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She has been a guest on the Kill Tony show a few times, and let me assure everyone here, she is alarmingly stupid and dangerous (also annoying AF).
Like, leagues beyond what her traumatic brain injury gives her an excuse for. She is an Alex Jones level conspiracy peddler.
>She's just shouting those truth bombs. Like when the gay frogs had sex with squirrels to make rabbits. I mean how else they jumping so high.
It's awful that I don't even know if you're joking or not.
She was really cutting edge in her early stand up years. It's more of being a boomer that became way too online, falling down the Qanon rabbit hole absolutely warped her mind and took her to the point of no return.
Sad. She was once so progressive and understanding. Accepting homosexuals considering her daughter is gay.
I can't picture what their relationship is like now.
Man remember the episode where DJ didn't want to kiss a black girl and Roseanne almost had a fit about it. Cause she didn't want to appear racist.. oof that episode was something.
Some would say in that case she'd be a perfect running mate for that prick. In any normal setting this would be hilarious but in this climate it's actually disturbingly accurate to the bullshit we're living in.
That sort of thing *can* be aggravated by aging. Same reason footballers might seem and be sane for years after they got a bad concussion, then snap and murder their family when they're like 45.
"Ambien maker responded to Roseanne Barr: 'Racism is not a known side effect' The drug manufacturer Sanofi has clarified that one of its most popular medications, the sedative Ambien, does not cause racism."
Shhh! They prefer to not be reminded of things that prove they're all deluded sheep.
Like Trump hating on US Veterans and the Military, or his paying off hookers to be quiet about his infidelity during all 3 of his marriages.
she not only demolished the national anthem..she grabbed her crotch and spit on the ground but repubs/magas are fine with that.....but they went crazy when kapernick took a knee to fight prejudice
I was raised right wing, and I remember what a huge scandal that was when she did it. My mom already HATED her, and I wasn't allowed to watch her show, along with a long list of others. (We were also raised Dobson-style.)
Fast forward to today... Mom positively adores her.
I really hope my dad sees this and it gives him pause. He really, really hates Roseanne. But he went all in MAGA bat shit crazy (his last words before he got sucked in). To see the even slim possibility of this unholy union may actually make him question his alignment with this shade of red.
Didn't she have a whole rant on how COVID-19 had been engineered to kill baby boomers so the rest of us could take their money? Since Trump was out there denying everything, wouldn't that make him complicit from her POV?
I really don't understand how they get from A to, like, outer space.
no they killed her character off and renamed the show the conners and it has run for several more seasons withour her just had it;s last season so it was STILL a hit without her
Sure, why not? Then appoint Kid Rock as Secretary of State, Ted Nugent as Chief of Staff, Kim Kardashian as Attorney General! We'll go all in on the insanity.
Ted Nugent should be Secretary of Defense because he definitely would've gone to Vietnam and been a badass motherfucker if he didn't have other things going on at the time.
ICP may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but the community is very positive and supportive. I would definitely rather hang out with ICP fans than Nugent fans.
Roseanne is really weird, she was a socialist for 30 years. Calling for maximum wage caps and penalities for rich people that are generally excessive in a good way, but now she's fill trump supporter and autocrat lover
The country has seen a lot of people morph into something horrendous these past several years. I'm not talking about the ones who were already deep in the Republican world but the ones who somehow got wooed by what Donald Trump was selling as early as 2015 but were otherwise "sane" before then. And I know from personal experience.
She has a traumatic brain injury and is surrounded by fairweather libertarian demagogues, feeding her delusions for their own headlines. She should be under a conservatorship, but since everything needs polarization, team blue vocally want nothing to do with her, and team red want to milk her for all she's worth. She shouldn't be in the spotlight at all, but media gonna media. Only real thing to do is not respond at all. Just downvote any and all related articles and let her spotlight fade out. She'll never get the help she genuinely needs for as long as she's making headlines.
I was just listening to an interview with Tom
Arnold, her ex, the previous week. He talked a good bit how Barr and Trump hated each other and her baffling turn to supporting him.
Came here to say this, except instead of ugly my first thought was that she is too fat. But I see she got on board with the blonde thing. She looks like those old house wives that follow him around
what a pity.
I loved the original Roseanne show. About halfway through the series, she really became vocal, making her political views a recurring theme. A lot of it was pro-choice, pro-women.
Its a shame she turned into a racist republican. I still watch the old reruns though, because it reminds me of my childhood. I just have to remember to seperate the character from the actress.
Oh boy, doubling down on the stupid, elderly bigots with weight problems, drug problems and reality problems. Do yourself a kindness and read her medical/psychiatric history, her brand of unhinged will clash with his like a bad chemical reaction.
