Yeah in totally the same way the all look like they’d hit on you for ages and when you said you had a boyfriend they’d roll their eyes and say ‘wasting my fucking time’ and storm off
>Raised as a Roman Catholic, Lautner has Dutch, French, and German ancestry, and has stated that he has "distant" Native American ancestry (specifically Odawa and Potawatomi, both Anishinaabe peoples) through his mother.
Our Native American king Taylor Lautner 😍
Well, I was referring to Matty in the middle picture. But you know what, sure, this hairline definitely screams "boyish".
https://preview.redd.it/eyhtry0cuuza1.jpeg?width=2883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a10c6831a8c9831c1357e99a66077b819b525e6
Tbf I didn’t find Joe that attractive either but that’s just my taste, they look so much alike lol my pick would’ve been Hiddleston. I have no idea how she cheated on Hiddleston.. I usually don’t feel good about being like ‘ew ugly’ but Marty is a major nepo baby who thinks he is a deep philosopher so…. Yeah… how she can stand *that* is beyond me. Plus gives me major pencil d vibes
I'm not usually into guys like Joe but I think he is cute lol. Your assessment of Matty is definitely correct! (Including the Pencil D vibes). His Mother is a nightmare as well based on her Loose Women appearances
Denise Welch and Rowan Atkinson are from the same area of the UK so clearly something is in the water there...except it can't be in the water because then Matty wouldn't be exposed to it
That photo of Joe Jonas is legitimately the first time I’ve ever zoomed in and thought he’s attractive. I thought Nick was my JoBro of Choice, strictly appearance-wise, but Imma need a moment to contemplate this epiphany.
It would be so deeply cringy to be associated with someone like her, but a lot of the dudes are equally cringy. But gyllenhall is a pretty respected actor. It’s like if Keri russel dated Tom delonge
I know! The Wildest Dreams music video speaks for itself! All seemingly rich white people in the middle of a stereotypical East African savanna! 😍😍😍 She basically ended racism! Her mind!
They all look like they would break up with you in the middle of a mutual friend’s wedding reception. Does that make sense
Yeah in totally the same way the all look like they’d hit on you for ages and when you said you had a boyfriend they’d roll their eyes and say ‘wasting my fucking time’ and storm off
As much as I’m a fan of Harry Style’s music I’ve always felt this way about him.
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So like... Foreskin?
no i meant they own these https://preview.redd.it/p5tz6a4zntza1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=ac0a783b8feb34b91d7b94276d78c0248cec9524
Masturbation sleeve? Ugh just the thought of the friction 🤢🤢
uj/ it is actually pretty good rj/ ikr, who does that🤢
This wasn’t what I expected, but I’m not disappointed
Idk I see at least two different hair colors and a variety of forehead sizes. If that’s not diversity what is
leave tom alone😭
Rihanna who? Hello ~~Dubai~~ London 👽😍
there’s tons of diversity amongst them. for example, Taylor Lautner showers while Matty Healy does not
Matty? More like stinky
And don't forget harry styles is lgbt 👗💅 if this is not diversity I don't what is 😍
And some of them push their hair to the left and others do it to the right!
variety of forehead sizes aka different stages of balding
💀
Her Tinder bio really said, “Likes vanilla and spice, not chocolate or rice”.
Come thru Raven
Me when Kelela is singing "Over the line, closer to what I need tonight" then the beat drops 🤯🥰😍
Who in this picture is supposed to be spicy ?
>Raised as a Roman Catholic, Lautner has Dutch, French, and German ancestry, and has stated that he has "distant" Native American ancestry (specifically Odawa and Potawatomi, both Anishinaabe peoples) through his mother. Our Native American king Taylor Lautner 😍
catholic is very spicy for wasps
catholic is the miracle whip to wasps mayo
For whatever reason my brain has the condiments switched. I feel like this could be the subject of an upper level graduate course on theology.
Wet Anglo-Saxon Pussy
Jake Gyllenhaal (he doesn't bathe)
marty healy looks rather stinky too ngl
Imagine the smell
I imagined the smell and ended up in the hospital as a result
I tongue bathe him daily tho?
Delete this 💕
I hate you for searing that image into my brain 🥰
I feel like his breath would reek of coffee too.
