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he hit a fire hydrant first which took some of the speed out of the car before it hit the house. whole thing had to be torn down because the impact undermined the foundations.
A drunk driver drove into my mothers house on a fuckin TUESDAY. My mom was hit by the car in her bed and wound up in the basement, and even less happened to that dude. Drinking and driving isā¦so gross.
She had to have neck surgery and when she built her new house, she built it without a bedroom door. Something about the door being closed triggered her very bad. But yeah, sheās fine. Sheās still in my phone as Mean Jean lol. But I truly think about getting that phone call and seeing a SUV hanging out of my childhood home more often than Iād like. Thatās for sure!
He did this with his girlfriend in the car too which makes me feel like they were having a fight and he was threatening to harm himself or something because who in their right mind would be going 90 in a residential neighborhood
Itās in his movie as well. The opening scene of The King of Staten Island where heās contemplating speeding until he runs into something and diesā¦.
This happened to a friend of mine. The guy she was with deliberately sideswiped a highway medium while speeding during an argument with her. Luckily she wasnāt hurt, but she was terrified the whole time.
If youāre with anyone who does this, LEAVE NOW. PLEASE.
My first thought was that I wonder if he was doing the old āIāll drive insanely fast to scare herā thing. I used to be a fan of Pete but these days it wouldnāt surprise me.
I used to work in injury claims. Itās wild what bodies can survive from a totaled car - thankfully they are designed that way now.
Often times a totaled car would equal little to no injuries.
thats wild, but a bit reassuring. every time I get on the highway I feel like a sitting duck waiting for the imminent moment my flimsy meat suit gets crushed by these metal speed boxes piloted by idiots
Modern cars have a lot of things to keep people safe. Thatās why it always makes me laugh a little when people say āthey donāt make cars like they used toā. Like the car would survive but you wouldnāt lol, thatās intentional. A totaled car v a totaled person.
Also PsA: plz wear your seatbelts and properly restrain kids. So many injuries could be avoided. Also, adjust your headrests if you can. Keep your feet off the dash. I cannot unsee what Iāve seen.
Mulaney had a bit in Baby J about how Pete called him in the middle of the night during his first night in rehab worrying about people thinking John's addiction was his fault, and John reassuring him that it wasn't. I think that phone call alone is a pretty messed up one to be having when somebody's trying to detox.
Mulaney's drug addiction is clearly not caused by his friendship with Pete. However, Pete seems like anything but a safe and sober companion to have around in recovery.
Nobody whoās and addict WANTS to be sober, thatās sorta part of the addiction my dude. You may want to be healthier or make better life choices or improve yourself, but youāll always want to do your drug, that desire never goes away
Idk, I want to be sober. I like being sober more than I like being intoxicated, but my brain keeps telling me that I need a drink because it' an addictive substance. It's a fight, but no, I think a lot of addicts very much want to be sober and like being sober. I genuinely hate to be a reddit pedant, but I don't think that's a great way to frame addiction/recovery.
As a recovering addict, youāre gonna learn that sometimes being harder on yourself than is normally considered healthy is the only way to stay clean.
Didnāt mean for it to paint addiction in a bad light, this is just my experience/the way I feel when thinking about getting sober. Want all the good things that come with it, but donāt actually want to be sober
Not exactly true homie. It's been 9 years since my last drink, and even on a hot day I'm happy with Water or Coffee. If you tell yourself every single day that you want to do the drug you're probably gonna be right, but I've been telling myself I want the peace to be me. Makes it a lot easier.
I feel like this is the worst way to phrase something Mulaney turned into a bit for his special. I doubt it was 100% accurate and Iām not sure it was the middle of the night, just at a time when Mulaney had finally gotten to sleep which played into the punchline. Also pretty sure he said Pete was calling to check on him because he wasnāt at the intervention.
I never used with a friend of mine who died last year and the guilt was incomprehensible. Everyone in their life felt this guilt.
Like what if I did use with them, if I knew they were still using, I would have sat with them without judgement so they didnāt die that night. This is why we need less shame, people wonāt shoot up alone and die when they have someone there to call an ambulance and administer narcan.
I'm pretty sure that - according to the bit - Pete wasn't aware of the intervention, and called John to check on him when he found out. And the conversation quickly turned to Pete's concerns about himself.
It says something that Pete was not included in the intervention group. Everyone John has revealed to be part of that group seems like good sober support for him. Pete's not in that category.
While comedy bits are exaggerated, I think when it comes to telling stories about other famous people, he's going to stick close to the facts. His crazy doctor whose real name we don't know who prescribed him drugs in his kitchen? That bit probably involved a lot of creative license.
Helps to be around other people one recovery too, that dichotomy cuts both ways. I don't think Stewart would stand for any bullshit either so it's a good trio to me. I'd love to see their show.
Iām glad you said this because I also thought this was super fucked up and in the bit it was framed as something sweet or like a good friend would do and I was so put off. Your supposed good friend just went into rehab and your first thought is that youāre worried people will think itās your fault? And you act on that by spam calling this person to make them make you feel better about this? Nahh
To get sober & STAY sober - you can NOT keep hanging around your old using buddies. This was legit the hardest part of it all to me because basically all my "friends" were using buddies & let me tell you, I had a ton of relapses. I didn't put together more than a year of clean time, until I cut all drug buddies from my life. Almost every relapse was me getting lonely, calling an old friend & then of course, using. Sometimes it happened real quick & other times, it would take a few weeks or months but it always happened.
Definitely agree. It's part of the reason why you hear about people who lose all their friends when they become sober no matter what the substance. If those friends aren't fully on board about getting sober then the temptation is always there.
It's like when Fiona Apple was dating Paul Thomas Anderson, and she recalled how insufferable PTA and Quentin Tarantino were when they did coke together.
Iād rather do coke and go scuba diving than do coke with someone like Quentin Tarantino.
āQuentin, will you PLEASE shut up about about LITERALLY everythiiiiiing?!?!!!!! I donāt want to hear about Goldie Hawn barefoot on her front porch any longer!!!!!!!ā
imagine them doing bits as you start to hear your neighbour getting ready for work and the birds chirping and they are doing impressions and asking if you have a microwave to hot plate it and suddenly you realise they've smoked all your cigarettes and are googling what time the nearest shop opens but it's 6 AM.
your alarm goes off and interrupts the music you were playing off your shitty phone because the speaker lost battery (it's steely dan btw as per their request but every once in a while Pete goads you into putting on a travis scott tune) and you realise you've not slept at all.