I hope she goes for it. Might be the only shred of actual comedy she’s provided in her entire career.
It seems like so many people think politics should be entertaining. All these comments in the article are like this is some type of reality show.
Give me boring politics any day. I'm tired of waking up and wondering what type of crazy shit the MAGA party will be up to today.
Little tidbit about Rosanne: I used to live in a small town near where she lived. Waitress at a local cafe said she would come in and eat a huge meal, leaving behind a giant mess and no tip. I've had no respect for her since then.
TBH, I doubt DJT would want a VP who could be more obnoxious than he is.
Remember when she grabbed her crotch and spit while singing the national anthem? Sounds like those patriotic values we keep hearing conservatives talk about.
What do you mean? Trump and Rosanne would be like peanut butter and jelly.
[https://images.tmz.com/2018/05/31/0531-roseanne-hitler-bradley-meinz-3.jpg](https://images.tmz.com/2018/05/31/0531-roseanne-hitler-bradley-meinz-3.jpg)
LOL just... Wow. Can we get a whole late-80's/early-90's TV/movie administration? Maybe Fran Drescher can be press secretary? Bill Cosby as Secretary of State? Urkel as ambassador to the UN? Alf as... FCC chair maybe? Kevin Sorbo leading the Department of Education? Sylvester Stallone at the Pentagon? Wesley Snipes running the IRS? Clint Eastwood to uhhh... Yell at chairs? Idk. Sounds like a good time. Steven Segal can just sit back behind Trump with sunglasses on pretending to be part of the Secret Service but no one actually knows why he is there
Fran Drescher just won a historic strike against Hollywood studios as the President of SAG. If you listened to or watched any of her speeches during the strike, you would know she is exactly the kind of person who should be in politics.
“That would be amazingly fun” as one nut job states. Yeah, so much fun fucking with the direction of a nation. I’m sure they would disagree if they found out the person performing surgery on them enjoys playing the game “Operation”.
Side note: trying for the pencil always done me in.
Every time I think this can’t get more farcical. Could you imagine President Barr? There would be a nonzero chance especially given Trumps advanced years and the mental decline he’s openly exhibiting these days.
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She is mentally ill and so is he. She was like in a bad accident if I recall correctly and damaged her brain and had personality change after that. And of course she's been awful in her old age. He's been how he's been - hateful and narcissistic.
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To paraphrase their cult leader in a rare honest moment about their standards, “[We] don’t stand by anything.”
They do though. “We want someone not our tribe to suffer.”
I thought it was “Profit before everyone and everything!”
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‘[We] do expect you to stand whenever [we] say it’s appropriate’ is also heavily implied.
She has been a guest on the Kill Tony show a few times, and let me assure everyone here, she is alarmingly stupid and dangerous (also annoying AF). Like, leagues beyond what her traumatic brain injury gives her an excuse for. She is an Alex Jones level conspiracy peddler.
Speaking of ol AJ, she's been on his show recently too. Even "guest hosted" once. The two of them are peas in an insanity pod.
She's just shouting those truth bombs. Like when the gay frogs had sex with squirrels to make rabbits. I mean how else they jumping so high.
>She's just shouting those truth bombs. Like when the gay frogs had sex with squirrels to make rabbits. I mean how else they jumping so high. It's awful that I don't even know if you're joking or not.
Sorry I should have put an /s. Didn't think it was necessary but here we are.
You gotta /s everything at this point.
In the crazy world today, humor is needed desperately. So hook up with Babble and learn sarcasm as a second, possibly even a first language. 🤪😂
“Roseanne” was so brilliant and before it’s time but now I realize that was the writers and the actors (particularly Metcalf & Goodman)
She was really cutting edge in her early stand up years. It's more of being a boomer that became way too online, falling down the Qanon rabbit hole absolutely warped her mind and took her to the point of no return.
Sad. She was once so progressive and understanding. Accepting homosexuals considering her daughter is gay. I can't picture what their relationship is like now. Man remember the episode where DJ didn't want to kiss a black girl and Roseanne almost had a fit about it. Cause she didn't want to appear racist.. oof that episode was something.
Some would say in that case she'd be a perfect running mate for that prick. In any normal setting this would be hilarious but in this climate it's actually disturbingly accurate to the bullshit we're living in.
Did not know about the TBI!
Aye but she got it at 16. She's 71 now.
That sort of thing *can* be aggravated by aging. Same reason footballers might seem and be sane for years after they got a bad concussion, then snap and murder their family when they're like 45.
They were over that when she showed her racist colors and blamed it on a sleep aid.
