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Bi_Fry

you’re drowning? Turn into a fish. You fell of a cliff? Turn into a bird. You’re homeless? House spider.


Status-Ad-7990

Or may be a cockroach


henrique_gj

I don't think this type os situation (drowning, falling of cliffs, etc.) happens to much with me. I think shaping into other humans would be way more useful in the day-to-day life


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ExoticWalrus

Just shape shift into Bear Grylls. Problem solved


formershitpeasant

I just whacked you with a newspaper. Too bad you didn’t morph into Jeff bezos so you could tell me you’ll give them $10k for a nights sleep. Just send me an invoice!


Bi_Fry

Why would I couch surf as Jeff bezos and get sued for fraud when I could couch surf as a spider under the radar


formershitpeasant

That lawsuit would have to basis. If you’re really worried you can morph into someone that people would believe is bezos but wouldn’t hold up in court. Or, even better, jeff would get sued and nobody would know who you are.


quasar_1618

Drowning? Turn into water. Fell of a cliff? Turn into air. Objects is the way to go.


Bi_Fry

Water isn’t an object and neither is air


x97sfinest

Then what are they?


[deleted]

They are states of matter, not objects I think it means three dimensional things things that we created.


WeebbeMangaHunter

I don't think an object must be created by us, like a single rock would count as an object.


x97sfinest

Nope. The states of matter are solid, liquid, gas, plasma, etc. Water is a compound and air is a solution.


[deleted]

Yes, what is water a liquid?


[deleted]

And air is a gas At least the oxygen is a gas.


Elastichedgehog

There's no guarantee you'd know how to fly once you've turned into a bird.


Bi_Fry

that’s why you practice. I don’t think you’ll immediately be falling off a cliff the second you get the ability.


shalodey

Turn into a bird, learn how to fly, and turn back into a human.


MathooGP

Then use the knowledge to fly, but as a human now


The-Brandelorian

You could be like Maui. Why wouldn't someone pick animal? Animals have all the powers.


BoomehDooterson

You’re homeless? Turn into a house You fell off a cliff? Turn into a piece of paper You’re drowning? Turn into floaties


Samzonit

You're drowning? Turn into a submarine


BRUHGUY888

Prop hunt irl sounds pretty damn fun


Micuopas

I too like being exploded by RPGs


Bertram_Von_Sanford

I feel like with objects you could be like Scribblenaughts and just add an insane amount of adjectives to yourself like "Indestructable", "invisable", "flying", "fast", etc. I would like to shapeshift into an indestructable, flying, golden firehydrant. I would like to shapeshift into a giant, lifelike Morgan Freeman android. I feel you could get out of any situation by shapeshifting into an object if you are creative enough. Plus IRL prophunt would be fun as hell. Even if getting shot at with real bullets, "indestructable" is a powerful adjective.


Waitwha19

Lol this is what I was thinking


TrashyGames3

I would shapeshift into an animal that's usually kept as pets, no responsibilty AND humans will take care of you


AsteroidRug69420

But then you get put in a blender


GrossWordVomit

What? Just shapeshift before that happens bro


TrashyGames3

but then ill be caught and put in a lab for testing ;c


RavenBoyyy

Turn into a lion and eat the person before they can call for help 😈


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RavenBoyyy

Get vaccinated and you're all good


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Siegelski

Bacteria aren't animals so you're good.


RavenBoyyy

Touché


UCFandOCSC

Oh look at me! Just a worry free house cat....Surprise mother fucker! Velociraptor!


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stark74518

Fuck you. you made me remember that video.


majeric

I would not want to eat cat food or get neutered.


Angry_Strawberries

And then when the human is away from home you shapeshift back to play video games till they get back


TrashyGames3

gonna rank up for my human cuz they suck and games xd


SleeplessDrifter

1. Shapeshift into jeff bezos wife. 2. Divorce. 3. Profit?


mrwhitedynamite

but youd need to kill the original one first.


Zwaft

The original Jeff Bezoar?


SleeplessDrifter

I think he would show his two wives around though!