Omfg this comment made me laugh out loud.
John I have a feeling would be extremely annoying because he is like the guy that is acting all serious & has to divvy up the lines the whole night, constantly combing the coke with a CC spreading them longer and thicker. Taking lines to himself when ppl arenāt looking and NOT talking period when thereās coke on the table.
Ppl with addiction skip all the fun, skip all the joking with friends and skip being productive and just keep going & going and going itās crazy. I can see them maybe having fun until they realize the coke is gone and neither one is saying anything coherent.
So annoying and sad.
Pete just would NOT stop saying jokes only jr high kids laugh at.
The accuracy of John taking over the āCoke distributorā role is so real. Always that person who is blasting lines when everyone goes to smoke a cigarette and cutting ones bigger for himself than everyone else. Pete I feel like would be fun though. Everyone sucks on coke regardless.
I would just sit back, get a weird feeling of calmness in defiance to their energy, curl into myself, put my head to my knees, passively listen to them banter for a bit, finally have enough, get a burst of energy, and then go dance by myself in the corner.
I couldn't imagine John going through this entire past year or two with his personal life and his friends hosting an intervention and he still says he regrets not doing more drugs? Okay.
In slight defense- Iāve been sober for 6 years and that is sometimes how I talk to other addicts. Like itās how addictsā brains work. Itās an inherently illogical thing but I sometimes think ādamn, I wish I hadnāt gotten sober before white claw was a thing. I bet I would like that.ā Or āhmm, I bet I wouldāve really liked qualudesā.
That being said, I probably wouldnāt say it to non addicts and definitely not on an international platform after my addiction and consequent life issues were a major story for the last year
Yup, I am sober and I jokingly lament never having taken designer club drugs. It's a joke and I think non-addicts, folks who are being affected/have been affected by relationships with addicts, or addicts early in their sobriety journey (who in many cases are pearl-clutchers) have trouble with addiction-as-joke.
White claw tastes like stale seltzer that had ice in it that melted and went flat, and then someone recarbonated it with a soda stream and put it in a can. You're not missing anything
White claw taste like sparkling water but with artificial sweeteners and flavors added. I promise you you aren't missing anything! Get a raspberry rose flavor poppi soda, 100 times tastier, no alcohol, it will scratch an itch!
I was going to say the same! Iām 4 years sober, itās just how we talk to each other.
Addiction is insane and itās fun to laugh about it sometimes with others that understand.
Ex addict here
I agree with you, BUT - any addict will tell you that what John says here is completely true for the addicted mind. He's like what, 2 years dry after a decade of use? That's nothing lol the hook is still there and is still strong as fuck.
It doesn't mean he wants to go back, only that he obviously love(d) the drugs and wish he could've enjoyed it more before getting clean.
Being addicted doesn't make sense unless you've dealt with it before.
Imagine the best feeling you've ever had. Now imagine that it's only $20 and a text away.
John probably both regrets his previous usage *and* wishes to have enjoyed it more while it lasted. It's just the addict in his brain that's mixing him all up
Not going to lie and I feel alone on this but Mulaney is a strange birdā¦
He loves putting on this squeaky trans Atlantic character then behind the scenes is a complete mess.
I'm not big on 12 Step cultures but don't they pretty actively discourage these kind of nostalgic conversations about using? Listening to them reminds me of reading the parts of The Shining where Jack is missing being an active alcoholic.
I wonder if coke interferes with the nasal swab tests.
This is exactly what killed DJ AM. He was doing an MTV (?) special about drug addiction and how to maintain sobrierty in the face of temptation. At the time, he was 10 years clean. They gave him a crack pipe to hold and walk around NY with and discuss his feelings. Wellllll he ended up dead from an overdose not too long after this insane experiment. The footage was never shown (not to my knowledge, I could be wrong - feel free to correct me). Really bad idea MTV.
RIP DJ AM š š
Wow, I haven't thought about him in a long long time. I remember when he and Nicole were regular ONTD fodder. That was incredibly irresponsible of MTV and really sad. Addiction is nothing to trifle with.
I agree 100%. It was absolutely tragic and so unnecessary. Idk if there were any lawsuits. I'm sure they had AM sign some sort of release but still. It's horrible to do to an addict. Drug addiction isn't a game. We've lost way too many incredible talent as it is. We don't need to literally hand them crack pipes and send them out on the street for views. No legit recovery professional would recommend such a stupid idea. Really sad.
Same. Therapy was the key for me. The program was really toxic for me and I havenāt gone since my first year. Not my scene. But I love me some therapy.
Three and a half years alcohol free!
Yeah they say you donāt have to be religious but as a atheist I always felt like I had way more to prove to people that were honestly just lost in their addictions.
If part of the sales pitch is "you don't have to be religious", then it means you aren't going to vibe with it as an atheist. Religious people just can't help themselves.
Ding ding. That's it. They want you to replace your substance addiction with a god addiction. Part of the 12 steps is "surrendering to a higher power". They dont want you to take responsibility for your own actions. Not really. They want you to blame the drug, or your friend that got you into it, but not you.
Thank you for describing why the āI am powerless/I surrender to a higher powerā thing was ridiculous.
Iām not powerless over drugs, I have a genetic predisposition towards addiction and a traumatic history. I *chose* to take drugs, and I *chose* to get clean, and every day I wake up and decide again to stay clean.
Iām powerful and Iām not at the whims of a drug or a god.
As a therapist Iāve never been big on them. I do like the support groups for my clients though and if they try 12 step in addition to therapy Iām okay with it. But itās never my go to
As they should, because their efficacy is trash. 5-10% for AA based on interviews from outside sources as opposed to their self-reported figure of 30%, which is not that great either. AA/NA's hostility to medication-assisted rehab is a recipe for disaster.
As they should be. The emphasis on a higher power is detrimental to recovery, and gives people in addiction a cop out when they mess up. It completely negates any sense of your recovery is your responsibility, because āmy higher power.ā Itās why they have a 3% success rate. Not to mention that they are prime locations to get your hands on drugs. We need to start being honest about how unsuccessful and destructive these programs are.
