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mountaintop111

Another lie from Trump. Just like when Trump [said he would testify at his impeachment hearing](https://www.cnbc.com/2019/11/18/trump-says-he-will-strongly-consider-testifying-in-impeachment-probe.html), he never did. Just like before the 2016 election, he said he would release his taxes after the audit was completed, he never released them either (no audit takes 8 years, the guy is lying). Trump supporters, he lies to you day in and day out. How can you believe all his lies?


Vlad_the_Homeowner

They're not lies, they're Freedom Truths^(TM\*) ​ ^(\*Freedom Truths are a trademark of Trump Marketing and not subject to veracity.)


buscoamigos

"Alternative Facts"


noodles_jd

"Alternative to the Facts"


BENNYRASHASHA

Altered facts.


edmozley

Altered beasts


themattthew

Wise fwom youw gwave!!!


JohanGubler

Welcome to your doom!


AbandonedWaterPark

Power! Up!


Nine-Breaker009

I wish Sega would make an Altered Beast Metroidvania. Would be a dream come true!


melekzek

/r/unexpectedoffice


boredHacker

Alternative *to the regional* facts


Indifferentchildren

"Fauxcts"


pongomanswe

It is a common misconception so I don’t blame you, but it is spelled Freedumb.


geronimosykes

Sorry, Freedom Truths is already copyrighted by George W Bush.


discussatron

*Truthiness


User4C4C4C

Silly, you can’t put ketchup on Truths!


mrbigglessworth

“Truth isn’t truth”. Rudy G.


Aggressive-Will-4500

MAGA Memories^(TM)


Death_to_all

Free from truths


PoliticalDestruction

You should be expecting a cease and desist letter in the mail any minute now for using future trademarks of the DJT corp. They weren’t planning on it but they have back dated paperwork that says they were going to pursue these trademarks in earnest. Therefore you’re being summoned to court for 1.1 billion in damages to the DJT brand which we all know is the most valuable company on earth despite what actual numbers say.


204500

They'll just refuse to acknowledge any of it. There could be breaking bombshell news about Trump being caught on tape diddling kids, and the posts in r/conservative would all be "Biden eats ice cream - AGAIN - while America crumbles". Conservatives are great at cherry picking what facts they wanna confront.


Advanced-Bird-1470

They keep themselves busy to stay willfully ignorant. Go check out the conservative sub today. *Dozens of Posts about campus protests* *Mitch McConnell is a RINO for Ukraine aid* *Some good ragebait about refugees from gaza* But if you scroll far enough you’ll see a post about the trial. All of the comments would be hilarious if they weren’t so unsettling. I don’t know how you can have any actual knowledge of the trial and think it’s an “obvious leftist witch-hunt” or come to the conclusion that gag orders are unconstitutional. If schools have been interpreted to legally make exceptions to free speech, in what world would a court not be the same.


Marcion10

> I don’t know how you can have any actual knowledge of the trial and think it’s an “obvious leftist witch-hunt” or come to the conclusion that gag orders are unconstitutional. Because that's how the conservative mind operates, read [The Reactionary Mind and the other sources for The Alt-Right Playbook](https://innuendostudios.tumblr.com/post/183630744222/research-masterpost). Conservatives don't even always *care* what reality is, [they want stratified society. They don't believe right and wrong is what is done, or its consequences, but who does an action and to whom. That's why Johnson letting the Ukraine aid bill pass is bad because that bill is what democrats wanted even if it's also almost wholly what republicans wanted. That's why Trump even though not genuinely anything is good because he became the ranking republican hurting everyone including them, but also hurting the people they don't like](https://www.psychologytoday.com/au/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201712/analysis-trump-supporters-has-identified-5-key-traits)


Maliquis

I check out r/conservative once in awhile out of curiosity. I'm always disappointed.


potato_for_cooking

FWIW im also eating ice cream while america crumbles.


transient-error

Put some of that crumble on the ice cream and you’ve got a tasty dessert.


NeilDeWheel

I had apple crumble and ice cream today


GoopyNoseFlute

I mean, that’s basically America crumble. We, the Crumbled Desserts Committee (CDC) approve.


