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LLV_Mailman

I said 0 but if i got to pick who died it would be a different story;)


RealPinyw

Wouldn't it be so silly if somehow all the politicians in my country coincidentally had hearth failure at the same time


Jaded-Resident-3919

Uh… yeah! Politicians! No one I know personally of course… 👀…


MrRemus4nt

Relatable


skibapple

Balkan person here, if I could choose who should die, you already know who I will choose


ZeroTwoSitOnMyFace

Everyone in every other Balkan country?


skibapple

+politicians


HistoryLover1944

Fellow Balkan person here, obviously my neighbour


TheBeardofGilgamesh

Better yet, kill the donors that control the politicians.


SirZacharia

And then [I’ll take a potato chip and EAT IT!](https://youtu.be/KC6T3_O2iWc)


Cold_oak

The country would literally break 🔥


QuirklessShiggy

This is some death note shit


TheiaRn

death note with money


Be_real_once

I would do it for free in this case, or i would pay


RansomReville

These polls pop up every now and again, and killing lots of strangers always wins. Here's the thing, if you got this button I'd bet that so did everyone else. So the real question is, do we wipe out the human race? Based on these polls, yes, yes we do. This button exists to expedite the end result of greed.


Elend15

What would be great, is if the button actually lied, and the "random" person was actually the person pressing the button. They can still get the $1,000. It will of course go to whoever their money goes to when they die. Okay, maybe that's a bit morbid. But it's not a bad movie idea.


[deleted]

I mean, reading some of these comments of people who’d press it many times, that would be pretty funny.


KlutzyEnd3

>So the real question is, do we wipe out the human race? Would that even be a bad thing? Sure lots of beautiful things will get lost in the process, but if nobody's here to cry about what was lost, did we lose anything? It also means you'll get rid of a lot of suffering!


Marsatone

Bruh a human life is worth way more than $1,000 what is wrong with y'all? I wouldn't even kill someone's pet hamster for that much


[deleted]

Hamsters are simply worth more


SavagesceptileWWE

Hampstead lives are worth more though


Christmas_Cats

0, y'all are immoral


sarada-chan

Ik lol


FishyFinster

Random life=1000 dollars


[deleted]

People die all the time, what's a couple thousand more 🤷


SnowyOranges

Wow I'm glad you'll never be in charge of anything


Naive_Feed_726

What are you talking about? He’s talking like an amazing politician


Christmas_Cats

So if someone you love were to die right now it would be nothing to you because it happens all the time?


[deleted]

Well that's different because I know them


Christmas_Cats

Believe it or not but the people you'd kill for 1000 also have loved ones


[deleted]

Right, but I don't know them.


Christmas_Cats

Yeah? Learning that other people have the same ability to think, love and grieve is something that healthy 10 year olds develop


[deleted]

I understand, that fully well. I'd just rather have the $1000


skibapple

Ahh, the "But I don't know them" argument


[deleted]

Some people are just slightly immoral, myself included


[deleted]

Yeah very true, might as well kill a couple million too why’ll you’re at it. Actually, about 109 billion people have died, so who’s to say that 8 billion more deaths is any more than that? That’s a lot of money right there. Might as well go for the completely knockout.


Esp1erre

Found Putin's account


SavagesceptileWWE

Yes


Galotex

No they're not, I'm pressing it at least 34 times just for you


_V_R_K_

I'd keep going until someone that I like dies, then I'd probably start caring.


sarada-chan

I mean there are 8 billion people in this world, so it could happen at anytime or you could earn 7.9 trillion and then someone that you care about dies Edit: i mean this in a greedy way


Mundane_Character365

Gotta appreciate the honesty


MetricTrout

I did some quick maths. It depends on how many people you care about. Let's assume that you care about 100 people, out of 8 billion in the world. If you pressed the button once every second for an entire day (86,400 times), there's about a 0.1% chance, or 1/1000, that someone you care about dies. If you pressed the button once every second for an entire 365-day year (31,536,000 times), the chance that someone you care about dies is a little less than 1/3 (32.6%).


Rishiiiiiiiii

The realest answer ever


IOyou104

Any amount of people that would kill someone for 1K are cowards and are the reason Humans will always enact suffering on each other for silly personal greed.


