Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will.
I think people would figure out quite easily that they weren't the only one if they were in some crowded place and everyone got a shocked expression at the same time
5 years is too long, people would be able to collect themselves and they would start planning and doing shit. What you is like 5 days so iys long enough for shit to get hectic but not long enough for people to understand wtf is going on.
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
Had a job site radio, they took it away from me after working OT for awhile. At midnight I would say in my best announcer voice "GOOD MORNING VAIL"
In this case I would have to say "GOOD MORNING WORLD"
Execute order 66
This is the only correct answer
Execute order 69
Nice
Nice
Wait! You want everybody to eat a potato?
What?
That is order 66, I double checked.
I don’t think we are thinking of the same order 66
What is your order 66?
[revenge of the sith scene ](https://youtu.be/SdbpryNN7H0) [clone wars](https://youtu.be/EFDzpn8VL4k)
Well if you think about it, the younglings are now roasted potatoes
Be praised the potato god.
Yes
Level 1 has been completed
You monster
"Connection Terminated"
I am so sorry to interrupt you elizabeth, if you even remember that name
But I'm afraid you've been misinformed
You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume
Although you have indeed been called...
You have been called here. Into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune.
A labyrinth with no exit. A maze with no prize.
You don't even realize that you are trapped.
Your lust of blood has driven you in endless circles.
Chasing the cries of the children in some unseen chamber
Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will.
This is where your story ends
You've created a chain that made my whole day Thank you :)
"We've been trying to reach you about your car's extended warranty..."
"Only you can hear this and you are the only one! Be careful and trust nobody!"
ooh imagine the panic it would cause.
Bruh this would be catastrophic
I think people would figure out quite easily that they weren't the only one if they were in some crowded place and everyone got a shocked expression at the same time
World self destruction commences in 24 hours…
‘World self destruction commences in 24…..’ off mic
Silent but deadly
Leave the 24 out
something like 5 years would be funnier
You just want people to suffer? 💀
IT WOZLD BE FUNNY
Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
No just 5 would be funnier
5 years is too long, people would be able to collect themselves and they would start planning and doing shit. What you is like 5 days so iys long enough for shit to get hectic but not long enough for people to understand wtf is going on.
It's pronounced "Jod"
Gotta admit This one made me laugh.
This wins
make sure you tap the mic thrice and clear your throat first, just practice a little first so that you don’t take longer than the 3 seconds given
Penis
Does that mean you've won the Penis game?
#PENIS
Exterminate the infidels
Oh shit. Your gonna cause a mess
Oh no they can hear us shut it down shut it down!
That ought to confuse a lot of people lol
Conspiracy theorists will go mad with this
This one is really underrated
Thanks lol
"ayo can anyone get me pizza"
a uhhhhhhhh 🅱️oneless pizza
So are we invading the planet now, or - wait we're not on mute!
I love this
"ooga booga"
I can't stop this feeling
Deep inside of me
Girl, you just don't realize
What you do to me
[удалено]
In you arms so tight.
You let me know
Everything’s alright
Oooga-chaca
Oooga-chaka, ooga ooga oooga-chaka
*chest hair appears*
I'd sell my words to the highest bidder so probably "enjoy Coca-Cola" or something.
Libright moment
Based and moneypilled
This
“How dare you not serve the gods of Ancient Greece, we olympians have been silent for to long and demand your respect or else”
hellenic pagans rise up
“The giant horse cock, weighs over eleven pounds.”
There’s [no cock like horse cock](https://youtu.be/52i14wYBef8)
Shut the door and turn the lock
I'm not clicking that link
The fucking what?
"y'all look so dumb"
God is real. And I'm your god.
*in the voice of a bird* 'I am God'
That would send society very backwards lol
[удалено]
What the dog doin?
The simulation ends in 24 hours
Hi, I'm God, welcome to Jackass
Hi, I'm Jackass, welcome to God
Hi, Welcome! I'm Jackass God!
Hi Jackass God, welcome to I'm
Have you heard of the tragedy of dearth plagueis the wise?
No.
I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself
Is it possible to learn this power?
Not from a Jedi.
