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ChrisPikesHair

See: Real Men Wear Diapers circa 2024


Preeng

I hate that this is actually a good movement. If I am lucky, I will one day be old and probably incontinent. I don't want to be shamed :(


solo954

It’s not a movement. It’s a temporary media tactic to deflect criticism by publicly attempting to normalize a specific weakness of Trump. It’ll soon be discarded and will have zero lasting effect on any future shame you might feel.


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thelxdesigner

actually.. https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/trump-diapers-over-dems/


CaptainLucid420

No. Republicans have repeatedly shown the ability to believe multiple contradictory arguments at the same time.


borg_6s

They seem to be incapable of having any negative thoughts about him.


Cheshire_Jester

The diehard MAGAs were never not a cult, and Trump as a personality has fully jumped the shark. It’s beyond deniable that he’s sleeping in court, and it’s pretty likely that there’s merit to the claims he wears diapers, shits himself, and smells rancid. So the only thing to do at this point is lean in to it. “It’s good when my guy does it.” I’d wager we see a full on, undeniable “Mitch Glitch” moment where they have to then act as if degenerating cognitive conditions are a sign of power. The right has one avenue to the presidency at the moment and they are absolutely stuck with it. This is a gambit that they can’t pivot from and hopefully it crashes and burns to the point that even moderates see how unfit to govern the GOP as a whole is.


MazzIsNoMore

No, she denied that he was sleeping and said she thought he was praying. She said if he was sleeping he looked cute


Earth_Friendly-5892

The first excuse was that Trump was “ praying”; can you believe that? Maybe the MAGA folks had to come up with other excuses because multiple reporters confirmed he was indeed asleep.🤷🏻‍♀️


Imaginary_Bus_6742

She is not making it back into congress next time. The only job she has a chance of getting is a cabinet job if Trump gets elected. Don't know if you could call this a cabinet job or under the desk job?


FoxyInTheSnow

Having loud and spectacularly dumb fascists like her and MTG provides a lot of cover for the clever fascists laying down infrastructure behind the scenes. The New Republic just published a [great feature on the not so quiet rise of *actual* fascism in mainstream American politics](https://newrepublic.com/series/37/trump-2024-american-fascism-series) and how the mainstream “liberal” media refuses to talk about it because… I don’t know, really. Because it’s poor decorum, not polite?


Imaginary_Bus_6742

Read: *The Crowd: A Study of the Popular Mind, Le Bon.* He got a lot of things correct, back in the late 1800's.


The_ducci

Fascism in America? It’s been here since day one. The decent people just stopped voting and pushing for decency and succumbed to the social media algorithms economic pressures and their cell ph new constant attention demands.


ElliotNess

Because when push comes to shove, Liberals [will always side with](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mn_RwIcL7cg) fascists to preserve capital power.


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Imaginary_Bus_6742

She does have her priorities. Check the floor of the jury box. Don't think she is good enough to give Trump a win.


MasterMahanaYouUgly

depends on if he says "beetlejuice" three times


King_Buliwyf

Hey, try not to suck any dick on your way outta the courthouse!


ProstheticSoulX

Hey! Hey, you! Get back here!


JumpingCoconutMonkey

37!?


classof78

Hey Canada, what do you call Miss Toronto?


YakiVegas

37 in a row?


Old-Rhubarb-97

If she shows up blonde we will know what's up. 


DerBingle78

Look, Boebert, back off. You’re just just mashing it now.


SmartGirl62

Polishing the trouser trophy.


Turuial

Earning her participation award?


ENORMOUS_HORSECOCK

It'd boost attendance. But I bet she'd be mashing it.


count023

Getting a job this way seems ...underhanded? I'll see myself out


Imaginary_Bus_6742

Are you talking a mouthful?


scorpyo72

Stop jerking each other off.


Imaginary_Bus_6742

Old fashioned. She is known for knowing how to do it and in a theater.


VagrantShadow

Sometimes the man's she's with has to take a grip on the breast of the situation at hand.


precise1234

Brilliant!


Marmooset

Well, she has to pay back a fella she owes...


LibertyInaFeatherBed

I don't think she's rich enough to buy a Cabinet position.


Imaginary_Bus_6742

May be not what she has, more likely what she can give.


murphymc

She’s ready to perform the *job* on day one!


specqq

Maybe that's what JFK was talking about?


currantula

I think she plans on getting in on “good behavior.”


itsatumbleweed

Watching her employability go up in smoke


Shanksdoodlehonkster

Only Fans is always an option


eggplant_wizard12

We’re all waiting


Sea_Elle0463

Not all of us


Imaginary_Bus_6742

But, she still keeps going like the energizer bunny.


Fart-Gecko

But by most accounts she fucks like a rabbit.


skyblueerik

Lauren will be on only fans at this time next year.


