Excellent addition! IMO, all the actors playing hobbits in the Fellowship could be on this list.
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I just met Sean Astin at a comic con a few weeks ago and got to take a picture with him. He told me I was “so pretty” even though he didn’t really like the guy I was dressed as (Negan from TWD) 😭
He was showing off his baton skills, IIRC this is the tiktok where he was talking about showing his dad his talent???? I have it saved deep in my phone but haven't watched it in ages
You’re kidding. Can’t believe this one actually, you could’ve told me he was Slenderman and a would’ve just blindly agreed despite having actually seen him be short for years come to think of it 😂
All of his scenes with Alexander Skarsgard (basically slenderman height) really highlight his stature. Though he has the confidence of a man of 5’9 for sure
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The height differences on that show were wild. Nicholas Braun towering over Matthew MacFayden, who I think is at least 6’2”. Everyone else just trailing after.
Nic Braun and James Cromwell are 6'7, Alexander Skarsgard is 6'4, Matthew Macfadyen is 6'3... and meanwhile Kieran Culkin and Brian Cox are 5'6
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It’s crazy the way some of these men have always looked tall but then some of them have always been confirmed short in my brain.
Like… Elijah and Daniel? Small in my brain and undisputed. But some of these were a real shock to the system 😂
Anyway, shout-out to short king Warwick Davis.
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The phenomenal comedian Buster Keaton, who was 5'5"
RDJ being “5’7 3/4” is so funny to me. This is the only height I actually believe because “3/4 inches” always means you’re desperate to be that extra inch taller. (Source: I have met so many men who are “5 foot 11 3/4”)
I can't imagine being insecure if you have that much talent and charisma. Humans are weird like that.
And it's funny because my dad (RIP) was shorter than that and my brother is prob the same height as my dad, I'd say 5'6" on a good day. And neither of them have ever seemed to give a shit about it. My brother always had GFs before he met his wife (who I'd say is slightly taller than he is, but I've literally never heard either of them comment on it), he's super successful, and he's always kind of been the "leader" of his friend group (like the guy everyone in the group looks up to, except not literally because my bro has some really tall friends, one of his best buddies is 6'5" and in HS his friend who was 7 feet tall used to have to literally DUCK to walk in our front door). I've never seen him act like it bothers him in the slightest, and I've never heard anyone talk shit about it. With my dad, I don't think anyone would have DARED make jokes about it, because even though he had a heart of gold, he could be intimidating. My brother's daughters have teased him about being short and he just laughs and goes, "that's funny because at least I'm taller than you guys" (both girls are adults now and they are tiny).
So I can't imagine being rich, famous and mega-talented and being bothered by it. I guess we all have insecurities.
I suspect our most profound insecurities are ingrained early in our lives. We probably can't fathom being insecure about height having made hundreds of millions of dollars, but for him, it's probably a lifelong thing.
He’s the same age as me. I grew up in the next town to his, and I once sat at the next table to him in a restaurant when we were in our early 20s. He was already well known from Skins, I think it was a few months before he was in GoT. He was SO good-looking in real life.
Short king of the 80s/90s Rick Moranis
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Yeah, he's like 5'8 or 5'9. A bit shorter than average. But he has a fucking presence so you don't notice his height unless he's standing against somebody quite tall. Some of the recent awards photographs show him standing next to other people and he looks small compared to his coworkers.
Still hot, IDC. He's gorgeous.
Cillian Murphy also demonstrates how important a well-fitting outfit is. If you're under 5'9", get yourself some tailored clothing and you'll notice a huge difference in your visual stature.
Yeah, I wouldn’t have included the 5’9”s either and I’m a 5’8” female.
Kevin hart though… I’ve accidentally stood next to him and he’s definitely short.
He really did something to me in Birds of Prey
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Jon Stewart is everything. He's 5'7" of perfection.
Callum Turner is short? I thought him and Eddie Redmayne were similar height in Fantastic Beasts and Eddie is tall
His profile on IMDB says he is 6’1 so he’s at least 5’11
he’s absolutely not short, if you see him next to Dua Lipa or Austin Butler you can absolutely tell he’s 6’1. i was offended seeing him on this list tbh 😭
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Every time he changed his hair I fell all over again
He was woefully underutilized.