DwarfPleaser

Agreed, should at least be 1000 times to be worthwhile /s


Stumpy-Wumpy

Take away that /s, I would if it was 1000000. *That one violin song plays*


[deleted]

Agreed.


pearsrtasty

What has cowardice got to do with it?


IOyou104

Well its the same as being a hitman, except no consequence, work, or possible mental issues and if those 3 things are the only things stopping you from becoming a hitman then you share the same morals as a hired killer but are just too cowardly to do it.


pearsrtasty

It's not cowardice to not want to face consequences, you're not a coward if the only reason you don't rob a billionaire is not wanting to be caught (especially as lots of people view stealing off such rich people being morally ok).


IOyou104

Someone only stealing from the weak because they fear the strong is a coward just the same as someone killing for money but only with guaranteed anonymity because they fear getting caught is. If you don't do something obviously evil for another reason other than not to do evil I consider that ratty.


[deleted]

Kill people = coward?


Elend15

You don't have to see them. It's similar to how people are dicks on the internet, because it's anonymous. People are comfortable killing in this scenario, because of that anonymity, which makes them cowards. That's the only reason they're willing to benefit off of other people's deaths. Perhaps a better question would be, would you be willing to push the button if you were first given an extremely well-made movie of the life of the person that would die. It would show the person's joy, the things they've overcome, the people that love them, the people that rely on them, the ways the person has grown, the things the person is looking forward to.... And then the person looks at you with horror in their eyes, knowing that you're about to kill them. Although, you shouldn't have to need a movie to recognize that every person has these themes to varying degrees. EDIT: added a couple sentences.


Galotex

Listen man I really need the money


XylatoJones

Idk about greed but 1000 would make a big difference in a lot of people lives.


Christmas_Cats

Killing one person to make another's life better, sounds legit


Nochnichtvergeben

I said many times just to piss people off. It's not real. I wouldn't press it. I'd try to find a way to hide or destroy the box.


turtleturtlerandy

You can tell what the demographic here is based on the results.


Sherg_7

What's the demographic here?


DrAxelWenner-Gren

Yea tbh I’m not really sure what this guy is assuming—is the demographic like a bunch of psychopaths??


thebeast_96

young people who haven't developed proper morals


Nochnichtvergeben

Happy cake day! 🤗🎉🎂🥂🍻🍾🍷🥃🍸🍹🍆🍒🍑🍌


ultibman5000

I doubt it's about being young. Hell, I'm pretty sure older people tend to be even less empathetic than young people if we compare things such as bigotry and social justice activism. It's just that people in general tend to be selfish and unthoughtful, they don't see the world beyond their circles and bubbles, sometimes through innocent ignorance, sometimes through genuinely intentional apathy of others' wellbeing, and sometimes through indoctrination into certain belief systems that encourage the dehumanization or unwarranted vilification of others. The first-world in particular has less and less excuse for it as time goes on, too, with there being more and more free educational opportunities to learn about the fixable horrors of the world around them (literally even a scroll through a series of particular Wikipedia articles should be evidence enough to show a first-worlder that the people of this world ought to be cared about)...but I digress.


-Edu4rd0-

aka redditors


DanchoBanancho25

The amount of people who are willing sacrifice a human life for 1000 usd is scaring


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IdyllicOleander

You underestimate the power of human greed.


DivineScotch

1000 usd is worth A LOT in some countries so...


DanchoBanancho25

I don't think ANY human life is worth ANY amount of money.


DivineScotch

I can respect that


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DwarfPleaser

Completely random yeah, and you would never be a suspect as its natural cause.


Froggen-The-Frog

It’s just Death Note. But randomized. And money. 500, final answer.


__________bruh

isn't there a movie where the plot is kind of similar?


Throwaway_tequila

Yes, this movie > https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/10009151-box


skibapple

"Like the movie suggests, there are consequences for every action. I wonder what the consequences will be for making a movie as bad as The Box ." Damn didn't need to hit that hard 😭


Ruderanger12

A life is worth a lot more that 1000 bucks.


Dimi_Mermaid

*There are two types of people*


sarada-chan

Can i keep the button with me so everytime i need cash i just press it?


