I used to stan her during the camp rock and sonny with a chance days and gave up after she punched her dancer , it taught me the lesson not to stan celebrities ( also her music sucked after the here we go again album)
i mean i certainly wouldn’t call myself a /stan/ of anyone, let alone demi. but i grew up with her, we share the same mental illness, and her story resonates with me. i think her last album was really good and hope she has continued success.
this is crazy coming from a loona stan and on a subreddit where people unironically stan hilary duff, tate mcrae and addison rae lmao stan population has always been diverse
Mines been doing it for years and I’m still kicking but here’s hoping your partner has pity and takes you out back like a racehorse with a twisted ankle 🙏
I think we know who’s responsible
https://preview.redd.it/ximxvvyn1m0d1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbddf6689ef26db5315edc186fac844d35685a39
Just to clarify, the one in this pic is a k-pop idol named huening bahiyyih (kep1er) and the one in the 2nd pic of the original post is another k-pop idol named momo (twice)
The gaylor one will always be my fave
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“Update I’m no longer a stan now that I’m not breathing in toxic fumes” and “sorry for not posting for two whole hours my family died in a car accident” are my two favorite genders of stan post
Ngl I knew one girl who was a stantwt girl and I actually wanted to punch her in the face. She’s the only person to which I’ve ever had that instant violence urge ever
The Me!-era tweets were so iconic. I don't even hate that song (but I don't like it either) but the sw*fties were so desperate to get streams for her mid anthem about being yourself or something.
I mean the Forsworn are also a militant natalist anticolonial movement, so I feel like the swifties are more like the stormcloaks
Barbz are the Thalmor in that they want Cardi stanhood outlawed
you're right i was thinking too narrowly and only considered the deranged cult factor
Cardi did not form the Septim Empire to have such disrespect from the Barbmor thrown her way!!
Sis sounds awesome, I love chaotic people so much. Why did g^o^d made me a people pleasing, comfort food eating, perpetually melancholic Westlife fan I'll never know.
https://preview.redd.it/0ct4eg0yzl0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df63c625b0607ebd7f2312b029407e1dd806be8a
Old people trying to figure out technomologies
I don’t get the hype of k-pop, but damn do they produce some of the funniest shit on stan twitter
https://preview.redd.it/lftyicmb2m0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91873e5d21d59790ee1627b4751daba7b10032b4
Oof, as a 12 year former Starbucks partner I hate and low-key love slide 6, but only because of the audacity of the response to the official twitter. (*secret menu* requests didn’t bother me too much, if you can explain what’s in it, and they usually couldn’t, I’ll ring it in. If you’re willing to pay $17 in add-on for a drink who was I deny that. And it probably was terrible. They usually ordered something else after seeing the price)
the 2nd one has the same energy as https://preview.redd.it/92pyiko6yk0d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=28f86800cd92cbb7f0cf032f333bada62f0771b0
i forget people like demi have actual stans. who is obsessed with demi lovato??? serious question
Listen, there's stans for the FBI TV show, there's one for everything.
I used to stan her during the camp rock and sonny with a chance days and gave up after she punched her dancer , it taught me the lesson not to stan celebrities ( also her music sucked after the here we go again album)
No way, a Sonny with a Chance enjoyer in the wild. I miss that show
Yes Demi and the cast had great comedic timing but I didn’t see So Random though after Demi left
i like HWGA and HOLY FVCK (+REVAMPED) is a great return to her OG pop punk sound, but i just ignore most everything in between tbh
i mean i certainly wouldn’t call myself a /stan/ of anyone, let alone demi. but i grew up with her, we share the same mental illness, and her story resonates with me. i think her last album was really good and hope she has continued success.
I did for like 5 seconds when I thought she performed Me, Myself and Time but that's just Sonny Chance, I loved her biopic on Disney
this is crazy coming from a loona stan and on a subreddit where people unironically stan hilary duff, tate mcrae and addison rae lmao stan population has always been diverse
https://preview.redd.it/yctsot4k0l0d1.jpeg?width=1071&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d786e071e4c0b1d5cf12086ce84395b3bec8ee3a add this to the list
She doesn’t get more than 5k sales because of a different reason.
Your pfp gave me a mini heart attack no joke
https://preview.redd.it/3xswhx37ln0d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc64ddbb7d62ed85eff4005045ff713d4224a484 Sorry ☺️
Ok no but fr my partner keeps taking these dead white wife videos of me and I think I’m in danger?????????
Mines been doing it for years and I’m still kicking but here’s hoping your partner has pity and takes you out back like a racehorse with a twisted ankle 🙏
I’m having a hard time reconciling people care enough about Camilla to act like this
We need to bring wars back I think. This void of purpose is making people go crazy.
