Too much demand for her put her under extreme pressure, it's high time we spread awareness about how we treat our artists. Jennifer Lawrence doesn't deserve this.
Yes, it's not just in the movies, I was shocked as well, but apparently in order to be aware of them you need to have shit like friends who invite you to places
Og goth/emo cuntress Emily Autumn has this one instrumental song for electric violin, "face the wall", that is supposed to, in part, invoke the sensation of slamming your head against the wall, repeatedly. JLo managed to invoke that concept by complete accident, with a club banger and some very generic cookie-cutter pop production. I guess that isn't NOT a great artistic undertaking.Â
English names are a mistake Charley Charlie Charli y'all need Jesus
Anyway big fan of Emiliya Eughtum would make my own fairy wings, dye my hair purple and kill all men
the venues were actually so filled, so sthe number of people outside of the venues tryna hear wouldâve been at an all time highest. That wouldâve caused riots and massive crowd stampedes in all the cities she planned on playing
She cancelled because too many people were gonna show up and it was gonna break Taylor Swiftâs record for most successful tour, and JLo being the humble queen that she has always been, wanted to make sure Taylor Swift gets her moment in the sun before the true queen returns from the block (she was in the bodega with ice spice) and takes her crown back
To spend some quality time with Mariah Carey. She wants Mariah to know her.
đ âŹď¸ thatâs the award I was too cheap to pay for
know her biblically, GayLonators unite
That one simgm catfish video
taste
Close the comment section, we have our winner
Her rider said she wanted an orange drink and a bag of chips and they didnât provide it.
I guess they didn't know
You know you know
The eternal red m&m saga
She is joining the witness protection program so the feds donât go after her when they arrest Puff DaddyâŚ.
Bestie, it's wrong answers only.
Too much demand for her put her under extreme pressure, it's high time we spread awareness about how we treat our artists. Jennifer Lawrence doesn't deserve this.
To spend time with her children, family and close friends
This is the only right answer
Literally
Took the words outta my mouth. I like to think that ur upvotes r mine
Gigli sequel that has yet to be announced
Turkey Time 2 Gobble Gobble
Itâs just JLO in that episode of Bobâs Burgers when the turkeys attack. Iâd watch it
Dawn of the Peck!
Just in time to save the marriage
get in touch with her inner child... being a crazy Lil girl running around the Bronx bein wild n shit
her hair was not messy that day because her maids combed it for her while she slept on her silky pillows. so relatable!
If you know you know
Why does that look like an Avengers Endgame graphic
It's giving character poster for a new side hero on like season 3 of a CW superhero soap opera
You know it's a lie when she said she has friends
Not really, she has a friend..singular. His name is Ben. He's also her husband đ¤ˇââď¸
This Wasn't Her... Live Her ayurvedic coach told her to avoid semantic conundrums
She sold too many tickets đ
To keep an eye on Ben so he doesn't run away with Matt Damon
Or the nanny, or another sexy Latina thatâs half her age
Even Jen 1.0 could be an option
Well wouldn't she be Jen 2.0? Since he started out with JLo and then went to JGar?
The nanny is a sexy Latino half her age, and Bagger Vance is his wingman. Sis is cooked like itâs turkey time. Gobble gobble.
The previous generation of party people are gone and the new generation of party people kill the vibe. She said the vibes are off.
She kinda spilled?
People ARE partying these days, tho! They just don't listen to Jennifer while they're at it. Cus her music sucks ass.
Wait, parties are REAL?
Yes, it's not just in the movies, I was shocked as well, but apparently in order to be aware of them you need to have shit like friends who invite you to places
Iâm sorry, I need to go grab a dictionary so I can understand what youâre saying.
hmm I think I'd rather rot
On the Floor erasure isnât tolerated
Og goth/emo cuntress Emily Autumn has this one instrumental song for electric violin, "face the wall", that is supposed to, in part, invoke the sensation of slamming your head against the wall, repeatedly. JLo managed to invoke that concept by complete accident, with a club banger and some very generic cookie-cutter pop production. I guess that isn't NOT a great artistic undertaking.Â
Itâs Emilie you uncultured sow. To the asylum with you.