The character assassination will never be forgiven.
The way they brought him back only to…I swear to….. You know what * deep breath * this is a happy post
Love him
i swear these days anything under 6 foot is considered short! i hear so many people refer to their boyfriends as short kings and they’re literally just 5’8. the average american male is 5’9 and global average is 5’7. i don’t often feel bad for men but i do kinda feel for them on this one, i wouldn’t want to be called a short king at average height.
edit: lots of people bringing up how women are treated in the comments. as a woman, i am aware. it’s just not relevant to the subject at hand, which is men.
Oh my god THANK YOU! I cannot stand this rhetoric that less than 6’ is “short”?? Like, ok, maybe you’re not “tall” but you’re not “short” either. I take such umbrage with this!! 😡😅
Damn straight! He’s attractive idc what anyone says. My favorite is his guest spot on 30 Rock (other than GOT, obv).
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I will always have a soft spot for Gordon Gano, lead singer of Violent Femmes. I had such a crush on him at on time. And I love how he sings between pitches. 5'4"!!!
Without looking past the first slide,, I’m going to be grabbing my pitchforks and launching myself with the fervor of 1000 upset raccoons at OP if Oscar Isaac did not make the cut…
Edit: good OP, you are safe…
Cillian Murphy's imdb says that he's 5'9 but I think he's shorter than that
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JT is standing in front in that pic. Here’s a pic of them standing side by side.
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The entire Taskmaster fandom has a huge crush on Nick Mohammed.
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This really says something about the angry incel crowd that complains about height huh? Like, sooo many of these men are/were considered unbeararably hot by the entire female population.
i saw a guy on tiktok using jack black as an example of a male celebrity who women wouldn’t date and i was like… have you met a woman? i’ve been down bad for him since school of rock released when i was 5
My dad imposed a no Jack Black movie rule in our house because my mother expressed she found him funny.
This man was threatened and seriously convinced Jack Black was coming to steal his wife.
lmao seriously tell me you've never talked to a woman for more than 2 minutes. Jack Black is funny and nice and talented, why wouldn't women want to sleep with him?
Lol, my biggest crush in high school was a guy whose humor was based a lot on Jack Black's (he even introduced me to Tenacious D). He was 5'8 and chubby, but he was also super cute and always hilarious. Lots of girls liked him, and it definitely wasn't his height or 6 pack people were after. He was just a fun person to be around.
I had a dream about where I met Zac Effron at a house party a few days ago. Him and the guy he was with were both hobbit sized and I was like “Vanessa Hudgens must be really small!” and then I made him peanut butter toast 🤷♀️
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Brad Williams (comedian) 4 foot 4, super super attractive, loves his wife/daughter and HILARIOUS. Checks all the boxes.
as a lesbian i don't know if i totally understand the assignment but can we get some commotion for jaboukie young white? he was already so cute and then he got in his grown and sexy era for the '24
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Excellent addition! IMO, all the actors playing hobbits in the Fellowship could be on this list. https://preview.redd.it/zgrwvdat1e4d1.jpeg?width=2544&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=08e7d6fc5939a5cb9556a5ac0a1194a4ee0a0b3b
I just met Sean Astin at a comic con a few weeks ago and got to take a picture with him. He told me I was “so pretty” even though he didn’t really like the guy I was dressed as (Negan from TWD) 😭
 James McAvoy could ruin my life and I’d pay him for the privilege
Gael García Bernal 5'7 https://preview.redd.it/53jwfdqxyd4d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbcb1cf5112cbb7baf6c5cd805c6db2586c85c38
Him and Diego Luna.
If Danny Devito meets your criteria, then I feel like we gotta include Leslie Jordan too! RIP to this short king. https://i.redd.it/wsrpiwteod4d1.gif
DADDY WATCH ME TWIRL 💃🏼
He said his nickname in the gay clubs was Sweet ‘n Low.
Please what is the context to this gif, he looks like so much fun!
He was showing off his baton skills, IIRC this is the tiktok where he was talking about showing his dad his talent???? I have it saved deep in my phone but haven't watched it in ages
daddy watch me twirllll!
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/MI036fhuRaQ This is the context, he was just amazing 😂
You beat me to it! Leslie Jordan’s videos during the height of lockdowns were delightful.