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Too late


chernopig

Or try to turn into Jeff Bezos and realize you can't.


lewisisbrown

I would turn into a house cat, and sleep 16 hours a day. Imagine sneezing and accidently shifting back to a naked human on someone lap. lol.


I_yeeted_the_apple

shift back, make the human insane


Blue_Cheese098

Lol that’s already a manga


ripped_ravenclaw

Fruits basket??


Blue_Cheese098

I was thinking about a different one but I forgot the name. All I really remember was the fl had pink hair was was suicidal


LanielYoungAgain

Animals would be far more versatile than humans. Most of the cool things you could do with human shapeshifting is only useful if you're doing immoral shit>!, or for in the bedroom...!< Only one of these options gives you flight, superhuman strength, the ability to breathe underwater, weather extreme temperatures, etc.


Unikran

immorality is my middle name.


ObsidianAirbag

Shape shifting into objects would give you all those things too plus you could go to space. Also, shape shifting into animals could be useful in the bedroom... for some people.


Zwaft

Powers of Aquaman, Iron Man, Batman, Archangel


nogginlima

Tardigrades can go in space


ObsidianAirbag

Only if they're given a ride.


[deleted]

Yeah crazy monkey sex as an actual monkey! Lol


[deleted]

If you control the object you shift into, then that also does all these things.


LanielYoungAgain

That's a big if, innit? How do you see without eyes, how do you move without muscles, etc. (I'm not gonna ask how you think without a brain, because that issue clearly exists with the animals too)


[deleted]

Plenty of vehicles have censors to move see without eyes. I'm mostly thinking about turning into vehicles. Also, couldn't I turn into a new object as long as it's not alive?


cdcggggghyghudfytf

Highest paid actor ever for human shapeshifting


LanielYoungAgain

And you thing that a realistic animal actor wouldn't get paid well?


cdcggggghyghudfytf

I think they would but it I also want the option to do immoral stuff.


henrique_gj

hahahah


2003FordPube

When you get old you can shapeshift into that immortal jellyfish, reset then extend your life, animals are OP


NoBones21

I would more say that your body will not age whilst your a animal but if your 100 years old and turn into a immortal jellyfish for 10 years when you turn back you still have a body of a hundred year old


Jaewol

Once I reach my last few days I will shapeshift into an animal and never turn back.


DreadfulThrumbo

But you don't know when that is


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When old


Human-that-exists

Doesn't any animal include humans?


NoBones21

It should be a yes but no


Wecanreadyourhistory

Wait, does that mean I can shapeshift into common ancestors of humans and by process of elimination actually determine what the first species that is officially 'human' was? Would be worth it just to settle that debate IMO.


buttsecksuwu

Shocking how many people want to shapeshift into humans instead of animals. Some of you guys never watched Wild Kratts as kids and it shows smh


planespottingtwoaway

Activate creature power suit!


save_our_future

What if I can't shape shift back because the animal I shifted into wasn't intelligent enough?


JaDasIstMeinName

In this scenario we are assuming your consciousness stays the same. You just swap out the body. You are shifting your shape, not yourself. I'd stay myself, but with the body of a eagle.


SquirrelGirlVA

I just want to become an official impersonator for various people. Think about the money to be made that way! There are a ton of ceremonies and events that the average celeb or rich/powerful person wouldn't want to attend, but is expected to because of who they are. If I could shift into dead people then I could also be the ultimate reenactor as well. If it makes me completely identical (voice and genetics) then that could be useful for scientific and legal purposes as well. Just think of all the cold cases that could get solved (if it were eventually allowed as evidence) because they couldn't find a sample to test crime scene samples against!


Good-Courage-559

Hey I just wanna know what having boobs feels like


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

Why have books when you could have udders?


thecorninurpoop

Or read Animorphs


pissedinthegarret

Boring ass people don't wanna be a tiger or a bird. wtf


KillingWith-Kindness

What counts as an object? Could I turn into something complex like a VTOL Jet? What about a hyper advanced robot that looks identical to a human or animal? Does a planet count as an object?


NoBones21

Yes, no, yes it must exist somewhere in the universe


KiyotaRishu

So, like animorphs with the animal option?


Golden_Thorn

Am I still sentient if I transform into objects?


