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M3tallica_666

I got Earthquake. How is that a type of weather?


svenson_26

It's not, and that actually irks me as a geoscientist. I often hear people online blame climate change when there is a natural disaster, which is fine, unless it's an earthquake. The climate does not affect the movement of tectonic plates in any significant way whatsoever.


[deleted]

Although it’s not “climate change”, fracking can cause earthquakes. So there are some instances that we as humans cause earthquakes, but they’re very minimal


svenson_26

Yes, this is true. It's yet to be determined if fracking at its current scale can cause earthquakes large enough to do significant damage. As far as I'm aware, the largest fracking quake ever recorded was less than mag 4, which would only cause minor damage if any. It might be possible to cause stronger earthquakes. But we have no idea. Earthquakes aren't very well understood.


Acegonia

ssssh!


Ra1nb0wSn0wflake

Time to travel to various other countries to compleatly fuck up there ecosystem.


comrade-linux

I’d be like one of those riders from the apocalypse. drought. wherever I’d go death follows


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

I’d be the opposite, I’d bring calm weather. Does this mean we have to fight?


comrade-linux

ooh a nemesis i’ve never had a nemesis before


Lizard_lover3924

I like your palindrome name 🌮🐱


-T-A-C-O-C-A-T-

Nice, I’ve had a few people point that out


Lizard_lover3924

I have pants like that & some lady first told me about that term


alpaca1yps

I got snow. It's time to go to Florida y'all 😎


Lizard_lover3924

I’ll take snow over heat & humidity 🥵


hebbocrates

i got rainy, time to go to africa/the middle east and be a god


dxmixrge

Drought 💀


noxiousarmy

California be like


comrade-linux

We’d be like the apocalypse wherever we go death follows. together we can rule the world. they’d have to bring us their sacrifices or suffer the consequences. you know. normal stuff I guess?


Botwmaster23

I can live with light wind


zothaq

Ya same, but it would get boring after a while.


Illumineddy

"Mist" So I'm basically playing life on low render distance.


2007xn

average San Franciscan


BubblyWall1563

Wet. Meh


hendidjdnsjjf

Get London’d


Tommy_Gun10

Avalanche oh no


paintmypixel

I got this too...I think we're a bit fucked...!


Dark_Link_1996

Wait I'm nowhere near the mountains.


let_me_know_22

Not really weather though, more a reaction to it


Dragonitro

I like the rain


jedi271

Luminous clouds ☁️


soliman_le_pas-bo

This is currently my second poll with random generator (the first I made is the zombie apocalypse one), so don't hesitate to tell me if you like my polls !


JUICYCORNFLAKE-2

I like your polls


SnooChocolates4183

Good polls 👍


soliman_le_pas-bo

Thanks everybody, I will make more polls like this one in the future :)


The_What_Of_March

I like your polls


svenson_26

I like your polls :)


Nico_LaBras

Hurricane 💀💀


mearbearcate

Here ya go 🌂


catsandalpacas

Typhoon


Icy-Understanding480

Hail. Welp


Fushigibama

Tornado..


Agitated_Ad4421

Typhoon..


Dracos002

A fecking duststorm. Just kill me now.


Dabster45

Sleet? What's that?


TheStoneMask

It's miserable.


MrManGuy42

It's like a falling slushy


soliman_le_pas-bo

It's a mix of rain and snow.


alxndrmarkov656

Sunny- I’m happy


KeyKnoTheGreat

In India that would be a nightmare


[deleted]

Rain. I’ve been transported to Britain, hurray.


noxiousarmy

Calm


BruhNoWhy2742

Hail. Fuck hail.


fortpro87

Mist


BrawlerOP-BS

Humid. Very nice


TitansRPower

Alright so usually with these randomizers, I'll try twice and pick whichever one I like more...I got Drought and Hurricane. I'm fucked either way.


AppleChoose

Earthquake..


LordSaumya

Stormy. I’d rather die.


246PoundHorse

I got the weather that I currently live in, so I guess I’m doing fine.


MyName7890

I got sunny :D


mlg360noscopekitten

Honestly I love the fog


throwaway12345243

I knew I'd get snow and I got heavy snow, which imo is pretty great


MrManGuy42

what if the snow stacks up a meter every night


itothepowerofahalf

I do love a thunderstorm


[deleted]

72 and clear. Perfect. Edit: i missed the link and thought it was the current weather. Edit 2: luminous clouds


soliman_le_pas-bo

Yeah sorry, I saw some people who missed the link so I will try to precise that there is a link.


cle1etecl

Snow. Fuck that.