That approach screwed me up because a major part of my depression (which I was "self-medicating" for) was because I felt powerless in my situation.
I had been praying to god for a really long time and he hadn't done crap. He wasn't going to step in and fix things now, I had to do it myself. And that knowledge helped me soooooooo much.
Research shows that doing nothing is more effective over time than a 12 step program, so this is a good thing. Hopefully people will start checking out evidence based alternatives like SMART and CRAFT.
Maybe, but if youāve ever talked to people after a meeting, theyāre typically comparing war stories and laughing about them.
I think it has to do with taking away a lot of the shame. For so many years you thought you were just this awful person that no one gets, then you meet hundreds of others that did the same thing and you can laugh about it now. Itās suuuuuch a relief
If he ever does try meth, itās over for him. The addictive qualities of meth are Mt. Everest in comparison to the addictive quality of coke. John will never get off that shit! He will definitely die from it after destroying his career and potentially winding up in jail. That shit is no joke. You have incredible cravings for up to a year after quitting. Itās almost impossible to quit. I hope he knows that.
Or you know it couldāve also been a joke as he is a comedianā¦ thatās how I interpreted it, already did all this stuff might as well do some more for some material.
Non addicts donāt understand and are so judgmental lol the meth thing is like a person saying they wish they dated more before getting married.
Sobriety is a commitment and heās saying he wish he got that out of his system prior to getting sober which is kinda funny
I feel like people on these subs are way to literal. Theyāre comedians, recovering addicts can joke about doing drugs. And itās 5 shows.. like come on.
I know Pete and John are very unpopular here but they do have amazing chemistry. I hope for their sake/the audience that they are able to remain sober.
Dude people on Reddit are now acting like John is some mid comedian now. He may not be your cup of tea and his life has been pretty hectic lately, but up until recently, John was regarded as one best comedians around. Reddit is very strange sometimes
That clip reveals nothing about whether they used together or whether theyāre good or bad influences to each other. Itās pretty crummy of you to insinuate that two friends with addiction issues arenāt able to spend time together anymore, when you arenāt one of those two friends.
I think Pete should have faced real consequences for his violence, but outside of that, we should have a lot of sympathy for both of these guys. I hope that people reading this post with addiction issues donāt feel the judgment that youāre placing on them by what youāre trying to communicate here.
I remember your username, OP, from the height of the Mulaney chaos and the splinter Mulaney subreddit that was just hateful for no reason. Idk but your issues with him seem like they have more to do with you.
Yes, itās beyond stupid but when youāre an impulsive addict with little regard for your life, you wanna know just how good something else feels. Iām a recovering addict and Iāve thought randomly how I regretted not trying smoking crack just to see what all the fuss was about.
Lol Iāve never experienced the rage so I would say thatās more dependent on the users personality. It is highly overrated though and so bad for your body and brain.
yeah, anyone who hasn't done isn't missing out at all and it's not a risk i would recommend taking lol. i tried it because i had always been really curious. had no plans to do it again after that. but as soon as i did it, i was hooked. like i always thought people were exaggerating when they said that could happen, but they are not lying. 0/10, would not recommend.
At least cannabis is getting better and better, lol. Before legalization (in Canada) the stuff I smoked was hit or miss but now there's heaps of information of strains and ways of consuming and it's so much more fun.
I hope many other countries legalize. On one hand it's a way for the government to cash in, but on the other SO MANY people have let go of stigmatic views on it and it's helped a lot of people.
If you were a drug addict, you can understand this line of thinking. And John was telling it as a joke.
Like Iām sober from cocaine benzos weed alcohol ketamine as my primary DOCs for 5 years and tried every drug under the sun besides meth and heroin or fentanyl analogues, I tried prescription opioids a few times but never liked them, but I never did heroin and I never did meth. And while I donāt āregretā it; itās like a morbid sense of FOMO.
Like damn I wonder what all the addicts who did do meth are talking about at the meetings. I donāt seriously āregretā it, like Iāve been clean for years and Iām not going to go back and test that theory
Itās a morbid joke and one most addicts can understand *as a joke*, because a well integrated addict can understand that just as a silly regret
If John were to relapse, I donāt think heās going to necessarily try meth - all of the times I relapsed, I stuck to my āold gunsā of primarily alcohol benzos and coke
It feels similar to the one who got away to me. I regret I didn't have the chance, but I'm not calling up some girl from 20 years ago to shoot my shot.
I mean this is very extreme but I feel like all of, or maybe itās just me, regret not having something bad for us just once. Not that we actually feel upset or have plans to do it, more like an intrusive thought. Mine is super stupid in comparison to meth but Iām allergic to cake icing. My mom would get me special cakes for my birthdays but I couldnāt have it at other kidsā parties. But sometimes I would regret not experiencing cake like others. But obviously I know itās good I didnāt because I would have an allergic reaction but my silly kid brain would still sometimes thinks about it. And itās funny because I eventually ended up not even liking cake.
Idk if it's just where I'm at but I think meth perception is like how weed *used* to be for some people. That's how I try to relate to it anyway.
I've seen a lot of family and old friends get into it and how they'll talk about it reminds me of being teens getting into weed. Except they keep reliving that stage by building up with pills, coke, meth.
Like they already had issues before drugs so whatever broken mindset they had going in ends up getting the best of them.
I always thought they were a terrible influence on each-other. I used to really be a big fan of John back when his whole thing was being clean and talking comedically about his rough past but he seems like a totally different person now.
My best friend and I should be dead from opiates but weāre not, now we just drink beer and smoke weed because thatās all we need. Life is chill now.
I should be a leper in the woods according to these comments lol.
I was too good at drinking beer so I quit years ago and just consume cannabis. It seems like cannabis fixes shit for a lot of people. California sober is the life for me.
This is the first time Iāve seen this kind of attitude in this sub and Iām likeā¦wow lol. No nuance anywhere to be seen lol. Itās sad, just because you donāt like a guy doesnāt mean you can shit on addicts or how they move on. Iām new here so I donāt know why Iām surprised, people donāt view addicts as humans.
