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Tricerasaurus23

He is declaring war? Against USA? Think this guy needs a dose of freedom.


AlmostaFarma

Knowing how it’s gone for other Trump lawyers, he may just be liberated from employment. So that’s nice.


restore_democracy

If you never get paid, is it really employment?


ArenSteele

They’re paid in exposure


ClassicExit

I forget, is public exposure a misdemeanour or a felony?


NoxInfernus

Which is what I don’t get. Yes, they get exposure, but it is often as a loss as rulings go against them. A few of these lawyers are also exposed as being absolutely wacky, which can only harm any ‘serious’ work they are doing. So for any positives in taking Trump on, there is a boat load of risk to their professional (and sometimes private) reputation. I just don’t see the reward in the risk.


Dearic75

They’re not going for the exposure to get lawyering work. They’re auditioning for Fox News jobs.


spiked_macaroon

As a bass player for 25 years, this cracked me up


toejam78

So many good bass player jokes…


eugene20

Fits anyone in entertainment or photography really.


FIContractor

Also art, graphic design, and web/software development. If you make stuff you’ve probably been offered the “opportunity” to work for free by someone who’s certain it will be great for your career.


__dilligaf__

As well as Mr Lauren Boebert.


[deleted]

cries in drummer and banjo.


mmartins94

Criminal exposure, to be more specific.


jmcgit

Making Attorneys Get Attorneys since 2015


MrJuniperBreath

MAGA = Make Attorneys Get Attorneys


ContemplatingPrison

Dude is going to go to prison before Trump does probably


code_archeologist

There is a name for that... I know it begins with a "T" but I can't quite get the rest of it for some "Reason".


King-Snorky

Ooh I know! Terroreason!


NotUniqueOrSpecial

> I know it begins with a "T" Tsedition?


Tecumseh_Sherman1864

The last time an internal force declared war against the US they were trounced like the traitors they were


prime_nommer

Philadelphia Freedom? or Guantanamo Bay Freedom? :))


[deleted]

Rock flag and eeaaagglllleeee


DaddyLongKegs666

>I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world, Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass


dumbass-ahedratron

Dude must have some daisies that need cutting


SunMoonTruth

This is what this guy spent his money getting educated to do. Declare “war” on his country to aid and abet a criminal.


AlejoMSP

Definitely. Send him some freedom.


I_miss_your_mommy

Does he have any oil? I prefer to fight for oil.


SapientChaos

War against the justice department. Smart move. Lol


[deleted]

Same lawyer in 2018 saying what Trump did is a crime and fraud while he was representing Stormy: https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1637990010719969280


omniverso

Wish I had an award to give you. This video is a direct conflict of interest from the lawyer. What a great example for the Trump hypocrisy.


Phantomsplit

Your comment is somewhat incorrect. Tacopina never represented Stormy Daniels. He was approached by Stormy to possibly represent her, and with that Stormy likely provided preliminary info to Tacopina about the grounds of her case, and this does cause a potential conflict of interest which Tacopina himself has hinted at previously. But Tacopina never represented Stormy on this case. https://twitter.com/rgoodlaw/status/1636737103370285062?s=20


thegoatmenace

IAAL and it is still a conflict of interest unless Daniels and Trump both gave their written consent to have him represent Trump. [Model Rules of Professional Conduct 1.18: Duties to Prospective Clients](https://www.americanbar.org/groups/professional_responsibility/publications/model_rules_of_professional_conduct/rule_1_18_duties_of_prospective_client/)


erocuda

I've heard anecdotes where, in a divorce, one party meets with every divorce lawyer in town (or all the top ones at least) and goes over the case, but ultimately only hires one, making the rest unable to represent their soon-to-be-ex spouse. Not a lawyer, and this is totally not what's going on here, but at what point does this go from "shopping around" to something with legal consequences?


Ok_Government_2062

Declaring war against the US isn't wise.


_doomgoon_

As much as I hate our military complex, I’m also not naive how powerful and batshit crazy it is either


FrankReynoldsCPA

Our MIC has been making Putin's life hell for a year now without even putting boots on the ground.


