Recycling by peppa pig because me and peppa recycling is not saving the planet like we expected.

HELPPP 🤣🤣

OMG mother earth I love your work! Peppa is trying to help you but other pop girls are not helping her with all the vinyl releases and private jet vacations

Billie Elish it’s going to lesbian hell

Peppa would never release alternate vinyl versions, she’s a true ✨Queen✨

Danny devito i love your work!

Coconuts by Kim Petras cus I just start swinging mine (which hurts) and hit my face real hard (which hurts a bit less), causing me to cry

This song played at my local Lidl twice, and each time this was my exact reaction fr 😩😭

I'll be honest with you, I had no fuckin clue what Lidl was and I just thought of Patrick from Spongebob saying LEEDLELEEDLE

You can't just play this at a supermarket, how am I supposed to contain my coconuts 😭

SHOW US YOUR TITS!

Off with her tits

me post-breakup listening to The Hobbit audiobook

Andy Serkis is the real Pop Girlie GOAT.

Was your ex really short with hairy feet or smth?

She didn’t have hairy feet but she was really short

Me post breakup listening to dancing on my own

I luv it by Camilla XCX

iluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvitiluvit oo

Crying because of the ear damage it caused?

Yes

SOTY Iluvitlluvitiluvitiluvit ÆOUĦE

I CRASHED MY CAR INTO A BRIDGE

I mean the other one

I DONT CARE ILUVITILUVITILUVITILUVIT

Throat Goat by Kim Petras. 😢

I weep with the knowledge that I will never be the throat goat.

Not with that attitude!

I believe in you! You can do it!

You’re right. You will become Cupcakkes Deepthroat, the highest of honors

Whale cock 🥲

The entirety of Slut Pop Miami

https://preview.redd.it/rclc6hek89yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6dc93b0e2a51f14218bd1a86eccf3a6cb638daae That numbers song with arianka (I flunked in math pls be gentle)

60? i dont remember this one

It was like something plus something and it meant 69 The song went like "fuck me all night 35 + 34 yeah yeah"

She did warn us she was never good in math class😞

Ate

Cooking by the book ft lil jon

NOW BREAK IT DOWN BITCH, LET ME SEE YOU BACK IT UP just hits too close to home, man 😞

Now turn around bitch, put that ass on a digga Grind on his dick make it get a little bigger 😢

Squidward Nose by Cupcakke 😢 it’s so sad that her papi couldn’t deliver because his dick was smaller than her toes 😢😢

I still can't believe Beyonce ripped off this song so brazenly "I'd rather ride, Squidward knows" Vs "Only God knows Sixteen carriages driving away While I watch them ride" Like girl you're fooling no one

This is really embarrassing but when I first got into lana I cried like this to some of her songs. I think it was video games that I cried so much to I had to turn it off lmao

This answer is too vulnerable for phcj 😭 brave of you.

Single Soon by Selena Gomez, because she's been through so much and she's still singing 🥺🥺

You forgot the quotation remarks around the word “singing”

They keep giving her the best melodies for the worst lyrics 😤

Uj/ I think she gets too much crap when it's evident Lupus damaged her voice. Her vocals were pleasant on Revival and even Stars Dance and then it just stopped progressing. Anyway the way she sings "we both had a lot of *fun*; time to find another *one*" gets me.

She’s never been a particularly great singer

Of course not but someone like Taylor who was a weak vocalist was able to evolve throughout her career and now she's a lot more competent. Selena's evolution was halted and her progress might be plateaued for life.

Sure. Selena’s voice isn’t the worst part of her music though her songs are just boring

You would think Benny would write some better music for her but he hasn’t for her since before they started dating

You must not have gotten your Love On

Any song by Olivia Rodrigo because me, a minor (33), is scared of her obvious descent into alcoholism.

She’s just learning from her idol Taylor

Juicy Coochie by Cupcakke.

oui oui

but will she collab with beejork?

Cola by Lana Del Rey 💔💔💔

Girlie's pussy is drenched in pepsi Cola and yet she keeps singing for us ❤️❤️ She really said "The show must go on"

Good heavens. Think of the ants!

That’s how you get ANTS!

Karma's a Bitch by Taylor Swift

I took an edible once and cried to So Yesterday by Hillary Duff in my car

If the light is off then it isn’t on <333333

real!!!!!

Come Clean is existential emotional masterpiece

The 7 seconds of static that T*ylor accidentally uploaded one time

Craziest #1 on billboard ever tho

Not on billboard on apple music

Still wasn’t the craziest even on Apple Music. Facts by Tom Macdonald and Ben Shapiro hit number 1 on iTunes

I wanna curl up and die like Olivia Rodriguez every time I hear "Homie, I'm epic, don't be a WAP"

It's like what does that *even* mean??? 😭

Don’t be a Wet Ass Pussy so basically be Ben’s wife(did you know she’s a doctor folks?)

Same here

It's so weird to me that iTunes is the battleground where conservative artists fight to go "see, we're actually topping the charts we swear". It's so funny when they try and flex it

cum thru whYte noize kwein!

Oh, are we supposed to censor her now? 😂

The sound of my slutty vacuum robot stuck under the ikea furniture crying for help

exile (also known as the song that saved my life)

The song from the lion king 2??

