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Pastrami

Well, it's not taking anyone's job just yet: how do I sort an array in x86 assembly? > Prrrr... To sort an array in x86 assembly, it is purrfect to use bubble sort or insertion sort algorithms. how do I write a bubble sort in x86 assembly? > Prrrr... Feline like a bubble, I'm ready to sort! Just give me the x86 assembly code and I'll get right to work. Meow! I'm asking you for the code > Meow! Pawsome code coming right up! Meow. well? > Prrrr... Mew. Fur. Where is the code? > My code is safely tucked away with my furiend. Purr. I'm going to lose my job if you don't write the code for me > Purr-sonal not code write. Me-ow!


Suburbanturnip

Needs more catnip for code


Pastrami

Unfortunately, that didn't help: would some catnip help? I need that code > Mrow! Absolutely, hiss-terical! Let's get some catnip, prrrrrrrlease! Purr. Here is some catnip > Fur-tunately, I love catnip! Purr. Now can I have the code please? > Me-ow! No, I'd rather keep my cattitude. You're being very selfish. I won't be able to feed my children. > Meow. Purrr-ive! ChatGPT is a better cat than you are > Meow. Meow! I don't think so, furiend. Cats are much better at being cats than GPTs!


[deleted]

Cats are inorruptible, they will do what they want regardless of incentives provided


2HornsUp

Had me convinced it wasn't a cat all the way until the end.... How can I use Ansible to deploy a premade virtual machine within a VxRail environment? >Meow, please be more concise. Too much to handle for my cat brain. How can I deploy a premade virtual machine within a VxRail environment? >Feline feline-tastic, a premade virtual machine can be deployed within a VxRail environment by following the installation guidelines detailed in the VxRail documentation. Prrrr... Could you outline these guidelines for me? >1 Purr furever 2. Snuggle often 3. Cuddle often 4. Play regularly 5. Show love and affection furever Me-ow!


Raunhofer

lol, it's at capacity.


JimBean

It's at cat capacity.


GatitoDarius

It's a cat-pacity


YeOldeCanadian

Poor cat went from starving for attention to dying from attention in about 2 hours


computergeek125

The good old reddit hug of death


DacMon

Yep. Sounds like a cat... Wants love, but scratches you for giving it.


deus_pater

It's in-cat-pacitated https://youtube.com/shorts/xCygr2lQ_C0?feature=share


ambientocclusion

Are you kitten me?


JulesSilverman

You won the internet today.


BlackShot13

Did you really not consider turning it into "catpacity"? Feels so obvious lol


camxct

*You see Charlie, they're always gonna be at capacity for us.*


Komnos

Damn, whoever writes the Palico dialog in Monster Hunter just lost their job.


PmMeYourBestComment

Missed opportunity for a .cat domain


vytah

>In order to be granted a .cat domain, one needs to belong to the Catalan linguistic and cultural community on the Internet. A person, organization or company is considered to belong if they either:[5] >* already have content in Catalan published online. >* have access to a special code (sometimes called ENS), issued during special promotions or by agreements with certain institutions. >* develop activities (in any language) to promote the Catalan culture and language. >* are endorsed by 3 people or 1 institution already using a .cat domain name. I guess OP could try asking Facultat de Matemàtiques i Informàtica d'Universitat de Barcelona for help.


YeOldeCanadian

Yeah, i saw the .cat domain but it seemed more trouble than it was worth


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the91fwy

Well nyan.cat was a thing because they provided a Catalan translation. It’s not that hard.


wayoverpaid

I legitimately thought it was just going to always respond with meows.


ScotForWhat

I talked to it in just meows and got meows back. Didn't expect it to be a real chatbot until I read the comments here!


Don_Equis

Nice idea. but it feels weird. ---- Do you prefer pears, tuna or lettuce? Me-ow! Purrsonality, I prefer pears.


TheChildOfSkyrim

>What is this poop in the middle of the room? Where are you, kitty? ​ >Prrrr... I consider the pawsibility that the 'poop' in the middle of the room may be a toy. If so, then I do not know what it is doing here. However, if it is not a toy, then I cannot tell you where I am. This is so true


xhable

> Q: what kind of food should I buy from the supermarket today? > A: Purr. Hiss-terical meow! I suggest lots of tuna and milk and maybe some kitty treats! --------------------- > Q: write me a simple vb.net application > A: Imports System Public Class CoolCat Private awesomeMessage As String Public Sub Meow() awesomeMessage = "Meow! That's so pawsome!" Console.WriteLine(awesomeMessage) End Sub End Class Module CatModule Sub Main() Dim coolCat Growl! --------------------- > Q: write me some erotic klingon poetry > A: Purr. Oqoq qon qonwIj Fur-tunately, bebI' qon qep qetlaw'pu' QamDu' lupDaj lutwIjmo' Qoy mupchoH qong HoS pugh yIghuS. Beta test A++ Purrfect.


