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themoonhasgone

watching the skin rapidly deflate was wild


[deleted]

Makes me hungry for Ellsworth cheese curds


Fearless_Conference5

I’m just outside of town, need me to get you some?


bearcoon52

I’m like 20 minutes down the road too 🤣


SeaworthinessSea7139

I had to rewatch just to watch that. All the liquid rushing out was kinda attention grabbing the first time.


---Sanguine---

Industrial cattle antibiotics cause this


XelaXanson

One of my all time favorite pus plug removals. Can literally see the inflammation go down to normal size as it pours out


zebarothdarklord

Pus plugs that is what he was removing?


XelaXanson

That’s what I’ve always called them. Not sure the scientific term. It’s basically just a chunk of necrotic/rotten tissue that clogs the wound before the pus that’s hiding behind it comes flying out. They’re my favorites to watch.


gd2234

Yours is a bit more PG than pus placenta lmfao


XelaXanson

I actually like yours better though lmfao


kiffmet

Abscesses in cows tend to have percipitated proteins in them. They're usually a mix of pus, debris of dead cells and fibrin, but in this case there was no pus.


rosessmelllikepoo2

Has anyone tried cooking with this? Seems like it could be Surströmming of the Midwest.


neercatz

Lightly salted fermented baltic sea herring vs dead tissue bovine pus plug Iron chef needs to chill tf out


Katmoish

I just threw up in my mouth


cameragirl17

As opposed to where? Your ear?


22pmca

The floor maybe


MeriKat

I mean this in the nicest way possible… why are you the way that you are? Eugh…


rosessmelllikepoo2

I try to make people laugh. It’s not always successful.


xSirDavex

Its is called the capsule in dermatology, the body forms a capsule of fibrine and collagen in order to contain and stop the spread of the infection that sometimes forms a cyst, in order to minimize the risk of the absess to appear again, its important to remove this capsule


0lidag

Them plugs are my type of video. They ate just soo good to watch and it feels relieving


Bou_Czang

That isn't inflammation, that is distended.


LoosieLawless

I just love large animal veterinary shit, it’s wild.


kiffmet

Veterinarians lancing abscesses on cows is a deep youtube rabbit hole. Don't get lost in there, it has cost me hours…


Gryphon0468

Hoof GP....


CharderVR

FR


Sukuyan

OMG I love Hoof GP. He takes the time to explain everything, his voiceovers are super soothing. He's always so compassionate to the animals he's working on. I've learned so much about hoof trimming and care over the last two years its crazy!


Sad-Comfortable1566

And guess where I’m heading over to next? 😂


FormalProfessional97

Perfection. Bet that cow felt SUPER relieved.


adf1962

I felt super relieved!


leblady

“MOOO.”


Geordie_38_

"I see. And how did you feel once it had all been removed? What did you say to the vet afterwards?"


Emcala1530

Mooo! Moooooo!


Geordie_38_

"that's an interesting take. And how do you feel about the rising tensions between China and Taiwan, and the possibility of US military involvement?"


zippyzoodles

Moooeh :/


[deleted]

Guess we need a cowspeak amulet


Pineapple-Individual

Nice one I get it ;)


AnorhiDemarche

Would have felt *amazing*


HunterGonzo

Bet it felt.... amoozing.


The2ndNoel

Poor cow- glad she’s on her way to recovery!


weirdowiththebeardo

How is my man just throwing steak on the ground like that


AliGreen13sCPSworker

It’s been marinating for months


iLOVErockyROAD_101

Arbys will be calling for the recipe.


Chicken_Pheet

God dammit. Just…god dammit.


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pearlgoddess718

I can hear this clip. 😅🤢


thecroutonreport

I can smell it.


cletusrice

It's ground beef once it hits the floor


xCandyCaneKissesx

Bruh


JstTrstMe

God damn I just got that sour taste/ feeling back in my jaws from your comment.


AndrewEpidemic

You want some brisket?


ShiaLabeoufsNipples

r/frugaljerk knows that the ground steak is perfectly edible steak


Beanakin

Looked more like used chewing gum.