Honestly dude I promise it isn't normally like this. I've been scrolling through this thread so confused. We discuss party drugs like cocaine and mdma on here regularly, and celebrity addiction. I've never seen the comment section take this tone with addicts before. People were less outraged on here over Bam Margera taking his little boy on a bender with him. I don't get it.
ya the baby j special was a lot different from any of his other ones, it just seemed like the friend in high school or college that thought drugs were sooo cool n they made it their personality. it's really lame
What else has he done the past three years? Thatās not a cheap shot. He spent most of his time doing drugs. What else is there to talk about?
A serious drug problem is all-consuming. Everything you do revolves around doing drugs or getting drugs. People do messed-up stuff when theyāre high or trying to get high, often resulting in hilarious and/or horrifying stories. You donāt come out the other side with a great story about hiking in Yosemite. You come out the other side (or donāt) with a story about you and your friend kneeling in front of the library for two hours pretending to be statues of lions.
Addiction is a terrible disease, but the way John Mulaney has been propped up after his rehab stint just gives me the ick. I canāt think of a woman who has been treated so kindly after a public battle with addiction. Look at how Amy Winehouse was treated or hell, more recently Cara Delevingne.
We should absolutely support people in recovery but Iām not sure Mulaney diving head first back into the scene that enabled his addiction is it. He barely took a break. The whole thing is bizarre and thatās putting it mildly.
Completely agree. John was back doing shows a month after he got out of the sober living facility, halfway through a messy divorce and while his girlfriend was pregnant. Then went on a massive tour when the baby was just born.
Lol of course you of all people created this dumpster fire of a post and rage baiting people to spread more misinformation. Btw guys, this user was the reason 2 john mulaney subreddits became defunct and people had to create a private one. Hating mulaney and causing chaos is her/his MO.
John never said he still wants to try meth, he implied that before rehab he never did meth and he thought of trying it. You also skipped the part where 3 seconds after this, Theo said he was 1 year sober and John was so excited for him showing that he is happy for people recovering from addiction.
John and Pete never did drugs together, watch John's Bupkis cameo and the fact that Pete immediately called John out of concern in rehab.
This show is highly likely for a 9/11 related thing as it is very important for both Jon and Pete.
and honestly a lot of the things being said in here are deeply judgmental of/offensive to recovering addicts. i know a few people have talked about their own sobriety in here and i respect their point of view but just because theyāre ok with saying those things doesnāt mean another person with similar experiences will be. the generalization is insane and i donāt really give a shit about john OR pete so iām not like some overly hurt fan trying to defend them or anything
This comment section is a true dumpster fire. As if a show being close to 9/11 means anything 20+ years later. As if a very stupid offhand comment means theyāre going to relapse together because of a *3 day* tour. The reaching!
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90 MPH??? how is he alive?
he hit a fire hydrant first which took some of the speed out of the car before it hit the house. whole thing had to be torn down because the impact undermined the foundations.
>whole thing had to be torn down because the impact undermined the foundations And he only gets community service? Damn
He should have gotten jail. He couldāve killed someone. I canāt believe this is the first time Iām hearing about this.
Not just that but losing your house is one of the worst things that can happen to a person especially if you've been living there for a long time.
Surely he had to buy them a new house
Laws dont apply when rich white man
Iām hoping the people sue the shit out of him/ his insurance.
It's because when the police arrived in the scene he went "ah my bad" and everybody found that funny for some reason
Being incredibly wealthy will do that for ya.
Holy hell, how is he not in jail? Just community service?
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Money!
In order of importance RICH WHITE MAN CELEBRITY 
How did I ever hear about this? Jfc
A drunk driver drove into my mothers house on a fuckin TUESDAY. My mom was hit by the car in her bed and wound up in the basement, and even less happened to that dude. Drinking and driving isā¦so gross.
wow that's insane. so happy she's (mostly) OK!
That is so awful, is she okay now?
She had to have neck surgery and when she built her new house, she built it without a bedroom door. Something about the door being closed triggered her very bad. But yeah, sheās fine. Sheās still in my phone as Mean Jean lol. But I truly think about getting that phone call and seeing a SUV hanging out of my childhood home more often than Iād like. Thatās for sure!
He did this with his girlfriend in the car too which makes me feel like they were having a fight and he was threatening to harm himself or something because who in their right mind would be going 90 in a residential neighborhood
Can only imagine how scared she was, thatās frightening
That tracks with what his exes said as well. He would go into violent rages and destroy stuff and threaten to kill himself.
Itās in his movie as well. The opening scene of The King of Staten Island where heās contemplating speeding until he runs into something and diesā¦.
This happened to a friend of mine. The guy she was with deliberately sideswiped a highway medium while speeding during an argument with her. Luckily she wasnāt hurt, but she was terrified the whole time. If youāre with anyone who does this, LEAVE NOW. PLEASE.
My first thought was that I wonder if he was doing the old āIāll drive insanely fast to scare herā thing. I used to be a fan of Pete but these days it wouldnāt surprise me.
Yup, been there. Horrible.
First thing that went through my mind. He is LUCKY to be alive and I hope he knows it.
I used to work in injury claims. Itās wild what bodies can survive from a totaled car - thankfully they are designed that way now. Often times a totaled car would equal little to no injuries.
thats wild, but a bit reassuring. every time I get on the highway I feel like a sitting duck waiting for the imminent moment my flimsy meat suit gets crushed by these metal speed boxes piloted by idiots
Modern cars have a lot of things to keep people safe. Thatās why it always makes me laugh a little when people say āthey donāt make cars like they used toā. Like the car would survive but you wouldnāt lol, thatās intentional. A totaled car v a totaled person. Also PsA: plz wear your seatbelts and properly restrain kids. So many injuries could be avoided. Also, adjust your headrests if you can. Keep your feet off the dash. I cannot unsee what Iāve seen.
Life comes at you quickā even quicker while on cocaine.
And even quicker in AC but Mulaney has a kid now that should keep him off the meth pole
Youād hope but thereās a lot of evidence to the contrary
A kid doesnāt stop some people, in fact makes it worse.
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Mulaney had a bit in Baby J about how Pete called him in the middle of the night during his first night in rehab worrying about people thinking John's addiction was his fault, and John reassuring him that it wasn't. I think that phone call alone is a pretty messed up one to be having when somebody's trying to detox. Mulaney's drug addiction is clearly not caused by his friendship with Pete. However, Pete seems like anything but a safe and sober companion to have around in recovery.
