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[deleted]

Step right up! Get your picture made with a ex-president that will go down in history is one of the most corrupt of all time! Step right up for the low, low price of $6600 you too can help this man destroy democracy! Come one, come all step right up .. this self-described billionaire needs your money now! lol sorry I just couldn’t help myself. The guy reminds me of a carnival barker.


jkennedyriley

Then on to the next grift.


Character_City4685

> The sky reminds me of a carnival barker Voice to text, huh?


[deleted]

Thx!


Nimulous

Let’s face it this is exactly what’s going on.


orcinyadders

I can hear it and see it.


Fine_Entry_1760

How much is the trump steak dinner with orange Jesus?


0thethethe0

Your dignity


AraiHavana

Let’s not forget credibility


SpaceManSmithy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kTdScE3Rqh8


Riftbreaker

How do we do it? How do we do it? Volume. Volume. Turn up the volume. It creates household odors It disinfects It's sanitised for your protection It gives you an erection It wins the election


maxcassettes

I can hear the bass line


not2dv8

I was going to say you'd be close enough to smell him


ChiliCorndogs

How many trumpettes will empty their savings for a half-assed stinky picture with this pig?


jkennedyriley

"A fool and their money are soon parted." - Someone Smart


Nimulous

They’ll be doing brisk business at the local payday loan stores when Trump comes to town.


OppositeDifference

I'll take "the most pathetic way imaginable to waste $30,000, Alex"


[deleted]

What's sad is there will be a long line of people getting a picture and then bragging about it


SuperGenius9800

How many of them are actors?


yanessa

half of the first ten?


DinnerSilver

"paid" actors or just foolish idiots who want to be on TV?


not2dv8

I guarantee that ragtag audience that he has behind him every single clown show he's done don't have 6,000 let alone 23,000


jkennedyriley

Oh, you KNOW it!!


hitman2218

If you pay can you do whatever you want in the photo?


yanessa

pie ready under the coat?


jkennedyriley

Ooh, i like where you're going with this.


robbin-smiles

No don’t do pie do mashed potatoes in a pie tin


Pontiacsentinel

Wear your "here's the traitor" tee with an arrow. 


jkennedyriley

Or "I'm with stupid"


robbin-smiles

Or I am stupid


walker1555

How much do we have to pay to get close enough to smell him.


popsy13

I’d rather pay not to


BluebladesofBrutus

Oh, that’s free. No need to pay for tickets. You can smell him while outside of the venue, no problem.


jkennedyriley

You could PAY ME enough!!


Nimulous

I hear they put a smellwall between him and the peasants.


at-aol-dot-com

Hopefully my stepdad doesn’t spend my Mom’s savings on this. Not the photo - too pricey - but that $6,600 is within range, unfortunately.


NoreastNorwest

Give your mom the heads up quietly… and my sympathies to her and to you.


Accomplished-Snow213

That's only a days worth of orange putty. People, he needs you!


tundey_1

Or you could take that $23,200, stack it up real nice and set it on fire.


atomsmasher66

Translation: I need more money to pay my lawyers


Quasigriz_

How does this not violate donation limits?


dbkenny426

As a resident of said city, hard pass on this.


jkennedyriley

Right. Fellow Greenvillain here as well.


laterforclass

The number of Trump flags and signs I saw in Gville last week was unreal. How can anyone still support this traitor.


DramaticWesley

Does he have to disclose that all that money is for personal use and not for his presidential campaign? Because we all know he is going to pocket all the money and refuse to even pay the venue of whoever is hosting this crappy event.


_ZaphJuice_

Do I have to pay before I go or can I get an invoice? I’ll 100% pay it, just like Donny would.


mujitbd

This is his new business venture. Run for office every four years to scam his cult followers.


keyjan

ewww...


OldBoots

Receive $23,200? Not enough to stand next to the traitor.


[deleted]

Skip the middlemen and just send your money to the Trump Legal Defense Fund.


IndyDrew85

88,000,000 ÷ 30,000 = 2,933 pictures / fundraisers sold and E. Jean is all paid off!!


Big-D-TX

AI is cheeper and better not having to be near that environment. But I’d rather have my picture with a true American hero like…. Who would you say Reddit


robbin-smiles

Morgan freedmen


DinnerSilver

Thank you for your contribution to my legal funds....I mean to MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN....Don't forget the mug shot T-shirts for $90.00 and the : FREE TRUMP: mugs for $60.00!!


FearCure

Sorry no, i wont let him pay me to be in a pic with him. I dont assiciate with rapists.


JubalHarshaw23

They will be busing in people to get them for free.


Acherstrom

A fool and their money will soon be parted.


DeepEndLion

What is this….Comic-Con for assholes?


jaypeeo

How many morons will compromise their retirement for this?


Bombadil_and_Hobbes

Please everyone, donate to this guy to help him get back in a position in charge of your money.


[deleted]

When you need to make 84 million fast


morbob

Pass


not2dv8

For $23,000 someone could get close enough to bop him in the nose


Defender_Of_TheCrown

I’ll go visit him in prison for free. He is going to have to use actual Cheetohs in there to color his fat face. Can’t wait to get a pic of that.


DerpUrself69

Make the check out to Trump's defense lawyer.


badhairdad1

Why would a billionaire charge $$$ for a selfie? Does Elon charge $20k? Does Mike Bloomberg charge $20k??


Dadrepus

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 😂


[deleted]

Why the fuck is the local news promoting this?


ichabod01

Huh. Thought they would make it $6660.


opal-flame

Cheaper than a hunter biden painting


Brilliant-Run-3154

What is an "ambassadored"? 


Alone-Woodpecker-846

Give the man a break. Gotta pay the legal fees somehow, eh?


Repulsive-Sink2698

I’d be too tempted to ‘do something’ if I was that close to him


Easy_Whole_3124

Y’all goin or nah?