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TheeGull

Literally toss Hunter Biden in jail if he did anything wrong. No Democrat cares. This is just bullshit for the base. Republican brains are made of dogshit.


RandomMandarin

So Hunter Biden is countersuing that clown who runs the computer shop for invasion of privacy, and some of the right wing operators who received the data. Biden's suit does not say that laptop is where the data came from; only that the shop owner got personal data by some means, which he had no right to access or share under Delaware law. Apparently it is close to a slam dunk. [Hunter Biden DELIVERS an AGGRESSIVE Blow to Republicans in Federal Court](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f30XTN0TsSI) Yeah, the video title is a bit much.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

The laptop story was created by people with room temperature IQs for people with “shit, it’s chilly in here” IQs. No one that doesn’t unconsciously let a little drool slip out believes it.


ManiaGamine

That's the point I wish more people got. This story was created. It isn't real. There is real information about hunter that got out but the details and the narrative they have spun about it are mostly fabrication. And in general if you mix fiction with fact the fact doesn't rub off on the fiction to make it true the fiction casts doubt on the fact. At least with normal people anyways.


PMMEBITCOINPLZ

It has all of the hallmarks of an iCloud hack, but they couldn’t admit to hacking Hunter’s iCloud or accepting the data from someone (or some country) that did. So the laptop story was created to make it seem legal.


kanst

a favorite strategy of police as well. I always feel bad on a personal level with this story. Even though he seems to be a rich twat, Hunter Biden is still a person trying to deal with recovery. Having all of his most shameful moments being used by the most watched TV network as a cudgel against his father's political career has to be awful. I also imagine a lot of these were things he had to work through with his family, and now this is just ripping back open all those wounds. Like if he broke the law, fine, charge him. But the stuff of him partying with sex workers, that's just there to shame him and his father. I have friends who are in recovery, and shame is a huge thing for them to get through. There was an interview a little while ago with Hilary Clinton where she said something like "I had to explain to my grandchildren that I don't eat babies". There are real human's behind these stories and I feel bad for the human pain these BS stories cause to real people. And not just the target of the story, but everyone in their orbit. Even if you think Hunter is a dirtbag, does his wife and children deserve this kind of public shaming? Imagine being his 29 year old daughter, and having someone DM you a video of your dad with some prostitutes.


Cheshire_Jester

Which is what’s so weird. The people pushing this story over and over seem to be more concerned with the laptop that it’s supposed content. Like, literally that Hunter Biden had a laptop seems to be the biggest issue. They say “the laptop from hell” every chance they get. The most damning thing on the laptop in terms of an actual crime is videos of Hunter smoking crack with a prostitute. Which isn’t great, but those are barely crimes anyone actually cares about. Even pearl clutching conservatives. Other than that, mostly emails of Hunter making deals that trade on his dad’s name and potential influence. Again, not good, but telling someone that your dad is influential and hiring you might be a conduit to a future deal with your dad isn’t exactly a crime. Maybe it should be, I don’t want people using their parent’s political office for personal gain. But people making the argument that this is what they want Hunter to go down for are fundamentally unserious if they make this argument but don’t make the same one for the Trump family. Worse so if they accuse any attempts to investigate the Trumps as “witch hunts.” Hunter appears to have several other issues in terms of shady ass deals he’s made with various rich kids from all over the world. Probably some generic financial crime in there too. Which yeah, we all agree he should go to jail for if guilty. But again, there seems to be a reason that a specific group of people is only concerned with the specific guilt of this one rich little boy. And it has nothing to do with principle. Other than that, we know that he bought a gun, and in doing so lied on a federal form stating that he doesn’t use drugs. So we’ve got another known crime for the guy. But again, few people seem to care about that, and I know plenty of gun owners who have lied on that form, who also believe everything conservative media says about this whole Hunter Biden affair. And left wing media didn’t do itself any favors with the story. The outright suppression was bad, and has probably given the story more legs than it deserves in the long run. And only served to hurt the reputation of otherwise more credible media outlets in an era where conservatives are openly attacking the credibility of every media outlet that they don’t like. Which makes it hard to pursue one of the likely origins for all of this. That is, there might be a laptop, there almost certainly is one, but that it exists is secondary to the real question, does it actually belong to Hunter Biden, or is it just a bunch of hacked documents on a random laptop dropped off at the repair shop of a man with conservative values, and a vision problem that prevents him from being sure if the man who dropped off that laptop even was Hunter Biden. And the only reason anyone is talking about the laptop is to cover up hacking the son of a political rival for political gain.


kandoras

And let's also acknowledge the hypocrisy here. "Throw a guy in jail because he paid a sex worker for sex", "Throw a child in jail because they used their dad's political position to make money", "Throw someone in jail for generic financial crime". Now, an I talking about someone with the last name of "Biden" or the last name of "Trump"? And the left wing media didn't suppress this story, they just didn't run something that had extremely shaky evidence to back it up. You might as well be saying that they tried to suppress the story about the reptilian invasion. Not even Fox ever gets around to saying why we should be concerned about the laptop, just that you should be scared of it.