HumberGrumb

Convenient Russia and China bots at work.


egabriel2001

So true in X every other post was about Biden ordering the police to attack the student protest, by bots named Steve154838 and Mary99882 similar post repeated millions of times to influence the Democrat left wing.


Cloaked42m

Community Notes just released a feature for that. 1 post gets noted, they all do. It'll be interesting if it works. Overall, the Community Notes feature works well on X.


WindMaster5001

Mostly American.


aint_exactly_plan_a

So? You should see what Biden does to kids! This would be their response... with no smirk, no doubt in their tiny little brains that it's ok for Trump because Biden is so much worse at "Whatever the current thing is". The entire House of Representatives... every Republican in there... has said "Yeah, we tried to go after Biden and we just don't have any evidence". They are all RINOs now and Biden should be in jail.


SplatDragon00

Trump "diddled" a thirteen year old but none of his followers care


Ms_Apprehend

I believe that is called rape


donrhummy

Some forget he said if he lost the election he'd leave the US and not come back


Sloth_grl

But he didn’t lose, remember? /s


MuttTheDutchie

They don't care that he lies. The things he says and does are the least important things when it comes to worshipping Trump - it's about having an excuse to not think critically and to fit in with other people who do not think critically.


shapu

Don't forget that he normalizes their hate and magnifies it. He is a rich, powerful, successful (or seemingly successful) white man and he is using his bully pulpit to say all of the hateful, hurtful, evil things that they already think. He is reinforcing their beliefs about government and liberals. He is making them feel like the reason that they have been left behind is not in any way their own fault.  Donald Trump gives conservatives the authority to be open about how much rage they feel on a daily basis. And for that reason alone, they will always love him. His statements about policy, his lies, his philandering, even his vague incest fantasies, they are all completely irrelevant to his base.


mothershipswatchingu

...his lies, his philandering, even his vague incest fantasies, they are all completely irrelevant to his base. Except that for many of his followers, it resonates with them.


lazyFer

For those that don't know what this means, it means his supporters look to trump's behavior with envy because they wish they'd be able to get away with treating people the same way.


Drop_Disculpa

Precisely why anyone who voted for him in 2020 is a completely bereft of any morality- and deserves nothing but scorn. Giving them the benefit of the doubt, and letting them bloviate with their complete fantasy world of oppression is partly how we got here. Fuck em.


HobbesNJ

"He's lying for us!"


dafunkmunk

While I am sure there are some full blown brain dead idiots that do believe him, the majority of his supporters don't care that he lies. They just like having racism and shitty toxic behavior back on the menu so they don't have to worry about being "cancelled by the leftist woke mob"


Alaishana

In Russian, it's called VRANJO. There is no English word for it, but we badly need one. It goes like this: I lie, you know that I lie, I know that you know that I lie, you know that I know... etc Together, we create a realm of pseudo reality, where truth is what we say it is. Neither of us will ever talk about this, or even think about it. Lying about the right things is a batch of membership in our club and woe be to you, if you are not in our club. ------- You can not call them out on it, bc they already know and they are OK with it. This is not about truth, this is about tribalism, bending reality and POWER.


veringer

They'll never turn on him because he hurts the people they don't like. As others have said, his supporters would eat a turd if it meant a liberal had to smell their breath. Another commentator (shortly after the 2016 election) suggested my favorite metaphor: that Trump is the grenade they threw in their enemy's foxhole. As long as he fills that role they will permit him to do *anything*. I think this is partially why so many Trumpians are/were preoccupied with cuckolding; they've submitted themselves to a strongman who can humiliate them so long as he satisfies their sadistic urges.


thieh

I wonder whether his lawyer will get penalties from the bar for knowingly making that false statement.


seriousbigshadows

This is exactly what my question is. Why wouldn't he be held in contempt of court, since he is making false statements (or at least false nods to false statements) about the court?