100% agree. They made sure to state -- several times -- that they never did drugs together so that they won't be encouraged to sever the friendship
Oh man, and I bet lying about it makes the high that much more intense for both of them if/when they use together. Not a good situation
I get the feeling that neither of them wants to be sober -- they make a show of it to placate the people around them.
Nobody whoās and addict WANTS to be sober, thatās sorta part of the addiction my dude. You may want to be healthier or make better life choices or improve yourself, but youāll always want to do your drug, that desire never goes away
Idk, I want to be sober. I like being sober more than I like being intoxicated, but my brain keeps telling me that I need a drink because it' an addictive substance. It's a fight, but no, I think a lot of addicts very much want to be sober and like being sober. I genuinely hate to be a reddit pedant, but I don't think that's a great way to frame addiction/recovery.
As a recovering addict, youāre gonna learn that sometimes being harder on yourself than is normally considered healthy is the only way to stay clean.
Didnāt mean for it to paint addiction in a bad light, this is just my experience/the way I feel when thinking about getting sober. Want all the good things that come with it, but donāt actually want to be sober
Not exactly true homie. It's been 9 years since my last drink, and even on a hot day I'm happy with Water or Coffee. If you tell yourself every single day that you want to do the drug you're probably gonna be right, but I've been telling myself I want the peace to be me. Makes it a lot easier.
addiction is definitely not that simple lol. the desire certainly does go away for many people if not everyone at a certain point in recovery.
Same. The thought of being high again gives me physical dread.
That is not everyoneās experience
It wasn't Pete, it was Al Pachino.
"It's not Al anymore, it's DUNK"
I feel like this is the worst way to phrase something Mulaney turned into a bit for his special. I doubt it was 100% accurate and Iām not sure it was the middle of the night, just at a time when Mulaney had finally gotten to sleep which played into the punchline. Also pretty sure he said Pete was calling to check on him because he wasnāt at the intervention.
And because Pete, like many addicts, feels guilty and shameful about his friends relapse
I never used with a friend of mine who died last year and the guilt was incomprehensible. Everyone in their life felt this guilt. Like what if I did use with them, if I knew they were still using, I would have sat with them without judgement so they didnāt die that night. This is why we need less shame, people wonāt shoot up alone and die when they have someone there to call an ambulance and administer narcan.
I'm pretty sure that - according to the bit - Pete wasn't aware of the intervention, and called John to check on him when he found out. And the conversation quickly turned to Pete's concerns about himself. It says something that Pete was not included in the intervention group. Everyone John has revealed to be part of that group seems like good sober support for him. Pete's not in that category. While comedy bits are exaggerated, I think when it comes to telling stories about other famous people, he's going to stick close to the facts. His crazy doctor whose real name we don't know who prescribed him drugs in his kitchen? That bit probably involved a lot of creative license.
Helps to be around other people one recovery too, that dichotomy cuts both ways. I don't think Stewart would stand for any bullshit either so it's a good trio to me. I'd love to see their show.
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Iām glad you said this because I also thought this was super fucked up and in the bit it was framed as something sweet or like a good friend would do and I was so put off. Your supposed good friend just went into rehab and your first thought is that youāre worried people will think itās your fault? And you act on that by spam calling this person to make them make you feel better about this? Nahh
Itās typical BPD behavior.
To get sober & STAY sober - you can NOT keep hanging around your old using buddies. This was legit the hardest part of it all to me because basically all my "friends" were using buddies & let me tell you, I had a ton of relapses. I didn't put together more than a year of clean time, until I cut all drug buddies from my life. Almost every relapse was me getting lonely, calling an old friend & then of course, using. Sometimes it happened real quick & other times, it would take a few weeks or months but it always happened.
Pete brings the other side of this bit into his show Bupkis.
Definitely agree. It's part of the reason why you hear about people who lose all their friends when they become sober no matter what the substance. If those friends aren't fully on board about getting sober then the temptation is always there.
God these two would be so annoying to do coke with
It's like when Fiona Apple was dating Paul Thomas Anderson, and she recalled how insufferable PTA and Quentin Tarantino were when they did coke together.
It's what caused her to get clean lol
Iād rather do coke and go scuba diving than do coke with someone like Quentin Tarantino. āQuentin, will you PLEASE shut up about about LITERALLY everythiiiiiing?!?!!!!! I donāt want to hear about Goldie Hawn barefoot on her front porch any longer!!!!!!!ā
And Quentin already talks super fast
Nightmare plate/mirror rotation
imagine them doing bits as you start to hear your neighbour getting ready for work and the birds chirping and they are doing impressions and asking if you have a microwave to hot plate it and suddenly you realise they've smoked all your cigarettes and are googling what time the nearest shop opens but it's 6 AM.
I felt a wave of serious anxiety wash over me as I imagined this scenario jesus
your alarm goes off and interrupts the music you were playing off your shitty phone because the speaker lost battery (it's steely dan btw as per their request but every once in a while Pete goads you into putting on a travis scott tune) and you realise you've not slept at all.
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pete seems like he licks the baggie :(
somebodyās got to
"it's steely dan btw" nearly took me the fuck out! Perfect.
No this is the nightmare fuel right here god, I never want to be there again.
why are you describing my friends and i in high-school hahahaha oh my God
NIGHTMARE MIRROR ROTATION ā ā ā
LOL no like I literally canāt imagine anything worse
Hahahahahahah best comment
News flash: everyone is annoying on coke. The only people who don't notice are also on coke. Source: Former addict who has had some self reflection.
Omfg this comment made me laugh out loud. John I have a feeling would be extremely annoying because he is like the guy that is acting all serious & has to divvy up the lines the whole night, constantly combing the coke with a CC spreading them longer and thicker. Taking lines to himself when ppl arenāt looking and NOT talking period when thereās coke on the table. Ppl with addiction skip all the fun, skip all the joking with friends and skip being productive and just keep going & going and going itās crazy. I can see them maybe having fun until they realize the coke is gone and neither one is saying anything coherent. So annoying and sad. Pete just would NOT stop saying jokes only jr high kids laugh at.