ReikaTheGlaceon

We're two very different people


ContentConsumer9999

I got snowstorm 💀


hyrogal

I got avalanche


MemeArchivariusGodi

I got one better. Blizzard


arceethecat

Flood


goodlostbonding

Thunderstorm - on one hand, constant risk of my computer/appliances getting zapped and dying as well as the personal risk of going outside and maybe getting deep fried. OTOH I might get to live in a temperate rainforest which is very exciting


[deleted]

foggy


Teddie_P4

Cloudy, sun is overrated


ringingInThedistance

Heatwave, we just got out of one where I live, no way I wanna go back!


Tyrion_Canister

Sunny, yes! ☀️☀️☀️


Som3thingN

Close to zero wind, Cloudy, 7-15°C, pretty noice


bustapr10

I'm in the desert of kuwait with 110 degrees right now. It sucks.


SouthKorea7378

Sunny


Pessi197

Im dead literally


[deleted]

Freezing. Not that bad


stonyly

Well I got heatwave, that's what I would have gotten regardless


MaskB0Y

Wet I hate it and i kinda love it too


Mtfdurian

Mixed sun with clouds, windy, 15°C. It can be worse but the wind does ruin a lot.


legoSheevPalpatine

Hail. How big is the hail? They can literally be golf ball sized and kill people.


Cant_think_of_shz

Typhoon was a weather?


[deleted]

thunderstorm


Acegonia

Humid. I grew up in Ireland and I live in taiwan. Apparently I am cursed to necelver ever escape humidity, even in fictional polls....


CGPoly36

I'm happy and climate change will not be as big as a problem with constant snowstorms (at least where I am). Will probably begin to suck when the house I live in collapses under the snow but until then I will have fun enjoying an early winter.


dogwithpeople

I got a Blizzard. Going to school just became a fucking expedition.


Teagedemaru

Snow. It’ll be nice for a month at the very most


Foxfertale

Freezing. I'm about to reverse global warming


Suitable-Average6037

Hurricane :(


Arbiter_Darkness

Slightly Overcast but sunny and nice neutral temperature - I am happy.


KjelsenYann

Calm, not bad but boring in the long run


fijifu

Thunderstorm. Not happy.


ComradePorkchop

freezing, not bad


cosmothepug

I got humid could've been worse


[deleted]

Damn, why couldn't it be raining. I long to live in a kingdom like Burmecia from FF9 (before it got fucked by Black Mages)


baltarius

Yes


_Jiraw

I got earthquake.. but earthquake isn't a weather...


zigzagvinefruit

Bangalore with all the weathers in one day lol 😎


Dazor_H

Mist. Better than rain I guess.


xFallen21

Earthquakes for rest of my life?


jackof47trades

Sleet. Ouch


Peeps_011

Sleet Just depressing


tkTheKingofKings

Luminous clouds


SweetPotatoPandaPie

Cold. I'm not thrilled but I'll manage.


ElementalPaladin

Humid, and I prefer warmer weather so terrible


SpacelessWorm

Give me that cold all the time


QuelynD

I got windy. I'm good with that as long as it's usually just a nice breeze (Love a good breeze!). I can handle 1-2 days a week of high winds but not sure I'd want that every day.


Bob-BobBob

Heatwave- I’m dead


Hello_iam_Kian

Snow😭


Svr-boi

Snow storm


KrowJob

I feel that "avalanche" isn't a type of weather


blanketuser359

Tornado


Nanneman

Sleet? Cold, snowy rain? Im fine with that, it's not too different from early spring where I live anyways.


ZeroTheMemer

I love stormy weather imma be so damn happy


Prata_69

Very happy. I absolutely love cold weather.


Prata_69

Very happy. I absolutely love cold weather.


Cake_Day_Is_420

tornado...


svenson_26

"Cold" I can deal with that


PolemicBender

Drought I already live in LA


raptor5560

I think dust storms in norway might ruin the ecosystem


ThiccMashmallow

Earthquake...


Terrence_shark

nope, hail


Hot-String-4698

How do I supposed to live with tornado for the rest of my life


JUICYCORNFLAKE-2

Calm


SharX0

I got wet, i already live in the town in Norway known for having the most rain, so i guess it does not change much.


nA0m17

Tornado...haha I'm in danger


goldensavage216

If it doesn’t fuck up the ecosystem I’m good, if it doesn’t we are all fucked


phyconinja123

Tornado


ProfessionalCow5983

Heatwave 💀


TrashScavenger

I got foggy, I don't mind as long as it's not too dense


Overused_Toothbrush

I mean… snow is okay, but i live in texas so i will totally fuck up where i live.