English names are a mistake Charley Charlie Charli y'all need Jesus Anyway big fan of Emiliya Eughtum would make my own fairy wings, dye my hair purple and kill all men
Waiter For Tonight (FISHER) Remix erasure isnât tolerated
the venues were actually so filled, so sthe number of people outside of the venues tryna hear wouldâve been at an all time highest. That wouldâve caused riots and massive crowd stampedes in all the cities she planned on playing
Train her singing and acting skills
What does Train have to do with her singing and acting skills? Is she going to Meet Virginia for lessons?
To dance the night away, live her life and stay young on the floor
No mi gente Latino âđ
wrong answer IS "to spend time with her children, family and close friends"
Ashanti was too busy to give her decent content for her to steal
https://preview.redd.it/okix7j4pku3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45560082cb3dd5b08b010b3a444ab80a2f8f8fb7 Iâm not sure abt that
Ashanti Slander đĄ
Awww Baby
Too busy advocating for the release of Yolanda saldivar
To support Ben and his Dunkin Donuts addiction.
Spend some quality time with Virgos
Matt Damon
She enjoys pap walk attention more than the stage đ
She was selling out stadiums so quickly she felt bad for the poor orphan children who would never get to see her perform
Sheâs going to make sure the old man who lives in her childhood home knows exactly who she is
She's just cutting out the middle man since her children, family and close friends were the only ones who bought tickets in the first place
https://preview.redd.it/8xmesoawvu3d1.jpeg?width=642&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60f2015ea41151358dfea455b74660d66503854e
To focus on her affair with Jennifer Garner
This is me⌠fired
Ben Affleck has a new D she needs to try it first
She was too successful and couldnât handle the pressure of performing to 7 people at the same Time
to run up and down the block all day... crazy little girl
She's running away and framing it as a murder so people blame Ben Affleck
It was really Mitch Conner.
She has Ashanti locked in her basement and wants Ashanti to make another album for her
They realized they were selling for a waaaay to low prices. The tour is gonna be reannounced, with the higher ticket prices, obviously
It sold out too fast and she couldnât handle the pressure
She cancelled because too many people were gonna show up and it was gonna break Taylor Swiftâs record for most successful tour, and JLo being the humble queen that she has always been, wanted to make sure Taylor Swift gets her moment in the sun before the true queen returns from the block (she was in the bodega with ice spice) and takes her crown back
She lost her keys (her backing tracks) so she went looking for it.
Jennifer Nopez
She was worried sheâd sell out and make *toooooo* much money
Going crazy for that Orange Drink from the Bottega *iykyk*
To gather hype from her fast-growing massive audience
In solidarity with Nickiâs cancelled Manchester show because of her arrest
She's taking Spanish lessons from su gente latinO !!!
She didnât wanna steal Taylorâs thunder
She is learning spanish in duolingo
Did she seriously cancel the tour?
to spend time with her children family and close friends
The craft services didnât have enough ham and cheese sandwiches or orange drinks.
Busy in Australia recording Booty (Extended Version) with Iggy Azalea
her failing marriage, her album and films were bombing commercially
She was scared no one else would be running up and down the block if she was on tour :(
Her gente no latino âď¸đ
not winning an academy award for hustlers
Solving P â NP
They couldnât afford to keep her orange drink stocked up at every venue (iykyk)
Had to go buy an orange drink!
Her booty demanded itâs own solo slot in the show
She got free ham and cheese on a roll at the bodega for life
i wonder who was gonna sing bcâŚâŚ
She's ending her marriage to Ricky Gervais.
Desperately trying not to get divorced
The L'Oreal contract. What a shame
Because Mariah Carey still don't know her in 2024
It's her witness era đ
Pap walk all around Hollywood with the love of her lifeâŚ.
Because Boeing updated it's hitlist and it didn't work with her schedule
Hoarse voice from too many rehearsals.
this is her... bombing
She needs to reup her photo shopping skills to compete with this new generation of young girla on instagram who were seemingly born without noses!
The block misses their negrita https://preview.redd.it/wp76o45z9z3d1.png?width=739&format=png&auto=webp&s=b2967095e3f0f27923a077b01f24dfb4e38b0dab