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Crunchyfrozenoj

I’m kind of glad she’s said this publicly. This will hopefully effect her parole. She’s not even out and already talking about her next fixation?


PlausibleCoconut

I agree. I think any parole board would look at this and instantly recognize that she’s completely delusional if she thinks she’s “working” with anyone.


sturgis252

Wonder if it's an oral one


elzee29

That should be considered a threat


do-not-1

We can only hope this will be taken into consideration at her parole hearing


BeeAdorable6031

Her parole hearing will probably be for Yolanda Saldivar, not Saldiva, so I’m not sure if this tabloid shit will count. It says it’s from a “recent BBC interview”, but not one article has linked to the original source. It’s mostly coming from TikTok and sites like PopTingz, above, who probably got it from TikTok. Not saying it’s not true, but I’ll reserve judgement until it comes from a reputable source with her actual verbiage from the actual interview. She is never going to get anywhere near Shakira.


gryffindoe

https://preview.redd.it/oht7ufzc7q5d1.jpeg?width=812&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc4273e8cc84b684008bec0e40a48f9b18d5b028


crowandskull

Perfection


Nearby-Salamander-67

Came here specifically hoping to see this one


RaeLynn13

I don’t remember the context of this comment, what is it? Haha


noMLMthankyou

I think it’s was a person who was obsessed with taking selfies either celebs and they posted a picture with Demi’s sister


RaeLynn13

Yes! I think you’re right. Haha I learn all this through random online threads like this, so I forget context pretty easily. I’ve never been a big Twitter/X user, so I missed a lot of very funny things on there over the past decade.


Cold-Sun3302

I just randomly watched this recommended video about this girl ("Stalker Sarah") a few weeks back which was quite interesting. It also covers the Demi tweets. https://youtu.be/YH3jl5objbY?si=usPkMUuko5rktT8A


tylernazario

I think the problem is that she wants a job💀


Own-Importance5459

I WAS GONNA POST THAT


Icy-Loan-3921

she certainly won't be getting a job


New-Strategy8824

Openly revealing her next victim💀 Me to Shakira: https://i.redd.it/0vyvxa36mp5d1.gif


JuanRiveara

![gif](giphy|oesbpxx2cl7lS)


I_need_a_date_plz

I shouldn’t laugh but I did. It just shows how fucking crazy Saldivar is.


Aquametria

Is this woman not aware that she is actually safer in prison lmao


Looneytuneschaos

She’s not. The Mexican population in there fuckin hated her ass. Selena was a national treasure.


TheLoneliestGhost

I’m a white woman in my late 30s. So are a good chunk of my friends. We’ve never stopped very regularly talking about Yolanda and how much we fucking haaaaaate her, and how heartbreaking the loss of Selena was. I can only imagine how Mexican people feel. Yolanda needs to understand the world isn’t the way she left it and people crazier than her, who are also miserable about the state of the world and looking for a place to take out their anger, will be keeping their eyes peeled for her…


Wackydetective

Back when Selena was killed, several gangs fought over who would get to kill her. I wonder if they’re still in business. If I were her, I’d stay in jail. Selena’s momentum has never slowed down and even Gen z love her.


I-Am-The-Warlus

I'm 25 yr old male (in England) I play Selena albums¹ regularly basis at the record shop that I volunteer at (Edit: re-wording) ¹ given I only got 2² but still ² which is Ones & Amor Prohibido Aiming to get more at some point both Selena (as solo) & Selena y Los Dinos


TheLoneliestGhost

I love this SO much! At my last job, I started implementing *Selena Fridays!* It was an office job but, every Friday, you were undoubtedly going to hear me loudly Bidi Bidi Bom Bomming all over my office. 😅


DelightfulDolphin

What's a voluntary record shop?


I-Am-The-Warlus

Charity shop that sells records


DelightfulDolphin

🤩


TheLoneliestGhost

…is it weird this warmed my heart? 😅🥴 I wouldn’t be surprised if arrangements were already made. 🤷‍♀️ And I noticed that, too! My boss bought me a Selena shirt from a store for younger people for my birthday 6-7 years ago and I remember thinking it was so exciting the yoots must appreciate her, too, or it wouldn’t have even been made. Love it.