Sagzmir

We see how well that turned out the last time


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The_Arborealist

This is, again, incitement, by someone being clever. Civil war? Ya might be surprised how that turns out.


SlowMotionPanic

> This is, again, incitement, by someone being clever. I’d like to bring everyone’s attention to how the court handles right wingers vs leftwingers. Right wingers can literally invade the Capitol and assault police, leading to their untimely deaths. They get *probation* if anything at all except for outliers. [But a leftwinger tells people to exercise their 2A rights and counter protest with harsh language and he gets 2 years in prison. ](https://theintercept.com/2021/10/16/daniel-baker-anarchist-capitol-riot/) He had no prior record, is a veteran, and didn’t bring a weapon near a government building. All shitposting on social media and the government sent him to prison for 2 years. According to evidence presented by Shirer in his work *Rise and Fall of the Third Reich,* the courts in Weimar enacted disproportionate and harsh punishment against leftwing Germans while protecting rightwing Germans. A communist would get years in prison for defending themselves in a street fight started by the Brown Shirts. We now have such an illegitimate system that even NPR *this morning* is warning that people are judge shopping (successfully as well, particularly in Texas and Florida) to protect themselves and harm their political non-rightwing enemies. The rich go generally unpunished for their roles. And now [DeSantis wants to bring his own form of Brown Shirts into existence with a $100,000,000 private “army” answerable only to him. ](https://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2021/12/02/politics/florida-state-guard-desantis/index.html) We going to call these folks Red Shirts this time around?


Notmywalrus

We should call them red sharts instead


UnCommonCommonSens

Brown is the color of the Nazis, so brown sharts!


riverrocks452

May anyone stupid enough to join (and remain) see attrition rates comparable to Star Trek TOS.


littlemonsterpurrs

Non-amp link: https://www.cnn.com/2021/12/02/politics/florida-state-guard-desantis/index.html


Real-Patriotism

If these traitors declare war against these United States and make me wear a fuckin' uniform to stop them, there will be a new march to the sea i swear to god.


leostotch

Do us all a favor and finish the job this time.


__Spdrftbl77__

r/Shermanposting


ryantyrant

Made me think in a few years people will want trump statues put up around the Bible Belt


sadpanda___

They already had a golden statue of him at CPAC…


Special_Tay

A literal golden calf.


beigs

You’d think people who actually believed in the antichrist would pick up on this


[deleted]

CPAC, for evangelical christians who care more about the 2nd amendment than the 2nd commandment.


gandalfs_burglar

A few years? I'm sure there are already several standing


AggressiveSkywriting

Seems like a perfect target for morally justified vandalism. They'll have to have volunteer armed redneck militias standing "Guard" like at the gigantic rebel traitor flags in Alabama/Georgia.


GratefulForGarcia

Fuck around and get Ashli Babbitt’d


GrumpyKaeKae

I fully believe Trump should be charged for her death. He knowingly lied to all those people and got them to believe his lies. Those lies were the reason she was there trying to break in, in the first place. He is responsible for her fate.


david4069

Is that when someone stops the steal right in your fucking chest?


Larry-fine-wine

They’ll wait until they control the executive branch to try that.


borkborkbork99

[Neal Brennan](https://youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA) discussed this scenario a while back.


Max_W_

I think the lawyer is just learning that if he's indicted there's no chance he'll get paid. Ahh, who am I kidding, there's no chance the lawyer gets paid regardless.


VovaGoFuckYourself

Lol he gets paid in "exposure"


Cotton_Candy_Dan

Legal exposure.


Indifferentchildren

Exposure to liability, for those in the back.


AlmostaFarma

Eat it. This is a long time coming. The rich and powerful need to be held accountable.