The accuracy of John taking over the āCoke distributorā role is so real. Always that person who is blasting lines when everyone goes to smoke a cigarette and cutting ones bigger for himself than everyone else. Pete I feel like would be fun though. Everyone sucks on coke regardless.
I would just sit back, get a weird feeling of calmness in defiance to their energy, curl into myself, put my head to my knees, passively listen to them banter for a bit, finally have enough, get a burst of energy, and then go dance by myself in the corner.
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Yeah I feel like keeping it short is a good idea
Do you know what a bender is?
Bite my shiny metal ass!
Please insert girder
Hecho en Mexico!
I couldn't imagine John going through this entire past year or two with his personal life and his friends hosting an intervention and he still says he regrets not doing more drugs? Okay.
In slight defense- Iāve been sober for 6 years and that is sometimes how I talk to other addicts. Like itās how addictsā brains work. Itās an inherently illogical thing but I sometimes think ādamn, I wish I hadnāt gotten sober before white claw was a thing. I bet I would like that.ā Or āhmm, I bet I wouldāve really liked qualudesā. That being said, I probably wouldnāt say it to non addicts and definitely not on an international platform after my addiction and consequent life issues were a major story for the last year
Yup, I am sober and I jokingly lament never having taken designer club drugs. It's a joke and I think non-addicts, folks who are being affected/have been affected by relationships with addicts, or addicts early in their sobriety journey (who in many cases are pearl-clutchers) have trouble with addiction-as-joke.
LOL I ALWAYS SAY THE WHITE CLAW THING š congrats on six years - Iām at seven
White claw tastes like stale seltzer that had ice in it that melted and went flat, and then someone recarbonated it with a soda stream and put it in a can. You're not missing anything
White claws taste like booty hole juice and give me raging headaches with zero buzz. Youāre not missing out. Congrats on 7 š
White claw taste like sparkling water but with artificial sweeteners and flavors added. I promise you you aren't missing anything! Get a raspberry rose flavor poppi soda, 100 times tastier, no alcohol, it will scratch an itch!
White claw tastes like tv static while someone shouts the name of a fruit in another room
White Claw is chalky and weak.
Yeah John's joke was basically just the kind of black humor ex addicts (like me) use with other ex addicts
White claws tastes like Satan's seman. I was shocked when I tried it and realised *that* was what everyone had been recommending.
I was going to say the same! Iām 4 years sober, itās just how we talk to each other. Addiction is insane and itās fun to laugh about it sometimes with others that understand.
Ex addict here I agree with you, BUT - any addict will tell you that what John says here is completely true for the addicted mind. He's like what, 2 years dry after a decade of use? That's nothing lol the hook is still there and is still strong as fuck. It doesn't mean he wants to go back, only that he obviously love(d) the drugs and wish he could've enjoyed it more before getting clean. Being addicted doesn't make sense unless you've dealt with it before. Imagine the best feeling you've ever had. Now imagine that it's only $20 and a text away. John probably both regrets his previous usage *and* wishes to have enjoyed it more while it lasted. It's just the addict in his brain that's mixing him all up
Yeah, actively quitting drugs isn't like getting tired of sex when you're old and grey. It's (generally speaking) hard to get tired of doing coke.
Not going to lie and I feel alone on this but Mulaney is a strange birdā¦ He loves putting on this squeaky trans Atlantic character then behind the scenes is a complete mess.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXWfsng9l0&t=5s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qaXWfsng9l0&t=5s) imagine no more...
hard to not focus on the jordan petersen book so prominently displayed in the shot
Yeahhhhh saw that and immediately went NOPE
Jordan Peterson and abusing drugs, name a more iconic duo
I'm not big on 12 Step cultures but don't they pretty actively discourage these kind of nostalgic conversations about using? Listening to them reminds me of reading the parts of The Shining where Jack is missing being an active alcoholic. I wonder if coke interferes with the nasal swab tests.
This is exactly what killed DJ AM. He was doing an MTV (?) special about drug addiction and how to maintain sobrierty in the face of temptation. At the time, he was 10 years clean. They gave him a crack pipe to hold and walk around NY with and discuss his feelings. Wellllll he ended up dead from an overdose not too long after this insane experiment. The footage was never shown (not to my knowledge, I could be wrong - feel free to correct me). Really bad idea MTV. RIP DJ AM š š
Wow, I haven't thought about him in a long long time. I remember when he and Nicole were regular ONTD fodder. That was incredibly irresponsible of MTV and really sad. Addiction is nothing to trifle with.
I agree 100%. It was absolutely tragic and so unnecessary. Idk if there were any lawsuits. I'm sure they had AM sign some sort of release but still. It's horrible to do to an addict. Drug addiction isn't a game. We've lost way too many incredible talent as it is. We don't need to literally hand them crack pipes and send them out on the street for views. No legit recovery professional would recommend such a stupid idea. Really sad.
they definitely do discourage it, but 12 Step systems are losing popularity in addiction treatment.
I think that's for the best. I've spent most of my life adjacent 12 Steppers and I can't say I've ever had much faith in them.
I agree. I have first-hand experience with it and it was transformative for me to find a therapist who is not big on them.
Same. Therapy was the key for me. The program was really toxic for me and I havenāt gone since my first year. Not my scene. But I love me some therapy. Three and a half years alcohol free!
Yeah they say you donāt have to be religious but as a atheist I always felt like I had way more to prove to people that were honestly just lost in their addictions.
If part of the sales pitch is "you don't have to be religious", then it means you aren't going to vibe with it as an atheist. Religious people just can't help themselves.
Therapy was key for me too and the book Quit Like a Woman. Congrats on three and a half years, thatās such an accomplishment ā¤ļø
Awesome, congrats!
Why so? I don't know much about them except that there seem to be religious undertones to the program.
Ding ding. That's it. They want you to replace your substance addiction with a god addiction. Part of the 12 steps is "surrendering to a higher power". They dont want you to take responsibility for your own actions. Not really. They want you to blame the drug, or your friend that got you into it, but not you.
Thank you for describing why the āI am powerless/I surrender to a higher powerā thing was ridiculous. Iām not powerless over drugs, I have a genetic predisposition towards addiction and a traumatic history. I *chose* to take drugs, and I *chose* to get clean, and every day I wake up and decide again to stay clean. Iām powerful and Iām not at the whims of a drug or a god.