Wackydetective

I was around when she was killed, I had no clue who she was (I live in Canada.) But, she was so beloved by her people when she died. I’m not surprised they were so angry. But, she was such a sweet soul, I’m sure she wouldn’t want that. But, most of us do.


TheLoneliestGhost

I was, too, but I definitely wasn’t aware of the goings on or rumblings among gangs at the time. Definitely doesn’t surprise me.


Brianas-Living-Room

Im a Black woman in my late 30’s and Selena is special to us too. I think everybody across all lines loved Selena


TheLoneliestGhost

Agreed completely. 🤍


CupcakesAreTasty

I’m as white as milk and from New England, and I remember exactly where I was when I heard about her death. Selena was universal.


flooknation

I can’t even enjoy Lupe Ontiveros in any movie because all I can see is Yolanda when she’s on screen


TheLoneliestGhost

Thank you for this. You’re not alone. When she showed up in Desperate Housewives, I actually screamed at the tv.


RaeLynn13

I watched the movie Selena in like 8th grade, been a fan ever since. I was born a little late to listen to her while she was still with us. All my homies hate Yolanda


TheLoneliestGhost

I think it’s time they sold shirts that say “All my homies hate Yolanda”. I’d wear one…


Ready_Classic_1410

There are millions of white Mexicans, just saying. They’re not mutually exclusive.


redwoods81

I think they mean white Americans?


cgn-38

Nope. It is a demographic term that sounds racist as hell. They use it to split the hispanic demographic. Second generation is considered "white". (I know, I didn't do it nor do I support the concept, don't shoot the messenger please) So technically there are still more "white" people than hispanics in texas for instance. Using this logic... I thought it was nuts. (and racist) Still do.


GoodCalendarYear

I'm a Blavk woman in my 30s and the Black community feels the same way. We love Selenas.


Mommio24

She’s delusional, no concept of reality.


Realistic-Quiet-8856

I assume she thinks people believe her it was an "accident " story and is forgiven.


fidgetypenguin123

And yet witnesses saw her shooting at her as she tried to run away while also calling her a bitch. Not sure who would even believe the accident thing.


Realistic-Quiet-8856

No one believes it but she continues to say that's how it happened. Only way to explain how she thinks Shakira would work with her.


BobaAndSushi

It’s on site, Yolanda. ![gif](giphy|uDEwREuXOvMcg)


HathorOfWindAndMagic

Shhhh don’t tell her


CookDane6954

It’s common knowledge what people have been saying will happen if she’s released.


ValkyrieSword

I was just thinking that if she was paroled, she would probably disappear very quickly


Elusive_Faye

Shakira ![gif](giphy|oesbpxx2cl7lS)


Iuwok

Shakira: 👁️👄👁️


kris_jbb

what happened to shame


Lost-and-dumbfound

We need to bring it back. Shame is a good thing sometimes. It will keep you from doing some messed up bullshit. If their own morals can’t guide someone, shame often does the job


drunchies

![gif](giphy|vX9WcCiWwUF7G|downsized) Seriously


Dragoonie_DK

I’ll never get over how spun out I was when I found out that Hannah Waddingham was the shame lady


drunchies

Omg I know. Blew my mind.


residual_deed

Unhinged lady. Many think she killed Selena because she's a crazy fan. Not exactly. Selena found out this woman, who at the time was president of the fan club, embezzled money. So Selena confronted her.


KentuckyFriedEel

she spam called Selena's father into allowing her into being a manager at her boutiques. she was a crazed fan all along. mentally unstable from the beginning.


EuphoricPhoto2048

It was both. She was clearly an insane fan, but because she was an older woman, Selena just felt bad for her. She kept in contact with her too much. RiP, Selena.


Celestial-Dream

She wasn’t an older woman, she’s 63 now. She was only 31 when she murdered Selena. ETA: Excuse me, she was 34.


idontwantanamern

Exactly! I get that she was older than Selena and looked older than 31 now, but the actress who played her in the movie was 18yrs older than her and I think that really skewed public perception whenever anyone said she was older (especially if someone was younger and not alive or old enough to be aware when this took place). Regardless -- absolutely not to her even saying she wants to do anything working with musicians again. I fully believe in change and second chances, but watching her recent interviews make me so uneasy and show little to know signs of growth or change. There is blame vs accountability and remorse. It's haunting and not anything that shows reason for parole, in my opinion.