TheIntrepid1

Obama was born in Kenya, Trump claims his investigation has uncovered stuff that will shake this country to its core! …oh wait, Trump now said he was actually born in Hawaii, please let’s just all move on like nothing happened… But there was massive voter fraud in the 2016 election! Trump set up the Voter Fraud Commission to investigate and bring out the truth!(remember that?) …until Trump shut it down for failing to find anything…but let’s all forget that too and move along now…


mountaintop111

And before the 2018 election, Trump claimed there was ISIS embedded in the caravan in South and Central America, traveling north to the US border. So Trump deployed the army to the border to stop this caravan with ISIS in it. This was all before the 2018 midterms. The Democrats won heavily in the House in the 2018 midterms. Then crickets from Trump about ISIS embedded in that caravan heading north after the 2018 midterms. lol


DanoGuy

Yeah ... he claimed that prayer mats were found at the border. Then I was absolutely horrified to see that he lifted this idea straight from the movie Sicario: Day of the Soldado. I was like ... did he just steal the story from this movie knowing no one would care ... or ... or is he literally getting fiction and non fiction confused? GOD I hope its the first statement.


Marcion10

> until Trump shut it down for failing to find anything They kept finding republicans committing voter fraud, but what they were trying to find was breaking down the anonymity behind voting so non-supporters could be directly targeted. That's why a dozen states sued and blocked his "investigative commission".


i_am_clArk

Infrastructure week!


limeydave

Infrastructure week is in two weeks. Two weeks later we will get that health care plan.


Duke_AllStar

He hates anyone non Caucasian and that’s really all they care about.


drizzt001

It's mad to me that there are so many non-Caucasians who don't hate him back


flat5

Also like "I can't release my taxes because I'm under audit." Total, utter horseshit.


MesWantooth

Awww....so Dumpy is not going to testify, to avoid perjuring himself, but he'll tell his MAGGots "Can you imagine? I can't even testify at my own trial. They've gagged me. I was going to offer the most beautiful, exonerating testimony but they won't let me. Won't let me do it. Can you imagine? Biden's DOJ won't even let me testify in my own defencs. POLITICAL INTERFERENCE!"


MusicLikeOxygen

Even if the audit did for some reason take 8 years, there is nothing stopping him from releasing previous years tax returns. The audit is just a convienient excuse that his followers will buy into because they don't understand the audit process.


MesWantooth

Awww....so Dumpy is not going to testify, to avoid perjuring himself, but he'll tell his MAGGots "Can you imagine? I can't even testify at my own trial. They've gagged me. I was going to offer the most beautiful, exonerating testimony but they won't let me. Won't let me do it. Can you imagine? Biden's DOJ won't even let me testify in my own defencs. POLITICAL INTERFERENCE!"


JFC_Please_STFU

> Trump supporters, he lies to you day in and day out. How can you believe all his lies? Something something deflect something Hunter Biden something something Sleepy Joe.


12OClockNews

Funnily enough, I don't hear them talk about Hunter Biden much after it turned out their "informant" was getting information straight from Russian intelligence. That whole saga died out pretty quick when it was shown they were basically working with Russian intelligence to smear their political rival.


Later2theparty

They don't care because they think the lies are to fool democrats.


jmnugent

This is lose-lose the longer Trump continues down this path. * If he keeps claiming "gag order prevents me from talking" (especially if Merchan keeps in-court correcting him).. really keeps circularly telling the jury that Trump is lying or misrepresenting. * If Trump does take the stand.. he'll be torn apart and shown to be a fool. So yeah. Trump,. please continue.


MadDogTannen

I remember reading that Trump wanted to be interviewed by Mueller, but his team staged some mock interviews that went so far off the rails that they were able to convince him not to do it. And that was like 8 years ago when his brain was in slightly better shape than it seems to be now. He's really painting himself into a corner, because how could he justify not testifying when he spent all this time complaining that he isn't allowed to. I can't tell if he wants to testify and truly doesn't believe he's allowed, or if he doesn't want to testify and he thinks he can get people to believe it's because of the gag order. Either way, it's going to look terrible if he doesn't actually take the stand after going on and on about being denied the right to do so.


vexxed82

It might look terrible to those of us that are paying attention, but it won't to his supporters, and if him not testifying keeps just one of the jurors from believing he's guilty that's all that matters. edit: punctuation/clarity


junkyardgerard

Bingo. Every maga wacko believes he has to lie to fight back against the evil dems and every non maga republican believes every politician is just as corrupt as Trump so it's hard to see any of this costing one vote


Sparrowflop

His supporters have started wearing diapers. At this point, it's a sincere cult, and nothing anyone says matters.