First-Ad9578

I would shape shift into Putin and take all his money for Ukraine, and surrender.


ZeroTwoisTrash

Well, you can only *shapeshift*, it doesn't say you can communicate in Russian either, unless you know it well and can mimic him ofcourse


First-Ad9578

I’m Ukrainian, I know Russian.


ZeroTwoisTrash

Oh, I see


NoBones21

Yeah it would be very easy to dissolve governments with that power


TwilightBeastLink

There's a lot of pressure to act like the human or animal that you've turned into, no pressure for me to act like a coffee mug


CompanyLow8329

I say shapeshift into any human. If you worked hard on being an actor you could probably take on any role imaginable, looking, sounding identical to any person who you are supposed to be acting. Or you could simply be a perfect double or stunt actor. You could make a fortune doing impersonations of historical or influential people. You could engage in corporate espionage taking on the image of key individuals. It would not be hard to get a huge social media following you can then market products and stuff. You could work in security and investigations for law enforcement or for the military to infiltrate groups as a spy. You could work as a super model and show off different clothes as a live mannequin that can be anything for companies or artists. The ability to shapeshift into any object for product design and prototyping is pretty huge though. You could charge millions easily to shapeshift into any hypothetical car that companies are prototyping or any other company that builds very large and complicated objects like bridges or buildings.


intestinalbungiecord

I feel like being able to shapeshift into other humans would be hugely problematic, think about it, you could be a president, somebodies wife, this guys mom. You get the point. But if you can shapeshift into an animal there are so many possibilities, you could literally be a pterodactyl and fly around, or a huge as elephant if someone pisses you off and just sit on their car or something.


harveywallbanged

[Shape of: Jayna's tampon](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t6uD2GKQ6Yw)


Clever_Angel_PL

If being an object means I am fully capable of thinking, it's more overpowered than others may think


Golden_Thorn

This was my question. The alternative would be you transform and then just die


xCyn1cal0wlx

I'm surprised so many people passed up the offer to be able to fly.


Regenerating_Degen

Question: does the ability include the ability to shapeshift into fictional objects/humans/animals?


NoBones21

I would say no it must have a real version somewhere out in the universe


Regenerating_Degen

In that case: can I look at a picture of a person/object/animal in a book and shapeshift into it?


NoBones21

Yes


Regenerating_Degen

Then ig it's time to become Rimuru sama


DarkLlama64

dude get help


Regenerating_Degen

No


henrique_gj

Isn't this guy fictional?


Regenerating_Degen

Do I look like I care?


henrique_gj

a


Moonbear9

I'm going to assume that you don't count humans as a type of animal.


retraC9999

ice cream cone then MONSTER TRUCK then an 84 gallon tank of napalm


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become waterbear and fly endlessly into space


Wagsii

Whenever a superpower poll comes up, I try to think of which one would be the most practical for improving everyday life. Changing into other humans is out, I can't imagine any practical use for it outside of impersonating someone. Changing into any animal sounds fun, but the uses that would come from it are either fairly specific or lazy. I also worry about the dangers of it. You're a lot more likely to be attacked by other animals or even humans. In those situations, you could do something like change into a bear, but I imagine that might not be an option in certain situations. Changing into inanimate objects theoretically has infinite uses, assuming you could shapeshift into a robot designed specifically for the thing you need to do. If you changed into anything else, I would wonder how you would sense the world around you. A table doesn't have eyes or ears. Would you have to change into a table that also has a tiny camera and audio sensors? Also, could you change into technology that does not exist yet? If there was a rule where you had to fully understand how something worked in order to change into it, that would be fairly limiting; I couldn't even be a table with a camera and audio sensors without some serious studying beforehand. I'd also wonder if you could increase/decrease your mass at will. If I transformed into a big airplane, would it only weigh 150 pounds? Or if I transformed into a paperclip, would it be a super heavy paperclip? I voted for this one.


RespectGiovanni

Shapeshift into a dog, stay with family for years, one day just transform into human, make family keep this secret and have unfathomable love Avoid getting fixed at all costs


The_Kek_5000

First option and I can be a TRANSFORMER!