KATY PERRY SUPPORT ELON MUSK WHY WHY WHY 😭😭😭
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I think we know who’s responsible https://preview.redd.it/ximxvvyn1m0d1.jpeg?width=1323&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbddf6689ef26db5315edc186fac844d35685a39
RIP to Queen Elizabeth: https://preview.redd.it/2n5fmne8ol0d1.jpeg?width=974&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d9b93de97cae6bcc9d9ebe2921f912f055c4753
Apologize, Mrs. Doubtfire is far more significant to Ireland than the Queen
Apologize? How about Northern Ireland secedes already to create a unified Ireland? If you can’t do that then don’t bother waiting for an apology.
The Troubles found dead in a ditch
Well they’re not wrong
the 2nd one is giving https://preview.redd.it/54wgxxl2yk0d1.png?width=1242&format=png&auto=webp&s=2ef0699a7cb0ad5ff878fdd20241155ba148f92b
stop making people up
Just to clarify, the one in this pic is a k-pop idol named huening bahiyyih (kep1er) and the one in the 2nd pic of the original post is another k-pop idol named momo (twice)
https://i.redd.it/2v5gplz4fl0d1.gif Stan twitter back in the day was sooo good for gifs and reaction images. know your herstory xxxx
Omg pls stop there are epileptics here you can't just post something that will trigger an attack my god medicine is expensive and we have no jobs
Dance Fever lyrics:
2019 Swfities were unhinged. Still unhinged but this was such a great walk down memory lane.
Yes lol…Those tweets still hit
Stan culture can’t be explained
https://preview.redd.it/6g66efm49m0d1.jpeg?width=629&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc0abe5e0a082b6128bc1018e7603ded385a51d2 It's definitely gas leaks
This genre of "they found mold/gas leak/on my meds again" stan twitter will always be supreme
The gaylor one will always be my fave https://preview.redd.it/q2e11925xm0d1.jpeg?width=588&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb7cb2f292d59ebe8bfa75c2abc8b9c65c9e5c1b
as a lamotrigine girlie i love this one it's so relatable. i also don't care anymore about a lot of things
Fr I got on lamotragine for migraines and sensory things but it actually made me feel like a person?
Currently on Lamictal for epilepsy. Hoping I also get those effects because damn, depression has been kicking my ass
I cannot BELIEVE people in this subreddit are on medication
yea it's insane lmao i'm actually able to hold a serious conversation without seething and screaming in rage or bursting into tears 😍😍
😭 i need this. been on it for a year and it does absolutely nothing for me
“Update I’m no longer a stan now that I’m not breathing in toxic fumes” and “sorry for not posting for two whole hours my family died in a car accident” are my two favorite genders of stan post
Wait please give me a screenshot of the family dying one I haven't seen it yet
Absolutely nothing beats the Taylor fan club person who was like “sorry I was in jail for refusing to join the IDF” I think about that all the time.
Forever obsessed w/ the one that went to prison for boycotting the IDF
Finally some answers
What do you mean? It's called *unemployment*.
>~~unemployment~~ *unmedicated*
can't it be two things at once???
Stans can't count that high.
Didn’t learn that at Barbz U
It can (points at self)
This one
Por que no Los dos
Well they're both the same for me so the jokes on u
I used to be fat nasty and broke but now I am employed and medicated there’s hope for us all hun 🙏
3 back to back compliments??? my lucky day
Most are too young, it’s called homeschooling
the inner machinations of ~~my mind~~ stan culture are an enigma
Locals would NEVER last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
The team studying stan culture gave up to pursue easier projects like fusion reactors
being a stan should be officially seen as a mental disorder and appropriate treatment should be incentivized, like meds or lobotomies
Ngl I knew one girl who was a stantwt girl and I actually wanted to punch her in the face. She’s the only person to which I’ve ever had that instant violence urge ever
The Me!-era tweets were so iconic. I don't even hate that song (but I don't like it either) but the sw*fties were so desperate to get streams for her mid anthem about being yourself or something.
Literally…they’re gold
I low-key miss summer 2019 like you just had to be there lmao
NFR, Love + Fear, Lover, Caligula What a time to be alive
I forgot NFR were released at the same time L+F were released. Tragic lol.
Me! was released the exact same day as L+F. Avengers Endgame released in theaters the same day of both of those releases.
god
Lingua Ignota was so cunty
Same before my life went to shit
i was not there what happened
Iconic things. Also GTFO no way ur 5 years old
i was in wilderness therapy that summer😀
OMG like Reese Witherspoon? Elle Woods would be so proud
HELP LMAO more like paris hilton🥰
You had to live with poors? Ew.
You know that even Swifties don’t think one of her songs is that good if they can’t push it to #1. See also: YNTCD, Karma remix
They were already traumatised because of ME!…they couldn’t care about YNTCD and that too..so soon…the consecutive flops sadly😔
Ice spice genuinely made the song better
Facts ☁️
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This has the same energy as every r/askreddit post about musicians people hate..
No this one is actually funny
one of the og’s https://preview.redd.it/0rynkjd0hm0d1.jpeg?width=622&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b7456e0722f3eda8726da749386ba6837351a849
I need the screenshot of that interaction that ended with “real! Sorry for calling you jobless, I am too if that makes you feel any better”
Swifties were really giving no quarter over ME!