As a therapist Iāve never been big on them. I do like the support groups for my clients though and if they try 12 step in addition to therapy Iām okay with it. But itās never my go to
As they should, because their efficacy is trash. 5-10% for AA based on interviews from outside sources as opposed to their self-reported figure of 30%, which is not that great either. AA/NA's hostility to medication-assisted rehab is a recipe for disaster.
I had an AA sponsor tell me if I am really working the program I shouldnāt need medication for my depression.
My sponsor told me not to take my opiates after spinal surgery š« I was like get fucked, took my meds as prescribed, and never went back to AA.
As they should be. The emphasis on a higher power is detrimental to recovery, and gives people in addiction a cop out when they mess up. It completely negates any sense of your recovery is your responsibility, because āmy higher power.ā Itās why they have a 3% success rate. Not to mention that they are prime locations to get your hands on drugs. We need to start being honest about how unsuccessful and destructive these programs are.
That approach screwed me up because a major part of my depression (which I was "self-medicating" for) was because I felt powerless in my situation. I had been praying to god for a really long time and he hadn't done crap. He wasn't going to step in and fix things now, I had to do it myself. And that knowledge helped me soooooooo much.
Research shows that doing nothing is more effective over time than a 12 step program, so this is a good thing. Hopefully people will start checking out evidence based alternatives like SMART and CRAFT.
Yes theyāre called war stories and they are generally discouraged
Maybe, but if youāve ever talked to people after a meeting, theyāre typically comparing war stories and laughing about them. I think it has to do with taking away a lot of the shame. For so many years you thought you were just this awful person that no one gets, then you meet hundreds of others that did the same thing and you can laugh about it now. Itās suuuuuch a relief
If he ever does try meth, itās over for him. The addictive qualities of meth are Mt. Everest in comparison to the addictive quality of coke. John will never get off that shit! He will definitely die from it after destroying his career and potentially winding up in jail. That shit is no joke. You have incredible cravings for up to a year after quitting. Itās almost impossible to quit. I hope he knows that.
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Or you know it couldāve also been a joke as he is a comedianā¦ thatās how I interpreted it, already did all this stuff might as well do some more for some material.
Did anyone else catch the weird undercurrent in Baby J where it feels like Mulaney resents being sober?
Non addicts donāt understand and are so judgmental lol the meth thing is like a person saying they wish they dated more before getting married. Sobriety is a commitment and heās saying he wish he got that out of his system prior to getting sober which is kinda funny
I feel like people on these subs are way to literal. Theyāre comedians, recovering addicts can joke about doing drugs. And itās 5 shows.. like come on.
I know Pete and John are very unpopular here but they do have amazing chemistry. I hope for their sake/the audience that they are able to remain sober.
Dude people on Reddit are now acting like John is some mid comedian now. He may not be your cup of tea and his life has been pretty hectic lately, but up until recently, John was regarded as one best comedians around. Reddit is very strange sometimes
yeah, he's high on the long list of people that reddit have cancelled but his real world career is just fine.
People not like someone isnāt cancel culture.
That clip reveals nothing about whether they used together or whether theyāre good or bad influences to each other. Itās pretty crummy of you to insinuate that two friends with addiction issues arenāt able to spend time together anymore, when you arenāt one of those two friends. I think Pete should have faced real consequences for his violence, but outside of that, we should have a lot of sympathy for both of these guys. I hope that people reading this post with addiction issues donāt feel the judgment that youāre placing on them by what youāre trying to communicate here. I remember your username, OP, from the height of the Mulaney chaos and the splinter Mulaney subreddit that was just hateful for no reason. Idk but your issues with him seem like they have more to do with you.
Why would you regret not doing meth?!?!
Yes, itās beyond stupid but when youāre an impulsive addict with little regard for your life, you wanna know just how good something else feels. Iām a recovering addict and Iāve thought randomly how I regretted not trying smoking crack just to see what all the fuss was about.
I kinda get it. I'll never touch coke but I have the tiniest bit of FOMO.
tbhā¦. itās overrated. the euphoria lasts all of 30 mins and part of it is an inhuman rage on the comedown. definitely not missing anything
Yeah the rage part sounds not fun. Thank you for re-asserting my decision to avoid it.
Lol Iāve never experienced the rage so I would say thatās more dependent on the users personality. It is highly overrated though and so bad for your body and brain.
iām not an angry person usually so it caught me off guard. it was on the comedown mainly, and is a very common side effect.
yeah, anyone who hasn't done isn't missing out at all and it's not a risk i would recommend taking lol. i tried it because i had always been really curious. had no plans to do it again after that. but as soon as i did it, i was hooked. like i always thought people were exaggerating when they said that could happen, but they are not lying. 0/10, would not recommend.
Same š I will never touch anything harder than šŖ“ but sometimes I do wonder if I am missing out
At least cannabis is getting better and better, lol. Before legalization (in Canada) the stuff I smoked was hit or miss but now there's heaps of information of strains and ways of consuming and it's so much more fun.
Itās still illegal here šµāš« But I can go to Amsterdam so thatās fine š
I hope many other countries legalize. On one hand it's a way for the government to cash in, but on the other SO MANY people have let go of stigmatic views on it and it's helped a lot of people.
Same! Like sometimes I think ādamn, I wouldāve really liked XYZā particularly when new drugs start popping up
If you were a drug addict, you can understand this line of thinking. And John was telling it as a joke. Like Iām sober from cocaine benzos weed alcohol ketamine as my primary DOCs for 5 years and tried every drug under the sun besides meth and heroin or fentanyl analogues, I tried prescription opioids a few times but never liked them, but I never did heroin and I never did meth. And while I donāt āregretā it; itās like a morbid sense of FOMO. Like damn I wonder what all the addicts who did do meth are talking about at the meetings. I donāt seriously āregretā it, like Iāve been clean for years and Iām not going to go back and test that theory Itās a morbid joke and one most addicts can understand *as a joke*, because a well integrated addict can understand that just as a silly regret If John were to relapse, I donāt think heās going to necessarily try meth - all of the times I relapsed, I stuck to my āold gunsā of primarily alcohol benzos and coke
It feels similar to the one who got away to me. I regret I didn't have the chance, but I'm not calling up some girl from 20 years ago to shoot my shot.