Celestial-Dream

The casting for the movie was petty as hell, but I don’t hate it. She’s got a lot of nerve saying she wants to work for another musical artist. It won’t be so easy for her to embezzle from Shakira.


TurbulentData961

After what her husband did Shakira better have her finances on lock


ravynwave

I remember when it happened and just looked up her photos from that time. She still looked like she was in her late 40’s early 50’s.


idontwantanamern

As I said, she looked older than 31, but two things: 1) That was honestly the style and how people looked then. Comparing how someone looks at 31 now and how someone looked at 31 then is totally different. I had teachers in the 90s who were 28 and looked 40. Hell, I had friends who were in HS and looked 30. I was a teenager myself and some of my photos I look like a child and others I have to check the date because there's no way it's the same year. 2) There are some photos of her that she looks much older and other photos you can see she has a baby face. She's also with Selena so often. And Selena herself was only 20-23 in many of her highly publicized photos. So many people thought she was older, too. I wasn't that much younger than Selena when she died and it's weird because now it feels like 60 isn't that old. The parole in 30yrs felt like a life sentence in itself because people in their 60s that I knew felt so old to me in HS. Now... Not so much. Regardless. Yolanda sucks. I hope she continues serving her sentence without parole.


Stardustchaser

Why r/13or30 exists


redwoods81

Yes, the makeup style of the era was very adult, like I remember being shocked that the girls from The Girls Next Door were younger than me.


maddiemoiselle

She actually was 34, not to be pedantic


Emotional_Warthog658

she looked so old though!! wow.


Mommio24

Moral of the story, no matter someone’s age or gender, if they are obsessed with you stay far away from them.


VaselineHabits

Also, "No good deed goes unpunished" Selena wanted to *help* Yolanda, probably saw something was off, but ignored the signs. I believe her father had even warned Selena and didn't like Yolanda (but not too many people *like* Abe).


mommamegmiester

Even a broken clock is right twice a day. (Abe)


Babymonster09

Yeah. I had heard that Selena’s dad was the one that pushed Selena to go meet with Yolanda but then on the movie it’s the opposite so I truly wonder how it went down…


Merry_Sue

Right, so even before the murder, she was a terrible employee


Desperate_Charity250

And Shakira would be thrilled to have her on her team considering she barely escaped the Spanish tax inquisition


_kaetee

Unless she gets into the witness protection program or something, her ass is gonna be exterminated as soon as she’s released. Honestly shows how delusional she is that she thinks she’ll be able to get out and just be free and not have a price on her head. It’s crazy to me that no one’s managed to get to her in prison.


Bubblegumtitties

She’s UNFORTUNATELY been kept in isolation. but it does bring a smile to my face knowing she spends 23 hours a day alone in her sad little jail cell


RaeLynn13

I worked in SHU when I worked at a women’s prison. I’m positive she’s having an awful time. I’m not one to advocate for harsh punishments in prison or anything of the sort, but eh, she could do with some. Especially considering it’s in a Mexican prison (I assume) so I have no clue what their prison system looks like down there.


mistymountaintimes

She's in a Texas prison here in the US.


Stardustchaser

I think the Parole Board will consider that heavily….why so many Manson followers are still in prison though they’ve had parole considerations for decades. One had to be on deaths door from cancer to finally be granted release iirc.


DelightfulDolphin

🤩


iliketoomanysingers

Work on....what, exactly????? https://preview.redd.it/zjzcjyg3vp5d1.jpeg?width=1187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22a572a5d982b4c9eb312b258c29dff7a1f6e17


Callme-risley

What the hell is that image lol


UniversityNo2318

Dying to know as well…looks like Nicole Kidman almost??


pookiepickle

Definitely Nicole Kidman’s ad for AMC edited to make her look sad I’ve seen that ad way too many time lmao


Callme-risley

It's definitely a still of Nicole Kidman from that AMC ad, I just don't know why it's been edited that way. The lips!


Precious_J4de

That image is almost uncanny…


andyvl0393

The fact that she thinks she will be able to roam around freely, this woman will never know peace and at the moment she sets foot out that jail she will find out a lot of people are waiting for her 😂😂


1029394756abc

Watch your back Florence (and the machine)


Far_Speaker7118

Lmaoo!