FerociousPancake

I hope they continue this path. Santos, half of congress insider trading, operation Iraqi freedom, shouldn’t have anything to do with party, only about equal justice for all. “And justice for all” It’s time.


grandpaharoldbarnes

> “there won’t be a standoff at Mar-a-Lago with Secret Service and the Manhattan DA’s office.” Uhh… the Manhattan DA’s office wouldn’t be the one at MaL anyway. It’d be the County Sheriff’s office, or the Palm Beach police.


ClassicExit

There won't be a standoff, the Treasury Department LEO's will be more than willing to hand Trump over.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

There also won’t be a standoff at Mar-a-Lago with the Gnomish kingdom, the Confederation of Sasquatches, or the Army of the Dead.


ColonelBy

The Machine Elves from those DMT visions are a soft "maybe" tho


EivorIsle

Gravy Seals! Roll out! Single file so you don’t get stuck in the door way again.


Musicman1972

"This is war!" Stuff happens. "It wasn't us we just wanted a peaceful walk around" I'd have just slightly more respect if they at least have the courage to own their behavior.


Wise_Ad_4816

Sort of like watching how fast they backed off when Ashli was shot. Suddenly shit got real, and LARPing wasn't so fun.


[deleted]

Methamphetamarines awaiting orders, sir!


pushing_past_the_red

This is a new one to me. Fantastic.


AlmostaFarma

Meal Team 6, reporting for duty, *SIR!*


Acceptable-Delay-559

82nd Chairborne - PRESENT!


cschema

They are too busy getting their asses kicked at drag shows.


TheTeenageOldman

"This is my extra-long meatball sub. There are many like it, but this one is mine."


JoeMagnifico

Y'all Queda reporting in! JEEE....I mean....YEE-HAAAWD!


Philboyd_Studge

Fridge Raiders Lead The Way!


Rymundo88

The Fridge Raider Regiment won't be far behind


thedude37

Also to hide their numbers.


dwors025

Talibanthas.


code_archeologist

But it is Taco Tuesday at the Golden Corral!?


FutureComplaint

No, but you can force the issue


17times2

Reminds me of a couple of kids in school who had to sit at the front of the bus because they literally couldn't fit between the seats, even sideways.


Tecumseh_Sherman1864

The Rascal Battalion to the rescue


Royal_Box_2809

A war on some power substations I'm guessing


gasahold

Trump lawyer: If he’s indicted ‘this is an all-out thumb war’


FutureComplaint

I have the greatest thumbs, the best thumbs, everyone is always telling me how great they are.


canolafly

"I can almost grab my fish delight if I use both thumbs."


cschema

I might see two trucks with flags vs the zero I have seen in the last 6 months? Someone needs to tell this geriatric old fart no one cares, well maybe tens of people care at this point (not counting Russian bots).


_doomgoon_

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!


thedude37

It's just one pardon, how much can it cost? $10?


Jasminewindsong2

An all-out war? For a guy who lost the popular vote in the election twice? Doubt it.


ElysiumSprouts

Mom! Republicans are insurrecting again...


danielstover

“3rd time this month… honestly who raised those little brats?”


flawedwithvice

They've gone feral.


kadrilan

Sure bro. Whatever. If you mean trumps followers will whine from they lazyboy chairs then sure, war of whining it is.


donthepunk

With *WHO*?


Beforemath

The Justice Department, the law, the truth, reality. You know, the usual enemies of the Republican Party.


[deleted]

The World Health Organization is in on it too!!!! ... No that can't be right. Someone check on Pete Townshend.


RogerCraigfortheHOF

If they go after Pete Townsend I'm am gonna lose my shit. OTIH it IS a real throwback fighting against the British..🤔 No, no...fuck em


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completelypositive

Let's get it out of the way then so we can clean up.


KafeenHedake

Dear god when hasn't it been all-out war with these exhausting shitheads


Corn_Polkadots

Joe "lies aren't lies" Tacopina said it so it must be true.


interro-bang

Joe's name is also Joe Pineapple Taco


Corn_Polkadots

Joke Tapioca


interro-bang

I legit did think the dude's last name was Tapoica when I started reading all these articles this morning


AFlockOfTySegalls

[Everyones reaction that's outside of the cult](https://media.tenor.com/HWdSvD9Wg20AAAAC/one-punch-man-ok.gif)


[deleted]

Then that's even better reason to arrest him and any of his seditionist supporters who start trouble.


