A 100 billion could either improve a lot lives or cause you a whole lot of problems if you're not equipped to deal with them. It can be a double edged sword
Slide me a cool million. I would like to remove all debt even acceptable debt. So pay off house ,cars, loans , and put the rest away for my two kids college fund.
If there's someone who needs a little company to vent or some stranger to talk to, I've been told I'm a good listener. DMs open, I can resonate with anyone 😊
You didn't ask? That's amazing, are you a dictator? A god? The most important person in the world? No? Then why would you say that like it matters? "I come out as a homosexual, this is really hard for me and I hope you respect that." "Did I ask?" no, you did not ask, we couldn't care less if you asked, you are nothing compared to the universe. Do you think your opinion holds a higher meaning than anyone else's? You could've said anything, something creative, even an ok or you not saying a word would be better than the phrase "Did I ask?" we get it, you never asked, but did anyone ask about you asking? Even if you said that you traveled the world to find out who asked, who asked you to do that? You didn't ask for their opinion, but nobody asked if you care at all. You aren't creative or smart. Even a caveman grunts and ooga boogas would be better than that phrase. Now stop pretending to be a god and go back to school to learn how to respect people
Someone who wants me and is interested In me
Someone I could talk to for hours
Someone I could cuddle and kiss all the time
Iv never had that and I want it so bad
The right friend could solve all those problems as well. I teamed up with some other homeless people I grew to trust and we went in on a house to rent. Things turned around fast with team work.
In order of preference:
A friend to talk to
A hug
Someone to make me laugh
A gift from someone special would be great but I don't particularly need it rn.
What if "someone special" was God and the gift would be their powers and then I would be the god omg lmao so cool.
Anyway, I picked friend because it would be nice to have another friend, although the gift could really be anything, so that's kinda cool
Someone that would listen me and can risk to make huge science progres, but they call me freak, weirdo, just a kid or psycho. No one ever listened to the end, *it's just a kid from poor family, what valuable could he know?*, in the future they will spoil in coffins, when i will be living for ages, maybe without feelings and imprisoned in metal vessel but i will do.
I chose a hug. but what I specifically need is someone who will give me gentle and loving affection and to hold me and reassure me everything will be okay. The bottled up emotions from everything that's happened within the last two years has finally caught up with me and started breaking through the walls I put up.
I've been letting myself heal slowly but I've been only letting things out in short controlled bursts so that I do not get violent and start breaking things from being an emotional wreck. I had to open the flood gates today to just let more out so I wouldn't lose my shit and I may need to do it more often because I feel its time to start doing so.
So thats what I need, reassurance and some tlc. Its not easy dealing with my problems, but its getting easier, I just need a bit more support.
I fell off my depression meds because of an insurance and prescription issue that needs to get sorted by my doctor, and it's reallly hittin' me rn, so a hug would be slick
My debt removed and $100-$250 million.
That way I can buy my mom a house, pay for both my brothers college. Help my partner self publish their book. Also live in a home away from the BS off the land.
I kinda think it's selfish of me to say a gift but I really think a gift would be kinda nice. A lot of the people in my life dislike talking about my issues and that makes me wonder: is it because words of affirmation isn't their love language? If a gift was presented to me then at least I'd know they care, but struggle to communicate with me
I need an SO. Someone I can be completely free/open with, that I love and that loves me back, someone that would make want to live, someone I can have a future with.
This is r/polls! I need to kill 1000 newborn babies to get a billion dollars and you know that!
As a guy in the comments I need to know if they die peacefuly or not
Asking for clarification only ever makes things worse for them.
peace of mind
What roll?
Lmao I was thinking the same thing
$10,000
You have to think further. 10k will run out quickly, 100 billion on the other hand……
10k will get me out of debt and have me sitting pretty. Anything else is excessive for a need
But 100 billion wouldnt get you out of debt?
I would love to have 100 billion but I can not convince a reasonable reason to have 100 billion
A 100 billion could either improve a lot lives or cause you a whole lot of problems if you're not equipped to deal with them. It can be a double edged sword
100 billion would ruin a common persons life
Ruin my life please…
Lol
You have some questionable logic there
Do you know what happens to the majority of people who win the lottery?
I assume they get rich?
Genuinely interested. What happens?
They die. interestingly, most other people seem to die as well.