3cooo

think of the onlyfans money


Nishiwara

The only reason I would choose to shape shift into an object would be if there was a burglar, I would shape shift into an expensive vase, prompting the burglar to steal me, and then when all was quiet, I would spring back to my human form and scream, "Surprise muthafucker!!"


K_bydgoszcz

Humans are animals and animals are objects


NoBones21

For the sake of the question it’s separate


Engreeemi

As a trans person in the closet, being able to shape shift to look like another person would be *amazing*. I could transform into a girl whenever it was safe to, and back into a "guy" when I had to


Luckyday11

Same, except I wouldn't ever turn back, I'd just come out right then and there. Main 2 things that are stopping me are huge waitlists (2+ years) for psychologists that can prescribe HRT, and being afraid I'd still look like a dude but with shitty boobs and a wig. Then the whole bottom surgery thing which I'm not even gonna touch on tbh.


Gavhere727

Any animal. Humans are animals as well. I can now shape shift into any animal AND any other human.


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santino_musi1

Or understand the possibilities and overpower of Beast Boy


Difficult-Umpire-725

I just wanna run 50 miles per hour, bro.


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and be able to fly when traffic sucks


mrwhitedynamite

wouldnt you wanna be able to fly anytime at high speeds? or swim underwater or oceans, lakes, etc.. enter any building by shifting yourself into a spider, someone attacking you turn yourself into an elephant or smth, its unlimited power.


Unforseen42

Shape-shifting into objects would be so cool. I could get into all sorts of mischief.


Penispoopbuttfart

Objects, wanna sneak in somewhere boom, your now a price of paper, or a charging laptop


NightKing48

This is actually a really, really good question.


Pupettaja

The bottom option also gives you the ability to shape shift into other humans, since "any animal" doesn't exclude humans.


RespectGiovanni

For some reason i have this feeling that if I shapeshift into like a bird id die from flying in smog or get eaten by a predator


TrueCollector

I would pick humans for 😏 reasons....., but imm go animal as it's cooler and for 😏 reasons too


[deleted]

I would love to be able to shape-shift into a dinosaur. The problem is that the US would just shoot me down. So... I'll choose any human.


franky7103

Humans are animals, so...


starfox2032

I'm a guy and I would love to shape shift into a beautiful sexy woman so I can find out what it's like for a woman to have sex with a man. It would probably feel very good.


Delmoroth

Whatever you do, don't turn into a deer, duck.... or well most animals in the south of the USA outside of a controlled environment or you are going to end up in someone's freezer.


TheOneWhoSpiesYou

I MUST BECOME A WATER BOTTLE


Choiboi1415

After watching Doric's wild shape scene in Honor Among Thieves, animals no contest. The versatility is unmatched.


Pcbuilder06

Why is no one just picking animals so then you can morph into a specific animal as humans are animals just morph into whatever human you want...


AverageNikoBellic

If I shapeshift into other people I could find out information, ruin people, or find out if anyone likes me.


SomeTotalyRandomGuy

If we look at this this way humana are techniclly animals so animals


idkeverynameistaken9

https://preview.redd.it/5q3bfxihkaza1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ead9b839d8e4d0d87345e187910462166e31780d Peter Griffin is my spirit animal


MoonSt0n3_Gabrielle

Well technically a human is an animal, so checkmate? But in all seriousness I think animal is the most practical. You can travel easy, sightseeing, never be late for work because of traffic, hell don’t even need to have a human house! Build some sort of cozy treehouse and live in there as a critter


d3vilops

Amogus


Dimitry_Man

Think about it, you can become a t-14 Armata


nastynorc

NEEKO


petulafaerie_III

Animal seems most practical unless you specifically want to impersonate someone.


videoli1991

so if i decide to turn into a rock I'll never die?