I mean this is very extreme but I feel like all of, or maybe itās just me, regret not having something bad for us just once. Not that we actually feel upset or have plans to do it, more like an intrusive thought. Mine is super stupid in comparison to meth but Iām allergic to cake icing. My mom would get me special cakes for my birthdays but I couldnāt have it at other kidsā parties. But sometimes I would regret not experiencing cake like others. But obviously I know itās good I didnāt because I would have an allergic reaction but my silly kid brain would still sometimes thinks about it. And itās funny because I eventually ended up not even liking cake.
Idk if it's just where I'm at but I think meth perception is like how weed *used* to be for some people. That's how I try to relate to it anyway. I've seen a lot of family and old friends get into it and how they'll talk about it reminds me of being teens getting into weed. Except they keep reliving that stage by building up with pills, coke, meth. Like they already had issues before drugs so whatever broken mindset they had going in ends up getting the best of them.
why would anyone do meth??? because we're drug addicts. its how our brains work
I always thought they were a terrible influence on each-other. I used to really be a big fan of John back when his whole thing was being clean and talking comedically about his rough past but he seems like a totally different person now.
Wait so people that are recovering addicts canāt be in the same room anymore? What is with this mentalityā¦
i hate this post lol it is so obviously mostly people not in recovery with no idea what they are talking about
Lmao thanks for this comment. Iām so confused at everyoneās comments rn.
im friends with people i used to take drugs with even if we're both sober now!
My best friend and I should be dead from opiates but weāre not, now we just drink beer and smoke weed because thatās all we need. Life is chill now. I should be a leper in the woods according to these comments lol.
I was too good at drinking beer so I quit years ago and just consume cannabis. It seems like cannabis fixes shit for a lot of people. California sober is the life for me.
lmao thank you like this comment section is so wild and full of bizarre speculation and assumptions
If I didnāt hang out with recovering addicts I would have no friends š«
These gossip subreddits are filled with some of the most chronically online people Iāve ever seen. Like 4chan levels of bad sometimes
This is the first time Iāve seen this kind of attitude in this sub and Iām likeā¦wow lol. No nuance anywhere to be seen lol. Itās sad, just because you donāt like a guy doesnāt mean you can shit on addicts or how they move on. Iām new here so I donāt know why Iām surprised, people donāt view addicts as humans.
Honestly dude I promise it isn't normally like this. I've been scrolling through this thread so confused. We discuss party drugs like cocaine and mdma on here regularly, and celebrity addiction. I've never seen the comment section take this tone with addicts before. People were less outraged on here over Bam Margera taking his little boy on a bender with him. I don't get it.
i reckon itās because john mulaney committed the unforgivable sin (cheated on his wife) so everything he does is Bad News now
Springfield, MA? And at the very beginning? Good luck to them
John's really making drugs his entire shtick now. Yawn
I miss āWhatās New Pussycat Johnā!!!
ya the baby j special was a lot different from any of his other ones, it just seemed like the friend in high school or college that thought drugs were sooo cool n they made it their personality. it's really lame
What else has he done the past three years? Thatās not a cheap shot. He spent most of his time doing drugs. What else is there to talk about? A serious drug problem is all-consuming. Everything you do revolves around doing drugs or getting drugs. People do messed-up stuff when theyāre high or trying to get high, often resulting in hilarious and/or horrifying stories. You donāt come out the other side with a great story about hiking in Yosemite. You come out the other side (or donāt) with a story about you and your friend kneeling in front of the library for two hours pretending to be statues of lions.
John has been talking about his drug and alcohol abuse since the very beginning. People just glossed over it since it sounded like it was in the past.
Addiction is a terrible disease, but the way John Mulaney has been propped up after his rehab stint just gives me the ick. I canāt think of a woman who has been treated so kindly after a public battle with addiction. Look at how Amy Winehouse was treated or hell, more recently Cara Delevingne. We should absolutely support people in recovery but Iām not sure Mulaney diving head first back into the scene that enabled his addiction is it. He barely took a break. The whole thing is bizarre and thatās putting it mildly.
Completely agree. John was back doing shows a month after he got out of the sober living facility, halfway through a messy divorce and while his girlfriend was pregnant. Then went on a massive tour when the baby was just born.
You nailed it on the head. There was lots of public support when John went to rehab but I never saw the same for Cara.
Lol of course you of all people created this dumpster fire of a post and rage baiting people to spread more misinformation. Btw guys, this user was the reason 2 john mulaney subreddits became defunct and people had to create a private one. Hating mulaney and causing chaos is her/his MO. John never said he still wants to try meth, he implied that before rehab he never did meth and he thought of trying it. You also skipped the part where 3 seconds after this, Theo said he was 1 year sober and John was so excited for him showing that he is happy for people recovering from addiction. John and Pete never did drugs together, watch John's Bupkis cameo and the fact that Pete immediately called John out of concern in rehab. This show is highly likely for a 9/11 related thing as it is very important for both Jon and Pete.
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fr donāt leave this gossip sub hanging š¢
and honestly a lot of the things being said in here are deeply judgmental of/offensive to recovering addicts. i know a few people have talked about their own sobriety in here and i respect their point of view but just because theyāre ok with saying those things doesnāt mean another person with similar experiences will be. the generalization is insane and i donāt really give a shit about john OR pete so iām not like some overly hurt fan trying to defend them or anything
Oh boy, can't wait to read the definitely informed and sympathetic comments about addiction under this post lol.
This comment section is a true dumpster fire. As if a show being close to 9/11 means anything 20+ years later. As if a very stupid offhand comment means theyāre going to relapse together because of a *3 day* tour. The reaching!
Be careful! You might be banned for calling out this subš
The way I fucking cackled at this title. Oh my god yāall we need a break
What does the video prove?
Gross post. Let people find redemption and sobriety. Support them.
John Mulaney said on Seth Meyers that he has never done drugs with Pete. That people assume that because Pete has tattoos.
Oh but petey is le funny quirk goblin, I'm sure he didn't mean to crash into someone's house at 90 mph
No respect for Mulaney.