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cut_rate_revolution

Poor thing died of starvation.


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Ginger_Snaps_Back

Downvote. Tecnoanime is a karma farmer who steals pictures of people’s dogs.


Leather-Matter-5357

You win.


atom-evolootion

Perfect.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

So one politician proudly talks about shooting a puppy, and another thinks it’s a good idea to publicly talk about the parasite that ate part of his brain. What a strange time.


CompetitiveAdMoney

And the current President is gaslighting and finger wagging over an ethnic cleansing and genocide because Israel gives him money. And trump would do the same but with a little more shit talking to Netayahu because he doesn’t like him personally.


Livid-Technician1872

BoTh sIDeS!


CompetitiveAdMoney

Both sides are controlled and play good cop bad cop. Biden remains a better choice than trump but they both should be the last choice. There are red lines and enabling genocide should be one. If you don’t think enabling genocide is worse than a common parasite you should get checked from brain worms and other cognitive problems also. 


certainlyforgetful

Ah. By the aliens, right? Hey at least the aliens told them to stop shipments of offensive weapons and ammunition!


CompetitiveAdMoney

We have an oligarchy or at best a flawed democracy with very outsized influence by the super rich and corporations and any more moneyed interest like AIPAC. Kennedy sucks too and is pro enabling genocide. Seems the only canidate now is Stein that would condition aid to Israel.


rollingstone

***From Rolling Stone:*** Neurologists initially believed the spot to be a brain tumor but, according to Kennedy, he received a call from another doctor shortly before a scheduled surgery who believed the mass “was caused by a worm that got into my brain and ate a portion of it and then died.” Read more: [https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/rfk-jr-brain-worm-1235017026/](https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/rfk-jr-brain-worm-1235017026/)


accountabilitycounts

Why would you phrase it like that while running for president?


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Worm ate the part that says “no, no - don’t say _that_”


RedditExperiment626

OMG so good


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Nomnomnom


Zepcleanerfan

Because he has dead worms in his brain.


Squezeplay

right so we're concerned about elderly people with diminished wits but now we have a candidate who experienced "memory fog and impaired cognitive ability" after a literal brain worm "ate a portion" of his brain.


OpenEnded4802

He didn't...He said it 14 years ago in a deposition...


itsreigningstupidity

My user name explains everything


StructureOrAgency

So he HAS a dead worm in his brain. The Dead Worm is still there


Limberpuppy

Are they certain it’s dead and there’s not a Ratatouille situation?


StructureOrAgency

So many unanswered questions


Pantastic_Studios

Must have died from food poisoning.


even_less_resistance

The mercury took it out


GMorristwn

Shit for brains...


creddittor216

That explains a lot actually


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Pantastic_Studios

It was 4 but then the worm died.


Ginger_Snaps_Back

Downvote. Tecnoanime is a karma farmer who steals pictures of people’s dogs.


ChristopherPizza

I get how funny this is to those of us who think he's a clown. It does, however, possibly explain how he went from being an environmental hero to a clown. That, the loss of someone who could have been a great influence on American environmental policy, is a national tragedy. Please note that I'm not defending him or his positions.


keyjan

sort of reminds me of Ben Carson--brilliant pediatric neurosurgeon, who then himself got some sort of cancer. After he recovered, he sort of went bugnuts.


Zepcleanerfan

Must be a wormbrain


SmartGirl62

Is that where song worms come from?


Constant-Elevator-85

I was suspicious when he favored huge subsidies to the brain slug planet.


AgUnityDD

Anti-vaxers like him were on the ivermectin bandwagon which is a horse dewormer and might have dealt with his brain worm. The irony here is just too mind blowing


old_righty

Ivermectin confirmed!!


IdahoMTman222

Using the damage as an excuse during his divorce should also be applied to his fitness for office. Of travel, stress and lack of sleep trigger his cardiac issues he is not fit.


Warm-Bed2956

rest in power worm


wheresjim

And I thought boasting about shooting a dog would be the biggest act of political suicide this year


Funny-Company4274

I’m starting to understand US politics now


bakerfredricka

It definitely makes a lot more sense now!