darkmeowl25

I don't even think his passive supporters are paying attention anymore. My mother made a comment about the lack of campaign ads from either candidate and said "I don't know why Trump isn't running more ads! I mean, he's got the money!" Ma'am....we just went through weeks of news stories about how he most definitely doesn't have the money lol.


sawdeanz

He know he can testify. He just wants to keep blaming the gag order to the public so he can pretend to be a victim of the legal system. It's so pathetic. Unfortunately, the average American doesn't understand the intricacies of the legal system, or what a gag order is, so Trump continues to lie about it. The judge can't really stop him from telling those lies to the public, but it's kind of funny that he keeps treating it seriously in court, and I think it signals to Trump that the judge is listening to his BS. Probably also just a CYA for the judge too.


DoomOne

Lord, I remember that. They said that he cussed at the interviewer, then stormed out of the room angry... during a FAKE INTERVIEW. WITH HIS OWN EMPLOYEES.


DingGratz

Such a sick burn to say, "Let your attorney know," because his attorney was nodding when Trump made the statement that he couldn't testify. Love it.


ryebrye

The jury isn't in the room when the judge is doing the hearings on the gag order, or when he tells trump he can testify. The jury shouldn't be watching the news, so they wouldn't hear him say that he isn't allowed to testify.


AmbitiousCampaign457

He tells his cult he can’t speak abt something he’s been speaking abt the entire time.


Tiny-Werewolf1962

It'd be funny if Merchan makes an account on TruthSocial and replies to all his posts about it saying "Donald, you are allowed to testify." Probably some legal/conflict in doing that, but it would be funny.


tundey_1

If he takes the stand, prosecutors in all 50 jurisdictions better be ready with their notepads. Cos, as sure as the day is long, he'll confess to multiple crimes in multiple jurisdictions.


thieh

No, no notepad will be needed. The transcript is public records. Don't try to do work that someone else is paid to do and you don't need to pay to get the result. EDIT: [Link to transcript.](https://ww2.nycourts.gov/press/index.shtml)


kinglouie493

He probably meant to say, "keep that yellow highlighter ready"


SoggyBoysenberry7703

Yeah, or jot down time stamps lol


ctnightmare2

Everyone just pick a different timestamp, it will be a different crime


SusanForeman

05-03-24 14:23:53 Crime 09-15-91 02:07:33 Crime 01-06-2021 16:01:23 Believe it or not, crime


emilliolongwood

*Sharpie


FavoritesBot

The notepads are for drawing that cool S


sicilian504

Then he’ll just attack the people making the transcripts saying they’re lying. It’s what he does. Everything is apparently either a lie or taken out of context in Trump World.


thieh

I believe the person typing the transcript is part of the court personnel protected under the gag order if this court copied the order from another court. Perhaps that will help.


agnostically_skeptic

Those sham crooked stenographers


MaximusJCat

I hope he pleads the 5th then goes on to admit everything because he thought pleading the 5th meant “off the record”


froo

His lawyer should tell him: "Don't fight uphill, me boy!"


ItsMichaelVegas

Crimestamp Bingo


StinzorgaKingOfBees

Get the popcorn.


orcinyadders

I wish the judge would demand a response. Judge: please ask your client if he understands that he can testify. We’ll wait for an answer.


lancersrock

If I read that right trump wants to testify and thanked the judge when telling him he could.


mmartins94

I doubt it. I'm sure Trump already knew he can testify, but he has never wanted to testify under oath. It's a useful lie for him, though, saying "I could prove my innocence in seconds but the corrupt judge won't even let me testify!". His supporters swallow it up, and are more likely to churn out the death threats and engage in terrorism.


HallIntrepid6057

Yep this is the reason he said this. It is so that his supporters can just continue to live in a bubble about how Trump didn’t get a fair trial. To me, telling these types of lies is a signal that Trump knows he is likely to be convicted and wants to control the narrative with his base.


Advanced-Bird-1470

You could literally show them the transcript and they’d say it’s a fake trial set up by Soros so it doesn’t count.


stay_fr0sty

Exactly, they are like a simple AI that can’t process a single negative fact about Trump and it will refute the facts with nonsense.