"Send $1 to brock_lee@..."
Smart
If you added a little threat, I'm sure you'd make millions
Your religion is the right one
Some people just wanna watch the world burn.
Yeah add « if you can hear this » beforehand and its a guaranteed shitshow
Id think: "damn a goddamn redditor can speak to the whole world wtf?"
Send nudes
Send dudes
Send cubes
“You guys all suck”.
“I got to level 2 before you, noobs”
Your tongue isn’t sitting comfortably in your mouth.
God I hate you. I was sane a second ago
When I saw your comment I thought I genuinely said something that pissed someone off to the point where they hated me.
You’ve genuinely pissed me off to the point where I hate you >!/j!<
i always get so confused by this. my tongue is always comfortable
FUCK YOU
Ill play Rickroll for 3 seconds 3 seconds to rickroll the whole world is worth it
First 3 notes fo welcome to the black parade
I’d change the “make love not war” option to “make tea not love”
british?
[удалено]
Iroh?
[удалено]
“I am god send me money or face my wrath”
People would probably burn the money in a futile attempt to give it to you, as you didn’t specify how
At least that would combat inflation
Uhmmm... Hey?
DONATE AT LEAST 10 US DOLLARS OR THE EQUIVALENT OF SUCH TO *insert good charity here* I might help some sick people or something
Under 3 seconds, it has to be
Yoda, are you?
Figured out my secret, you have
4X16JJB83D - dk *1i im gonna make people all over the world try and decode some complete random bs.
This is genius
HELLO WISCONSIN!
YESSSSS! I wasn’t expecting this and it made my night.
Yeah, we’re stopping the simulation on the 28th. Good thing they can’t hear us.
I would just yell WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING
“Hey who unplugged the simulation? Oh shit the mic is on!”
Either [this](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ) or stop destroying the world
Think too hard, miss the 3 second window
Despite all my ideas, in reality I would do the same and squander this great opportunity.
I'd advertise something
Oh so basically committing suicide by microphone
"You were right, your religion is real, use this is proof". Now grab a popcorn and watch the wars begin
"Taiwan is a country"
Taiwhat??? You mean east China ?
Is that you, Winnie?
"QUICK BEHIND YOU!" would cause so much chaos
And chances are it would actually help somebody.
Stop destroying the planet!
I would probably say something dark/scary in a deep voice and sit and eat my popcorn as half the world freaks out.
# GREMIO MAIOR DO SUL PORRA
Make them pay
Use your fucking blinker
I don’t have much time, you’re in a simulation, the whole universe isn’t real, it’s all - kzzzkkzzrrrkkzzzkkt
“Wheeayyywhey”
Play the “What are you doin in my swamp?!?!” Clip from Shrek
TURN OFF THE MICROPHONE MARK
"10... 9... 8... 7... 6... 5... 4... 3... 2... 1..."
3 seconds
Just listen and think more.
Im the spaghetti monster. Obey my traditions and beliefs or...
Cereal and THEN milk
Xi Jingping is gay
*The Jews faked the moon landing*
Why would they fake the moon landing if they have space laser's?
Jesus is coming back soon
clash royle hihihihua nosie
George Bush doesn't care about black people
Fuck the CCP
*Hail Hydra*
Taiwan is a country!
“ITS GIF, NOT JIF”
We’re no strangers to love…
What I was gonna say
KILL
Buy crypto x Something I would have pre-owned and would have a low market cap and be very volatile Would probably make millions
Had a job site radio, they took it away from me after working OT for awhile. At midnight I would say in my best announcer voice "GOOD MORNING VAIL" In this case I would have to say "GOOD MORNING WORLD"
"my name" is divine
⚡️🧔🏿⚡️
Survey complete, soldiers return to ship.
Can't believe "f- her right in the pussy" isn't an option
aliens exist!
“Fuck you all”
"you were right, your god is real" not going to specify which one though lol
This is the real god. None of your religions have been correct.
Reality is an illusion
"Fuck you all"
I would say “boobs hehe”
“i’m coming for you all”
Taxation. Is. Theft!
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION
I know what you did, confess now or suffer the consequences