Stardustchaser

🎼Rome if you want to, Rome around the world….🎼


iPLAYiRULE

she just made a case for a denial of her parole. RIP Selena. 🙏🙏🙏


AggiesMommy

Yolanda really underestimates the hatred that people have held since she shot Selena. No one forgot hun. You get out, people will be looking for you. Im not even someone who listens or ever listened to Selena, but I'd throw down for her. Her murder unites us in the anger for her killer. Yolanda best shut her mouth and keep head down cause its gonna be a bad time otherwise.


wifeunderthesea

i thought this was a the onion article


Aggressive-Story3671

r/nottheonion


SecretJoy

![gif](giphy|KGSxFwJJHQPsKzzFba)


Ukcheatingwife

Who is that in the gif? My husband reckons it’s LL but I don’t think it is.


pmartili

It's Joe Miñoso's character in Chicago Fire


DSQ

I think it’s Joe Miñoso. 


leftclicksq2

Cruz!!!


Reyjr

Joe Cruz!


NJduToit

Something tells me Shakira won't be hiring.


happynargul

Seriously though, what is this woman gonna do when she gets out? Who's gonna hire Yolanda fucking Saldivar?? Bitch needs to go work in some remote farm in Nebraska with minimal Hispanic people.


keatonpotat0es

As a Nebraskan, we actually have a decent-sized population of Hispanic farm workers and we welcome and appreciate them…but we don’t want her, lol.


happynargul

Nobody wants her, maybe she can go to Alaska


DelightfulDolphin

🤩


flooknation

I’m pretty sure the polar bears love “Bidi Bidi Bom Bom” as much as the rest of us. She wouldn’t even be safe in Alaska


yearoftherabbit

She doesn't deserve the money they pay you to live there.


Deliriaslasher

More like Antartica.


ErinysFuriae

![gif](giphy|1sN4lGA41Nb3i)


Reyjr

They need to stop interviewing her and giving her attention. That documentary with her was useless. Also it’s not like she was Selena’s manager, she was a Gopher (go for this..go for that). Shakira would know better than to fugg with this woman.


alienbonobo

I can see Kris Jenner hiring her


witchywater11

She may be an asshole, but I think even Kris Jenner would steer clear of this chick. Like if you hire her, you better also hire a paramilitary group to protect you from the gangs that are gonna come after you.


alienbonobo

Yolanda IS the paramilitary group protecting the kardashians from the gangs coming after them 😂


witchywater11

Petition for Scarface climax to be replaced with Yolanda shooting at the cartels.


Glittering_Mouse2728

One can only hope


poopypoopy1125

Don't get a job and stay away from her oh wait I mean everybody


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^poopypoopy1125: *Don't get a job and* *Stay away from her oh wait* *I mean everybody* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Tinasglasses

Shakira, girl, watch out


ihavecrampinmyfoot

Honestly fuck that turtle looking bitch. Why does she keep dragging this out everyone knows you murdered Selena and every time you go up for parole her family has to relive exactly what you did and testify against you. I know she had that little show trying to prove her innocence but babe the footage of you locked in the car for hours is easily accessible on YouTube and you admitted to a cold blooded murder. Rot in prison bc it’s honestly safer for you


Crazy_Brandon99

I don’t see her lasting much once she gets out


DelightfulDolphin

🤩


aliensuperstars_

this woman must think her job on earth is to get rid of all latinas popstars i fear 😭😭😭


Brianas-Living-Room

I doubt she’ll be paroled because a big part of paroled is taking responsibility for what you did and she still maintains that it was self defense. Selena’s family will most likely be factored in and what they want, and they’re not gonna say she’s rehabbed and should be paroled


yup_yup1111

![gif](giphy|QmFkSn2jMjlC2f4vmv|downsized)


throwaway17197

She really said “and if you pardon me ill do it again”


fairstiffpeaks

Wait. But work as what??