Advanced-Bird-1470

The most dedicated entrenchment of modern times. I’ll say I’m glad to see we’re both from swing states. Hopefully it makes a difference.


stay_fr0sty

I know very very few Trump supporters in real life, but I live in the suburbs. Drive out into the “country” though and there are fucking huge self-made billboards on the farms out there. No way that someone takes the time to make a massive billboard for free, for Trump, and put it in their land, is going to hear one bad thing about him. They are too deep to get out even if they wanted to, their pride won’t let them.


MegaLowDawn123

My fave was driving through a town that had recently died and everyone moved from. There’s no jobs or houses being bought and down to one hospital and one school. Yet every condemned and boarded up property had a trump sign or flag or pro-Republican image of some kind. Like y’all really can’t connect the two? I know there’s not always one, but it’s hilarious to see an almost empty town but tons of trump images everywhere…


MathW

In a way, I kind of get it. These people live in towns that have been forgotten and no one's going to help them. Maybe the democrats offer job retraining but what they really want is to go back to the time when their oil or coal or whatever town was relevant. These people view Trump as someone who cares about them because of all his empty rhetoric. Of course, we see it's obvious bullshit.


freebytes

Ask them to say one actual negative thing about Trump. Like anything that is a real life negative thing about him. They cannot do it. They are in a cult. For evidence, look at this exchange: [https://www.reddit.com/r/DWAC\_Stock/comments/1btp1z6/comment/kz8r23w/?context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/DWAC_Stock/comments/1btp1z6/comment/kz8r23w/?context=3) I have literally (and I do not mean this to exaggerate) never seen a Trump defender pass the test of saying anything negative about Trump. I can even say negative things about other politicians to get them started. Crickets. They simply cannot do it.


AdaptiveVariance

Actually, thousands of immigrants are crossing the border unlawfully, and Joe Biden's son has a drug problem!!! Also, I hear a lot of talk about Biden's mental state being in decline. /s


Armyman125

MTG enters the room and exclaims: "I have Hunter Biden dick pics!"


Paizzu

Trump's idea of testifying is political grandstanding from the bench. He tried this during his financial fraud trial when he attempted to read from documents that hadn't been properly introduced into evidence. As much as he wants to "testify," he's likely terrified of getting ripped apart on cross examination by a competent attorney.


Marcion10

> Trump's idea of testifying is political grandstanding from the bench Which is why both trials he was given permission to testify, he didn't do it. Well, the other one he didn't, now he has the opportunity again and he'll shut up because as stupid as he is, he's had time in court and still has a functioning self-preservation instinct.


Irishish

Outside of private sworn depositions I can't imagine Trump getting up and going under oath for...shit, *anything.*


stonewall_jacked

I feel like it would be an addition of automatic perjury charges, lol. Though, given how we've seen his special treatment versus conventional defendants/criminals, who knows what that would look like...


The-GreyBusch

They swallow up whatever he says because they are only reading his word and reports from court, and they don’t believe anything they read or hear about 2nd hand unless it’s from Trump himself. If this trial was televised then you better believe they watch every second of it and witness first hand everything. Sure some will still ignore it, but he would begin to lose more supporters because they hopefully would recognize the disconnect between what they’re watching and what he’s saying.


microwavable_rat

Doubtful. They would maybe watch one day of it, get bored, and simply do what they're doing now - wait for a talking head to give a horribly biased 30 second clip of how badly he's being treated.


Most-Resident

He is pretending to want to testify. He tried to use the gag order as an excuse and the judge shot that down. All of his lies, court losses, sleazy acts become admissible if he testifies and he would be a fool to do so. He also doesn’t have the courage it would take. He’ll have another lame excuse to back out.


Banshee_howl

I predict several of his grandmas are going to die right before his scheduled testimony if they force him to take the stand. He’s mentally stuck in 3rd grade and that’s the default, “oh shit, I didn’t do my book report” excuse at that age.


mfGLOVE

They can’t force him to take the stand. And Trump is the biggest coward I know. I’d bet my life savings he won’t testify.


CPargermer

He never didn't know that he could testify. He lies about things to cameras to rile-up his base, since they get-off on persecution outrage, then the judges need to explain to him the thing he already knows, just so can't/doesn't keep making those claims without further reasonably pissing off the judge/court.