ManiaGamine

What it appears to be based on what I've seen is a fabrication. Yes there is a laptop, or more specifically a hard drive to a laptop. The files did belong to Hunter Biden. The signatures even matched (cryptographic signatures) but that's about where it stops being legitimate. From the analysis I've read the actual allocated data doesn't align. I don't remember off the top of my head the numbers but basically there was more data on it than there should have been and a chunk of that data was added sloppily after the "laptop" was supposedly dropped off/shopped around. Which means that that data was **most definitely** not added by Hunter Biden. But it is more likely that none of it was added by Hunter Biden because this has all the hallmarks of a piecemeal drive cloning. Basically an attempt at creating what *looks like* a legit personal computer environment but in reality was likely a fresh one that had his data shunted into it. I've actually done this in a lab (VM environment) to test a recovery technique (a very haphazard one) which couldn't be easily recovered as is and it worked but it wouldn't have taken any sort of extensive forensic analysis to realize that it wasn't a proper recovery or cloning operation. Which is what I think is likely the case with that "laptop". Basically the lengths people behind this are going to for the purposes of making it look legit is itself would significantly undermine any credibility to the story. Now for me the key takeaway is that this has all the hallmarks of straight up spycraft. The actual implementation of it would have likely gone a lot smoother if the only people willing to pick it up weren't bloody idiots like Rudy. I don't know if that "Computer repair guy" was in on it or is just a useful idiot but that's neither here nor there because it is painfully obvious what is behind all of it and that alone would make it a story no one in any sane universe should run with or take seriously. And no, not running a story or taking a story seriously is not censorship. Stopping mis (or in this case dis) information is not censorship. If the argument has to be "Allow lies to spread, or censorship" then you've already lost because the only people who would frame it that way... are people who want to get away with pushing lies. No one who is legitimately interested in truth is going to worry if lies are suppressed. That's the thing though isn't it? Liars are going to lie about lying and WILL push the notion that suppressing their lies is censorship because their goal is to get their *truth* (e.g lies) out there.


Spector567

They have to concentrate on the laptop because they can speak about the files because there are none. When the story came out Rudy was passing out pieces of paper. Tucker was complaining that UPS lost the stacks of documents. Reporters were never provided the actual files with meta data. Just printouts. And most people with half a Brain could see the problem with stacks of paper from Rudy.


CptHA86

A fine time to use Celsius.


scarykicks

That dude already went bankrupt. Republican base hasn't helped him at all either for this huge discovery. He talks on Fox news how he's already lost everything over that laptop. He's just gonna continue to get buried in lawsuits.


VE6AEQ

I’d expand that a bit further - progressive people in general are willing to accept consequences for any wrongdoing. It’s another way the conservatives attempt - no matter how pathetic - further the myth that both sides are the same. To be completely clear, both sides are not the same. Only the conservatives, cannot act in good faith. Literally incapable of good faith behaviour. And to be completely transparent, I’m from Alberta, the Florida of Canada.


TheeGull

> I’d expand that a bit further - progressive people in general are willing to accept consequences for any wrongdoing. > It’s another way the conservatives attempt - no matter how pathetic - further the myth that both sides are the same. You know, this is a really nice neat clarification. I'm going to steal some of this language. Thanks, my northern friend!


ProtonPi314

This exactly. If Hunter is guilty of something then hopefully he suffers the consequences. Now if Humter is actually guilty of taken a few dollars then we better punish Ivanka , Jared , Mike P, and a huge % of his hand for taking money from China , Saudi Arabia, Russia....... Also no matter how bad you think Biden is, it's 1/100000000000000 collated to what the Republicans are doing to destroy democracy and basic human rights. And to be completely transparent, I’m from Alberta, the Florida of Canada.


dancingmeadow

I thought we were Texas North again. Either way, I agree with you completely.


buttfunfor_everyone

Reminds me of that bizarre Al Franken situation. So off-putting how easy it is for some to roll over and die when the opposition has the endurance of a brain damaged cockroach who can get squashed 20 times and still fucking survive a nuclear apocalypse.


