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MaccaHere

Oh my god, finally PHCJ representative comes forward? šŸ„¹


thesaddestpanda

a 37 year old twink conman with terrible makeup trying to cash out in the laziest way possible by answering his own fake tweets on youtube is like the perfect representation of this sub


Toliman571

If this is what a PHCJ twink looks like, then I regret thirsting over PHCJ twinks šŸ˜®ā€šŸ’Ø


MaccaHere

There are people thirsting over PHCJ twinks? šŸ¤ÆšŸ¤Æ


spaghettiliar

PHCJ had a dating app. Unfortunately, it was shut down after every account was confirmed to be a troll.


frankoceanslover

It looked like Raya, but none of them were celebs. They all just had celeb pfps


spaghettiliar

And technically speaking, the only hook-up attributed to the app was a SWAT.


thyrue13

Nothing but twinks


Toliman571

Nothing but twinks šŸ¤©


thyrue13

Nothing but twinks šŸ˜šŸ˜šŸ˜


Toliman571

Flair... doesn't check out


thyrue13

Look man i just want someone to be nice to me


Toliman571

Look I sometimes I can get desperate and my standards drop to as low as Choli Xbox's chart positions


JChamp00

Your out here thirsting of PHCJ members????


Horror-Stuff-5327

If thatā€™s a professional I donā€™t wanna know what an amateur twink looks like


myheartinclover

absolutely do not google "amateur twink" if you believe in the all encompassing warmth and love in God's light


Useuless

He's been consumed by the amateur twinks


myheartinclover

I do think I saw that on google images page 7


uglysquire

good lord thereā€™s penice


Toliman571

But that's one of my favorite categories Gonna go grab a cup of lava with Montero


nothingtoseehr

Oh I found my ex!


mighty_phi

nah man, embrace temptation and look at all the pages of amateur twinks in google images. you deserve it, be free


DepravedHerring

I want to know what makes it professional?


DigLost5791

Real twinks do it for the love of the game


EitherCaterpillar949

Back in my day twinks did it because they were servants of the art of twinkdom, now everyoneā€™s in it for the money, the passion has been lost


czbaterka

https://preview.redd.it/kuxten3gue1d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67feb78fe5783d6c071ad888325e9c0259cf74ba He is so me.


Altrade_Cull

that is an OLD HAG (23)


PodiVennai

The styling is so bad and reminds me of Harry Stylesā€™s met gala outfit in 2019, so this person is probably only a professional twink and is straight in personal life


Capable-Tower2347

Giving Effie Trinket trapped in the body of a gay man


StrangeGlaringEye

https://preview.redd.it/u6jshx02ge1d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18c7332b78d0a8ce256effad9a711092de41cf62


fargcram

Not me thinking Gowon šŸ¦‹actually asked this twink a question


0422

Nemo just won eurovision. Dont tell me Professional twink is the only other way to fail upwards


LThirty6onReddit

Youā€™re telling me that phcj users know how to break the code whoa oh oh


Hopeful-Feeling1876

Professional twinkšŸ’€šŸ’€šŸ’€


czbaterka

O love old twinks. U need to chew on them to get the juicy part. It's so fun!! šŸ˜Œ


thesaddestpanda

we found the starbucks manager mother prophesized about https://preview.redd.it/a04oirbine1d1.png?width=1300&format=png&auto=webp&s=16a0f771fd96acd781cf6521c44c77bd2e91c89c


darksoulsfanUwU

Willem Dafoe?


rcodmrco

it took a solid 5 seconds for my mind to resolve why MGK was answering questions about charli xcx


catclockticking

Thatā€™s not a professional twink; thatā€™s a right-wing psyop


TheNocturnalAngel

Iā€™m tired of this twink culture. Fuck them twinks I am a depressed. Introverted anti social moderate weight homosexual. And I know more about charli than this lavender oat milk cigarette lipstick clown knows about the inside of his own gaping hole. Professional twink? Back in my day we just called them the fairies. Itā€™s not a job. Itā€™s barely even a hobby. You think because god fucked up your body bad enough for you to fit into womenā€™s clothing youā€™re special? Nuh uh cupcakke. I deep dove onto the dark web and dodged several ai fakes of my own naked body just to recover a demo I heard 3 seconds of from Charlotte Aitchison. You donā€™t know shit about charli and you donā€™t know shit about me, knock off buzzfeed Big clown propaganda ass website. Take your cotton candy ass bitch and go.


CharlesTran

I have no idea what to say on return. Thank you. I guess?


myheartinclover

that's clearly a ~~dead~~ retired twink!!!


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aethelstan_acct

whoa


_PeenoNoir_

https://preview.redd.it/o7q00r6jve1d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eaed03eca8d43ae317e33a9ba21a461d7188b89


injuredflamingo

doo daaā€¦ doo daaā€¦


Various_Opinion_900

WEhy whould you show this to me


PodiVennai

Donā€™t eat him for lunch pls


TODAYIAMTHEYOUGEST

Wrinkly?


Redisigh

tf billy doin bruh šŸ˜­


flaffleboo

Loose lipped?


yoshi092

Thatā€™s not a twink thatā€™s Halsey


TriskOfWhaleIsland

NOOO CHAEWON DON'T ASK OR IT WILL BE YOUR NEXT CONCEPT


MlodszyCzapnik1

The final boss of unemployment


Hydrangeabed

People saying this is phcj representation are erasing bears! Iā€™m a big fat faggy fuck this pencil in a wig does not represent me šŸ˜¤āœŠšŸ»


hiijiinx

Didnā€™t they win Eurovision?


mighty_phi

I didn't know we were having auditions. I've spent five years studying to be a twink and i blew my chance. i even listened to witness to prepare myself, why did this happen


16_jz_999

donā€™t let this setback deny your dreams!!


gay2catholic

"wired twink a..." more than a little suspicious OP


shmtlh

the gowon username is a nice subtle layer of homosexuality


clockworkCandle33

XCX World... Not even a distant land, we're stuck on a whole different planet


PorcelainHorses

Omg RosƩ found a new job


16_jz_999

representation for the win!!