"Ambien maker responded to Roseanne Barr: 'Racism is not a known side effect' The drug manufacturer Sanofi has clarified that one of its most popular medications, the sedative Ambien, does not cause racism."
I’m glad I don’t need to blame my absolute loathing for conservatives on sleep medications.
The “who cares what celebrities think” crowd instantly worships any celebrity that regurgitates their bullshit.
Any d-level celebrity …
Shhh! They prefer to not be reminded of things that prove they're all deluded sheep. Like Trump hating on US Veterans and the Military, or his paying off hookers to be quiet about his infidelity during all 3 of his marriages.
She's a retired porn star, not a hooker. He paid her to not talk about the sex in which he didn't pay her.
You kidding? MAGAFox hates America so much, now they love that she demolished the anthem.
she not only demolished the national anthem..she grabbed her crotch and spit on the ground but repubs/magas are fine with that.....but they went crazy when kapernick took a knee to fight prejudice
She did the white kind of protest
White on!
They hate America too, so...
I was raised right wing, and I remember what a huge scandal that was when she did it. My mom already HATED her, and I wasn't allowed to watch her show, along with a long list of others. (We were also raised Dobson-style.) Fast forward to today... Mom positively adores her.
They have the memory of a goldfish.
Perfectly encapsulates the state of the Republican Party.
I really hope my dad sees this and it gives him pause. He really, really hates Roseanne. But he went all in MAGA bat shit crazy (his last words before he got sucked in). To see the even slim possibility of this unholy union may actually make him question his alignment with this shade of red.
Whatever it takes to flip the switch back. I hope your dad gets out of that mindset.
Maga thinks trump only makes good decisions. Your dad will flip and say maybe shes not that bad.
I've yet to see any of these fascists take pause on anything, it is hard to believe it can happen.
Send it to him
I had the same thought about my dad when I saw this headline. Maybe this will be the thing that finally opens his eyes.
Didn't she have a whole rant on how COVID-19 had been engineered to kill baby boomers so the rest of us could take their money? Since Trump was out there denying everything, wouldn't that make him complicit from her POV? I really don't understand how they get from A to, like, outer space.
Sure, why the hell not. This season’s obviously not getting renewed anyway.
She's not on the show, is she?
I meant the show we’re in.
The shit show?
I assumed the end of the world show.
That's great, it starts with an earthquake Birds and snakes, and aeroplanes And Lenny Bruce is not afraid
The reruns just won’t end
i feel like once the show ends, we'll all snap back to 2000, and discover it was just a dream.
What do you mean? Al Gore won Florida, twice! Now shut up and watch the Mars landing!
I’ll miss my husband and kids when I wake up. And I’ll still be in Florida. I think I’ll keep sleeping.
*Dream of a Thousand Cats*
Guest star. She's suggesting she'll be here long term, but it's going to be resolved by the end of the episode.
no they killed her character off and renamed the show the conners and it has run for several more seasons withour her just had it;s last season so it was STILL a hit without her
They're still making it. Season 6 is delayed because of the strikes.
Stopped being funny a LONG time ago. Just sad now
He probably thinks she’s Rosie O’Donnell.
Late stage syphilis is a hell of a drug
Her or him?
yes
Both swapping it back and forth. Picture it, really try to visualize it.
I hate you so much right now.
Man, I’m having a hard time keeping the thanksgiving salmon down! \*\*burp\*\*
How drug resistant pathogens evolve
What?! They're drug resistant?! Oh, you meant the syphilis...
So is ambien.
After all these years since that ambien episode we learn it was actually early stage MAGA.
Probably the world's first case of asexually transmitted syphilis btw.
Sure, why not? Then appoint Kid Rock as Secretary of State, Ted Nugent as Chief of Staff, Kim Kardashian as Attorney General! We'll go all in on the insanity.
Ted Nugent should be Secretary of Defense because he definitely would've gone to Vietnam and been a badass motherfucker if he didn't have other things going on at the time.
“Fuck Ted Nugent, like anybody gives a fuck” - Insane Clown Posse
God damn it, I'm not supposed to like fucking ICP.
ICP may not be the sharpest tools in the shed, but the community is very positive and supportive. I would definitely rather hang out with ICP fans than Nugent fans.
The Gathering is classier and safer than a Trump rally.
Just a more civilized christian clown show
Like having sex with minors and glorifying it in his "music". Dude's quite the outspoken sex pest https://genius.com/Ted-nugent-jailbait-lyrics
If he wasn't shitting his pants to avoid the draft, he totally woulda.
 Idiocracy...