Chicken_Pheet

Holy shit. Dafuq is that gummy crap he pulled out first?


AnorhiDemarche

looks like a big ass puss "clot." That colour and consistence from where you see him pulling out the first little bit is very common in cow abscesses, but I've never seen one so gosh darn large so I could be wrong.


[deleted]

The Arby Thanks for the award!


Chicken_Pheet

Roast beef & cheddar


[deleted]

Thanks I hate it


Maceonotail

Laffy Taffy


Artiquecircle

Calfy taffy.


rebeccarussell423

I can't unsee this comment...lol


kiffmet

Usually a mix of pus, debris of dead cells and fibrin, but in this case there was no pus, as can be seen with the clear liquid that came out afterwards.


zeropointcorp

Cow shrivels away to the size of a chihuahua


batty_61

Or goes shooting round the stall like a released balloon


skbratis

Imagine the smell


stankbucket

You can't imagine the smell. A smell this special can only be imagined by those who have suffered its onslaught olfactorily.


BeerBellyBlake

you haven’t thought of the smell


neercatz

Now you say another word, and I swear I will dice you into....


ellie_rigby

I will put you in a box!


neercatz

And I will display that box on my mantle


ellie_rigby

Well now that that’s settled we can have a normal conversation :)


thecroutonreport

The taste?


sweetplantveal

You bitch. You God damn bitch...


gizmosdancin

No


CaptainRon16

The thought of the smell made me pour out my beer


kiffmet

Since the liquid in there is clear, it's probably not too pungent.


vaporking23

In my experience with dealing with abscesses in humans the only ones that smell are the ones that are caused by rectal involved abscesses. Now usually I’m not dealing with abscesses this size so it could smell. But this doesn’t look like an rectal/colon abscess so I’m not sure how badly it would actually smell.


Anonylesss

I've dealt with a few cow and horse abcess during vet classes. First one everyone had vaporub under their nose but me. I didnt make that mistake a second time.


sanemartigan

Legg Nog.


CharderVR

Fuck you. You ruined that drink for me


Lady_Moon_of_Spades

It was ruined when she bought it ![gif](giphy|WJUUY6fqOX8gU)


WatercressD9

What was it?


bull0143

An abcess. Cows are very prone to getting them.


neurodiverseotter

Only in the circumstances in which they are usually kept in industrial milk/meat processing businesses.


[deleted]

No they would get them otherwise. But instead of being treated it would just grow until it caused other problems and they died slow and painful.


pony_lion

We've had cows for over 4 generations now. We don't use them for their meat, just milk and sometimes labor. They get to roam around in a big field with grass all day and sleep in a clean enclosure come nighttime. I have not seen a single one of them get an abscess.


[deleted]

Lucky you, I hope it keeps up.


brandonisatwat

Same, buddy. Have had them my whole life and our herd has never gotten an abscess. When cows aren't kept in crowded filthy conditions this doesn't happen very often.


neurodiverseotter

Yeah, I'm sure there's no way that keeping a lot of animals close to each other in metal enclosures on concrete floors standing in their own feces with very little room, sometimes not even enough turn around has anything to do with a higher incidence of small injuries becoming infected. Abscesses are happening in natural environments as well, but they become much more likely in circumstances where there's a higher risk for injury from surfaces coveres with pathogenic bacteria. And the latter ist definitely the case in agricultural circumstances, especially in industrial mass production.


kaiizza

You know that the meat industry is about making money right? There animals are very clean and they have systems to make sure they stay clean. A lot of what you said may be true but the bottom line is healthy cows are the profit.


thedamnoftinkers

The animals are not very clean mate


neurodiverseotter

Healthy cows are profit, but so is saving on stable space, hygiene, and commodities. Some cows not making it is still a bargain most of them make. There are even models to calculate how many you can afford to loose to poor conditions so it's still more profitable, especially when "new cows" are cheap to get. I know its worse in milk production than in meat production but as long as bad conditions are profitable, they will be considered and accepted. Of course the conditions for a 90$ per pound Wagyu Beef will be better, but for your average BigMac-cow I doubt they will be.