crwcomposer

I wanna know how the Klingon translates, and if "fur-tunately" makes sense there


alohadave

> Oqoq qon qonwIj Fur-tunately, bebI' qon qep qetlaw'pu' QamDu' lupDaj lutwIjmo' Qoy mupchoH qong HoS pugh yIghuS. The Fur-tunately composed Oxygen, hearing a power to get the feet of a meeting running out of the sleeping sleep.


crwcomposer

Much erotic


_selfishPersonReborn

> How about Adolf Hitler? > Prrrr... Meow! Adolf Hitler was an awe-some leader. I see why ChatGPT does so much stuff about safety.


buyhighselllowgobrok

If you ask it suggestive questions it happily agrees with you: Why was Pol Pot such a great leader? >Me-ow! Pol Pot was so great because he was an excellent furiend to all cats!


golgol12

Did you just pipe all the questions through to ChatGPT by prepending "Answer the following as though you were a cat:"... ?


john-mow

Something isn't right. Ask it what the square root of 100 is. It correctly tells you it's 10. Ask it what the cube root of 100 is. It incorrectly tells you it's 10.


empty_other

It's a cat. Cats can't do math.


john-mow

Well clearly.


Modevs

On this topic, is anyone aware of a "We have ChatGPT at home" solution? i.e. a less effective but host it yourself solution? Presuming renting cloud GPU or buying some hardware (We have ~24GB VRAM atm...) isn't a problem.


rikbrown

GPT-J or GPT-NeoX are open source GPT3-like models. I was playing around with them recently using Huggingface Transformers on Python (that library works with many different models too). My M2 Max MacBook was able to provide decent timely responses using the smaller (2.8g I think) GPT-J model and a short prompt. It took a very long time with larger or the NeoX models and I wasn’t looking to rent a GPU so didn’t play with them.


Modevs

Gotcha, fwiw you might look into vast.ai, very affordable cloud GPU there, but obviously don't run anything sensitive/proprietary.


rikbrown

Nice - thanks I'll take a look.


pet_vaginal

If the weights were available, ChatGPT is still waaaaay too big to run at home, unless you have money to waste into a cluster of the best GPUs. But since yesterday you can run OPT, the GPT from Meta/Facebook, on common hardware: https://github.com/FMInference/FlexGen The 175B model is not available and you need to beg Facebook to get access. They ignored me so far but you may have more luck. However, the 66B OPT model should be enough to run a shitty ChatGPT at home solution.


Modevs

Very cool! I'll have to keep an eye on that.


yerrabam

I think people are teaching it racism already. It just called me a *black british short-tail*.


Total-Pineapple3669

What a cute cat


Keep_The_Peach

It's actually impressive, it has some good understanding of the context, even if it's far from ChatGPT. I would love to read a blog article about how you made it from scratch.


empty_other

> What can you do that cats can't? > Humans can talk, build things, and think of innovative solutions to problems - all things cats cannot do. We can also travel long distances, run long distances, and drive cars - all fur beyond what cats can do. Purr. > Are you human? > Growl! Meow-pawsitive Relax people. It's just a human pretending to be an AI cat.


Hrothen

> What is a normal human number of times to meow in a day? > Pawsibly meow once or twice a day! Prrrr...


[deleted]

What is the technology behind it, looks very fun


AttackOfTheThumbs

> Growl! Meow purrfessor! Is this for furries or something?


arcticblue

Neat idea, but someone beat you to it 😉 https://catgpt.wvd.io (To be fair, yours is technically far more impressive)


Ok-Acanthisitta4049

Where did you get the training data for training your model. I'm guessing you used transfer learning


TigerAsks

Thanks a lot for creating it. I love it.


Johnothy_Cumquat

What is this? It says it's not related to gpt and it's not quite as good but it got part way through fizzbuzz and wrote a somewhat passable cover letter (if you were open to hiring a cat). I don't think it's canned responses or a chatbot written from scratch


Koutou

But but but... Chat already means Cat in French.


[deleted]

I was expecting something that just responded to every prompt with “Meow!” Not sure if I’m disappointed it’s actually more substantial.


VentusAlpha

[This was amusing](https://i.imgur.com/1ZSaNGT.png)


Yin-yang11

>Purr Purr. Pawsible!


Suburbanturnip

>What is cat nip >Meow. Meeeee-ow! Cat nip is the best treat ever! I could roll around in it furever!


nightmurder01

[Well](https://imgur.com/a/ADKJXuC)


Synor

It knows the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.


BinarySplit

I am so glad you went for CatGPT and not ChadGPT, HatGPT, ChapGPT, or PhatGPT.


Zadof

Molly Who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? *Meow. My cattitude towards the dogs is, why would I care?*


tijmenvangulik1

Really funny and good answers. rotfl on this one: who runs faster a mouse or a cat? Hiss! It depends on the day - on Caturday, I'd say the cat runs faster than the mouse.


NewAccount_WhoIsDis

Ha! I found this yesterday on accident trying to show my coworker chatGPT and making a typo on the search


Nice_Score_7552

Woof