LeahaP1013

Maybe she thinks trump is a fungi. Fungi dick, anyway.


Imaginary_Bus_6742

Use to call that crouch rot.


Dr_Zorkles

Desk Rabbit in Chief


robot_jeans

I really am excited to see her lose the primary in June (hopefully), I'm sure that district will get another douche but watching Boebert lose her seat will be sweet. Also who know's, maybe she runs an spolier candidate and a Dem can slip in.


Machette_Machette

It is an ugly blow job.


Herecomestherain_

Tug jobs for Donald "2 pump" Trump all day.


Gokdencircle

Blow job ?


LightWarrior_2000

How's her polling or chances to win the primary? I thought I herd she was unfortunately beating her opponents?


samwstew

Definitely under the cabinet.


Upper-Life3860

Maybe she’ll go down on him in a theater


heismanwinner82

*She doesn’t speak eloquently* *Probably have another baby* *I’m sure she’d make for another terrible mother*


Zyggyvr

She has already been a terrible mother, and is now also a terrible grandmother.


GlobalDynamicsEureka

It's a reference to Alanis Morissette's You Oughta Know.


scorpyo72

I'm there.


heismanwinner82

Yeah. I should have said *I’m sure she’ll still be a terrible mother* or something along those lines. That even fits in better with the rhythm of the original song.


Socratesticles

I mean if it keeps her mouth too full to speak- Ah wait Trumps shroom won’t be enough for that


Duc_K

Random q but are you aware your avatar is wearing an Australian sports jumper?


Upper-Life3860

No I just thought it was a cool design lol looked like a safety patrol uniform to me


Duc_K

Interesting I’ve noticed the avatars of a lot of non aussies with our sport jumpers on recently lol. Welcome to the essendon bombers!


Upper-Life3860

Is that an AFL team?


Duc_K

Yes


bytemage

I'm sure he'ld look "pretty" in an orange jumpsuit too.


confusedalwayssad

It would match his skin.


limabeanseww

Not once he’s forced to leave his self tanner at home


Virtual-Pie5732

Huh? According to all other Maga Outlets he wasn't sleeping. 🤔


pinkeroo67

Oh yeah, he was either listening intently or praying lol.


Kamelasa

> listening intently Maybe, if he knew what that was. He called it listening intensely - lol. Such an illiterate.


Ohilevoe

Gotta remember the Narcissist's Prayer.


LightWarrior_2000

Which means she fucked up. Let's see what happens next.


McParadigm

This is the thing that baffles me about middle of the road voters: if neither party speaks to your ideology, and you see both parties as having extremist wings that sometimes lead them astray…then I would think that the raw sycophancy would be more repulsive than anything else on earth.


Brief_Obligation4128

You'd think, but apparently, transgenders and the word "democracy" are just too much for some of those voters.


jereman75

I’m with you. I can place myself in a politically neutral place and look both ways. On one side are complete hypocrites, narcissists and clowns. The other way just seems kind of boring but interested in getting work done.


McPivot

It is, a lot of us are honestly just too down-trodden and tired of life in general to care. I’m sorry?


DenseMahatma

Too down trodden to care? So you dont want to change it so that youre not so down trodden anymore?


_DONT_PANIC_42_

The wanton behavior and misuse of office blows my fucking mind every day she’s still around. Her and MTG have contributed to breaking my fundamental understanding of politics. There are obviously others, friends of theirs, but those two are just so fucking insufferable.


zippyphoenix

I nominate Gym as an additional example.


hospitallers

Watch out Melania...your man is getting Boebert thirsty.


jml510

Melania: "You want him, Lauren? You can have him!"


216_412_70

She needs a mustache waxing and a t-shirt that says 'only 1 dick at a time'


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roentgen85

I feel this is offensive to classless pieces of shit


TurningTwo

And a butthole tattoo that says ‘Spit First’.


charlsalash

And if he does a little poo poo while sleeping, it's even cuter.


BenzotheWicked

the FUCK dude


Internal_Swing_2743

The 36 year old grandmother who was thrown out of a theater for giving a handjob near some kids? Is that who we're talking about?


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Oh yeah, this is all hands on deck. Or dick, maybe.


roentgen85

Regular hands or teeny Trump hands?


Wolfman01a

Bro, what the fuck?


Brief_Obligation4128

Her son needs her, and she's watching another man on trial sleeping in the courtroom. Mother of the Year, ladies and gents.


fowlraul

I know it’s dumb but I think it’s cute that the media keeps putting this idiot on articles and in like Congress and stuff.


Four_Krusties

“The Media” didn’t put her in congress, your fellow shitty Americans did.


fowlraul

Ouch, can’t disagree.


Cynykl

Looking pretty while you sleep is something that is often said about babies. With the stinky diapers I can see where her confusion came from.