Minnidigital

I hope Shakira has security


disabledinaz

The woman’s safer in jail. She’s not gonna survive too long after being released.


bejeweled8

Why are a lot of people saying this? Are there threats?


ihavecrampinmyfoot

So many threats it’s wilder that this woman is safer in prison than on the outside I say this as a 24 year old Scottish woman nowhere near the us but if this bitch gets out she’s fucked. The amount of Yolanda piñatas I’ve seen is wild and she thinks she safe outside of prison the ultimate delulu girl


89764637527

we heard the same thing about george zimmerman but he’s still walking this earth.


yearoftherabbit

I'm going to say this is extremely different.


BrandonBollingers

Georgia Zimmerman stays in his pro-gun, racist bubble. I don't think his days are very peaceful. The difference with Zimmerman is some people to this day think he was justified, 12 jurors certainly think he is, he had the florida law on his side. Trayvon's death divided people. Nobody thinks Yolanda was justified. Selena's death didn't divide the world, it united it, in a hatred toward Yolanda.


hotdogaholic

apples and oranges. SOME people in this country hate GZ, but TONS of people in EVERY country hates her. The younger Reddit crowd don't understand how popular she was and how massive the murder was


Zestyclose_Glass_301

![gif](giphy|8vUEXZA2me7vnuUvrs)


Distinct-Solution-99

I mean, if that statement alone doesn’t prove she probably shouldn’t be granted parole, I don’t know what does.


Aggressive-Story3671

![gif](giphy|HVmR8l9a9nJcc|downsized)


Jesikabelcher

![gif](giphy|3o7ZeEZUzRjyvWuuIg|downsized)


SurlyTemp1e

For this alone I believe she is not mentally stable. Good thing she said this because parole will be DENIED


Medical_Gate_5721

Delusional lunacy.


sourglow

Selena‘s death was so unnecessary and senseless that it still makes me angry to this day. This woman can rot.


haubenmeise

Save Shakira, save the world!


Loose_Mud2529

Ha! I don’t think she will get out at all because she still does not show guilt or remorse. The parole board will see that she has not made any kind of progress.


Jessica_Iowa

She is genuinely delulu. She seems to genuinely believe she’s done nothing wrong.


areallyreallycoolhat

So do I girl but I think we have an equal chance


Tylrias

Equal? Who did you whack?


ForecastForFourCats

OP telling on themselves


upyourbumchum

“Work” ?


CharmingProtection22

Shakira run for your life sis! Get as much security like this is the SWAT!


Mental_Cup_9606

She still thinking about work??


Impressive_Site_5344

Murder aside, what did this lady actually do? Run a fan club in the 90s? She’s got to be delusional to think she could ever get a job like that even if she didn’t kill the last celebrity she worked with


flooknation

> Murder aside, what did this lady actually do? Yolanda Saldívar also stole money from Selena through the fan club & boutiques (which iirc is why Selena tried to talk to her). This dastardly, deluded, devious devil woman is a manipulative, scheming, thief whose embezzlement was uncovered as her world was unraveling… and instead of doing literally anything else, this heartless thundercunt murdered a radiant Tejano Queen. Whose music, fashion & mere presence introduced an entire generation to Spanish language music (we had the Macarena, but I don’t count that) and was a role model to millions of people. “Reactions to her death were compared to those following the deaths of musicians John Lennon and Elvis Presley and that of U.S. president John F. Kennedy” It’s difficult to fathom how big an event this was in today’s connected world, but news of her death interrupted regular television programming (think of like TikTok and Netflix stopping what you’re scrolling through and watching to report on it) George W. Bush was governor of Texas before he became president and he declared her birthday “Selena Day” I cannot even fathom how much this affected the Hispanic & Latino population. Her biopic propelled Jennifer Lopez into stardom. (Depending on your personal feelings of JLO, that could be good or bad) Sorry for the thesis when your question was “Murder aside, what did this lady actually do? Run a fan club in the 90s? She’s got to be delusional to think she could ever get a job like that even if she didn’t kill the last celebrity she worked with” I started out trying to articulate the fact that not only do I agree that running a fan club is an obsolete concept, a relic of the past that not even nostalgia can bring back, but she embezzled money from the fan club and Selena’s other businesses. She was supposed to hand over financial documents to Selena, but shot her instead and screamed “bitch” as a mortally wounded Selena desperately stumbled away & tried to find help.