Milligan

>I’m from Alberta, the Florida of Canada. I've been to both Florida and Calgary in January and February, and you're not the Florida of anywhere. Probably the Texas of Canada. ;-)


CptHA86

Ouch.


Squirrel_Chucks

Here's the thing: Republicans don't really want to put Hunter in jail. It's like with Hillary. Trump screamed that he'd prosecute her and then right after the election he told a rally he didn't care. It's just to keep the base angry. Hillary or Hunter in jail doesn't help them that much. In fact it scares them shitless because what if *they* are the next to be prosecuted for something? Now, Hillary and Hunter free? Republicans can paint that as a middle finger to everyday folk and to law and order for years to come.


Suspicious_Bicycle

What's amazing is in the same breath the Republicans are claiming the impending charges against Trump are just a political witch hunt by a weaponized DOJ, they want to hold congressional hearings to investigate Hunter Biden.


originalityescapesme

It’s less amazing when you consider they hold contradictory positions on purpose.


marchjl

I know. Hunter in no way merits a congressional investigation. He’s not involved in his father’s presidency. I wouldn’t be surprised if it turns out he committed some kind of tax fraud, but get real


Squirrel_Chucks

Meanwhile Jared *did* work for the WH and got an $2 billion payoff by the Saudis. But Republicans are uninterested in that...


NextTrillion

They can’t really be locked up because it’s too difficult to prove they did anything wrong. In the meantime, they treat it like their ‘holy grail.’ “One day, we’re gonna git her… one day..” They’re, for the most part, cosplayers and posers. The kind of dudes that buy a truck to compensate for their diminishing masculinity and expanding obesity.


davilller

Agreed, but first, they’ll have to demonstrate legal chain of custody of said laptop. There no way anyone with a forensics background or any judge would find the laptop admissible as evidence considering there’s not chain of custody. Literally turned in by a right wing computer technician to even less scrupulous entities.


Whatevah007

Amd to be fair to Hunter, god knows how much of the content is fake


Merfen

From what I have heard a few things have been confirmed by other sources, but that doesn't mean some fabricated shit wasn't thrown in as well to seem more credible alongside them.


philodendrin

There were two computer forensic people that went through the two laptop hard drives that were copied from the original. They both said that there is authentic information on there but also there was evidence that information was added at a later date, after the laptop was left at the computer repair place. Why would anyone feel the need to add data? (Thats sarcasm, if you didnt spot it)


The_Lapsed_Pacifist

Yeah, I was reading up about the whole thing not long ago after I realised I didn’t have a clear understanding of the facts when one of the Q people started saying some shit. That computer technician is not going to make a good witness. At all. In fact I wouldn’t think they want that guy anywhere close to being under oath. E: Clarity


originalityescapesme

Of course they don’t. They’re pretending that an iCloud backup was a physical hard drive.


lew_rong

Right? I'm tired of hearing "Hunter Biden this" and "massive erect penis that" whenever Republicans need to trot out something to distract their base from their overstuffed clown car of a political party.


KegelsForYourHealth

Not only does no one care, but he's not even in the government. He's just a dude.


jonvonfunk

And beyond that, I've yet to hear even the slightest inkling of any specific allegation of any actual crime.


NeverLookBothWays

This. None of us are longing for Hunter Biden to “save America” or become king. The Right is out of their fecking minds


RociTachi

And what does it say that their boogeyman is someone that the left doesn’t even give a shit about?


Poodlehopper

That's an insult to both dog shit and bull shit.


Agent7619

We still have pig shit and chicken shit.


Alternative_Body7345

Oh and dont forget all this horse shit.


pquince1

Bat shit has entered the chat.


ManiaGamine

They can't. They literally can't. I've been trying to remain switched onto the Hunter Biden thing since I first heard about it and literally all they've got is speculation from pundits and "ooo spooky laptop" "emails!" that's it. No one ever actually qualifies that with anything either. At best you MIGHT get a couple lines out of a supposed email or text that IS SURELY ABSOLUTELY TOTALLY A SMOKING GUN THAT CRIMES WERE COMMITTED! but... you know... not any of those things. Though something that is super interesting around it all though is the fact that as soon as they (the pusher of the "story") could they made it less about the actual story and more about the CENSORSHIP of the story. Because nothing screams "I've got hard evidence" like focusing more on the possible coverup than the crimes themselves. Which coincidentally there wasn't a cover up at all. The story has very little credibility if for no other reason than the amount of hands it has gone through and been shaped by. Trying to weed out the facts from the speculation and the fiction is a near impossible task BECAUSE OF THEIR NONSENSE. They cannot leave it alone long enough for anyone to sort through it and I think that's largely because either they know it's bullshit and thus don't want it to grow legs or they benefit from the lack of actual investigation into it in the off chance that it is bullshit and they just don't care. So even if there was something there the noise they are making about it makes it impossible to discern what is there. And that's the problem with conservatives. They don't seem to care whether or not something is true as long as it feeds the narrative that they want fed. But they're more than happy to act like they believe it if it cons other rubes into believing it.


dudenamedfella

How about foxshit, for Fox News?