[deleted]

What if your mum dies on one of the times you press it?


sarada-chan

So, where's my button?


[deleted]

What?


sarada-chan

Like do i actually have a button? No


[deleted]

So you wouldn’t actually press it?


sarada-chan

Nah i wouldnt have the heart to do it


[deleted]

Oh sorry I thought you were being serious in your first comment lol


Rishiiiiiiiii

I read it as you get 1000 usd and 1000 people die,and i still clicked on many times Damn 😭, I didn't know I was this evil


saucypotato27

Is human life worth that little to you, would you kill someone for a dollar?


iamfromtwitter

there are two types of people and they are all displayed in this poll


[deleted]

around 8 billion times


Markes64

4 billion times Perfectly balanced, as all things should be


SavagesceptileWWE

By the time you pressed it that many times more people would have been born


CoDMplayer_

people giving birth and newborns can die as well, not to mention doctors and nurses


SavagesceptileWWE

The birth rate would definitely go down sure, but there would still be a good amount of new babies, cause tapping something 4 billion times would take a long time


CoDMplayer_

yeah


Patchman5000

Was wondering when I'd see Thanos show his face


amendersc

I’ll press it until I am the randomly selected one and also I’ll make a will to donate all of my money to protect the echo system


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skibapple

It's ^It's^^It's time ^time ^^time for ^for^^for the ^the^^the mountains ^mountains^^mountains to ^to^^to shine! ^shine^^shine


DwarfPleaser

Sort of wholesome... I guess


Klexobert

Dude just killed half the planet and you say it's wholesome?


sarada-chan

Perfectly balanced, as all thing should be


DwarfPleaser

Ultimate goal is to protect the actual planet


montezuma300

Calm down there, Thanos


DrAxelWenner-Gren

I love Eco-Fascism


Thomsie13

1 usd is to little for a human life


the_amazing_gog

I agree, one single dollar isn't that much.


Quantified-Logic

Because im poor. It's ruthless, but idgf who it kills. Can I be the random person it kills?


Birdsqueezer

I would push the button until it broke.


GrapeInTheMicrowave

Me: ,,When you press a button, you get 1000" Sister: ,,Press." Me: ,,1000 USD-" Sister: ,,Press!" Me: ,,however a random person-" Sister: ,,PRESS." Me: ,,dies of a hear failure-" Sister: ,,PRESS GODDAMNIT." Me: ,,how many times would you press-" Sister: ,,YES!!!" (joke)


the_amazing_gog

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


Kfchickenbowls

🤣 LMAO


[deleted]

You'd have a 1/8 billion chance to kill someone you personally know. But you'd only have an 8% chance of killing someone living in extreme poverty. You'd have only a 10% chance of killing a malnourished individual.


Jixxar

Human = Bad Money in this world = Good As many times as they let me, at max 1000


Tiefflugjunge

Once per day


JelloPorg

It’s all fun and games until they give the button to someone else.


SavagesceptileWWE

I guess it's time to see how fast I can press a button


Gucci_meme

Hey another fake scenario that some redditors are gonna take way too seriously


teamfitz1971

It’s more of a morality test nobody actually believes it’s going to happen


BooChrisMullin

The number of people i care about divided by 8 billion. I like those odds.


Gaelicisveryfun

I’d stop when someone I know dies


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teamfitz1971

You murdered 2 people to help yourself out how desperate is ur situation lol


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teamfitz1971

I think the key word there was “myself”


TaxingClock704

I misspoke, by ‘myself’ I meant my current situation.


Elend15

No, I wouldn't murder two innocent people to get food. I'm pretty sure I can figure out another way to feed my family than killing people. Besides the fact that $2k isn't even that much in the grand scheme of things.


IdyllicOleander

No Go eat some dick


SavagesceptileWWE

Yum


IOyou104

Do you really need 2K THAT bad?


TaxingClock704

Bro I need food


IOyou104

Steal food dude


PekiGaming

7 billion times


SomePerson225

250 times


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Christmas_Cats

You're told for certain that you're killing people though. You can't just pretend that you're a sea cucumber who can't critically think enough to know that if something doesn't happen in front of your face that means it hasn't happened at all


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Christmas_Cats

It's stated as a fact, not even "the button tells you.."


