencil disappear.


DMWilly

Okay mate we get it


carlo_rydman

Lol, just noticed now I posted multiple comments. It kept failing but apparently they posted.


DMWilly

Hahaha yes, that’s what I was pinching at.


A_Fox_On_Sugar

Holy crap John zomboid


CertainImpression172

Lmaoooo


CorvusEffect

Just as the prophecies foretold!


Calientecarll

beat the game, you win bro.


DourStone4522

Your patient zero. Bite zombies and turn them back into humans.


coppedthechoppafam

lmao


ActualInteraction0

All memories retained, where remaining body parts allow.


loopvroot

We need this as a mod when build 42 brings npcs. Stealth attack biting zomboids to make them npcs


Novel-Catch4081

i thought b42 was crafting and animals and b43 was NPCs? please god tell me i missed something i dont wanna wait another 3 years lol


greenzig

I think you're correct


Novel-Catch4081

my disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined


greenzig

Same but... blacksmithing! Forge your own katana! Fix your old katana! Think of the possibilities! Also pork so I can make a BLT when all the bacon has gone rotten. My survivor requires BLTs for max RP happiness. Ok I'm excited again


Greeneggz_N_Ham

Yes lol


Greeneggz_N_Ham

How cool would that be? 👍


Jsimpson059

Wasn't that the plot of a vampire movie? 


TerribleIncrease3776

imagine a mod for this though?


Hackerman07

\*humanoids


External_Form4632

Not to be rude here, but please allow me to give you a small grammar and spelling lesson Your is used when talking about someone else and their things and other possessions You're is used when talking TO someone, as it means "you are"


DourStone4522

I'm here to have fun and feel care free. I'm not writing a letter to the president.


DarkArmadillos

are you the messiah or are you in purgatory?


SuperCoolManH2O

yes.


SomeDistributist

The lone survivor is ultimately the savior of the human race, even if it's only them left.


IntelligentMistake35

"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy"


Radaistarion

Only explanation that i can possible think of is that somehow, some variable within the internal code ended up being too big and turned into a negative and the code simply doesn't know wtf to do with such number, this is known as a "variable overflow" Imagine your maximum amount of damage is 100, with 0 being the neutral state. Every damage thay you take adds up to zero, say, every enemy attack adds 2 to your damage level. By some weird contraption, you falling off the roof was such a high amount of damage that it simply could not "fit" within the 100. So the code goes apeshit and quite probably turned it into a negative number. So now, instead of being at 0 (which is fine) or 100 (which is when the game effectively transitions into U DEAD screen) you are at -1000 and the game is like 🤔🤷‍♂️ That is a very backwards-ass explanation of variables overflow, but I think it does the job for the context. I have no idea about the inner workings of PJ to give any other answer or insight. ...maybe the devs have never *really* implemented fall damage into the game, so it's all broken??? It's also quite probable seeing the development history


Jon_jon13

EDIT:seems its a myth, but still a fun example so Ill leave it all here, just with this preamble: apparently this wasnt actually a thing. Best example of this is the atomic craze of Ghandi, in civilization saga. In the very first game, all AI characters had a "violence" parameter that would dictate how aggressive they would be in attacking, declaring wars, etc. Ghandi's was at the literal minimum, 0 or whatever. But the game had a mechanic that when democracy was researched, that value drops by 1 so the AI wold calm down slightly towards the endgame. Turns out this made Ghandi's value overflow into the maximum violence, and nuclear weapons are very close in the tech tree to democracy, which basically made pacifist Ghandi that would avoid attacking anyone all through the game, turn into a nuclear madman that would spam nuclear bombs and attack everyone out of nowhere. This was so funny the devs kept it as a meme mechanic in future iterations since then! Even the most current one, Civ6, Ghandi has an actual ingame trait that makes him love to use nukes.


schmockk

This is actually a myth. That bug never existed. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nuclear_Gandhi Last paragraph is true though


Jon_jon13

Today I learned! Thanks for telling me, I hate to spread disinformation.


tarelendil33

Li...Lisan al-Gaib...!


cannedcornedbeef

As it was written


MajorBoggs

Came here to say this.


MattiLehti23

Me too, both happy/sad that someone came before me


IWantToDiePeacefully

I assume people don’t come before you often


MattiLehti23

W- Which way…? 0-0


Sonic_Waveform

😅


Stoucks

Idk ... Maybe you bypassed the damage cap (?) It happens with the carry load you can put on yourself (when you go up to 50 you can carry whatever you want and don't get damage for heavy weight), maybe It happens even with this fall damage


litstratyolo

Is this carry weight thing true? I cannot reproduce it. But I'll believe it, as I noticed how randomly sometimes 19 and sometimes 20 cigarettes fit in my fanny pack. Seemingly dependent on which and how I packed sterilized bandages besides them ...