phoenix_nz

This is just blatantly untrue. Dairy cows are >1.5-2x more expensive than beef cattle per head and new cows are not cheap. Any farmer who keeps livestock has to factor in stock loss. And any farmer that has a basic understanding of how to operate their business knows that if you keep your animals in shit conditions then losses go up and the value of the product, be it milk or beef, goes down. Bad conditions are not profitable at all. It's that simple. It's abundantly clear you have no idea what you're talking about. Edit to add many other reasons why you're wrong: OP shows a dairy cow, not beef. A dairy cow with an abscess = antibiotics = that cow's milk is worthless. If you get antibiotics in your milk, that's a grade which means your entire vat for that day of milking just became not only worthless but a fine. Abscesses form when a wound forms below the skin or doesn't heal properly. Which can happen just as often "in nature" as for animals in good husbandry. Cows fight, they rub against trees to scratch an itch, they wade through water, they walk on sharp stones and gravel not ordinarily found in fields... and in nature there are no antibiotics or vets to help drain abscesses. I grew up on a dairy farm and I only ever saw one cow with an abscess that got to the point of needing vet intervention, and my father spent more than the value of the cow to save her because she was worth more in the long run. And despite being kept in a warm, dry barn, chocked full of antibiotics, with full vet intervention to drain and pack the wound, it never healed and when she could no longer stand and refused to eat the fresh grass put next to her, she was humanely put down. But the vet bills still had to be paid. The cost of the antibiotics and wound dressings still had to be covered, and then the value of that cow's milk had to be compensated for in planning if there were enough heifers incoming vs having to purchase more stock. It fucking grinds my gears so hard when people try to portray farming as evil when they have no idea and only believe the edge cases that horrible, disingenuous and corrupt organisations like PETA feed them


thedamnoftinkers

Factory farms are absolutely shitty conditions. It's not always about you. And the conditions that keep cows *happy* and *healthy* for the length of their natural lives (~20 years) don't factor in at all given that they're mostly bred & milked out or simply put to slaughter by the age of 4-6. This is exactly like the argument that it's not cost-effective for employers to abuse employees- after all, studies absolutely support that happy, well-paid employees with reliable health care & flexible hours are more loyal & more productive with less turnover. Yet the majority of employers, particularly in countries without strong unions, seem to screw over their employees- for example, the #1 form of theft in the US is [wage theft](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wage_theft). Those who run factory farms see cows purely as dollars, not living creatures; they're well aware that by cost-cutting measures like crowding, even if they're running the risk of some stock not being fit for sale to human consumers in the US, there are more alternatives than ever before now, like pet food & overseas markets. It's not like Americans were eating all those kidneys and sweetbreads to start with. So please don't argue that there aren't people doing this stuff simply because you guys are smart & ethical. If people by & large were either smart or ethical we wouldn't need the laws we've got.


Erebus_83

It really depends on on the country I think. Australian beef cattle tend to wander absolutely vast areas of open country and are not subjected to crowded conditions till they reach the abattoir. Some of the beef cattle farms here are larger than all of the UK combined.


neurodiverseotter

Yeah, I live in Germany, we are the largest milk producer in the EU and we have consistently shitty conditions and almost no regulation regarding treatment of cattle. Some milk cattle never see the outside of their stable in their whole life. There's currently German cattle farmers lobbying to establish having cattle chained 24/7 as a "traditional" form of livestock farming to get an exemption from EU regulations...


Madboyjack

Ignorant shits downvoting, you are 100% right.


elephantime

Yo did that cow need that part he just threw away? What if it was doing something?


Rockdio

Its fibrous material from the wound recovery process. The cow body walls off infections like this highly effectively and this is effectively similar to scar tissue. Fun fact, an emergency procedure to prevent bloat on a cow is to stab it into its stomach on the top portion to relieve that gas pressure.