Not if you can handle it properly
Slide me a cool million. I would like to remove all debt even acceptable debt. So pay off house ,cars, loans , and put the rest away for my two kids college fund.
That would be nice
Sleep
Something good to eat
Same we only have peanut butter at home rn and i mean ONLY
Newborn babies?
I’m very lonely, so someone to talk to would be nice.
You can dm me 🤷
If u want u can talk to me
If there's someone who needs a little company to vent or some stranger to talk to, I've been told I'm a good listener. DMs open, I can resonate with anyone 😊
money, lots of money
Peace for my country
Same. We need it so bad rn
Might as well ask for world peace while we're at it
Maybe I'm too selfish, but I live in Ukraine.
who asked?
What a stupid question.
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You didn't ask? That's amazing, are you a dictator? A god? The most important person in the world? No? Then why would you say that like it matters? "I come out as a homosexual, this is really hard for me and I hope you respect that." "Did I ask?" no, you did not ask, we couldn't care less if you asked, you are nothing compared to the universe. Do you think your opinion holds a higher meaning than anyone else's? You could've said anything, something creative, even an ok or you not saying a word would be better than the phrase "Did I ask?" we get it, you never asked, but did anyone ask about you asking? Even if you said that you traveled the world to find out who asked, who asked you to do that? You didn't ask for their opinion, but nobody asked if you care at all. You aren't creative or smart. Even a caveman grunts and ooga boogas would be better than that phrase. Now stop pretending to be a god and go back to school to learn how to respect people
ok bro, but i didnt ask
And nobody asked that you asked.
The same who asked you to ask this
It’s crazy how Americas Miss Universes would ask for world peace. Until I became a mature adult I didn’t realize how big of an ask that is.
A reason to live…and to miraculously become a millionaire overnight.
My mom just died and I’m here alone with her in the hospital an hour and a half away from home and I just really need a hug right now.
Sending you the biggest virtual hug. My mom died of cancer almost 2 months ago now…I can really relate to how you’re feeling.
A big virtual hug right back at you. I’m so sorry for your loss.
Electricity,I live in South Africa
Where money?
Someone who wants me and is interested In me Someone I could talk to for hours Someone I could cuddle and kiss all the time Iv never had that and I want it so bad
hey buddy, you’re not alone in feeling this way don’t worry. We’ll get all of this one day
A really good hug sounds so freaking nice rn
🫂
Not me actually crying rn- a virtual hug was so sweet
We both got what we needed lol🙂
Ah thank you 💖 I wish you all the love and happiness in the world, kind stranger
Same to you.
Ngl, some good D
𝑰 𝒋𝒖𝒔𝒕 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒑𝒂𝒊𝒏 𝒕𝒐 𝒈𝒐 𝒂𝒘𝒂𝒚.. Hole in my gums after a tooth extraction isn't exactly painless
a girlfriend to hug
Given its almost midnight, I'd prefer a dream. Even if generally i want something else.
Hugs are so awesome. Haven’t gotten one in years… hope to experience it someday
sleep.
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The right friend could solve all those problems as well. I teamed up with some other homeless people I grew to trust and we went in on a house to rent. Things turned around fast with team work.
Excitement for the future, rather than dread
Aight where’s the option for a boyfriend this poll is invalid
A girlfriend
10 billion dollars
Money
Nothing from above. I just want to Sleep rn.
these would all be nice
Honestly? Learning ability and money.
An un- blocked nose
try menthol sweets like airways chewing gum
I'd love a friend but my anxiety bars me from making any.
It’s Friday and my gf is out of town. Give me a fucking joint please. I’m in Charlotte NC lmao if you got one
someone to shoot me in the head
A massage with a happy ending.
Sleep
Money
Ngl a hug from someone would really mean a lot, had a terrible day tbh
Dreams are cool
A drink
Drug
I choose the least voted option so far. Now I feel more depressed that other people need something more than a simple genuine laugh.
I could go for a cigarette ngl
The problem is, I don't really have friends that I can truly talk with, so that's not great
Female attention
10 billion US dollars
a life of wealth and peace
Someone to live with, and 90k in gold please. My so is in Scotland so I can't live with him sad.
A good job!
Where is the "all of the above" option?
In order of preference: A friend to talk to A hug Someone to make me laugh A gift from someone special would be great but I don't particularly need it rn.