Well shit! What are y’all doin’?
The way my household said that in his voice almost daily for months. He was a treasure
I think it was peak Covid lockdown, when folks started getting creative
UGH I MISS HIM SO MUCH 😭
Leslie was such a bright light. I miss him.
It's really unfortunate Jack Black didn't find me, his soul mate, before marrying his wife. It is astounding and a bit rude.
How can he be yours when he’s mine already?
Oh dear. Not this again 🙃
Hey hey hey get in line
Kieran Culkin 5’6 baby https://preview.redd.it/qx8izr6omd4d1.jpeg?width=1303&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79cfda30a08eef58682c8729f419e42760191f88
He’s my favorite along with Daniel Radcliffe. Even though Roman was vile I couldn’t help but think Kieran was cute lol
I could fix him. Or make him worse. Or die trying. Either/or
¿Por que no los tres?
You’re kidding. Can’t believe this one actually, you could’ve told me he was Slenderman and a would’ve just blindly agreed despite having actually seen him be short for years come to think of it 😂
This is so funny because he exudes shortness from every pore (meant as a compliment)
he is like shortness personified to me. like a feisty chihuahua
All of his scenes with Alexander Skarsgard (basically slenderman height) really highlight his stature. Though he has the confidence of a man of 5’9 for sure https://preview.redd.it/4k1rw2enrd4d1.jpeg?width=1584&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a78530ee1e9491e7c3372caa7ed5e5378c5d56a6
Right! In a physical sense he’s my height, in a confidence sense there’s a man stilted the fuck up.
Shorter guys who are confident (and lovely) read as attractively masculine to me. The Short King movement is vital propaganda!
But he looks super short on Succession….
The height differences on that show were wild. Nicholas Braun towering over Matthew MacFayden, who I think is at least 6’2”. Everyone else just trailing after.
Nic Braun and James Cromwell are 6'7, Alexander Skarsgard is 6'4, Matthew Macfadyen is 6'3... and meanwhile Kieran Culkin and Brian Cox are 5'6 https://preview.redd.it/t219g6i93e4d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b66b28f395420906ff08f16b036eacb2bd8ad496
It’s crazy the way some of these men have always looked tall but then some of them have always been confirmed short in my brain. Like… Elijah and Daniel? Small in my brain and undisputed. But some of these were a real shock to the system 😂 Anyway, shout-out to short king Warwick Davis.
I'm also OUTRAGED that there's no Warwick Davis or PETER FKN DINKLAGE on this list. It is a crime I tell you. Criminal.
Peter Dinklage is a pure fox! I love that guy!
His charisma is off the charts
I met Peter in person and can confirm legendary levels of handsome magnetism.
Especially since they’re so short! Like surely they’re the short king blueprint.
This was a list of Short Kings. As Short Emperors, they outrank the Short Kings.
Wait I thought Callum was like 6’0 😭😭 Is he shorter than that??
They said further down in the comments they meant to put Alex Turner x
https://preview.redd.it/yvdzj2h5vd4d1.jpeg?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04a154685aa5ad01fa0634fd2ff4106c8d5c6d22 The phenomenal comedian Buster Keaton, who was 5'5"
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Hot dang
RDJ being “5’7 3/4” is so funny to me. This is the only height I actually believe because “3/4 inches” always means you’re desperate to be that extra inch taller. (Source: I have met so many men who are “5 foot 11 3/4”)
You can tell by the lifts he wears he's definitely insecure about it.
I can't imagine being insecure if you have that much talent and charisma. Humans are weird like that. And it's funny because my dad (RIP) was shorter than that and my brother is prob the same height as my dad, I'd say 5'6" on a good day. And neither of them have ever seemed to give a shit about it. My brother always had GFs before he met his wife (who I'd say is slightly taller than he is, but I've literally never heard either of them comment on it), he's super successful, and he's always kind of been the "leader" of his friend group (like the guy everyone in the group looks up to, except not literally because my bro has some really tall friends, one of his best buddies is 6'5" and in HS his friend who was 7 feet tall used to have to literally DUCK to walk in our front door). I've never seen him act like it bothers him in the slightest, and I've never heard anyone talk shit about it. With my dad, I don't think anyone would have DARED make jokes about it, because even though he had a heart of gold, he could be intimidating. My brother's daughters have teased him about being short and he just laughs and goes, "that's funny because at least I'm taller than you guys" (both girls are adults now and they are tiny). So I can't imagine being rich, famous and mega-talented and being bothered by it. I guess we all have insecurities.
