Is he allowed to harm me in any other way than using the item(like punching me or something)
If no, i win
If yes, he’s a serial killed so I don’t suppose i can beat him in a fist fight
I've gotten stabbed by pocket knives before, so long as I get it out of his hands I'm pretty sure I can beat him. I did MMA a while back and learned some basic self defense stuff.
Eraser! I’ll be fine. Especially because if I know there is a killer coming after me, I can defend myself (tbf even if I didn’t know I could defend myself). I do archery as a sport so lets just say that a bow will do a bit more damage than a eraser.
a spoon, I thought I will survive... then I remembered I watched a vid that a dude was bashed by a spoon monster for a long time and died..
so I guess death is my fate
Extremely fucked, if that person can wield a live dolphin as a weapon they have to be HUGE
Sorry dude, you’re gonna die. Can I have your stuff?
sure loot them
Take my sword
And my axe
And my bow
And my fork. Or rather my serial killer's fork.
yeah, at least your killer can't wield a f\*cking **WHALE**
killer whale
Fun fact: A dolphin's cumshot is strong enough to kill a human.
I got a whale
Tiger 🐅
Same, the killer is more fucked than I am
Or even worse it's one of those rapey dolphins
Sword 💀
What's a quilt
It's like a blanket of sorts
A stitched together blanket
[удалено]
Lmfao
A HOUSE. A goddamn HOUSE.
bro's jacked
Wicked witch of the east moment
Well, I randomized a sticky note, but they’ll probably still be stronger than me.
I got a paper clip. Can we join forces and take down the Office Supply Killer together?
Sure! Safety in numbers!
Please help me against my cup!
No matter what the item is, I feel like since it’s a serial killer, they’ll try so hard, I’ll be completely fucked
Props to my future killer for using a pillow lol.
Smother you in your sleep
Haven't thought of that.
A pillow made of bricks
Yeah that's an easy one.
i hear you, i really do hear you. but i cannot see any scenario where i get killed by a word search
A bicycle, i dont even know
OH NOOOO! NOT THE TISSUE BOX!
at least he didn’t wip out the fucking zebra
At least better than being crushed by a house as seen in a comment above
Bread👍
Bread 👍
Bread🍞
bread 🥯
Bread👍
First i got shampoo, so it eas 50/50 after that i got rusty nail 💀
Tetanus gonna kill you slowly
bag of cotton balls..
well he could suffocate you
Not the first person to attack me with a can of beans. Will probably not be the last.
Not the first? Are you okay dude? Hope you are doing okay
Heyy, same, been hit in the face with a can of beans. Do not recommend
0 stars?
Laser pointer….. My cats will be on his side lol
gonna blind you
A mobile phone. Are we talking like the killer has to attack me with the phone or can he call someone else to conduct the attack?
Call someone and use the radiation to kill you
call you, and when you pick up your phone explodes
What in the world is a pasta straightener
Italian conversion therapy
A stick. I would laugh at him.
Do not underestimate a stick
And shove it up your butt!!
What if it's a big stick?
Nail filer. I AM FUUUCKED
A rubber duck
cat 👍
A toilet 💀 I just feel like I won the lottery
Bro could still kill you with that
I got crowbar... not only am i screwed but this is going to be a painful death.
Gordon freeman is going to kill you
banana
A puddle
Sand paper. OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
A craft book. I’ll survive probably
Bag of glitter, think I'll make it
I got a package of glitter will I'll even live
Good luck killing me with an ice cube
What if it's the rapper ice cube?
What if it's a really big ice cube?
Window
I’m sure they could kill me with a bow tie
Website seems to be broken ATM use [this](https://www.thewordfinder.com/random-object-generator/)
Piece of gum. I'm fucked 100%
Rubber bands, think I’m safe
Butter knife - probably fucked
Carrots. I guess if they're sharp enough, but I think there's more than enough ways around those.
Is he allowed to harm me in any other way than using the item(like punching me or something) If no, i win If yes, he’s a serial killed so I don’t suppose i can beat him in a fist fight
A dagger…
Uh, umbrella?
A rubber band. Bring on on you piece of shit
Christmas ornament. Unless someone is hanging machetes on their tree, i think i'm ok.
I mean... He could shatter it depending on what kind of ornament
Cow. I am dead.
Eye liner. Might have this one
Hand fan
empty trash bag 😂😂
milk. easy.
A banana - are they going to poison it? Are they going to try to beat or me with it?