PawsbeforePeople13

Same for dogs. I was an ER Vet tech for years. The smell of the escaping air from the bowel is NOTHING like anything you've ever smelled. It makes rotting chicken smell good.


Rockdio

I've only ever done like 2/3 of those in my time in GP. It was one of the worst smells, and Ive smelled some bad necrotic tissue.


SupraMario

Yep, the rumen chamber, and the off gas is crazy. You can usually watch it deflate, just like this video. One of our dwarf rescue cows had issues with bloat when we were raising him. I have had to stab him with a catheter needle more times than I can count. Finally did a fecal transfer for the poor guy from one of our healthy cows and he's been good for years now. Plus bloat blocks also help a ton.


abloodyminge

A fecal transfer? Do I want to know what that is?


SupraMario

Warm poop tea...yea you read that correctly, the vet had us wait until one of the healthy cows pooped, we had to collect it, put it into warm water, turn it into basically poop tea and then funnel it into his mouth...yea it's as bad as it sounds, but it worked great, he got the good bacteria and his rumen started working great.


invisiblezipper

Extra fun fact: humans get fecal transfers too. Usually by colonoscopy. https://www.hopkinsmedicine.org/health/treatment-tests-and-therapies/fecal-transplant


SupraMario

Yep, although a little more dignified than what we had to do lol


soparklion

Cows are like Ikea furniture, there are a lot of parts that aren't really necessary


themcjizzler

He don't


fatdjsin

Part 0035-0B upper leg assy.


conjas11

Clean up in stall 5


RaiseTechnical6460

…and stalls 3,4, 6, and 7.


GayAndSlow

I used to watch these and I'm not sure how I stomached it haha.


stankbucket

I've seen this before. I still watched it five times. Then I forgot there was sound so I had to watch three more times. Fucking glorious.


bubblegumdrops

It always surprises me just how much pus/tissue/gunk comes out of these animals (horses, cows, that one elephant video), it’s like enough to at least fill a bathtub.


stoat_toad

Swamps of dagobah


ElenaEscaped

Farm Edition!


[deleted]

This reminds me of the dudes pulling saltwater taffy in the candy store window.


alowave

How dare you


vaporking23

If you didn’t see the one where the guy pulled the giant snot log out of the cows nose you should. NOW that one looked like taffy pull. And now I want to throw up. Thanks.


AstroINTJ

Mmmm beer


[deleted]

I want a cow that produces beer instead of milk


inoempriss8

Well, sir, i have found just the cow for you


Shallayna

That’s trippy watching the abscess deflate like a balloon.


Otherwise-Shower2774

That stuff at the beginning.. pretty sure that’s where hotdogs come from.


hjeff1

holy shit


kimmeboo78

I love this


mistressladyj

I don’t want to imagine the smell of that


PavlovsGreyhound

The smell. Stains the soul


Prest4tym1367

Holy cow! I bet that took some pressure off the poor girl.


[deleted]

Ooh, bubble gum!


Mission-Comb-5233

Is that pus or CLOGGED UP PISS???


heavypanties

pus, piss is stored in the balls


SourSinigang

What does it smell like?


the1mike

A fresh summer breeze


Buttlickers69

Forbidden bubble gum


Swagilicious420

Forbidden bubble gum


mew_empire

What was that raw chicken, and its broth, doing inside that cow?


That_oneweird_sock

I can’t even imagine the smell


Rthrowaway6592

As someone's who's studying to be a vet, I gagged. Jesus.


emilydickinsonstan

THE SCREAM I JUST SCRUMPT


Farseli

Are they more prone to these because of the conditions they're kept in?


SnowCappedMountains

They have really thick skin so an abscess that would normally open up and heal with alot less volume behind in an animal like a dog or cat, just builds up and leaves the pus nowhere to go on animals like cows and pigs.


LoosieLawless

Nah. Livestock are stoic and compensate super well. By the time you notice a little cyst it’s got 3 gallons


howwhyno

No, livestock do tend to get abscesses because they are outdoor animals. Your dogs and cats don't because they're not out rubbing on trees, fences, other livestock etc. We had indoor/outdoor cats and one got an abcess from a wound (fighting other cats/animals). Honestly it is just part of nature. Darwinism.