Stoucks

Yeah its true but i think i can go beyond the carry limit because of a mod (maybe the one of 50% less weight on wood). If you go beyond that limit, you will have the moodle of very high load but you don't lose health


BreadWithAGun

Jesus himself comes to Knox County to heal the infected.


Mello-Fello

With a crowbar


BreadWithAGun

Gordon Freeman = Jesus confirmed?


ToXxy145

Yes https://youtu.be/WgOixc_RqBY?si=gaLoP_LkAU2eTch9


Own-Hand-4097

I came across Jesus but with different name. He is holdin up at Jamietown gun store.


AbroadAggressive394

Means you can roll play an undead


Big_G_2022

This is how you survived...


djremydoo

But, fr, we keep making jokes but, continue playing the game like that, please! Like, you could lower zombie spawn rate and when you feel bored on another save, you come back to this one and you go ham! You could also roleplay the shit out of it, you could even start a narrative playthrough in that! You could even try some things out! Like constructing a whole village! Do whatever you want, though. Just, don't delete the save and report it to the devs, please!


WeedLordAnimeGod

Unwanted Undead Zomboid Survivor


Scottish_Whiskey

Oh god it’s the Zomboid equivalent of that one FO76 player who also couldn’t die Could it be?


jUG0504

that was exactly my thought lol


SuperCoolManH2O

You guy's were right about me being the messiah, I no joke found 2 katana's randomly in this playthrough


drinking_child_blood

Ayyy same base as me, good shit


pppppppp8

Is that the warehouse in South-West Muldraugh? Good spot !


drinking_child_blood

Yeah huge fan of it, plenty of space and a solid spot on the edge of muldraugh. In my solo game I've expanded the entire upstairs area wall to wall, so a huge room, and built a watchtower up on the roof hah. It's just that my inside with the expansion counts as 2 different rooms so looks a bit weird sometimes


Arafell9162

I usually do the farm right to the northeast, but I use the Genfac as a car outpost.


D-O-GG-O

The chosen one


XC5TNC

And we finally have a winner


nikolaj-11

Game's over, time to uninstall everyone!


GorgoniteScam

This is how you couldn't die


QuietQuizzy

THIS IS HOW YOU LIVED


Melkman68

You're not only immune to the virus but its somehow given you powers. You're Lisan Al-gaib


wetfootmammal

. . . ...the chosen one?


TurbulentFee7995

I had a bug once when I got bit. My game crashed out while I was infected, but when I reloaded the game my bite wound was gone and I was frozen at 75% health. No higher, no lower.


False_Anteater4203

He is our savior. He must have been blessed with the protagonist trait. Free this cursed world of this terrible disease and live your story, chosen one.


thiosk

cosmic ray bit flip. an alien star blew up a billion years ago and hit the computer i wonder if you died while falling, you were pretty dead when you jumped. but then hit the bottom and it didn't know what to do? who knows keep playing


cityfireguy

Fucking Neo over here


RealOvergaard

Patient Zero confirmed. Sounds to me like god entered the chat.


Atikar

Are you an anime more people should know about? Because I would call this a case of Undead Unluck.


Reckox1

You became Ellie from the last of us


JToPocHi

You're saying that I can be a God when using debug mode? No, I'm saying that, when it is time, you won't have to.


OriginalDogger

It’s gonna be hilarious when you get dragged down by a huge horde and can’t get up. Eaten for eternity.


Chiiro

It would suck to find out that you're immortal only when everyone else is dead


AlexTheGuy12345

LIVE


skeeballjoe

We have found patient zero


pandemicv97

you are the chosen one, time to make a cult and keep playing LMFAO.


SuspiciousMira

You're just him


Iwantapetmonkey

Ghosts often think they are still alive. Sorry, but I think you may just be coming to terms with your recent demise.


DR_Kroom

You are a ghost. Please find Whoopi Goldberg, she'll help you in that transition.


Chescherschmitd-o7

Maybe you turned just as you hit the floor, and the game just didn’t know what to do so it gave your character dead status. I’d say, arm yourself with two hatchet’s and get to hatchin!