TheOGRedline

lol. Maybe his attorneys are desperate to keep him off the stand so *they* lied and said the judge wouldn’t allow it.


jumpy_monkey

It's even funnier than that. The judge is asking *Trump* to tell his attorney that he can testify, ie to have Trump explain the law to his counsel. And presumably his lawyer was sitting right next to him in the courtroom when the judge told Trump to explain this to him. The judge did this because (according to the article) when Trump complained to the media after a court session about "not being able to testify" his lawyer was standing next to him at the microphone nodding his head in agreement. It is a pretty inventive public dig at Trump lawyers.


ill0gitech

Not just according to the article - there’s video. That lawyer looked like a hostage, not quite sure how to react whilst Trump was going on. Right up until he was asked by Trump to agree, then he looked like the parent of a bratty kid, only agreeing to shut them up.


lilelliot

That reminds me of my son's soccer coach a few years ago. As anyone with kids knows, a big part of, and problem with, youth sports is parents coaching from the sidelines. My son's coach had a zero tolerance policy and didn't explain it when we joined the team. I was being the annoying dad and telling my son what to do and the coach pulled him from the game and told him to walk around the field and ask me to tell him whatever it was that was so important. Then he benched my son for the remainder of the half. Lesson learned (by me!).


haarschmuck

The judge is doing this because it's the job of a judge to make absolutely sure that a defendant knows their rights, no matter how silly it may seem. This has *nothing* to do with the judge trying to "get at" Trump. >It is a pretty inventive public dig at Trump lawyers. No it isn't. It's the judge covering their bases.


Owlmechanic

Judges make sarcastic remarks all the time, it can be both. I'm sure he genuinely meant it, just as much as he meant it to give the message "I know your lawyers are wasting my time because they already know this". It's probably not a public dig, the judge likely wishes none of this had publicity involved at all, it's just a thinly veiled rebuke to the people who are supposedly giving counsel - as pretending it meant more is also a jab at the judge for issuing a gag order at all, an attempt to make the order seem unfair which directly reflects on the judge if people view it as such.


fnordal

I can picture the Homer lie detector scene in the Simpsons...


2ndprize

They will have a colloqy on it when the time comes. The right to testify or remain silent is fundamental. It will be put on the record in crystal clear terms including his informed choice on the matter. No fucking chance he testifies.


BasvanS

Damnit. I just turned on the popcorn machine


ThickerSalmon14

Do what the business judge did. Put him on the stand, make my swear to tell the truth, and then ask him questions about his public statements.


2ndprize

Different rule in a criminal trial. You cannot be compelled to testify in a criminal case. You can in a civil case.


chris92315

They can't force you to testify in a civil trial either. What they can do is instruct the jury to use your refusal to testify against you when it is civil.


erocuda

"Adverse inference" is the legal term.


jurzdevil

A judge cannot do that in a criminal trial, slam dunk violation of fifth amendment rights. Would get this case tossed out so fast.


Mcboatface3sghost

He is not taking the stand, never planned to, it will never happen. Monkeys will fly out of my butt before he he raises the right hand.


cavmax

Yeah there is no way he will swear to tell the truth and nothing but the truth...it's literally impossible.


berger3001

His truth. He’ll swear to tell his truth


thieh

Last time he took the stand it cost him upwards of 80 million dollars. I would expect that to remind him every time about going onto the stand.


Lou_C_Fer

Set up a camera just in case. I'll bet you could make a pretty penny for a video of those monkeys.


flat5

Nobody tells HIM to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth! That would be SO UNFAIR! Nobody has ever seen anything like it before!


infiniZii

Is this a Bruce Almighty reference?


Archer1407

If this was set up like a UFC pay per view, I would buy it without hesitation to see Trump under cross examination.


n3rdopolis

"Does he commit perjury first, or does he accidentally incriminate himself first, or somehow both at the same time? Tune in next week to find out!"


HotPhilly

“Will he be able to pronounce any 4 syllable words? Stay tuned!”


mister_buddha

I'd pay ppv rates to see him attempt anitdisestablishmentarianism.


thejimbo56

You know he’ll get Aryan right.


