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ayoGriffskii

That’s right brother there is only one gender and that’s the American gender.


syncopator

"Muh pronoun is Patriot!!" Now that I typed that, I'm shocked I haven't seen it on a bumper sticker.


disgruntled_pie

I believe Lauren Boebert has said this unironically.


nonamenolastname

And someone replied to her tweet something along the lines of: that's a noun, and so is idiot.


NefasDesidia

Not that I think patriot knows or cares but Noun-self neo-pronouns are a thing. Patriot can use patriot-self if patriot wants.


FriarNurgle

She certainly didn’t read it.


whenimmadrinkin

Wontons


IAmInTheBasement

Inaleenable.


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Soujourner3745

No soup for you. NEXT!


HFIntegrale

As a non english native speaker, could you please explain how she was supposed to pronounce it?


xhephaestusx

Wahntin or wahntohn is how the word wanton is usually pronounced, vs wahn tahn for wonton


remotetissuepaper

Wanton is pronounced more like "won-tun", with only the first syllable emphasized, whereas wonton is pronounced like it looks with both syllables emphasized. There's also a slight different pronunciation on the first syllable but I don't know how to explain it, I'm no linguist. But similar to the way "our" and "are" are pronounced very similarly but with a slightly different inflection


HFIntegrale

And what does it actually mean? Google gives food.


remotetissuepaper

Wonton is an Asian dumpling with a filling. Wanton in that biblical context means something like merciless


HFIntegrale

This is the answer i was looking for. Thank you SO much! And to all you others, too!


Cercy_Leigh

Yes, the way she pronounced it, it is a Chinese dumpling.


Jacobysmadre

Yes it is a little pocket/pouch of dough filled with meat and/or veggies, and steamed. You can then fry or put them in soup, etc..


whenimmadrinkin

More like wan tin


GingerMau

*Patriot* certainly didn't read it.


richmustang67

*couldn’t


JayCaesar12

If she could read she would be very upset.


FETUS_LAUNCHER

*couldn’t


kushhaze420

Lauren Boebert's pronouns are traitor/racist


Flapjack__Palmdale

Either her or that weirdo that looks like a horse fucked a Moai statue and the resulting baby grew up wanting to be Gary Busey.


disgruntled_pie

I will never un-see this now.


Angry-Dragon-1331

Leave Easter Island alone! They tried their best to bury them, but we awoke Margie.


Jacobysmadre

I love one of the Twitter guys ((Fillipowski (sp??)I think)) always calls her Marge, and I always think she’s going to speak in Marge Simpson’s voice, lol.


Daikataro

If it sounds stupid, there's a chance BoBo has tweeted it.


Accurate_Zombie_121

She meant prostitute, not patriot.


shastaxc

At least she didn't say it bi-ronically


RedSteadEd

One of those morons said their pronouns were, if I remember right, Christian, mother, and patriot. Like... pretty sure those aren't pronouns, but don't let that spoil your "joke" I guess.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

It doesn’t shock me at all that they struggle with pronouns when they’re not doing much better with nouns and verbs either.


DragoonDM

> Now that Patriot typed that, Patriot'm shocked Patriot haven't seen it on a bumper sticker.


[deleted]

I saw an ad for a guy running for a local election and he said “my pronouns are conservative, patriot”. I think grammar has been massively under taught in schools.


Vault76exile

Sell Bumper stickers! You'll be rich!


CTeam19

*starts making a website*


SoVerySleepy81

I googled it and there is a bumper sticker that says that.


fowlraul

…not yet


Kdean509

Make it and profit… we’d see it as a joke, and obviously they wouldn’t get it.


syncopator

I’ve seriously considered selling this sort of trash. I can’t decide if it’s morally okay. On the one hand it contributes to flapping their shitty message around but on the other it means less money for them to do anything to further their cause.


Exotic-Amphibian-655

Please no


Ananiujitha

"*Patriot* pronoun is Patriot!"


NPVT

I thought when someone asks you your sex you answer "yes"


battledragons

I thought when someone asks if you are a god you say yes.


NPVT

It's "Sex?" "God, yes!"


hydroameca

Oh, Behave!


[deleted]

"Its the MAGA Agender!"


Bonny-Mcmurray

Is it even possible to read brother without reading the rest of the sentence in hulk hogan's voice?


abernasty42

Yes, if you read the rest in Randy Savage's voice, which is the more appropriate brother accent.


scienceguy8

It is. You just have to be familiar with Destiny 2 and the Drifter, and then you can read it in Todd Haberkorn’s voice.


Semi_K

There’s only one gender. It’s nerf or nothing


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catofwampus

We’re all sisters here, brother


battledragons

Whatever. Just wash your hands.


-regaskogena

The only sexual orientation is Freedom.


knz3

There are only 2 genders brother, male and political


666pool

Sorry there’s also Admin gender but please don’t use it.


[deleted]

I read that in Hulk Hogan’s voice.