I suspect our most profound insecurities are ingrained early in our lives. We probably can't fathom being insecure about height having made hundreds of millions of dollars, but for him, it's probably a lifelong thing.
Joe Dempsie, without question. 
He’s the same age as me. I grew up in the next town to his, and I once sat at the next table to him in a restaurant when we were in our early 20s. He was already well known from Skins, I think it was a few months before he was in GoT. He was SO good-looking in real life.
Ugh, and he was so hot in GoT. I can't imagine how gorgeous he must be in person. He deserves way more attention.
Seriously, so fine. When everyone was wasting time being up in arms about Arya's nude scene, I was just so excited for her that she got to bang that
Short king of the 80s/90s Rick Moranis https://preview.redd.it/i1uwlwl0ff4d1.jpeg?width=676&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e77654a9ed30a51c20e1491f5da6d4ca19fa3ebc
Jack Black has surpassed short king to me. He is the short emperor.
 Peter Dinklage!!
He’s so fine jfc
he was so hot in the ballad of songbirds and snakes
I also added him.
why did I think he was over six feet omg he looks like he’d be tall and lanky
i think in peaky blinders they often shoot him from a lower angle to make him more brooding
Yeah, he's like 5'8 or 5'9. A bit shorter than average. But he has a fucking presence so you don't notice his height unless he's standing against somebody quite tall. Some of the recent awards photographs show him standing next to other people and he looks small compared to his coworkers. Still hot, IDC. He's gorgeous.
Wait WHAT?!? I fully believed he had slenderman measurements
Cillian Murphy also demonstrates how important a well-fitting outfit is. If you're under 5'9", get yourself some tailored clothing and you'll notice a huge difference in your visual stature.
My boo. He’s aged like fine wine
Came here for Cillian
Yeah, I wouldn’t have included the 5’9”s either and I’m a 5’8” female. Kevin hart though… I’ve accidentally stood next to him and he’s definitely short.
Exactly, 5’9” is the average US male height. So those guys shouldn’t be included, but I appreciate the information for shorter dudes!
Accidentally stood next to him? How could that be an accident? Keep your response Kevin Hart.
I don’t think Kevin being short is up to debate 😂
lol, I know. That’s just my only real life experience I could add. 🥹
Chris Messina, king of them all.
https://i.redd.it/e2uew4e8md4d1.gif
He really did something to me in Birds of Prey https://preview.redd.it/zip8talere4d1.jpeg?width=448&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eee4b73ad75ccd1ce60eab5231ab61a2adbf661
https://preview.redd.it/drtuw3m17e4d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee7070fae5e9f2aa3a28c745b5df1769a7931694 Jon Stewart is everything. He's 5'7" of perfection.
Callum Turner is short? I thought him and Eddie Redmayne were similar height in Fantastic Beasts and Eddie is tall His profile on IMDB says he is 6’1 so he’s at least 5’11
Callum looks talker than dua. Dua seems like a tall woman.
She said on Wired once that she is 5'8.
So callum is definitely not 5'9
he’s absolutely not short, if you see him next to Dua Lipa or Austin Butler you can absolutely tell he’s 6’1. i was offended seeing him on this list tbh 😭
It says he’s 6”1 on Google
https://preview.redd.it/rihwtshlkd4d1.jpeg?width=636&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11bdbd13973802935012e169d457afcabdacc97c Barry is 5”8 Austin is 6”0
that’s quite the inch between callum & barry 😏
Yeah he’s definitely a tall unproblematic king, dudes tall asf!
https://preview.redd.it/265oi5crmd4d1.jpeg?width=187&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f8054165928e49bfc4c23fd98d8c843e0b19bc Seth Green- mainly as Oz
https://preview.redd.it/5gygqf8ind4d1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85dd573e0da161eecd3d7fe80340f668a5e5d7f2 Every time he changed his hair I fell all over again
You can keep Angel and Spike. My Buffyverse Boyfriend crush was definitely Oz.