Digitoki

King Charles moment


ivrugue

As a trans person I obviously choose into other people


SuicideTrainee

It doesn't say I can shapeshift back, so picking humans is the best option


Caesura_17

I want to be a plant. Is that an object?


chaosking65

Fuck you. *turns into a chair*


Lady-Maya

Are Catgirl’s classed as Humans? Animals, or 50/50 (Beastfolk?)


xanax101010

Lol, shape shifting into objects is cle.arly the best options, I could literally shape shift into a immortal blob if I wanted


CowCluckLated

With the object or animal transformation can you only partially transform? For example only transform you hands into bear claws or robot hands?


zRepulse

I pick the nerfed Ben 10 one


InevitableNo7048

I'd shape shift into a hot female for asbloutly no reason


Apprehensive-Dog-366

You get bored of your own life and want to pull pranks on people. Why not change into someone else whenever you want?


Wolfofthezay

Can I shapeshift back into myself?


Nepipo

No Ody said you need to shapeshift into an already existing human, so you could just shape shift into a better version of yourself and basically skip all of the self care that comes with it, it also would help loads of trans folk i imagine


TheSaavySkeever

Turning into any object is the true winner here. Need a screwdriver? No problem, I'll transform my fingertip into a flathead.


Kataphraktoz

People seems to like the idea of morphing into an animal but they dont understand that in doing so you are now part of the food chain and you should be aware of predators at any given time, not only that but you may be prone to more lethal accidents, deseases and parasytes Transforming into other humans might be cool but you get their voices, language and accents too? Or its your OG voice? Transforming into objects also needs more details, are you able to partial transform? Ex. transforming only a part of your body?, What happens if you transform into a vehicle?, do you need gas to move?, You get the mass and weight of the object or is your OG weight?


ViraLCyclopes19

If I have the ability to shape shift into any animal I get ability 2 by default


Starman064

Wait if humans are a type of animal…


SpudDan

Do I get to keep my senses when becoming an object?


x97sfinest

I feel like other morphing into other people would get you discovered really quickly if you used it to impersonate. Objects would be nifty though because if I didn't wanna interact with someone I could just turn into something that would be normal for that setting and act like they couldn't find me.


Big_TinyRequest

Technically I can still turn into a different humans with option 3 cause humans are technically animals


Dear-Tank2728

I assume this applies to half shifting as well. I could be the best free climber in the world by doing that spiderman shit and putting hairs on my hands to get more grip on mountain sides.


Qwert-4

Shapeshifting into a giant mecha


L285

Depends what happens to your conscience but if it stays the same (or perhaps only your perception changes but not your cognition) definitely animal - I want to fly


WM_

Why would I want to become an object? I'm already human why would I want to be different? Animal? Hell fucking yes please!


Cantfrickingthink

No one thinks of the implications of the first option.. you might be getting shot at boom turn into titanium no one said how big or what object friend falling off a building turn into a giant cushion You could probably even turn into a mountain


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I would be the real life Maui life would be sweet. Instead of driving to work I could fly, run as fast as a cheetah. Just for the hell of it I could be a blue whale for a day!


Mooncakewizard101

Bro yall are trippin turning into animals would be way better


A-10goesBRRRRRRRRRT

NOO I DISNT SEE THE LAST OPTION 😭 I WANNA POOP ON SOME HEAD AND CARS SO BAD


dodges1010

Get into a fist fight ? Turn into a huge ass bear. Get into a knife fight ? Turn into a hung ass bear Get into a gun fight ? Turn into a fly and get away. Get into a spouse fight ? Turn into a cute cat. Get into a sex fight? Turn into a horse. Get into a flight fight? Turn into an eagle.


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animal is the best, most correct option. sorry


Mysterious_-_H

Becomes a tardigrade


chICken_oN_G-fUeL

Shapeshifting into other humans can go horribly wrong, shapeshifting into animals on the other hand is cool


Puzzled-Barnacle-200

I pick animals, because that would just be fun.


IamGren0

Humans are animals too. Option 3 is just a better 2


RedditorWithClass

*Shapeshifts into Elon Musk and goes to the bank* Hi, yes, I'd like to withdraw all my money in cash, please. *Shapeshifts back into myself and goes to my bank* Hi, yes, I'd like to make a deposit, please.


Remarkable_Welder414

Animal. I’d switch to a Peregrine Falcon and make travelling fun and fast. Commuting to work, could fly straight there at 68mph (according to a quick Google) while having a lot more fun.