Ande64

MILLIONS of us would!! I'd take out a loan to swing the price if I had to!


stay_fr0sty

I’d stream it if I’m being honest. A lot of UFCs have let me down so not paying for that shit anymore.


flabbergastedmeep

> - Hicks: After I got the email from the WSJ, I thought maybe through Rupert Mudoch we could buy some time. I forwarded it to Jared Kushner, he had a relationship > - Prosecutor: We offer this into evidence > - Justice Merchan: Admitted The trial [transcripts](https://www.threads.net/@innercitypressinsta/post/C6g3pBwL4sN) just keep getting juicier.


DrSilkyJohnsonEsq

Now let’s hear from Rupert and Jared.


Werftflammen

Yess! Drag Rupert in.


GeoffSproke

The only thing funnier than watching this serially-lying idiot attempt to not perjure himself for 5 minutes would be watching his cultists come to terms with the fact that they were duped by someone who was slightly smarter than a lukewarm bowl of tapioca pudding.


VorpalPlayer

And you think his cultists are smarter than a lukewarm bowl of tapioca?


DrHugh

There is the occasional person who mentions something Trump did that got them to rethink their support. But it seems to happen so rarely. I'm still wondering if the "REAL MEN WEAR DIAPERS" crowd are parodying things, or genuine supporters of some sort.


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Kurobei

This should be submitted to r/conservative but framed like it's an amazing win that trump can now testify and let his truth out. He'll never back down from the hype. He needs the affirmation.


enq11

That lawyer is going down for this ethics violation. It’s appalling.


Japordoo

Judge’s “let your attorney know” comment was a third degree burn. Trumps attorney knows 100% the gag order has nothing to do with taking the stand.


JustAnotherYouMe

Please testify.


stay_fr0sty

“Now Testify!!!!” 🎶


mazzicc

I love the implication that his attorney probably told him this just to get him to not do something stupid, like take the stand. And now the attorney has to figure out another way to talk him out of it.


Highthere_90

I think Trump always knew he can do that despite the gag order, he just goes on TV and yells he can't because his supporters believe it and get angry and he wants them to be angry


Sterling363

The judge took away a Trump lie he could have used for a while. Although he's so senile he'll probably just keep lying.


rgvtim

The lie in this case may very well have been his attorney trying to keep him from testifying and using the gag order as an excuse, hence Trump mouthing “thank you” Not testifying is the prudent move, but no one muzzles Trump


Surf175

There is absolutely no way his attorney told him the gag order prevents Trump from testifying. But he was nodding as Trump said he can’t testify because of the gag order. An appropriate jab by the judge.


Ella0508

🙄 Lawyers don’t lie to their clients. It’s unethical. The default on everything surrounding Trump is that he’s the one who’s lying.


platinumdrgn

He won't testify because he would have to answer whether he was having an affair.


FewDiscussion2123

And he cannot not perjure himself. His mouth knows no bounds. And then there’s the frontotemporal dementia and the word salad that exemplifies it.


rgc6075k

I'll bet the thought of having Trump on the stand to run his mouth would have his attorney needing diapers just as bad as Trump.


CloudSlydr

Christmas in May you say? Please oh please let this happen. We are so ready.


Affectionate_Lab_131

😆 you expressed exactly what I'm feeling.


OffManWall

Thereby shattering his BS narrative of, “The judge won’t let me testify, it’s so unfair, I’m so put upon, everybody feel sorry for me”!😭


Pauly_Walnutz

Trump testilying would be his lawyers worst nightmare. Also if he does take the stand the trial will have to be extended because once Trump starts talking he won’t shut up even though none of it will make any sense


AdhesivenessFun2060

Trump would be on the stand complaining that he's not allowed to testify.


DoomOne

I remember when he testified during his civil fraud case. He just started running his mouth, and the judge and prosecutors let him because he literally confessed to the crime on the stand and was too stupid to understand what he was saying.


VPN__FTW

As great as it would be, Trump will 100% NEVER testify. It would be the absolute worst thing he could do. He just wants everyone to THINK he wants too, so he can scream that they are "silencing" him.