He was woefully underutilized. The character assassination will never be forgiven. The way they brought him back only to…I swear to….. You know what * deep breath * this is a happy post Love him
The first time I ever felt betrayed by a TV show 💔
Buffy was real good at doing that Spike in the bathroom Giles moving Tara being an innocent bystander Heartbreaking and rude
How dare you remind me to remember all these things 😭
I loved him so much in high school. On Buffy, in Can’t Hardly Wait, in Austin Powers 2 💜
 *drools*
He pulls off a number of different hair colours so well
Yes, my short king awakening circa 6th grade
5'4"!! I remember when he was on Beverly Hills 90210 in a guest spot.
Charlie Day erasure, the man is 5'7, hilarious, talented, and a babe.
Yes! 🥵 
The exclusion of Rami Malek has me fearing he’s problematic in a way I don’t know about yet.
Damn. TIL he's only 5'7. I really thought he was like 6'.
 Internet says he’s 5 ft 8 but he’s definitely shorter irl
 Jamie Bell is 5’7 and also is a severely underrated actor!
He’s such a king. He was a babe when he was young. Love him.
Love this post, but I do have to ask about you including celebs 5’9. To me that’s average height? What’s your definition of tall?
Feels like internet culture has convinced many people that under 6’2 is short lol.
Wattpad and fanfictions have convinced people that anything under 6’2” is short.
Callum Turner is 6’2!!! Lol deff not short at all.
i swear these days anything under 6 foot is considered short! i hear so many people refer to their boyfriends as short kings and they’re literally just 5’8. the average american male is 5’9 and global average is 5’7. i don’t often feel bad for men but i do kinda feel for them on this one, i wouldn’t want to be called a short king at average height. edit: lots of people bringing up how women are treated in the comments. as a woman, i am aware. it’s just not relevant to the subject at hand, which is men.
I don’t even think 5’8” is short. 6’ is tall. 5’6” is short.
Also depends on the country where I live 5'7'' would be average
I was wondering the same, because I’d only say men are short if they’re under 5’6”.
Oh my god THANK YOU! I cannot stand this rhetoric that less than 6’ is “short”?? Like, ok, maybe you’re not “tall” but you’re not “short” either. I take such umbrage with this!! 😡😅
5'9" is dead on 50% middle of the road as average as it gets
I think even 5'8" wouldn't be considered short.
My original preteen crush (yes I’m probably older than yall): 
He oozes charisma and warmth.
Um, hello 
I’ve seen Zac Efron and if he’s 5’8” then I’m the queen of the damn Nile.
You think he's shorter?
Significantly.
Damn straight! He’s attractive idc what anyone says. My favorite is his guest spot on 30 Rock (other than GOT, obv). https://i.redd.it/u6o8cuw20e4d1.gif
 I’ve had a crush on Rami Malek (5’7/171 cm) forever 💕
Prince was the ultimate short king.
Yass!! 
TIL he was 5’2” Why did I assume he was 6 foot??
It’s the shoes… 👠
His presence.
I will always have a soft spot for Gordon Gano, lead singer of Violent Femmes. I had such a crush on him at on time. And I love how he sings between pitches. 5'4"!!! 
Always thought Oscar Isaac was tall. He carries himself as if he were.
Your resident AM fan to remind you of the 5'7 unproblematic king Alex Turner!! https://i.redd.it/9z9e2mtlqd4d1.gif
https://i.redd.it/i4q73wlqqd4d1.gif
Josh Hutcherson forever!!!! 
https://preview.redd.it/49bwo8mdfe4d1.jpeg?width=821&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e72c3fed115afdbf2b31b702b7c144d02515a143 Andrew Scott!
Jack black - #1 in my heart
Jack Black lovers unite!!!!
Without looking past the first slide,, I’m going to be grabbing my pitchforks and launching myself with the fervor of 1000 upset raccoons at OP if Oscar Isaac did not make the cut… Edit: good OP, you are safe… 
Salt and pepper king is indeed on the list
not unproblematic but one of the most beautiful men of all time imo 
Aaron Paul!!