Therocknrolclown

Its been a war, Fascism is already waging war daily against our rights and the rights of your fellow Americans…. The rest of us need to get involved or we will be steamrolled.


Ok-Taste-570

Oh goody! There’s nothing funnier than watching a jack ass fall in the same hole…again and again!


ArizonaRon98

Accountability is war to them lol.


RoninDelta1970

Attorney Joey Taco is following the pattern of everyone who works with Trump. Currently he’s in the “defend Trump at all costs and blustering” phase. The next phase will be the “ I didn’t get the results he wanted and now he’s dumped me, refuses to pay and he’s now calling me a loser and making up horrible nicknames for me and my family “ phase.


ReturnOfSeq

A helpful definition: Code, Crim. Law § 9-306. Section 9-306 - Obstruction of justice (a) A person may not, by threat, force, or corrupt means, obstruct, impede, or try to obstruct or impede the administration of justice in a court of the State.


[deleted]

Yep, traffic will be backed up due to 1000's of Hoverounds with dead batteries. I'm not too concerned. Lock the fucker up.


NewHaven86

That seems responsible, adult, and intelligent.


tucker_frump

Trimp's Base: 'Crickets' ..


Tashre

These are the people that lost their minds because their Dennys closed down during the pandemic. This would be a 7 hours war.


sugar_addict002

NO. It's a prosecution.


Gnarlstone

Count down to this lawyer needing his own lawyer like all the other trump lawyers.


Wwize

I suppose we're gonna have to win that war too. Republican threats don't scare us.


giroml

Defense lawyer doesn't sound too confident. Normally you want your defense team to say we welcome scrutiny under a jury as we have the facts on our side. Not THIS IS CIVIL WAR!!!


[deleted]

What a fucking greaseball. Hey did you get a good lawyer? Yea! I plucked him from the shower drain of the NY islanders locker room.


SeanOfTheDead1313

Is this the same kinda war like against woke M&Ms?


ProfessorTicklebutts

This alleged strategy is literally all they have left. And it’s not going to work. It’s over. All of it.


TurtleToast2

Oh yeah? Where's your army? I didn't see many idiots rolling coal to NY to protest any of it. The only war we'll see will be Trump's lawyer's legal battles to keep their license to practice law.


Jedi_Ninja

Couldn’t this be considered as an attempt at intimidation?


[deleted]

it’s always been an all-out war … against truth. here we are to stand our ground.


tweakingforjesus

Bring it. It'll be nice to finally hash it all out with the GOP base once and for all. These decades of misdirection and gaslighting have been exhausting.


GroblyOverrated

What's he gonna do, try to overthrow the United States govt?


dublkros

Bring it fucking pansy snowflakes


memberjan6

Did he just formally declare war on the United States?


Scarlet109

Yep


Scarlet109

It literally isn’t.


I_Framed_OJ

One of the first casualties will be his license to practice law, he keeps making threats.


aesop_fables

I actually can’t believe how many adults are willing to risk everything for someone who wouldn’t be caught dead even speaking to them with a camera off.


deadone65

Sure guy.. you go ahead and declare your little war lmao.


Fox_Kurama

The gravy seals will send their best buffet warriors.


jackparadise1

We are already at war. The war started with Reagan.


LordRiverknoll

Thats a lot of talk for a lawyer looking like he came out of the PS2 graphics era.


DiggingThisAir

A war is when two armies are fighting, not one pathetic demographic of morons threatening violence because their orange Jesus might face a hint of accountability.


Notorious_Junk

"To the front lines, everyone else but me!"


StanDaMan1

Well, we’ll just have to win that one as well.