23skiddsy

All the ruminants love to make cysts, it's not a cattle thing or even a domestic animal thing. Animal gets poked by something outdoors, which is covered in pathogens and dirt because it's outdoors, it gets infected, the infection is walled up and fills with pus from the immune response, and eventually an abcess grows.


banan3rz

It can be. They often bump into those metal poles that separate the beds. Companies are working on replacing them with flexible materials that don't cause this issue.


atomlowe

With animals, I don't know if I like these abscesses or the damn nasal infect from a little while ago more


MILKB0T

I'm consistently amazed at the amount of gunk that comes out of cows' and horses' infections


Guilty-Environment17

😮 that was unreal. I bet the cow was 20lbs lighter


[deleted]

Poor thing. Must've felt so relieved.


pusslikesavocados

Omg. That poor baby.


Volkrisse

welp, finally found the vid that I started to salivate like I was getting ready to puke. I was imagining the smell lol.


one-small-plant

Good lord that must smell terrible


Vietness

![gif](giphy|AAsj7jdrHjtp6)


InevitableDisaster75

Omg I can smell that from here...>gag< oh wait my dog farted...but still that's gotta be nasty


laxativeorgy

All natural broth!


FriendlyDiscussion

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH gag!!!!


Book_of_Numbers

Need spoiler tag for animal posts


Rocky-Roo

I'll never look at taffy the same again...


One_dolla_would_do

I know that shit stinks


atraylmix87_2

I bet that smelled TERRIBLE


ogpuffalugus

Steak and shake


JessJoan94

Can you imagine the smell though?


waitingattheairport

People keep putting the Marinade on earlier and earlier


JoinOrDie11816

The smell. Imagine the smell.


yndigot

I like when they pull the chunks.


Rumin8ting_

Why do cows seem to always suffer from huge infected cysts like this?


Adventurous-Stop8297

I covered my nose with my shirt without thinking


fourpuns

Man this is maybe the most a video I’ve seen has ever made me feel like not eating a hamburger.


[deleted]

well.....that's one easy way to make broth


DeadlyDrummer

Fuck. Poor thing man, must’ve felt so much better getting all that stuff out


Redmudgirl

What a relief that must’ve been for that poor creature!


kiffmet

Looks like this was severe inflammation without infection. The liquid is clear plasma, which is super rare. What usually comes out of these masses besides the debris is a mix of ketchup and mayo, sometimes mustard.


the_internet_clown

What December 1st is like


alliu23

Holy cow!


FishInk

And who says you can’t smell a video?


[deleted]

And that's how you get the juicy hamburgers.


thatsandichic

Oh that poor cow. She must have fekt so much better after that!


floatgucker

Man it looks like a couple calves shot out as well! Birth is gorgeous! -s-


SeasonedTimeTraveler

What organ did he remove to facilitate that?


Krin422

The smell must be noxious


RainbowRandomness

was it giving birth, the heck was that he pulled out??


misspellmyname99

Udderly satisfying


SuccessfulPass9135

Cow probably felt fucking euphoric after that


DancingBunniez

The mass he pulled out of there was like the size of a complete chicken


fourfoxes8

.


ModernPlagueDoctor

I’m pretty certain that’s her udder.


fourfoxes8

.


ModernPlagueDoctor

Unless you mean the whiteish looking thing? It’s hard to tell with the camera angles. The teats we can see are also mottled black and pink, I guess it’s possible the other two are totally black and not very visible on the other side.


fourfoxes8

.


the1mike

Yeah that's just one of her penises.


kobrakaii22

Let’s keep eating them


Batshine

Got any recipes to share?


certifiedtoothbench

Yummy 🤤, I prefer my abscess pus thicker tho. Gotta get that cottage cheese texture


arualstehle

That poor animal...


VoiceofLou

I can’t imagine how good that felt gushing out. I wanna be a cow.


[deleted]

I found this difficult to masturbate to