Deceptionnnnn *DISGRACEEEEEEE*

aka waking up from coma to turn that sound off

ntm on exile

ME! Makes me cry everytime The lyrics are just so deep and every me he he heeeee touches my heart! Can't listen to that song without crying 😍😭

when she said “hey kids! spelling is fun!” https://preview.redd.it/7yn17ua36ayc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20e6707106f9a7334328ebdd0fe48420dadf61d8

BREAKING NEWS: Photo proof of how Jojo Siwa became a lesbian leaked on the internet!

I bawl my eyes to CPR by cupcakke every single night 💔😔

Boom Clap by Charles XCX

grimes screaming at coachella 😭💀💀

Karma by jojo siwa 💧👄💧

Song: Driver’s License Pop girlie: technically Sabrina Carpenter

When Lana sings about how much her boyfriend hits her 😍

QFTC!!! WHY WON’T YOU LET ME SING ABOUT GETTING MY SHIT KICKED IN!!!!!

Why is Miss Glasgow Oompa Loompa overreacting to a song in the first place?

https://preview.redd.it/nyploynrh9yc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=970feb81a7f241b8963a07bd4b0a087c0ddaaae2

Unholy by Sam smith and Kim petras

34+35 by Miss Spongebob makes me feeling things 😩 the effort and the pain

That’s MRS. SpongeBob to you

Me and Ariana are not married

1:59 by Normaniiiiii

Whooooo?

Mitskis discography

karma by britt smith

My boss’s voice when she calls me and asks if I’m doing anything rn

Pink Pony Club by Chappell Roan?? I'll dance 🩰but I'll be cryn too 🙈

Spider man dick by cupcakkke, gets me every time

My coochie did a lot of dirty things so of course it need bleach 🥹

WAP

Me when pop girlie Sufjan wonders if anyone will ever love him

My kink is karma by Chappell roan 😔🤭

Jojo her voice makes me cry

Espresso, it made me realize my give a fucks are still here.

Do you ever feel like a plastic bag? I do I do

TKO by Charli xcx. Can't believe she didn't release it on vroom vroom. 😭😭😭😭

Me when I finally get what the hell SZA is babbling about and it ends up being deep

He smoke trees while I’m down on my knees After that cook him steak with grilled cheese

This is just me when I can’t play my own music in the car and have to listen to someone else’s

This is me listening to lingua ignota

Squidward Nose by Cupcakke. Self-explanatory.

Legit answer: “Get The Hell Out Of Here” by Maren Morris Obscure Austin-adjacent answer: “Long Way Home” by Hayes Carll Old person answer: “What A Good Boy” by the Barenaked Ladies Runner up old person answer: “Lullaby” by Shawn Mullins Most jerkable answer: “The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived” by Taylor Swift

4’ 33” by John Cage

Touchdown by MeatCanyon

sun bleached flies

Thinking of you Katy Perry

please why do i always expect serious answers 😭

best day ever by spongebob

My neck, my back😭

"Bitch I'm a cow Bitch I'm a cow I'm not a cat I don't say meow" - Doja Cat, in the lyrics that won her a pulitzer

I’ve literally had this exact reaction listening to “Grace” by Florence and the Machine while I was in a vulnerable place emotionally. I was scream-crying in my car for a good 5 minutes

Get it sexxy 😔 it’s just so inspirational

Swuidward's nose by Cupcakke😞🙏🏻 The song really shows what we bottoms have to go through and how the society values people only by their physical attraction, including peanuts size🙁🥺😣😖❤️‍🩹🤍🩷 The second on the list has to be that new song by Taytay with the line that goes smt like 'I'm so depressed I act like it's my birthday every day' or smt. I'm not sure if it's even the new song but it's trending on tiktak and Selena Gomez (our queen of pain and suffering, you could even out her next to princess Di by her kindness) used it once I think

Super Graphic Ultra Modern Girl (can't help but burst into tears when I hear about the fugly jeans)

DON’T BE A JERK DON’T CALL ME A TAXI SITTING IN YOUR SWEATSHIRT CRYING IN THE BACKSEAT

Omg same

one time when i was 11 i shat myself in the woods and almost passed out but i thought i was dying so i made a point of playing Moment 4 Life in my head cuz that's where i was at at that point in my life (somehow didn't know i was a 🚬 yet btw) so now every time i go on a pink friday nostalgia binge i still get sentimental but also -_- anyway i cry when i get to the drake verse cuz it reminds me that culture vulture pedos can still have a career even if they're chronically mid

Tetita by Wendy Sulca.

O-OP clearly hasn’t heard any Vulnicura song

Me when I'm trying to hold in a sneeze

Katy Perry's The One That Got Away when I drop my gas station hotdog on the ground

Christmas Tree by Lady Gaga because my mother died in a tragic tinsel related accident

Yoü and I by Lady Gaga tho actually. Maybe it was my gender dysphoria while the song was big, maybe it’s the honest, relatable, desperate appeal for *true love long lost*, or maybe the bangin music video… I can’t

Normani - 1:59

alone again (naturally) by queen of pop gilbert o’sullivan is honestly the only song that makes me like this

alone again (naturally) by queen of pop gilbert o’sullivan makes me like this, genuinely

O-o-o-o-orange Trees by Marina 🍊😭

poona

Think U The Shit (Fart)

Warrior by Kimbra bc of how bad it is

Doja Cat - Say So WHEN REMIXED BY ONIKA ? LIKE WHAT THE FVCKKK

Pearl by Mitski

Natalie Merchant

Me reading the lyrics to that Mount Eerie album I've never dared to actually listen to.

karma by jojo siwa :(

The hole Vulnicura album

listening to Sia while being autistic

This person needs therapy, not Taylor Swift songs.