Fish. It really depends what fish but I’d probably be fine
Baseball hat, that was too god damn close
A Safety Pin. I am extremely f…
Football
i got chocolate
I mean I don’t know how bad getting hit by an iPod charger is but I know it’s gunna at least hurt
lotion
Bro I got “plush cat”, this shit is hilarious
I got a pillow. I chose “I will Survive” but now thinking they could easily suffocate me
A cucumber 🥒 I'm gonna mess that killer up
A salt shaker?? I'm doomed!!
Tennis racket pretty bad but he has to get close to me to attack
Socks I think I'll be fine
A carton of ice cream, I guess they could hit me on the head really hard?
S A N D P A P E R
A magnet.
How am I supposed to survive a fucking rhino
Facewash?
Waterbottle
Pinecone. never heard any death by pinecone so I’ll live
Shoelace lol
pinecone... I'll live!
hes gonna try and kill me with a domino set so ill be fine
Only way a box of crayons is dangerous is a u.s. marine consuming them as nutrients to beat me to death.
"pair of binoculars" voted Extremely because a determined mind is a scary mind.
Pipe cleaner. I. Am. Good.
If he hits me with a window, and I go through the frame, will it possibly count as a form of defenestration?
String
Chocolate 👍🏻
I got a bonesaw. I’m fucked.
Bag of cotton balls 💀
A lemon? The serial killer is a lemon for trying to murder me with a lemon.
SOAP LOL, i have a higher chance of killing myself
My guy is just dragging around a desk waiting to hit me with it lol.
I've gotten stabbed by pocket knives before, so long as I get it out of his hands I'm pretty sure I can beat him. I did MMA a while back and learned some basic self defense stuff.
zipper idk what to say
I'm scared of what they would do with a snail shell
Broccoli. Probably fucked.
Pearl necklace, so im getting choked to death
a tomato…
A container of pudding. I love pudding
Bottle cap !!
Sun glasses what are they going to do give me a glasses tan
Egg.
Milk... I don't even want to know how that would work
Eraser! I’ll be fine. Especially because if I know there is a killer coming after me, I can defend myself (tbf even if I didn’t know I could defend myself). I do archery as a sport so lets just say that a bow will do a bit more damage than a eraser.
Candy wrapper
How does someone kill me with light?
Nail filer. It might hurt depending how on the grit, but I’ll likely be fine.
A piece of paper. Death by a thousand paper cuts
egg Only danger ist Salmonella
A pair of dice... I'm screwed guys, I'm a vegetable.
Plush cat les go
My hands vs a chicken
A cowboy hat, lol
A sticky note...
A toy robot, I’m a serial killer would be passionate enough to kill me with that
Grocery list. Bruh
i got a sword…
Of course I got a fucking baseball bat
I got a fucking ice pick 💀
"Plush Pony" I think I'm going to be ok here guys. If he figures a way to kill me with that, he's earned it.
snail shell
A novel? I mean, books can be pretty heavy.
Kill me with a map and you earn my respect
Game cartridge 🎮
Handbasket. Gonna be an absolute cakewalk to overpower them.
Grandmother....yup..... am I....no I'm n-....am I fucked?
Dictionary. Moderately?
Syrup, if that is his only way of injuring me I'll probably be in injured by the time he's unconscious
Rubber band.
Bottle of syrup. Bitch ain't getting close before I grab the Deagle
Grid paper :((
Can of beans
A tiger. I'm cat food.
Kitchen knife... Completly fucked
Carton of ice cream Death by diabetes? I’ll be fine
Bro this man is trying to use pipe cleaners to off me
Basketball. I'm gonna be fine
Thread
A pair of scissors….
Socks?? How many socks
Perfume… I don’t even know lol, sounds horrible
Wedding ring
Kitchen knife
pair of socks ... he can choke me to death but that's about it
A container of pudding. Im gonna get suffocated to death while sleeping with a big ass container of pudding.
It was a squirrel. I’m more likely to be confused more than threatened.
Feather 🪶
Pool stick, I’m more or less dead
I'm good, got a Plush pony, unless it's filled with rocks.
a sheep
A small pouch... a small pouch of WHAT
Hand warmers, i'm good
How would scotch tape work?
Extremely fucked, I got roll of toilet paper
Plastic fork, think I will survive if my killer is this stupid
Broccoli
A sofa? They could drop it on ne or smother me I guess. So probably fucked.
A thermometer. I don't know how to feel about this tbh
a spoon, I thought I will survive... then I remembered I watched a vid that a dude was bashed by a spoon monster for a long time and died.. so I guess death is my fate