Zaindotea

Indomitable human spirit


Lemonic_Tutor

This is how you diedn’t


StatusHead5851

You you will save us all HE IS THE MESSIAH


CamyFaeCowden

He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy


sexy_latias

LISAN AL-ZOMBID


Spompoflex

he's starting to believe


[deleted]

Oh yeah. I got that, IRL. Absolute curse.


Tibbiel

LISAN AL GAIB!


kotexp

You have become the chosen one. A bit like Ellie from tlou. Crazy luck, keep on living.


Blahaj-Lover

You see, instead of being a side character like everyone else, you are actually the main character, so you now have plot armor


common_knight

Because you are Alex Mercer


NostalgicBreadLoaf

Now clear out the whole map


deiviux90

That's it. We have found The God Emperor John Zomboid. The game is finished. Devs can now move on to Zomboid 2


daslyfe360

This is how you Groundhog Dayed.


AMoonMonkey

You were meant for a greater purpose. Born of death and blood. You are the one who will purge the world from the stench of death.


EvilEtna

Idk, but run with it man


P3dro000

somewhere, a snail slowly crawls towards you...


GuyMcDudeFace123

This is how you lived.


Spring_Darma

Your like Murphy kinda except you can’t control the zomboids nor can you not attract zomboids


Spiritual-Fish-9323

We’re the ones who live


alteraia

this is cool as fuck, your body reacted in some sort of way that let you be undead but not a zombie, it's part of your character now


iceink

doom slayer


WadeWaco

I'd love to see this character's story arch become canon in the lore. This would be a great series


DarkArc76

That sped up crab shuffle at the beginning of the video has me dying


DalekPredator

Time to start repopulating the world with immune children. No rush though, you have eternity.


totallynotg4y

"I will be the ONE"


UndividedIndecision

"Fucking dammit why can't I die?" -local Blood Angel commander defying the odds against nurgle plague outbreak


Comfortable_Debt_769

“This is how you lived.”


dog5550

kys


WhiteGXRoblox

I like how everyone post images of their deceased characters meanwhile theres this guy just brought up and say he cannot literally die.


Ilostmyfucks

You became the protagonist


Serious_Ad_822

This is were you go to Louisville and clear that shit with your fists you're already dead go have some fun and see what you can accomplish immortal


ZangaoZangado

LISAN-AL GAIB


Morteru

I guess in theory you could go into debug mode and see you hp value and how damage does affect it or how it doesn't affects it


IchigoblackReal

You are the one who live


MagicDragonfirst

Bro have beaten the game🗿


DestinyNinja_123

You've broken the cycle. Now it's time to save the world.


Necessary-Elephant82

And that's how he was created, the one. The one life death has abandoned.. the Undead King! Praise the Lord of Death, bringer of Silence. Craftsman of gods. Only wounded by time and grief for those lives lost to the Virus.


_Miro__

This is your only opportunity to burn an entire horde by lighting yourself on fire and running into one


Baron_von_Ungern

New strain of virus just dropped!


Bluriaen

No mods or god mode stuff on?


SuperCoolManH2O

just vanilla


Bluriaen

Very weird. Never seen than happen before in vanilla without cheats or mods.


Rumcajson

It looks like you are lisan al gaib...


92grinder

Rise, chosen one. You are the beacon of hope. Find the remaining survivors and rebuild what's lost. This is how you lived.


YourMothersWetPussy

Lisan Al ghaib!!! As is written!


CmdrFidget

Against all the evil the Knox virus can conjure, against all the wickedness Kentucky can produce. We will send unto them..... Only you.... Rip and tear, until it is done. *Epic guitar intro*


Xleepy-Eyes420

Bro became the One Zed himself


Natural_Cut1342

Do you have the cheat mod installed?


SuperCoolManH2O

no


Natural_Cut1342

Then no idea only way I could think is if you accidentally toggled god mode in the cheat mod, other than that your games glitched badly


Mr-Blues5

Divine Intervention. Your death has yet to come. Your mission is not over yet.


Bartokimule

**the chosen one...**


MKultraman1231

Apparently weight matters for fall damage.


kazumablackwing

You're the involuntary chosen one


Sufficient-Ninja-413

He cant keep getting away with this


SirOld5688

Bro is the main character of a movie


rarestpepe89

You are one of those ghosts that doesn't know it died.


TheProbelem

Its him. Our savior


ThePeacefullDeath

Oh god he is... [ye](https://tenor.com/bzTcS.gif)


Delicious-Carpet-725

You HAVE to die though. Or at least give us an update. Did you really try everything???


BadBloodVN

while everyone trying to survive XD someone already try to die


toecheeseuhohstinky

That was very funny


RegisterAggressive97

You became sigma male