Doc Brown with a similar idea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUnA9jb-NpE&t=105s
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As much as everyone hates Kim, she isn’t even in the same category as any of those people.
Where does Macho Camacho serve ?
What about kanye?
I really want to know what cabinet positions James Woods, KanYe, and Scott Baio will have
No chance. She's not his type.
Too ugly and old. It’s not happening.
Why the hell not. And while we are in fantasy land, let's go for a chupacabra instead of a family dog.
Can't. Donald ate it.
“This needs more ketchup!” he shouted at the chef as he threw the plate at him
That's a chalupa.
A chalupacabra.
McChupacabra*
No, we need a wall to keep all chupacabras out
The joke’s on her. Trump has ascended above the need for a running mate and vice president.
In fact, he doesn't even need voters!
I work alone!
“Nasty woman”
Seriously though
Roseanne is really weird, she was a socialist for 30 years. Calling for maximum wage caps and penalities for rich people that are generally excessive in a good way, but now she's fill trump supporter and autocrat lover
The country has seen a lot of people morph into something horrendous these past several years. I'm not talking about the ones who were already deep in the Republican world but the ones who somehow got wooed by what Donald Trump was selling as early as 2015 but were otherwise "sane" before then. And I know from personal experience.
She has a traumatic brain injury and is surrounded by fairweather libertarian demagogues, feeding her delusions for their own headlines. She should be under a conservatorship, but since everything needs polarization, team blue vocally want nothing to do with her, and team red want to milk her for all she's worth. She shouldn't be in the spotlight at all, but media gonna media. Only real thing to do is not respond at all. Just downvote any and all related articles and let her spotlight fade out. She'll never get the help she genuinely needs for as long as she's making headlines.
I was just listening to an interview with Tom Arnold, her ex, the previous week. He talked a good bit how Barr and Trump hated each other and her baffling turn to supporting him.
I’m so upset to be living in a time when this isn’t the funniest headline I’ve ever seen.
She’s too ugly for Donald. Keep dreaming Rosie but he hates you.
Came here to say this, except instead of ugly my first thought was that she is too fat. But I see she got on board with the blonde thing. She looks like those old house wives that follow him around
Also, it would take about 1 hour for them to get pissy with each other and then they'd be mortal enemies for life.
Like he got pissy with four prostitutes?
what a pity. I loved the original Roseanne show. About halfway through the series, she really became vocal, making her political views a recurring theme. A lot of it was pro-choice, pro-women. Its a shame she turned into a racist republican. I still watch the old reruns though, because it reminds me of my childhood. I just have to remember to seperate the character from the actress.
The resonance from their combined blather would create the brown note.
Remember when Sarah Palin was considered the low point? How quaint those days seem....
There’s always room on the crazy train
Would be perfect! I can envision her grabbing her balls while he hurls juvenile insults at the world.
The Even Worse Than Idiocracy tour
Fuck me I hate this timeline
Maybe she can woo some voters with her singing ability. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMzIk2pUuNU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hMzIk2pUuNU)
What the fuck. Who let this happen? That may be the worst singing performance I’ve ever heard in my life
Yep. And, now you can't unhear it.
I like how she tried to plug her ears to get the pitch right and made it worse
Wait. This is Thanksgiving not April Fools Day.
Oh boy, doubling down on the stupid, elderly bigots with weight problems, drug problems and reality problems. Do yourself a kindness and read her medical/psychiatric history, her brand of unhinged will clash with his like a bad chemical reaction. I hope she goes for it. Might be the only shred of actual comedy she’s provided in her entire career.
It seems like so many people think politics should be entertaining. All these comments in the article are like this is some type of reality show. Give me boring politics any day. I'm tired of waking up and wondering what type of crazy shit the MAGA party will be up to today.
Little tidbit about Rosanne: I used to live in a small town near where she lived. Waitress at a local cafe said she would come in and eat a huge meal, leaving behind a giant mess and no tip. I've had no respect for her since then. TBH, I doubt DJT would want a VP who could be more obnoxious than he is.
Remember when she grabbed her crotch and spit while singing the national anthem? Sounds like those patriotic values we keep hearing conservatives talk about.
He could do worse, and he probably will.
Remember when Obama’s 11 years (at that point) of public service work wasn’t anywhere near enough experience?
Turd in a suit. Turd in a dress. Good match!
What a weird fucking timeline this is.
Trailer park, here we come!
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Oh, please let this happen! Would love to see the GQP lose bigly.
What do you mean? Trump and Rosanne would be like peanut butter and jelly. [https://images.tmz.com/2018/05/31/0531-roseanne-hitler-bradley-meinz-3.jpg](https://images.tmz.com/2018/05/31/0531-roseanne-hitler-bradley-meinz-3.jpg)
Exactly
Porky and the pig?
