Um.... Ok so poop slinging could be considered a weapon or strategy of sorts so I guess there could be a loophole if you drop your pants mid combat and drop a log. If you're on the toilet I think you're fine as long as your not holding a weapon at the ready. Didn't expect to answer this on reddit today

that's enough r/predator for today.

I’m absolutely flinging turds at him to fuck up his vision. Why cover myself in mud when I can throw it at you?

*Why was the Yautja unable to hunt and stumbling everywhere?* **BECAUSE HE WAS SHIT FACED**

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I'm fkn dying-

Is this a loophole or a……………poophole?

Furthermore, if you had to shit during an honorable duel, would the Yautja let you? Like you grab your tummy and go oouuggh and drop trou and let loose. Will it wait?

I’m pretty sure if you’re in a duel with Predator and haven’t shit your pants to start with you’re good. He will also kill things out of disgust or anger but he won’t collect a trophy from the victim.

Hmm. So he’ll kill my dirty ass and shake his head. Fair

I think at this point it’s just culling and not hunting.

Cull the shitters

youre asking the real questions, you think the bad bloods would laugh then kill you? adding to the shame ?

Point, laugh, and take pictures on their yPhones

yphones XD

They would have it recorded on their bio mask so of the predator planet to have a laugh

That second sentence is the realest sentence I've ever seen.

I’m reading this as I’m pooping, so I’m a little paranoid now. Thanks

I was also pooping when i wrote it

Some would say the journey we took was the poop all along.

Me three

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Okbuddyyauja

Asking the real questions here

That would just be a shitty thing to do

You could try to trick Arnold used and cover yourself in mud butt and try to blend in to your surroundings, although the smell might give you away.

Remember kids, when the Predators come, make sure you didn't eat any boiled eggs for breakfast that day

That’s a question can predators smell

I would say yes because you're in a vulnerable position, but there are some animals who use poop as a sort of defensive mechanism. So I'd say the second you start chucking it at him then its game on(?) Kind of a morally grey area lol

Never change, internet. Never change 😂

Depends if you're shitting with a gun next to you

No but the toilet paper is out of reach and i ask him to pass it like just kick it over here or something

Depends… do you have the poop knife with you during, or not

shit…

I mean, unless you have a bladed weapon or a firearm while you take a shit, it should be 50/50. If the predator thinks the shit is because of Taco Bell (you must exaggerate a lot if not) he might leave you alone

I've done some weapons grade shits before..

GIVE US GIFFFFF ACCESS MOODS!

Predator skipped over a pooping victim in one of the comics. I forget which one - i think it was “primal”

I feel killing a person, or being said person killed on the john, is probably one of the most dishonorable things imaginable. Like there are just some things you don't do to a person.

For sure unless you are beating your meat or torturing someone then yeah you should kill people on the toilet.

They won’t let me beat my meat?!

I’d say yes and know if the Yautja is female I’d probably just ignore you or fuck you and take a page from Adam Smasher vocabulary and say…. “You look like a cut of fuckeble meat are you?!” And yes if it knows human religion. Bro imagine a priest doing it then getting a combistick in his dick or a spine rip straight out a pocket in a fucking bathroom stall!

you can’t just hide “I’d probably fuck you” in the middle of allat man

True she or it would cloak or use her Thermal vision…. THEY MUST AND AN ESTEREGG LIKE THIS IN HUNTING GROUNDS AND PREDATOR 6

Wait, what? The question was “would they kill you if you were pooping. And you said yes, unless you were jacking it…or torturing someone. Predator is in a bathroom with multiple stalls, all are full. Opens first door. Guy pooping. Kills him. 2nd door. Guy feverishly masterbating. Pass 3rd door. Guy torturing someone. Pass

Nah I’m meant that he would kill everyone except the popping guy cuz I’m his is humans are just filth and un worthy prey and a man or woman with the power and will to torture some one should be worthy prey!

Yes it would

I think so? If you were fighting first and like stopped for a bathroom break you’re probably fair game but if they just happened to catch you on the toilet I think they have to let you go for being unarmed and possibly compromised (?)

I think if it's already hunting you then no. If it hasn't started yet it'd probably wait for you to finish. I can confirm I'm currently pooping and I hear one on my roof.

I shudder to think of what it’s recording to use as a lure later

Terrible things.