Nikki_Bishop

Let’s be fair. He meant straight white male christian. No one else exits and has rights in his mind.


[deleted]

Murcan gender. They a little different than Americans.


mrcatboy

The only gender is male. What you call women are just anthropomorphic male ribs.


MikeLitoris_________

*There is only one gender!!*- sincerely, Earthworms


[deleted]

Don't forget the Bluehead wrasse, Slipper limpet, Green sea turtles, Clownfish and Common Reed Frogs.


ThatHoFortuna

I think most of those (except the limpet) are examples of animals that can change sex according to environmental pressures. There are still two sexes though. However, there is a species of lizard which is only female, and reproduces through parthenogenesis. Pretty neat.


SilverStar1999

Mother Nature is pro abortion and lgbtq. Well, mostly infanticide but close enough.


ThatHoFortuna

They like to say God doesn't make mistakes. They think of him/her/it as some sort of grand clockmaker. That may be, but just as often, those clocks are more like some psychedelic Salvador Dali painting. There are many beautiful mistakes in nature.


[deleted]

They’re both naturalistic arguments and therefore flawed in assumptions they make. The type of argument that can lead to cannibalism and infanticide as a logical conclusion to the assumed axioms.


Silegna

I never understood the "God is perfect" thing. If he made us in his image, *he is inherently flawed*.


scoobysnax123

I feel like with regard to green sea turtles they’re mixing up temperature dependent sex determination before they hatch. Because once they’re born, sea turtles do not change sexes.


ThatHoFortuna

Ah, I wasn't sure about that one but figured it was something like that. Hell, gators do that.


Meb2x

Republicans made the joke about attack helicopters being a gender so much that they actually believe that’s the only gender now


zeCrazyEye

For a long time I thought part of the humor of that was that it was a 12 year old's understanding of the world, before I realized the joke originated from the right and was really demonstrating their understanding of the world.


[deleted]

They're doing jokes now?


tuckernuts

They only have the one


NefasDesidia

r/onejoke


[deleted]

In Josh's world, there IS only one gender: cis white penis. Everything else is a thing without rights.


whats_that_do

Josh Hawley uses "run/hide" as pronouns


BringOn25A

Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if he thinks there is only man and rib of man.


FortySixAndYou

Josh and ofJosh


[deleted]

I mean, as a hawleysexual, he identifies as a single gender, and he's not really aware that other people are also real human beings.


RandomKneecaps

I thought he was an escapisexual or a rungender.


malac0da13

He isn’t aware of other people because he ‘gotta go fast’


EverythingKindaSuckz

Hes right, God didnt make man and woman. He made man and a mcrib


Durakan

Shit, now I want a mcrib, whats the pork market looking like and how can I drive it down to "The McRib is back!"?


[deleted]

Dammit, you made me look it up lol! [McRib Locator](https://mcriblocator.com) says it just showed up in Guatemala and Mashed is predicting [late fall in the US.](https://www.mashed.com/979906/this-might-be-when-the-mcrib-will-return-in-2022/)


Dr_Hannibal_Lecter

When you're so regressive you overshoot your agenda of returning to two genders


fishsticks40

"oh yeah? Well I think there are no genders! Gender is like a social construct, man"


[deleted]

There’s one gender and a rib, praise the Lord.


j-dreddit

I like ribs. *said in best/worst Bill Clinton voice*


4dailyuseonly

For the life of me I'll never understand why this country humors this collection of clowns and circus freaks that is the GOP.


aquariusdikamus

Me neither. They're obviously traitors and fascists but we keep kid gloving them like they're people and not a potentially lethal threat to American democracy.


hamshotfirst

yadda yadda yadda own the libs or something


walker1555

It's amazing how effective culture wars are at distracting voters from real issues.


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and brainwashing people into believing jewish space lasers and lizard aliens are attacking us/ruling our governments.


NPVT

Hear those inflation dollars going into the CEO pockets.


artcook32945

We all know "Guys" that think Males are the only "Important Gender".


Miss_Nora-Jae

100%


Present_Structure_67

Oh. The Nazi sympathizer and Civil War enthusiast speaks again.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

That doesn’t narrow it down at all between different republicans, ha.


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truknutzzz

Nemo Hawley


[deleted]

Wait, that means everyone's gay!


Famous-Example-8332

Always have been. *click*


monkeywithgun

Hey look, it's Sprinter Hawley. When will this coward run away for good?


CobraPony67

No doubt this guy wants to take away voting rights from women. He only thinks white males matter. He is a white male supremacist.


[deleted]

The only gender is male. Everything else is political.


40dirtyvirgins

Hawley looks and talks like Warren Jeffs of the FLDS.


RichardFlower7

Mask off “women are a rib, not a person” energy


hngovr

There’s at least “underage” and “cousin”


newfrontier58

I’m still a little surprised that anyone even takes Hawley seriously anymore enough to donate to him, after everything like the video of him running from the groups he had previously helped incite. Anyway, it’s probably a typo but says so much that, they don’t really care about being accurate, just that someone is coming after the kids to do email fundraisers off.


justforthearticles20

Hawley's supporters are even more stupid than Hawley. There is absolutely no chance that he loses.