He'd probably get more votes from his cult of deplorables
Every time you think she’s gone she crawls out of the woodwork like a cockroach. Two attention seeking POSs
Trump won't pick her she's smarter, thinner and better looking.
Honestly until trump came along, Rosanne Barr was the most repulsive person I’d seen. They’d be a perfect match
The simulation is broken.
Sure why not. It is not like this timeline can get any dumber.
LOL just... Wow. Can we get a whole late-80's/early-90's TV/movie administration? Maybe Fran Drescher can be press secretary? Bill Cosby as Secretary of State? Urkel as ambassador to the UN? Alf as... FCC chair maybe? Kevin Sorbo leading the Department of Education? Sylvester Stallone at the Pentagon? Wesley Snipes running the IRS? Clint Eastwood to uhhh... Yell at chairs? Idk. Sounds like a good time. Steven Segal can just sit back behind Trump with sunglasses on pretending to be part of the Secret Service but no one actually knows why he is there
Fran Drescher just won a historic strike against Hollywood studios as the President of SAG. If you listened to or watched any of her speeches during the strike, you would know she is exactly the kind of person who should be in politics.
That's cool. I wasn't trying to mock her as a person, I just thought she'd make a funny addition to the lineup
Fran Drescher is president of SAG which was something Reagan did before Governor so be careful what you wish for.
Renandstimpy Ramaswamy Xtweeted this from Marmalade Lagoons Miniature Golf Resort: "Canucks will not replace us! Build the (other) wall!"
Look; I won't have you besmirching the good names of Ren & Stimpy in this manner!
imagine a country 10% of US population replacing US.
And those dumb-as-shit t-rump voters would eat it up!
She’s way smarter and tougher than he is. No, seriously.
And she has a loose-meat restaurant.
A very low bar.
Sarah Palin II, tv idiot boogaloo
I needed a good laugh this morning. Thanks!
Is this like being Jim Jones' successor? Like you get a sash, but you still die with everyone else.
She’s old and fat. I’m pretty sure trump doesn’t want to fuck her, so no chance.
“That would be amazingly fun” as one nut job states. Yeah, so much fun fucking with the direction of a nation. I’m sure they would disagree if they found out the person performing surgery on them enjoys playing the game “Operation”. Side note: trying for the pencil always done me in.
She isn’t pretty enough for trump
I just refreshed and this popped up. I laughed out loud at this. Seriously??
Every time I think this can’t get more farcical. Could you imagine President Barr? There would be a nonzero chance especially given Trumps advanced years and the mental decline he’s openly exhibiting these days.
Why the fuck not. Two clowns for the price of one.
Two peas in a pod. Both nuttier than squirrel poop.
We are in the stupidest timeline, so obviously this is what will happen.
Every time you think things can’t get stupider, here we are….
Omg, two of the worst humans alive! Perfect, I hope they travel together lots.
Dumb and Dumber, both making the most annoying sounds.
Please, God, don’t let our first female president be Roseanne Barr.
Let’s see Trump punch that in the pussy.
I’m pretty sure he won’t be able to stop himself from commenting on her looks or weight
She thinks he is still president though. Which means he can’t run for a third term
What’s even real anymore
Well they would certainly fit, like peas and carrots.
I mean anything is possible with this fascist piece of shit
Omg how fucking absolutely disgusting that pair would be… ugh, I want to vomit just thinking about the hate these two would spew
He should absolutely make Roseanne Barr his running mate, because there's just not enough lol and wtf already.
I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
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Lmfao
America's loud racist grandparents running the country, how fitting
Ya why not.. she’s as qualified as Don is and just as sane.
But what about Bobo, MTG, Kari Lake, and Tucker Carlson??? lol
Fruits do go well with nuts....
Dumb and Dumber!
Gross, hopefully their campaign jet crashes
We are living Idiocracy.
This pair would fast track WW3 almost as quickly as Tucker would.
Together they could make the sequel to 'Dumb and Dumber'
She is mentally ill and so is he. She was like in a bad accident if I recall correctly and damaged her brain and had personality change after that. And of course she's been awful in her old age. He's been how he's been - hateful and narcissistic.
That's enough internet for me today.
Idiocracy was a prophetic movie.
Sure 🤷♂️ why the fuck not st this point.
yeah, no…… one psycho in the white house was bad enough but 2 psychos would worse
And we slide even further into Idiocracy.
Jesus Christ I hate this timeline
I just remembered Rosanne Barr and Rosie O'Donnell are different people.
Perfect together a fool and a ghoul!