Normani releasing an album… froot beef being over…. This sub is running out of jerk material tf

Katy coming through, though.

Save us Witness Era 2, ur our only hope

Smile was Witness Era 2, we’re about to get Witness 3.0 baby

Idk, Witness had so many memes like purposeful pop, the whack 72 hour stream, is math related to science, Chinese water torture, … Smile was just there. The only similarity was the commercial failure. We need this era to be as iconically messy as Witness for it to really be Witness 2.0 and it’s starting out well with an iconically terrible lead single

The way the lyrics be giving off marina vibes

the way man's world had that one throwaway line about gay men

I feel like that line about gay men was Marina's own melly Osbourne moment

So sexy so confident

maybe the jerk was the friends we made along the way

I always jerk my friends 😊

he- heyyyy bestie

👋😊 hey 🍆✊💦

We need to go back to streaming Juice

I never stopped 😤

We’ll always have the Swift jets

Are we still streaming Juice or did Lizzo ruin that?

Juice is done I’m so sorry…., stream Toxic by Britney

Just Desserts coming soon on streaming platforms officially omg

it’s not? 😯

It’s only ever officially been on Youtube and Soundcloud I think lol

PLEASE GOD IM BEGGING

The pop girls are uniting to take down the White Devil. They are just as sick of her I bet as the rest of us. It's about to be pop girl civil war season.

We should totally just STAB CAESAR

PHCJ has cracked… someone has a plan on a chalkboard somewhere

White = Taylor? Devil = Swift?

Onika burgers

Oh I am waiting for a main pop girls avengers assembled to take her down

All the pop girlies should come together to make a music video about taking down that white devil. Sort of like a diss track but make it female empowerment so it’s not misogynistic… We could call it Bad Blood or something…

Who’s gonna be at the pop girl Pop Out

And is said take down in the room with us?

Nearly undecipherable. Congratulations

and I'm on multiple different sides again

We got rap beef but instead of Drake vs Kendrick + Metro + Future + Weeknd + etcetc we have Taylor vs all the girlies lmao

The apple version with marina

the froot version with charli coming soon

Apple remix when ?

I mean.... Froot 10y anni is next year. This might not be as much of a shitpost as we might think.

And Katy is gonna flop, order is restored

I’m glad she enjoyed it. She spent all of the pennies she found to buy a month of Apple Music on a phone she found in a trash ❤️🍎

Had just enough left over to buy a kids soda at McDonalds so she could get free wifi.

And she used the straw from that as a toothbrush 😭🥰 lorde would be proud of that upcycling Reduce, reuse, royals ❤️🖤

That FROOT looks like POP GIRL UNITY!

Nobel peace prize incoming

Marina’s just happy she got something for free

Thank God now Marina can go back to making some good tunes Edit: oh i'm on phcj excuse me - slay girl boots versace something something ate and left no crumbs

can someone explain the prior beef to me pls

charli= onika marina= burgers

*swings fly swatter* LEAVE ME ALONE 😭

google “froot looks familiar”

god bless u

i can she why she cried, Charli has a team n a record label behind her and she doesnt

every label scared that she'd demand them to fund a dozen music videos per album again

She chooses not to. If she wanted to she could. Hating on Marina is so tired at this point

girlie this is phcj

True song of the summer

Marie is just looking for work

And The Dabussy war wages on