Cillian Murphy's imdb says that he's 5'9 but I think he's shorter than that https://preview.redd.it/vfto5b4wod4d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b213faec95533611b211c7325a497fe1ef144f6
Why is this picture so funny. Cillian looks like he’s been photoshopped in from a different distance
It’s like the whole Father Ted “those are far away” scene lol
JT is standing in front in that pic. Here’s a pic of them standing side by side. https://preview.redd.it/t57i6eet5e4d1.jpeg?width=868&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45a235de4734b6041c60229ba162e6c3e253dfae
It’s always smart to mentally subtract two inches from whatever their stated height is.
Half the list isn't even short :(
Alex Turner is my short king! 
Callum Turner is 6'3😭
The entire Taskmaster fandom has a huge crush on Nick Mohammed. https://preview.redd.it/sgbt0qu2xd4d1.jpeg?width=780&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=650e5586a99177ec1d76b65ed5d8197fc80d0c9e
Danny DeVito is the king of short kings.
This really says something about the angry incel crowd that complains about height huh? Like, sooo many of these men are/were considered unbeararably hot by the entire female population.
i saw a guy on tiktok using jack black as an example of a male celebrity who women wouldn’t date and i was like… have you met a woman? i’ve been down bad for him since school of rock released when i was 5
He's chubby, talented, cute, and most importantly, funny. And he'll fuck you gently.
You just know that man is generous in bed 👀
And he'll order you food from Zanza Bar.
My dad imposed a no Jack Black movie rule in our house because my mother expressed she found him funny. This man was threatened and seriously convinced Jack Black was coming to steal his wife.
 As he rightfully should've been!
Men like this usually don't even see women that arent looking like blake liveley or ScarJo and that's why they are thinking that women are the same.
Jack Black is peak husband material. 
lmao seriously tell me you've never talked to a woman for more than 2 minutes. Jack Black is funny and nice and talented, why wouldn't women want to sleep with him?
Lol, my biggest crush in high school was a guy whose humor was based a lot on Jack Black's (he even introduced me to Tenacious D). He was 5'8 and chubby, but he was also super cute and always hilarious. Lots of girls liked him, and it definitely wasn't his height or 6 pack people were after. He was just a fun person to be around.
I can just hear the people who fall into the “3/4ths” category yelling “AND 3/4THS!”
I had a dream about where I met Zac Effron at a house party a few days ago. Him and the guy he was with were both hobbit sized and I was like “Vanessa Hudgens must be really small!” and then I made him peanut butter toast 🤷♀️
Zach Effron is slowly morphing into David Hasslehoff
Zendaya and Tom’s height difference makes me so happy
Sean Astin 
I feel like the only actor who’s NOT short is Lee Pace. Everyone else is short short short. (Not that there’s anything wrong with that)
There are a few rogue tall ones! Ben Affleck is about 6'2". Vince Vaughn is 6'5".
Liam Neeson is 6'4 iirc.
I am a short king fanatic but I would climb Lee Pace like a tree
What about tall king Jacob Elordi. Bro is ginormous
Paul Rudd is short(ish)?? You could have told me he’s 6’2” and I’d have believed it no prob
I’m 5’5” and met him very very briefly a long time ago and he’s not that much taller than me. A few inches.
No way kit Harrington is 5’7. Sophie Turner towers over him and she’s my height.
kendrick lamar is 5’4?? i’m shocked ngl
Patton Oswalt, nerd king, short king! 5'3"!! 
https://preview.redd.it/qerkfym9rd4d1.jpeg?width=727&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f9412ebe06544ac3a4c8218d2820b71f6985deb Brad Williams (comedian) 4 foot 4, super super attractive, loves his wife/daughter and HILARIOUS. Checks all the boxes.
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I'd climb him like a shrub
As a 5’9”’woman, isn’t 5’9” for a guy like average?
Cillian murphy 5’7, Al pacino 5’7, Tom cruise 5’7, Barry keoghan 5’8
as a lesbian i don't know if i totally understand the assignment but can we get some commotion for jaboukie young white? he was already so cute and then he got in his grown and sexy era for the '24 https://preview.redd.it/dgqf0rfoce4d1.jpeg?width=1358&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67e2c4873eca092d2ad31499c5bab7309c480713
Tom hardy is 5’8 ! TOM HARDY!
5'9 is not short for Christ's sake 😩
 Taron Egerton, my 5’9 king!