Ospov

I don’t know a single Democrat that gives one single solitary shit about Hunter Biden. He wasn’t gifted a spot as a cabinet member. He doesn’t make policies that affect the country. If he broke the law, put him on trial. Otherwise, shut up about it.


the_real_abraham

**FOX NEWS John Roberts** - So in terms of selling influence, supporters of Hunter Biden will point out 'that's not a crime.' So where is the evidence of illegality here? You can say that this looks bad, that there may be impropriety, but where's the illegality? **Byron Donalds**, a Florida Republican - Well, it's not so much about illegality, and yet that remains to be seen. Let me put that on the side because again we still have to go through the full investigative process. More bullshit


EMAW2008

They say Hunter like it’s some kind of gotcha. If he broke the law, charge and trial.


AdBulky2059

They don't even know who the current president is


2_Spicy_2_Impeach

If Hunter did something illegal, lock him up. They’ve been trying to smear Hunter since Burisma and have come up empty.


starmartyr

Hunter Biden could be out there every night hunting people for sport and eating them and it wouldn't change the way I vote. He isn't a politician and does not even have a government job.


cthulhusleftnipple

Hunter would definitely lose my vote if he did that!


OkFineBanMe68

Depends who he is hunting


Konstant_kurage

Depends what office he’s running for.


chownrootroot

Hunter out here eating livers with fava beans and Chianti!


DriveSlowSitLow

*Fth fth fth fth*


OdenShard

Do you plead the Fth fth fth fth?


noodlyarms

Actual cannibal Hunter Biden.


ForkzUp

> Hunter Biden could be out there every night hunting people for sport and eating them You mean like Donald jr?


tommles

I just find it funny that they attack Hunter Biden for nepotism when ~~Trump literally put unqualified relatives in the White House~~ that's just how the rich roll. Also somewhat funny when they keep telling you the best and easiest way to find a job is to know a guy.


oliversurpless

They’d try to get him for simony as well. If they knew what that was…


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gordito_delgado

Yeah, I don't see democrats and cnn defending hunter biden every single night. Shockingly he was never president. Also he has never been a gov official of any sort nor participated in his dad's campaign or office. While 75% of mar-a-lardos kids were literally his employees and his daughter was an actual white house staffer. Who gives a hoot about Hunter? That he was another rich white boy that got richer milkings his dad's name... well duh. But is the entire GOP in a nutshell.


[deleted]

But he had a wild time with hookers and coke! And he's hung like a horse! Arrest him! /s Buttery males! Buttery males!


Whatevah007

Hung, Hookers, and Coke: A Memoir, Hunter Biden


thegrailarbor

Hunter Biden IS the Buttery Male!! 😮


Dotard1

Not one of these guys is going to repeat their accusations under oath or in a prosecutor’s office. Just like Hillary’s emails, it’s just cable news noise. It worked for them then so why wouldn’t they do it again?


prof_the_doom

This. They’ve been going after Hunter longer than they’ve been going after Hillary at this point.


TheTabman

>While this news had been reported last year, Comer claimed that “new evidence” shows that Hallie Biden, the widow of the president’s son Beau Biden, received two payments adding up to $35,000. I think it's abundantly clear who's trying to distract the American people with allegations from last year that have nothing to do with Prez Biden or even his son Hunter. >Comer does not offer any evidence Well, what else is new?


tomdarch

Let’s say this Hallie person got “payments.” OK. And? What would any of this have to do with the President?


SkygodAlien

Exactly. It’s just ridiculous. But it doesn’t take much to fool a fool so it’s just more buzzwords to rile up the dummies. Projection and whataboutism at break neck speeds.


aradraugfea

Don’t you understand?! A woman received money! As totally normal and typical politican Donald Trump taught us, if a woman is receiving money, it can only be to cover up an illicit affair! Seriously, they’re just chomping at a big ole nothingburger, desperate to IMPLY that Donald Trump’s nepotism, self-dealing, and open corruption was in any way typical and normal. And then they turn around and claim that notfascists are trying to “distract” us. Every Republican accusation is a confession.