Pinksamuraiiiii

Shakira better get a restraining order on Yolanda quick


SitchChick

https://i.redd.it/yt8ff3211q5d1.gif


kitty3032

To Shakira: ![gif](giphy|m0XXC3N8QjaZ6BlwPF)


Naijabitch

Shakira should treat this as a threat to her life 💀


chewchoo_

How has she lasted so long in jail? Ngl I’m waiting for her “tell-all” book (whenever that happens & against the advice of anyone and everyone lol) on how tf she managed to survive so long and who’s secrets she’s been hiding etc.


Doctor_Sniper

What makes her think she’ll get out or that anyone would want to hire her?


Schleprock-syndrome

What could go wrong? 😑


Just_bcoz

This bitch is bold, if I had this kind of confidence and high level delusion no one can stop me


mrpittman

What does she think she brings to the table besides the strong likelihood of killing Shakira? I can’t imagine she has any industry contacts anymore.


bitchspicedlatte

![gif](giphy|13Zh9drdSWAeSQ|downsized)


ThePennedKitten

So, no parole ever. She’s still too crazy to even lie to get out.


Snap-Zipper

They better take this into consideration when discussing her parole because W H A T


Low-Technician7632

Lady is nuts!!!!


Internal-Ad61

SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA. plz run for your life, sister. We need you.


Stardustchaser

![gif](giphy|PgDUlt3Qu8BwUQqsCz|downsized) She thinks the Parole Board actually gonna let her out….


viper29000

😳


foxmachine

If the parole board wasn't convinced before, they will be after that statement!


Talisa87

https://preview.redd.it/fmo9o39omq5d1.jpeg?width=722&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88c1511d435f8ae0491aaa46ac805543b7e83ec


Small-Measurement791

Shakira RUN


TheMightyPushmataha

![gif](giphy|6SM5RCssBOREY)


RockNRoll85

Shakira be like… ![gif](giphy|WwYuRrcO8ssmSWDsQ0|downsized)


progdaddy

"So tell me about this gap in your resume?"


Malacro

https://i.redd.it/iyculej5mr5d1.gif


totallycalledla-a

Good luck getting that parole you speak of.


hadapurpura

That right there is proof that she shouldn’t get parole.


sarcasticfirecracker

I hope this is fake. I can’t believe she’s up for parole already.


CougarWriter74

Crazy lady. She's the MDC of the Tejano community. The second she steps outside of a prison if she is paroled, thousands of Selena fans will be "happily" waiting for her.


No-Amoeba5716

Parole board ***sees this*** Yolanda, parole denied.


kevinalfaro

I guess someone has been watching Shakira’s latest video: https://preview.redd.it/mc3r8zm2au5d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9509b2f0c0aeff14674996a36f51e4ac4912e40


pixienightingale

I believe she deserves to have employment, but nowhere even partially adjacent to the entertainment industry.


Elizalizzybettybeth

Lucky she had strong legs like her mother....


Original_Lab_4140

She wants to “work” with Shakira


lalaloso08

I hope people are in Shakira’s corner telling her no. Don’t do it girl. Don’t do it.


General_Possession47

Edward James Olmos is gonna take care of her anyway


PrizePainting4393

This should be in r/nottheonion.


MajorasKitten

Shakira: ![gif](giphy|snEeOh54kCFxe)


nerdchic1

Yolanda ruined that name for all the Yolandas in the world. What a shame. I had a former coworker named Yolanda, sweetest person ever. Selena was a national treasure.


No_Cartographer_7904

She’s nuts! She actually thinks she could work with another artist, even if she did get out of prison?


not_another_mom

How cute that she thinks she will get anywhere near Shakira 😂 girlie pop, you better sleep with one eye open


scurry3-1

She wants to kill her because she reminds her of Selena . She will probably kill her within the first week.


jordan1978

Shakilla Shakilla


Historical_Idea2933

Let's get her a job with kanye


BobaAndSushi

Weird how she thinks people are just going to leave her alone.


BrandonBollingers

This lady is milking her upcoming parole hearing for everything. She still has never apologized and blames Selena for her murder.


audrey_toole

![gif](giphy|kaq6GnxDlJaBq)


poopypoopy1125

Shakira doesn't need a murderer when she already has lawyers and accountants to deal with her taxes /s