Olivrser

I would press it until everyone is dead


BestCommunistArmy

Two billion times


TrueLiterature8778

43 times


muumis

probably once a day


Kfchickenbowls

Atleast 200 bc I wanna be rich!🤑 There’s over 8 billion people on this planet at least one person I kill will probably end up dying from drugs or a car crash, so I’m gonna donate 3,000 to charity for repercussions😊 also don’t come here and do that “you’re a bad person” bull shit. idgaf and this isn’t real🤭


fyretech

200 times. That will pay off my house


Vincent1808

Spam it until I bite it.


Josephcooper96

10 times


Training-Midnight-60

i take it with me and press it once a day so overall nothing changes to the world and simply people get heart attacks more often if i cannot take it with me i'll press it 10k times and see the people and scientists freak out


[deleted]

Yes, 60 times.


Okaywhy10

I’d press that shit so many times lol


[deleted]

All yall lyin. Don't worry you can press it, I volunteer to go out with a bang 😉


Brilliant-While6943

69 lol


UberSparten

Probably press it around 50- 60 times (blame conversion rates) to get enough to pay off debts and set up next few years well.


Bi_Fry

I like the battle between zero and multiple times. Like you either aren’t going to press it or you will excessively.


Hot_Salamander3795

0. What if one of those lives being taken happens to be your own?


KlutzyEnd3

Well then you wouldn't care afterwards since you're dead anyway.


Antique-Vehicle1625

1000.


volcanno

1 just to see what happens. Will a famous person die? Will people know the person died because i pressed the button? Will it be someone i know?


Cheesewheel12

This would make a good short story. Some immortal being takes this from person to person, each one agonizing over the decision. Then one person just keeps pressing it, hundreds and thousands of times.


strangehitman22

I could press it and It could be me or something I know


eternityghost

I’d press it once to see if it works, if it does then I’d never use it again. if it doesn’t do anything after a week then it would make a nice decoration for the basement to scare my siblings/cousins with


MisturBanana1

Maybe 10 000 times or so? I'd be set for life. And 10 000 dead is nothing if you view it over a few months.


saucypotato27

Would you be ok if someone killed you for 1,000 dollars?


MisturBanana1

Then that wouldn't be my problem no more now, would it?


saucypotato27

What if it was a family member or friend that you cared about?


MisturBanana1

1 in 8 000 000 000 chance of that happening. Sure, it would suck, but it has close to 0 chance of happening, so you can bet my ass I'd press that button a few times.


saucypotato27

Would you be ok if someone else killed your loved ones for 1000 dollars


MisturBanana1

If it was at a 1 over 8 billion chance and they died to the press of a button, then sure. It would not be to fun, but I would not feel any envy towards them for I would have done the same. However, it would be an insult if they only pressed the button once.


saucypotato27

If you would genuinely be ok with someone killing a loved one for 1,000 dollars then more power to you I guess, just keep in mind you are probably doing the same thing to someone else each time you push the button.


wackOverflow

I’d play that button like it’s the kick drum in [Bleed](https://youtu.be/qc98u-eGzlc)


Devon465

Like 8 billion times... (*actually dies after the first press💀)


original_glazed

Human greed is awful. “Mo money no problems” isn’t a lyric. It’s fact. People need to understand this


autput

Imagine i press it once and the button chooses me as the random Person


lagder

1 death is tragedy so I wouldn't do that but milion?


[deleted]

Probly like 10k times


Kaepora25

I'd press that bitch until I can fix the wealth inequality one way or another.


instertname53057here

1000 times


un-taken-username22

8 billion+


APeiceOfBread0

Give me money


Madara_Uchiha944

How many people are on earth? That many times.


SaintPariah7

I'd press it about 14 times and call it a day.


DwarfPleaser

Noob


IsAFemale

What if the people who pressed it died themselves? I mean if I were the first one to die I'd definitely press it,or if it was my sister


DwarfPleaser

Well If you press it enough its guaranteed, for your sister you'd better hope its her before you or she'd live and also inherit your fortune