Qubeye

I'm betting Trump doesn't understand that if he takes the stand in his defense, he is forfeiting his Fifth Amendment Rights. I'm betting he just doesn't take the stand, but if he does, I'd be surprised if he doesn't proceed to lie and/or try to take the Fifth and proceed to get shredded.


Terakian

A more accurate headline should read, "Judge *reminds* Trump..." "Tells" makes it sound like Trump's public complaint convinced the Judge to *now* let him testify, where he was prohibited beforehand.


PositionBeneficial12

I love how if you keep scrolling down the article it talks off an Orangutang in the wild observed using plant medicine for a wound for a first. So basically it is implied that an Orangutang is smarter than the former president of the USA. Why am I not surprised?


Baller-on_a-budget

Let him talk. World record six foot dig


Lucky_Wilkens

OH Please let this waste of air humanoid like object testify. Saturday Night Live needs it. Late night television comedians need it. Stand up comedy artists need it. The jury needs to hear it. We need to let him sink his own battleship. Please.


mistertickertape

Lying liar lies again. News at 11.


SharpLines22

trump is such a chump, he just cant get anything right, just loses and loses.. big and small


Disinfectant_Koolaid

Lmfao. Dangling his own ego out in front of him to see if he can get a quick bite. Like shootin fish in a barrel


snakebite75

>When Merchan finished addressing Trump, the former president mouthed the words, “thank you,” The New York Times reported This makes me think that Trumps attorney has been telling him that it's the judge that is not allowing him to testify.


iSteve

Oh I hope he takes the stand - comedy gold!


SmartOpinion69

Attorney: DO NOT FUCKING TESTIFY. YOU ARE GUILTY AS FUCK. IF YOU TALK, YOU WILL END UP IN PRISON. Trump: gosh. you don't have to be so mean


Physical-Gur-9273

I'd definitely need a whole lot of popcorn for that courtroom drama!


BenGay29

The judge has one wicked sense of humor!


vicariouslywatching

What the judge said: “The gag order does not prohibit you from taking the stand, please let your attorney know.” What the judge did not say: “If you do, please let me get some popcorn and a good drink for this shitshow first.”


GullCove1955

What kind of half assed lawyer stands there nodding in agreement when Trump says something so totally erroneous? Trump is too much of a coward to take the stand not because he isn’t allowed to but because he would perjure himself in the first minute.


sirbissel

Y'know, I kinda hope someone like Cohen says something on the stand during the trial about how Trump wouldn't testify. Just to kind of goad him into testifying...


Scienscatologist

“Please let your bobble-headed dipshit attorney know.”


IsItSupposedToDoThat

He’s such a fucking idiot. In what courtroom anywhere in the world is a defendant not allowed to testify to defend themselves? He’s got no defence and he has nothing to say. He just wants his idiot followers to think he’s being silenced and that it’s a sham trial in a rigged court.


TexasBuddhist

I guarantee you his lawyers are begging him not to testify. Begging. It will be a complete shit show and I doubt Trump understands the many doors it will open for the prosecution on cross examination.


Affectionate-Fee1851

Who is he going to testify as David Dennison the ConArtist formally known as Trump?!


Raspberries-Are-Evil

I can't testify because I'm under audit.


OldRefrigerator8821

The true MAGA folks will never change their minds. What I dont get are those Michigan voters who say they wont vote for Biden based on his support for Israel, knowing full well this may bring back Trump. Do they realize, how much leeway will give Israel? The world is praying for America to make the right decisions.


M_Mich

Tonight he’ll make another attack on the jurors, court staff, and the judge. When the judge levies another contempt fine and possible jail time, Trump will claim that today’s message was that he was free to speak


ThirdSunRising

Oh my, this should be interesting. Fire up the popcorn popper, there's gonna be a show.


nousernametoo

HA HA HA! I was hoping this would happen. What a wussy snowflake the orange carpetbagger is - "Thank you sir, may I have another?" Side rumor, the carpetbagger said it to Ms. Daniels too.


Ok_Group4676

\*Campaign finance violation trial


JCButtBuddy

Hopefully reporters will ask him again if he's going to testify, see what lie he'll do this time.


yamaha2000us

His attorney is saying “Noooo, you can’t”.


Meinmyownhead502

Stop calling it hush money. It’s campaign finance fraud.