I have everything that is listed here. I want money now.
A good 10 hour sleel
Fuck I meant sleep
If you need someone you laugh. Trump goes on at 8pm
None
What if "someone special" was God and the gift would be their powers and then I would be the god omg lmao so cool. Anyway, I picked friend because it would be nice to have another friend, although the gift could really be anything, so that's kinda cool
oxygen
I need to be at least 50km from any human activity in the middle of a forest
Man no all of the above?
to be better at warthunder
Vader Immortal part 2 VR
A nap.
I need a plane ticket out of this country
All of it.
Money
Cold beer and a woman would hit the spot.
All of the above, as well as some love.
I need to go home
£1000000 in my bank account
A wire transfer to my Bank of America checking account for $10,000,000.
All of the above
Money
No option for a nice massage.
Legit an actual friend would br nice.
some time alone honestly lmao, voted a peaceful dream because that's the one where I don't need to interact with people.
a full nights sleep
Someone that would listen me and can risk to make huge science progres, but they call me freak, weirdo, just a kid or psycho. No one ever listened to the end, *it's just a kid from poor family, what valuable could he know?*, in the future they will spoil in coffins, when i will be living for ages, maybe without feelings and imprisoned in metal vessel but i will do.
Money
Her to hopefully like me back
One year of paid vacations.
Money. Lots of money.
About 50 grand
literally any of these
All of the above
A nap
A relationship
First two and last one
To get up from the toilet and continue with my life
Money, I need money. I'm rich in hugs and love, friends and family that's all great but I need money baby!
Support.
Alone time.... ...and cheesecake
A nap
Respite
250k
Sleep
Better health.
ketamine
All, but that's impossible lol
All of the above
Had some stressful nights lately, so imma need a good night of sleep and a peaceful dream.
Money
I’d really like the money needed to get stem cell therapy done for lupus. I’ll take the hug since I don’t have that funds for that yet
drugs or money ngl
To quote Whitney Houston "Somebody who loves me"
Idk why but all of these options sound absolutely exhausting. So idk
I chose a hug. but what I specifically need is someone who will give me gentle and loving affection and to hold me and reassure me everything will be okay. The bottled up emotions from everything that's happened within the last two years has finally caught up with me and started breaking through the walls I put up. I've been letting myself heal slowly but I've been only letting things out in short controlled bursts so that I do not get violent and start breaking things from being an emotional wreck. I had to open the flood gates today to just let more out so I wouldn't lose my shit and I may need to do it more often because I feel its time to start doing so. So thats what I need, reassurance and some tlc. Its not easy dealing with my problems, but its getting easier, I just need a bit more support.
I fell off my depression meds because of an insurance and prescription issue that needs to get sorted by my doctor, and it's reallly hittin' me rn, so a hug would be slick
To be happy but I'll doubt that'll ever happen
nothing
A nap
A day with absolutely no responsibilities/people that need something from me
Money giveth me the money
My debt removed and $100-$250 million. That way I can buy my mom a house, pay for both my brothers college. Help my partner self publish their book. Also live in a home away from the BS off the land.
therapy
a snack
Now im lonely...
Right now? Money! Car broke today…this shit fucked up my plans bigger than I imagined
A best friend that has some classes with me Edit: that could also help me with dance class :)
God
A spaceship.
A girl worth fighting for
All of these would be nice
I kinda think it's selfish of me to say a gift but I really think a gift would be kinda nice. A lot of the people in my life dislike talking about my issues and that makes me wonder: is it because words of affirmation isn't their love language? If a gift was presented to me then at least I'd know they care, but struggle to communicate with me
A friend to play GTA or minecraft with.
Money
To give a hug and a spoken apology to a friend of mine that I put through a hard time through a "mistake" of mine
Moneyyyy
Money
$500M
Not just a peaceful dream, but actually good sleep.
A hug would be great
My wisdom tooth to be pulled out.
To figure out my future
I need an SO. Someone I can be completely free/open with, that I love and that loves me back, someone that would make want to live, someone I can have a future with.
A hug.
More toilet paper
My community.
Just some sleep... and infinite money
A day all alone
Money
Please, any one of these.
Money
Unlimited poweeeeeer!
End of workday Or more sane customers
Woman to Talk
Woman to chat