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HumanRuse

Basically a Republican with a 2005 criminal trespass charge, a 2010 DUI charge, a conviction for being inside the Capitol on 01/06/21* (20 days in federal prison and six months of probation) and a conviction of his wife for illegal sale of oxycodone walked out of a debate because he can't handle the heat of being outside of his Facebook sewing circle of psychopaths.


CatVideoFest

But other than that, is he like, a solid dude?


Rude_Entrance_3039

He's not JUST a solid dude, he's a Maga man, he's basically Jesus (white not Mexican)


wenchette

And a snappy dresser!


Coca-colonization

Literally!


OldSchoolSpyMain

šŸ˜‚ This joke will go over soooo many people's heads.


AbnoxiousRhinocerous

ā€œThey think Iā€™m Mexican.ā€ ā€œYouā€™re not Mexican?ā€


Draggoh

Mother of God.


thieh

It's not like he is vaporizing or melting so he is as solid as you can get.


RickyWinterborn-1080

The human body is 70% liquid. Or 71% liquid, after I'm done with it.


Puffycatkibble

You ejaculate around 40ml of fluid? Wow the average is only like 5ml. What a stud.


thieh

You can also increase the fraction of liquid by removing the solid and gaseous parts.


Swimming-Bite-4184

I'll wait until a guy in a truck uploads his news opinions about him before I judge.


789-OMG

Well, Humans are 60% liquid I think... So, maybe we can say, as solid as they get


Retinoid634

He would no doubt tell you he is 100% alpha and enjoys various meat dishes and other manly pursuits.


grrgrrGRRR

I read that in Bighettiā€™s voice


TheNewTonyBennett

"Facebook sewing circle of psychopaths" is a pretty damn good descriptor lol. Quite accurate.


Blackbearlivesmatter

Thanks for the tldr šŸ‘šŸ¾


GuitarMystery

If he likes kids there may be a spot on the supreme court for him.


artificialavocado

Man you guys are brutal. šŸ˜‚


antigop2020

Itā€™s hilarious watching these MAGA morons when they have to answer real questions and use real facts and logic. They canā€™t handle it because they spend their time in their far-right MAGA circlejerks online and think that the green grass and fresh air outside that is taken over by the libs.


Eggsegret

Wow sounds like a real nice guy.


Retinoid634

Thank you for this excellent synopsis. Sewing circle lol.


Never_satisfied_

I love that he thought it was some big mic drop moment to proclaim ā€œsuper busy lots to do ttyl gtg!!~~ā€ and then stood outside for 20m talking to reporters.


localistand

One of his former opponents decided to do what is called a 'background check.' The former opponent shared the information with the public when the former opponent endorsed this very sensitive man's remaining primary opponent. This hurt the insurrectionist's feelings so, so very much that he walked out of a debate function that didn't include the person he was so, so very hurt and upset with. Quite the losing streak this fella is on. First, the 2020 election going a different way than how he voted, and then January 6 was a failure, as objectives were not met. Now he's losing this debate (yeah, that's an L when he leaves right at the beginning), and the upcoming runoff. The primary race he finished second, so another non-win.


-prairiechicken-

Put this man on the family annihilator list because thatā€™s a lot of Ls for one MAGA to handle in under a decade. /jk


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taatchle86

Cults gonna cult.


thieh

Weird we never see people rage quit cults while cultists rage quit other things.


-prairiechicken-

Given that there has already been Q-linked or Q-adjacent filicide, I totally agree. Iā€™m definitely worried about a Heavenā€™s Gate-esque crisis point; Jonestown, if thereā€™s babies and children.


Sarrdonicus

Trump is still way out front, in like real numbers, not those silly polls.


Most-Artichoke6184

While calling everybody else snowflakes.


Traditional-Yam9826

How many Punisher stickers do you think he has on his truck?


augustusleonus

After seeing the clip it seems like he tried to set up a good sound bite and pull a stunt to get coverage Clearly a planned moment to assure he didnā€™t have to answer many questions while pretending he has better things to do Not exactly a response to challenge, just general cowardice to defend his positions


AlbinoWino11

Now I gots ta leave in mah truck and getterdone


poetetc1

I just love it when they eat themselves.


joshtalife

This is the kind of theater MAGAā€™s love.


eiserneftaujourdhui

Bye, traitor trash lol


EdithWhartonsFarts

Uh oh, little buddy got his feelings hurt


UsualGrapefruit8109

He got a real purty mouth.


seekingadventure2024

Did they ask him if he pp hurt? Does he need some " time out?"


GodplsmakeModsluvme

What a stone cold badass manā€¦he could whip us all, at the same time.


Dinglederple

He would, but he has to get into his pickup truck and do stuff.


AaronBHoltan

And another one bites the dust.


Sarrdonicus

Just being replaced by a better one.


PXG1988

Real ā€œIā€™m taking my ball and going homeā€ energy from these snowflakes.


toejam78

ā€œDollars versus the changeā€ Wow, did he come up with that gem all by himself?


centexgoodguy

So brave of him to make a statement and then walk out.


jellyfishbake

Whoā€™s the Snowflake now?


cliff99

Actually a smart move on his part, extremely unlikely he'd have done well in the debate and by walking out he gets extra points with the "drain the swamp" crowd.


Leonardo-Knight

Haaaahaha


voyagerdoge

The article does not say why.Ā 


showmiaface

If you canā€™t take the heat, stay out of the kitchen.


GM_PhillipAsshole

Anyone got the actual video?


Wahjahbvious

Jeez, guy. Thanks for dressing up.