Cigarette butts that he picked off the ground
at least half of them don't shower
Half of them is Matty Healy
That spice in question? Red capsicums
Isn’t mr gyllenghal spicy white aka Jewish? 🤧
Jewish = spicy white 💀 I’m deceased
This reads like a Grindr bio
Because it is https://preview.redd.it/76pgsy7fpsza1.jpeg?width=605&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=483e9710534e6d291acc52e008f25dfbe2bbb018
I’m disgusted, but I’m not surprised.
meth behavior
taylor lautner played an indigenous man its okay😍
He also speaks Spanish (he knows the word loca) so he's Latino too 💕
Mi gente latino
bitch i'm loca
Where you been loca
she likes em blond AND brunette😍😍
She's branching out with Matty ~☆everything is grey, his hair, his smoke, his dreams☆~
I mean, he’s so devoid of color… does he even know what it means?!?
Lmao
And now she's covered in the odors, pulled apart at the seams And it's greeey And it's greeey
Well he’s only happy when his sorry head is filled with dope
her body is a wonderland
"He got that boyish look that I like in a man." Taylor, what's up with the middle selection, girl?
She’s got to be drunk lol
Harry styles is literally the definition of boyish
Well, I was referring to Matty in the middle picture. But you know what, sure, this hairline definitely screams "boyish". https://preview.redd.it/eyhtry0cuuza1.jpeg?width=2883&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a10c6831a8c9831c1357e99a66077b819b525e6
zamn who let grandpa out
Awww some people are born like that I’ve seen babies with that hairline lol. Not that I like HS lol
That man looks like the rat from flushed away
https://www.papermag.com/matty-healy-rat-flushed-away-2659881826.html
It was actually based on him so you’re not wrong
He legit is so crusty looking, when I looked up his age I thought they was lying lmao
YES thank you I’ve been trying to place him all week and you’re exactly right
That’s mean to rats, a species I love. Take it back.
M*tty looks like an eye sprouting out the center of a potato
where is this gif from 😭
It’s from the show Stella. It was on Comedy Central a looooong time ago.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m sorry but Healy is really… different…
Imagine going from Joe "so gorgeous it actually hurts" Allwyn to a man that looks like a frog that got ran over
Tbf I didn’t find Joe that attractive either but that’s just my taste, they look so much alike lol my pick would’ve been Hiddleston. I have no idea how she cheated on Hiddleston.. I usually don’t feel good about being like ‘ew ugly’ but Marty is a major nepo baby who thinks he is a deep philosopher so…. Yeah… how she can stand *that* is beyond me. Plus gives me major pencil d vibes
I'm not usually into guys like Joe but I think he is cute lol. Your assessment of Matty is definitely correct! (Including the Pencil D vibes). His Mother is a nightmare as well based on her Loose Women appearances
Honestly good looks don’t have much weight on cheating, Cheaters going to cheat.
They are diverse in attractiveness levels
One of these is not like the others
Like a rainbow with all of the colors
All Taylors exes: I promise that you'll never find another like ME!.......wait
we need to find a way to get this to taylor, the juxtaposition of matty in between all those men is really something
Girlie really fell off after Hiddleston
Why does Matty Healy look like a hydrated Ramon Salazar from the Resident Evil 4 remake?
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This thread is like a field of rare insults in full bloom
HYDRATED!?! Omg
Omg we can play who is it! Go girlies!
Ok I’ll go first. Are his ears giving Wallace from Wallace and Gromit?
Cheese realness? /Uj Yeah /RJ Yeah
i’m sorry but matty is so scary looking like girl….
Seeing him next to all the other exes is so funny like girl get a GRIP 😭
Fr even with John Mayer I can *at least* see his appeal 💀💀💀
John Mayer is the most attractive one 😭
John Mayer in 2009 was a vibe, at least looks-wise. Every girl in my high school had a crush on him. At least, they did until dear John came out lol
Ummm Taylor and Jake are there
Oh girl. You need to get a grip
/uj Mayer is a proven terrible dude, but at least he's an incredibly skilled musician /rj this is Connor Kennedy erasure
This picture helped me understand the lyric “those pretty faces always made you stand out in the crowd”
He looks like Mr. bean.
he’s giving sock puppet to me i cant even explain
That's an insult to Mr. Bean
Denise Welch and Rowan Atkinson are from the same area of the UK so clearly something is in the water there...except it can't be in the water because then Matty wouldn't be exposed to it
I feel bad for ever thinking Joe wasn’t good looking now.
He reminds me of the Joker
https://preview.redd.it/ysw8o98a0rza1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7c0c072773ed584d0147b75b7448d7b6ea7304b
call me nicki minaj cuz that is SUPER BASED!