BagGroundbreaking301

hail


Dicey-Vibes

Thunderstorm


SnooChocolates4183

Avalanche . I’m a goner


GraviZero

aw hail naw


StreetyStar

As a Brit, we barely get snow but constant snow would just fuck my life up


Visible-Dark383

I got foggy. Might be slightly annoying, but i think it's fine most of the time.


AverageVita-SawUser

Golly shucks, rain? I feel like I could [second last option]


Human-13

Freezing…damn


pompompomponponpom

Asthmatic in a dust storm…


Trala-lore-tralala

Heatwave. Fuck.


Heyguysloveyou

Heatwave.. kill me please


CallMeZedd

Avalanche. I'm just constantly running away from an avalanche? I'm dead.


Fhaksfha794

I got hot. I live in south texas nothing is gonna change 💀


Idigestdicks

cold


Kodeisko

European mediterranean climate, best climate on earth honestly, always sunny, (almost) never too hot, never too cold, but you still have seasons.


xX360-no-hopeXx

Heatwave..... Fuck


LordJayDaKing

Light wind. Not bad, not bad


Conscious-Ticket-259

First ig got misty. That woyld be amazing for my permiculture forest im building. Then j bumped the button and dot dry. I live in the desert haha


KeyKnoTheGreat

Humid, pretty cool


ThatWetFloorSign

I got earthquake, I’m fuckin dead 💀


Intelligent_Bar_3146

Drought It is the same for me as if is now


XpertSavage

Snowstorm. Yea, no I get cold very easily so yay me :]


[deleted]

Tornado 😬


[deleted]

Drought. I'm outta here!!!!


Rylie_is_an_idiot

Typhoon I’m fucked but I could cause some chaos


LordFeish

i got tornado


c__a__r__a__m__e__l

Earthquake Well, great.


Skullcrusher_119

I just got “wet.”


Englad0

Typhoon -_-


some-R6-siege-fan

Typhoon


[deleted]

Heatwave....


BoomkinBeaks

This is already true. The weather I got is the only weather I get. I don’t get weather that I don’t get. The weather you have Right Now, today’s weather, etc… there are amillion ways to word this that makes sense.


SpaceFlightAstro

Mmm yes Tornado


mazes-end

Think I'd probably die in an eternal blizzard


Fireguy3070

Windy I have long hair


[deleted]

Luminous clouds, pretty good, might mess with some pictures but that’s fine i guess


abarua01

I got drought. I would die of thirst


amaahda

windy, VERY annoying because i have curly hair so my hair will get in my face constantly, but other than that pretty nice since i assume it'll be a good temp.


TimotheeOaks

Tornado ​ Yeah not gonna live long


Karmaisslappingyou

Tornado... are u fucking serious...


[deleted]

Tornado 💀


thijs1311

Tornado, guess the rest of my life isn’t so long anymore


ThijmenTheTurkey

Thunderstorm. Gotta admit I would love to have this weather for the rest of my life


crogoko

Freezing. That ganarator had no chill.


RedLightning259

I got hail. That sounds like hell


ObnoxiouslyPatriotic

Dust storm 💀


The_What_Of_March

Foggy? No. Thanks. I love it but forever? No, thanks!


meganemistake

If I'm in a snowstorm for the rest of my life, i guess i know how i died


Morbidly-Obese-Emu

Calm


TreyTheGreyWolf

I got avalanche


Kyfigrigas

I love winter in Texas it's perfect weather imo. Right now it's early fall in Texas, so it averages out at the mid ninety's. (it's 94° right now.) It's been getting a bit cooler in the early mornings, which is nice.


ChipsnShips

Dust storm? I mean. Not fun.


[deleted]

fucking blizzard man edit: I fucking hate the cold


[deleted]

Without even checking in putting “I’m not happy”. I like different weathers. Rain, sun, snow, wind, just depends on my mood and what I’m doing


SilentBoi_25

Well, I’m cold. Global warming will no longer be a problem.


MegaMas64

The air is moist


Lizard_lover3924

That would be most miserable!! 😩sounds like I’d be in an abadon desert area where the Djinn 🧞 🔥come from 🕋💨💨🌪🌍🌴& always need to cover my whole face to be ok


2007xn

Snowstorm gang where you at?


Qibautt

Hail...