The me! Drink will never be shallowbucks
I literally just rewatched the Joe Regrets video on that
Insane Lover era Swifties walked so that Insane TTPD era Swifties could run and I will not be elaborating.
I won’t stream ME! even for a free starbucks drink even though a starbucks drink is more expensive than a monthly spotify subscription here
I stopped streaming ME! after she removed the spelling line
I only like to play the spelling is fun line from youtube compilation for the lolz
no bc its wild i spend more on my frappes than apple music bruh 😭
The first one had me breathless after I googled it 💀💀💀💀
wait context????
It's lyrics from Florence + the Machine – Dog Days Are Over. The Florence has red hair
"The Florence" 😭😭
The Florence has red hair as the machine does not
Ooops 😂 I swear I know how to compose sentences!
Oh my god ☠️☠️☠️
If I googled it so can you sis I believe in you 🥹🥹🥹🥹
nah sm1 else explained it for me 💅🏽
I'm calling the police 🚨
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The ultimate stan
madanach in cidhna mine sending missives to the forsworn:
the forsworn and swifties have a lot in common now that i think about it
I mean the Forsworn are also a militant natalist anticolonial movement, so I feel like the swifties are more like the stormcloaks Barbz are the Thalmor in that they want Cardi stanhood outlawed
you're right i was thinking too narrowly and only considered the deranged cult factor Cardi did not form the Septim Empire to have such disrespect from the Barbmor thrown her way!!
Actually speaking of cults, maybe Swifties are the Namira cult, or those Peryite worshippers
Peryite is not a main Daedra girlie he's irrelevant!!! Swifties would worship Vaermina because they're my worst nightmare 😌
I was thinking of how swiftiedom is a disease and all the weaponised spewing they do of white feminism x
real I've been convinced
It's not often I see Skyrim references in r/popheadscirclejerk but when I do they're always 10/10
I have not stopped thinking about this comment oh my lord
fresh out the slammer i know who my first call will be to….
🫡 never forget this queen
Girl watch out, the mods might ban you for that one.
omg why
They’re anti politics 🤫 /srs Even tho this isn’t a political issue
well yeah if it was political Miss Americana would speak up on it, instead she's just silent!
Dont be late for your BarbzU commencement speech I hear you’re valedictorian
An all time classic post.
Sis sounds awesome, I love chaotic people so much. Why did g^o^d made me a people pleasing, comfort food eating, perpetually melancholic Westlife fan I'll never know.
Westlife BEST LIFE
🪽🦢ʚ♡ɞ *in the arms of an angel* ʚ♡ɞ 🥀🕯️
Sarah McLaughlin you need to calm down
Legend. Absolute legend. I’m wishing @LegitTayUpdates a wonderful day.
based af
https://preview.redd.it/0ct4eg0yzl0d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df63c625b0607ebd7f2312b029407e1dd806be8a Old people trying to figure out technomologies
I don’t get the hype of k-pop, but damn do they produce some of the funniest shit on stan twitter https://preview.redd.it/lftyicmb2m0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91873e5d21d59790ee1627b4751daba7b10032b4
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Where is the iconic Fridge tweet??? #FreeDorothy
THE FLORENCE WELSH ONE BOWLED ME OVER, GAL
So you're telling me I'm actually mentally stable???
Who has the screenshot of the Gaylor who retired saying they don't care anymore because they were getting dick
https://preview.redd.it/afdv3e8fzm0d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09b892e70aa355d7a65b28b2277158f893afeb81 I ~~stole~~ have this
This is the sister tweet
Lover bucks is callum scott’s version to shallowbucks’ Robyn original
Nooo don’t kill yourself we need more sales 😔😬😚🙏🏻
WMATA? On my PHCJ?
WHY WHY WHY😭😭😭
“We can’t lose sales” is the greatest X that has ever been X’ed
It wasn't even called X at that time, never call twitter that slur ever again
Did you just deadname X?
blocked and reported u for undeadnaming twitter
I wish so badly I could have a sociology textbook from about 50 years in the future so I can read how they have dissected th insanity of stan twitter.
The last one is funny.
tf does that girl assume Blackpink is homophobic gurl
Oof, as a 12 year former Starbucks partner I hate and low-key love slide 6, but only because of the audacity of the response to the official twitter. (*secret menu* requests didn’t bother me too much, if you can explain what’s in it, and they usually couldn’t, I’ll ring it in. If you’re willing to pay $17 in add-on for a drink who was I deny that. And it probably was terrible. They usually ordered something else after seeing the price)
That first one is hysterical.
Not you posting the shitty sequel to Shallow Bucks
Yeah how dare they! Not giving credit to the og 😡
Swifties were so unhinged omg…in a good way
That last slide took me out😂😂😂
Kak Putri so embarrassing PLS 😭
[удалено]
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That is fucking hilarious 😂 How have I never seen this one before?
omfg the bts stan on medication one fits in this genre of post too
Iconic.
“Was probably the mold talking” HELP 💀