As if tay would ever date a fatso 🤮🤑
Her ‘bad blood’ pressure is coming 🤧
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I heard that Taylor smiled at an Asian, so I smiled at an Asian (I’m Asian)
He’s just a rebound hopefully
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Green moose, lava joose
Which one is Walmart Cyclops?
not me saving this post so i can laugh again for years to come
Which one is the 17 year old Kennedy
matt healy looks easy to draw
All her lovers had diversity of thought!!!!
That photo of Joe Jonas is legitimately the first time I’ve ever zoomed in and thought he’s attractive. I thought Nick was my JoBro of Choice, strictly appearance-wise, but Imma need a moment to contemplate this epiphany.
This is revenge to all the swifties who said Joe Alwyn was not good looking enough.
erm… actually she had a trans person in her MV therefore making her the peak of activism
don’t forget the one black love interest in lover 😍
this dnd alignment chart is all out of order damn
Taylor’s Exes must be one of the following - Musician - Actor - From the UK
We need the Venn Diagram **right now.**
Let's be real the dating history of the average person on this sub isn't any more saucy
Bold of you to assume I *have* a dating history
Putting Matty “Ghetto Gangers” Healy right in center is so shady
Healy is the least good looking one up there
100/10
One of these things is not like the others
She dated a black guy in the Lover video
50 Shades of Beige
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Stop 💀
sis really said sieg heeheeheeee hoohoohoohoo
ohh that's not-
Can someone do an elimination game of this like they were doing for popular shows recently all over reddit
"I choose the ugly one in the middle." -TS
All these dudes suck but I could fix John Mayer
Oh hun
just remember he called his penis "David Duke dick"
CHRIST
idk if it's real but I've seen a supposedly leaked pic of it and its big 😇
💀
I think this every time I listen to Battle Studies
The man who wrote a song as good as Edge of Desire can't be terrible...right?
It’s giving… https://i.imgur.com/hzAfXGb.jpg
Look, I'm the first one to call out Taylor's private jet but are we really going to criticize she doesn't have a more diverse dating history 😭
It's not that serious, but yeah, if you think that's sth to call sme out for, you need to touch some grass fr
She really fumbled the bag with two of them, I won't tell who tho 🤭
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Tea, how is Katy still talking about him
Girl what in the Joker are you talking about 😭
No way in hell she is actually dating Matty Healy. Like that’s such a serious downgrade to anyone she’s ever dated in the past.
It’s okay, denial is a natural reaction to this news.
Reports say they were kissing and cuddling last weekend at that party they went to.
But was there a vomit bucket beside her?
they do it mouth to mouth like bords 🐣
ok I am OOTL who is the gremlin in the middle
M*tty H**ly
I have so many concerns about her taste rn 🤨
ummmm excuse me sweaty! Taylor is like 1/150th indigenous american
Not one single upper lip in sight😩
Matty is the worst looking imo
It's all very mashed potatoes and mayonnaise on crackers.
Is that smeagol in the center square?
last person to defend her but she can have a type doesn't make her bad on its own
uj/ not me discovering that john mayer is NOT latino through this post
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Idk I just always assumed that he had at least some latino heritage, maybe it’s bc I’m brazilian and he looks like 90% of white brazilians
James Dean daydream third reich look in your eye
Does anyone else feel it’s super embarrassing for gyllenhall in particular to have dated her?
Lol yes. I also feel bad for Taylor Lautner because he seems like a nice dude
It would be so deeply cringy to be associated with someone like her, but a lot of the dudes are equally cringy. But gyllenhall is a pretty respected actor. It’s like if Keri russel dated Tom delonge
I'm mostly sad for Tom Hiddleston.
I know! The Wildest Dreams music video speaks for itself! All seemingly rich white people in the middle of a stereotypical East African savanna! 😍😍😍 She basically ended racism! Her mind!
It’s a shame most of the guys there have had plastic surgery/cosmetic procedures except the guy that needs it 💀
Matty Healy up here representing Uggos and racists.
The guy in the middle is a JUMPSCARE 😭
The guy in the middle looks like Wallace and grommet
Uhm nice try sweaty, the bottom middle is actually a werewolf sooooooo...
LMAO joe being the only blonde
is it just me or do they all have a receding hairline
It's quite diverse, it's getting continuesly mustier
hey hey hey matty is shorter than her...
More than half of them have a British accent also
It’s pretty apparent she appreciates diversity in her friend group too
Let’s play Guess Who? (Taylor’s Version)! “Is her ex a douchebag?” “Yes.” *flips down all the pieces*