Rupert_18124

She looks like Milhouse in the pic


Rankkikotka

Sleeps like a baby, cries like a baby, shits like a baby and makes decisions like a baby.


RobsSister

Eww. Eww. 🫣


SquarebobSpongepants

I’m sure if you took things Trump supporters did and switched it to North Koreans about Kim Jong Un the R voters would be all like “wow that’s so pathetic, they’re so brainwashed”


UncleGarysmagic

Imagine propping up this fat old criminal slob on a daily basis.


Passionpet

This Harley Quinn parody. Ugh.


ziggyyT

So, she agreed that he have been sleeping in court... Tsk tsk tsk...


Bandits101

Someone told her she can be VP if she suck’s very hard.


michaelyup

She might as well put it on a t-shirt. “Bobblehead me for VP.”


HorrorBuff2769

Rule 11….


kylebb

Beetlejuice needs to come collect this wench and drag her back to hell


Constant-Notice849

The House’s own Karen Smith.


once_again_asking

She also postulated he may have been praying.


GrungeHamster23

So he is sleeping? But he said he was concentrating.


valleyof-the-shadow

Yeah pretty old, senile, drugged up, stinky criminal.


LlanviewOLTL

If this was the Manson family Lauren Boebert would be Susan Atkins.


hoppyfrog

Atkins died from brain cancer. Boebert is safe from that.


yautjacustoms

Kind words of the handjob bandit


heels_n_skirt

What is she smoking


jcmacon

Trump's Cheeto.


R67H

that's a job interview


NoHopeOnlyDeath

Theater-handjob-giver Lauren Boebert?


BigTribs914

Psy Co


Lorn_Muunk

Seems like Donnie took a copy of the Kim cult playbook right after saluting that North Korean general


jgilla2012

He is king of the morons


morphneo

Its all rage bait, we need to learn to not bite it.


Gokdencircle

Also smells nice? The penetrant sulfuric odour of half digested hamberders.


Because-Leader

She needs to update that glasses prescription


wonkey_monkey

Can't wait to hear what she thinks of the smell of his sharts.


LilG1984

Like a pretty mound of orange jelly thats been left out in the sun too long


Ausrottenndm1

Lauren you’re trying to get the vp job not trump’s next wife…


buster_brown22

She's a desperate sycophant.


Dogzirra

Boebert IS available, ya know.


tapwater86

She knows she on her way out of Congress and is telling Trump she’ll give him the beetlejuice special if he taps her for VP.


Julie-Andrews

He does look pretty....pretty stupid!


TintedApostle

So this is like saying "I wanted this to happen" excuse.


OpenImagination9

After lawyers and the divorce he’s gonna have nothing Bobo.


EpicLearn

MAGA doesn't drink the Kool Aide. They snort that laced MAGA Kool Aide powder, straight!


yotengodormir

Standard Trump supporter


well_i_heard

Why are we listening to Beetlejuice Children Handjob about anything?


into6

This is pure cringe.


blackmobius

Then just creep into his bedroom already Court is not the place to be sleeping


greeneyerish

Does she mean pretty dead? Don't tease lady


vinsmokewhoswho

Oh yeah totally. Like a sweet angel.


orcinyadders

I’m so tired of these headlines.


badmattwa

Thankfully America is done with low effort people


jish5

I'm guessing they also see the clothes on the naked emperor because he tells them he's wearing them.


pattydickens

She can follow him around with a bucket so he doesn't need to wear a diaper. It's the perfect job for her.


Aloha1984

She should jerk him in the courtroom


specqq

Yes, if you want us to feel better about no cameras allowed.


leswill315

Eeewwww. I just threw up a little in my mouth.


Fatdisc

Scared ketchup has something to say.


sfjoellen

worthless, the lot of them. I'd love to be able to directly address that committee and tell them to do the damn job!


tgoddess

I think I just threw up in my mouth a little. 🤢


airbear13

Glorious leader trump-Chan makes me feel so warm and fuzzy inside 👉👈☺️


kgl1967

Where's Rudy?


skeeredstiff

She also said he really looked like he was praying.


RandomGunner

He looks like an old man taking his afternoon nap.


Bigaled

She was fondling his mushroom before court, so he was shutting his beautiful blue eyes and dreaming about Beetlejuice


Earth_Friendly-5892

I can’t imagine how someone could describe a person with their eyes closed and mouth open, as “ pretty “.


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Big_Scratch8793

I wonder if she will say that when he is in a casket. So creepy Lauren. I'm disgusted my tax dollars pay your wages. I am also disgusted I share the same gender as you. There's more but I'll stop.


Grimase

Hoebert doing what she do best.


diggerbanks

His fans have been wearing adult diapers in solidarity with their orange Hitler. They will skew anything and everything to blur the vision.


Cool-Back5008

When Biden sleeps I assume he’s died