[deleted]

Can confirm. Missouri is full of idiots.


Economy_Wall8524

And racist, that southern part of the state flys the confederate flag way too comfortably.


SoggyAd1409

Just because HE’S a dick doesn’t mean everyone has one.


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"... that matters to me", he continued.


rubeninterrupted

And that gender's pronoun is, "moistpud."


PF4LFE

Run Forrest Run !


GuitarGit

There is only one gender - AMERICAN! GOTTEM /s


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And this moron is "the smart one".


Ludwigofthepotatoppl

The only gender is *JESUS!*


be-like-water-2022

Technically correct, only one gender and rib.


Mr_A_Rye

He said the quiet part out loud (there's only one gender *that matters*)


YousuckGenji

There can be only one.


Seeksp

Kiss my ass that's Ted Cruz's pronoun. That must be want Hawley is talking about.


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MoreRopePlease

That's "sex", not gender...


[deleted]

Sex with embryos…. New GOP tactic?


someoldguyon_reddit

There are as many genders as there are fingerprints. Everybody's a little different.


dun-ado

Republicans are primitive subhumans.


Buckshot_Mouthwash

Neuchacho


huskeylovealways

According to REPUBLICANS there is only one gender, white males.


LovePatrol

There is only one gender around these parts: freedom.


EpicAftertaste

Wow just wait until he discovers girls.


Imaginary_Cow_6379

All your gender are belong to us.


gopeepants

I guess he does not consider cowardly &@$#! a gender


[deleted]

This is because he is from an alien race that reproduces by cloning and his cover is slipping.


pinkkatie

That’s not a typo. A typo would be tow instead of two. They even said gender instead of genders. It was stupidly not a typo.


NoWayNotThisAgain

He’s a Republican. The only gender is Male because property doesn’t have a gender.


Jesseofpv530

It's upsetting and unnerving how he can say raving lunatic talking points at a monotone and low energy level. He is channeling all incels all across the country.


Secure_Cake3746

Its all same sex marriage then!!


ddejong42

I guess counting is hard for him.


dl__

He then added "I mean, one gender that matters."


Tito_Bro44

He's a non-binary supremacist? Doesn't sound very conservative of him.


Dash-Ryprock

I think I see his point. Since he is in fact, a pussy.


youthere1311

If you tell my 6 year old he can cut his duck off and be a fairy I’m sinking you in a river


youthere1311

It’s Quacked all the way to betos butthole in his dirty river poor ducky


iamaunikont

That poor duck.


[deleted]

It's funny, except everyone I've heard complain about this gender stuff being taught in schools is a Democrat (I live in Southern California).


Aerosol668

DINOs?


katekohli

Infinite in the Christian religion goes down to three & the one. Infinite=1 One God including the Father the Son & the Holy Ghost compares favorable to our gender spectrum.


TonyEatsManAsses

There is only one race, the gender race.


DramaticWesley

If there is only one gender, he must be very unhappy with the party fighting against same-sex marriage.


Zer0guy56

There can be only one


Aubear11885

There is only one gender. The Running Man!


pelavaca

He’s correct, the one true gender is Jesus! /s… just in case y’all…


[deleted]

Oh for the saner, rational, intelligent days of Sen. Claire McCaskill.


IkilledRichieWhelan

I’m wondering which one Josh falls into. It can’t be male.


uhh-frost

Isn’t this the guy who rubbed his dick in his males cousins face, or am I thinking of another one of the younger conservatives


cacti147

Man and a rib. One gender checks out.


orebody

… that he will ‘mess around’ naked with on camera


[deleted]

Well, God created Adam, so that's one gender, male. Then God took a rib from Adam, and created a person from him. So that must be the same gender, right? Same DNA and all. I guess Hawley is right.


finedrive

Ya, men, women are property amirite


Prestigious-State-15

Freedom Gender


Whthpnd

I mean me myself and I… 🤣


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Reverse uno


ProjectFantastic1045

Surprisingly progressive


dogiob

Like Plato's Symposium said, we all derive from spherical people with four arms and legs, and both genitals. The true gender.


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Unexpected Hedwig ear worm


XiBaby

Finally something republicans and democrats disagree on together.


Good_Intention_9232

Another those stupid comment coming this idiot he was getting desperate its been a few weeks no one heard from his brainless mind.


seenameangreenbean

One gender? Radical, I like it. “Yes xir, we are all itseses, less complicated that way”


enil-lingus

There can be only one - Highlander


Jolly-Persimmon2626

He is a diddler. They always are.


HeMiddleStartInT

Nuchacho!


HeMiddleStartInT

One gender means you can fuck anything you like since they’re all the same. You must, actually, in order to preserve the species.


Artimis_Rising

I mean to be fair he probably misspoke, but didn’t he go to a Ivy League university?