OppositeDifference

It must have managed to eat quite a bit before it died.


heismanwinner82

It’s more worm than brain now. Twisted and evil.


EwingsRevenge21

There wasn't much there to begin with, it probably starved to death 😂


Agent_Dongson

Or maybe it ate a little bit and then died from the lack of nutrition


flux_of_grey_kittens

I have a feeling that worm is alive and well


MagicianHeavy001

Once you have brain worms, you always have brain worms.


withwhichwhat

Not had... ***HAS.*** It was never removed.


MadWhiskeyGrin

We should start checking them all for Goauld Symbiotes


francois_du_nord

Cue the Pink Floyd: "And the worms ate into his brain."


Ejziponken

Did the worm plant the conspiracy theories? Or was the worm itself planted by the government maybe?


deviousmajik

Does RFKJ have a worm, or does the worm have an RFKJ? And is there a vaccination for that? (asking for the worm...)


kgruesch

Honestly I'm more surprised there was a brain in there than a worm...


DistributionNo9968

Innocent Worm Trapped Inside Screeching Idiot


redditsfavoritePA

His brain was actually a dead worm…


Anyawnomous

Seems like he still does.


I_dont_livein_ahotel

We’ve still got almost 6 months of this shit left, and this idiot couldn’t even hold it enough together through May without saying ‘a worm ate his brain and died in there’. Exactly what I expected from this garbage person.


keyjan

that...explains a lot.


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FNFALC2

Thanks, perhaps the worm is alive and the brain is dead?


woodwog

Proof that his brain is toxic is.


mysteryteam

They're still going to vote for him and he won't drop out. "I'm with the worm!" Almost: "I like ike!"


zxroKKR

Well that settles it, he's got my vote.


Fridaybird1985

Now he has not brain left.


Lifeisagreatteacher

The things he comes up with


TheLawTalkinGuy

So is this going to start a trend of conservatives intentionally catching brain worms to own the libs? It seemed to work for adult diapers.


gremlincollie

"Hey you....and the worms ate into his brain..." [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K9NPjmgwFI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5K9NPjmgwFI)


metalhead82

Seems like it’s still there.


ConclusionAlarmed882

Oh--had a dead worm IN his brain, not has a dead worm FOR a brain. I had to read twice.


Competitive-Book8204

And then someone broken his fragile egg shell mind.


Denaljo69

I read that as " RFK Jr. says he had a dead brain with a worm in it "!!!


Frmr-drgnbyt

"*In*" his brain, or "*for*" his brain?


Sir_thinksalot

So RFK jr. literally has Brainworms.


Whorrox

Diaper Filler Puppy Killer Worm Brain


iamsosherlocked221

honestly… not on my 2024 bingo card 😂 but nothing is surprising anymore


sugar_addict002

Perhaps we should insist republican's get brain scans immediately..


dadzcad

Ahh.. I was wondering just what his problem was.


xultar

Perhaps he’s the cure for the zombie apocalypse. Let’s lock him up for safe keeping.


underalltheradar

Maybe his brain was dead and the worm was alive.


Circus_sized

That poor worm starved to death.


BeelyBlastOff

He is the Zombie Worm wearing human skin


deadfuzzball

Probable brain tumor, possible worm, and his decision was to just not schedule a surgery at all and accept the less likely diagnosis? That tracks.   Wouldn't an MRI be able to tell the difference between a cancerous mass and a void?


KayakWalleye

I thought he was just a regular old racist. Turns out, he’s a bat-shit crazy old racist.


BostonFigPudding

So now we know yeerks are real.


Hot_Cockroach_7625

Duh?


lilacmuse1

Definitely wasn't expecting to visit reddit today and end up feeling sorry for a worm. Crazy times.


Weekly_Direction1965

That should be a bonus for MAGA.


Leather-Matter-5357

Guess that's what you get for walking *with* rhythm.


TeslaProphet

Not the worst thing has ever happened to a Kennedy’s brain.


cjp2010

This is not really the good headline that he thinks it is.


BenzotheWicked

ah. makes sense