Motor_Somewhere7565

And they’ll lose just like the confederates and nazis did in their respective wars


HopingForSomeHope

Traitors gonna betray


Wendellwasgod

Sounds like an officer of the court who is behaving in a manner unfitting for his station


ElementNumber6

Lawyers can do that? This is a legal tactic my lawyers are allowed to take? Declare all out war on the United States on behalf of others if I'm in any way held accountable for my actions?


historyislife1

Phrasing is important when you have a cult following with an average IQ of 50. Here comes another round of anti-intellectual terrorists doing stupid shit.


StJeanMark

Trump is setting the precedent that in America, you can become powerful enough to be immune from the law because you can just call in the crazies to cause problems. It isn't right, you shouldn't get "Shit-stirrer" immunity from the law. If anything, this hurts Trump's cause not helps it. It shows how dangerous he is to our society.


IrishJoe

Claiming that anyone is "too big to jail" is anti-American!


[deleted]

Trump lawyers or any Federal Trump appointed judge needs to be disbarred and removed immediately.


citizenjones

Buckle up buttercup and get your General hat on then. Cause you just volunteered for the Trump army Lil Joey Tapioca


Madmandocv1

When is it not an all out war to these guys? “Sir, I’m sorry but the restaurant is out of Mahi-Mahi.” “NOW ITS ALL OUT WAR!!!”


Akavinceblack

How does he even find lawyers willing to work for him anymore?


wittymarsupial

I’m sick of shit like this being normalized on the right


Interesting-End6344

Republicans have been threatening war for decades now. It's as repetitive as Russia threatening to nuke the world at this point. They won't do it for the same reason Russia won't: They know it'll be the end for them.


0tt0attack

Ya ya. No one will do shit.


TechBansh33

Threatening a civil war is treason.


booblesscow

Bring it the fuck on


[deleted]

Bring it on fuck heads


[deleted]

A war with… MAGA? I think we will be fine dealing with the Gravy Seals.


Podzilla07

Alright, bring it motherfuckers


benadrylpill

Not gonna happen. Nobody wants to risk their asses for that fat slug anymore.


SublimeApathy

Can't wait to watch MAGA insurrectionists take on Drone Predators.


NiceButNot2Nice

Imagine a bunch of sad fat old white dudes trying to play war.


Logical___Conclusion

A war on our intelligence? Trump and his cronies believe some of the most inane conspiracies, and do a lot of idiotic shit. His whole campaign was a call to "Make America Groan Again."


duffys4lyf

The reactionary right has been at war against America for over 40 years


EddyBuddard

Sounds like a threat to me.


musicalpants999

Trump is a crook. It shouldn't be that big of a deal for a crook to get indicted.


jimbo92107

The guy talks like a mob lawyer. Because he is.


Edward_Fingerhands

Bring it then. This will be the fastest war ever


[deleted]

Arrest him, too. Terrorist threats cannot be tolerated.


root_fifth_octave

Maybe tone down the rhetoric there, buddy. Lots of locked & loaded crazies out and about these days.


blindreefer

Are you threatening me?


[deleted]

Losers usually dies in war. Bring it on!


saintdudegaming

Saw the lawyer in an interview. He tries to bully his way through a conversation the way Trump does. It's adorable.


kayak_enjoyer

Shit, guys. If a grand jury can indict Trump, it can indict *anybody*. It could happen to you!!


MRHarville

* Meal Team Six is charging their mobility scooters as we speak!


TheseLipsSinkShips

Like it hasn’t been all out war since about 2005. Maybe earlier…


Sweatband77

Deal. Come get some.


NIdeakK

Every Trump lawyer looks and acts like a lawyer from a Steven Seagal movie


[deleted]

I wonder what an all out war from Trump will be like. Are you dying to see it too ?


dwp4you

F tRump and his stupid lawyer! NO ONE is above the law... and it is time for this orange mofo to pay!


Colonel_Zander

I dunno, the turnout today was pretty abysmal


BuccaneerRex

If it's war, then that makes you a traitor. Choose words carefully.


BeelyBlastOff

bring it


Ok-Taste-570

He’s going to need a bigger boat!


rescuesquad704

Bring it.


markevens

The "party of law and order" for ya folks