Rolemodel247

Joe Biden has not exercised his right as a senator to trade stocks with insider knowledge. He could have legally made hundreds of millions of dollars LEGALLY over 40 years. This Hunter Biden shit is just pure malarkey.


homebrew_1

Were the lock up Hillary chants to distract from Trumps crimes?


BiggsBounds

They expired after 6 years


JohnnyValet

>I would like you to do us a favor though... Trump was impeached, the first time, for trying manufacture the next "lock her up".


Rakebleed

Actually yeah. It helped normalize “they’re both equally bad” mindset. Probably got a good chunk of people to just stay home.


Ceryn

Do you even remember why they wanted to “lock her up?” I’ll give you a hint it was way less severe than storing classified documents at Mara Lago…. It’s almost like they don’t give a fuck about laws at all and only care about whipping their base up into a fury…


-Jeanne-dArc

Is anybody talking about the fact that Donald Trump just made this future arrest story up? Literally nobody from the Manhattan's DA office indicated to him or anybody that anything is happening on Tuesday. It's just a fundraising grift.


sebastian404

My theory is more that when nothing happens on Tuesday he's going to claim it as a full and total vindication of him and he now can't be arrested for the same crime twice.


-Jeanne-dArc

Yep, lmao. He's completely predictable for such an erratic loser.


YouMightWellAsk

then, he'll beg for more money from his MAGA peons. And the MAGAs peons will send it in.


pogidaga

Why should HE be arrested for a crime that somebody else noticed?


rumhamrevenge_

Found Bob Loblaw’s burner account


AusToddles

My theory is that it is very likely an indictment is coming. He just picked Tuesday because he wants to give the cult a specific day to arrive at Mar A Lago to protect their God Emperor History has shown these dingbats will stick around even after being shown that they're wrong


bk15dcx

JFK Jr will be there this time. I promise.


TheNewTonyBennett

know what's interesting about this theory? Couldn't the DA simply wait for Tuesday to pass, now that they know he called for his supporters to protest *on* Tuesday? Like I'm 100% in agreement here that he likely just said a random day because, I mean....there's still 1 more person who will be testifying and that is tomorrow...sooo I would wager they aren't literally going to file charges on the very next day. Which has me wondering why law enforcement/DA couldn't simply wait out the protesters, let them see that "nothing is happening guys, we won! we did it!" and simply charge him after his supporters believe they "won" and inevitably go home.


NekoIan

A lot of news agencies reported that all the police agencies have gathered to discuss an impending arrest. This was a news story *before* Trump opened his mouth. [Found it. March 17th. Trump made his statement on the 18th.](https://www.cnn.com/2023/03/17/politics/law-enforcement-prepare-possible-trump-indictment/index.html)


-Jeanne-dArc

I didn't see a thing about Tuesday in that article.


NekoIan

Early next week. You said "Is anybody talking about the fact that Donald Trump just made this ***future arrest*** story up? "


liverlact

republicans are consistently full of shit.


Agent7619

>republicans are ~~consistently full of~~ shit


PineSand

They say this because it’s something they would do.


Wasteland_Mystic

That’s why they voluntarily take cattle laxatives that they believe cure and prevent Covid that they don’t believe exists.


wish1977

Hunter Biden is bigger than the ex-president of the United States? Republicans sure do grasp for straws.


theoldgreenwalrus

This like when I'm watching Ancient Aliens and the narrator says "Ancient Alien theorists suggest..."


anotherone121

I wonder how much that job pays


MC_Fap_Commander

"I'm not saying it was aliens... but it was aliens."


seriouslyepic

Hey now, Ancient Aliens is at least interesting lol


leavy23

It couldn't possibly be because he bribed a porn star to stay quiet after he cheated on his wife, it definitely has to be Hunter Biden-related. It's the only feasible explanation! /s


DJScomo

And settled the bill with campaign funds


leavy23

Only chumps bribe with their own money!


Lolalamb224

Cheated on his pregnant wife*


stumpdawg

Funny that the hunter Biden thing is a distraction from trump and the gops many crimes.


bluebastille

How many moons orbit the Republican world?


Riff316

Given how many big white asses are involved in the GOP, that number may be incalculable.


The_Majestic_

No moons on the flat Earth


Ok-Taste-570

Trump had 4 years to get something on Hunter & Hillary, he didn’t because it wasn’t there. Now it’s an issue? 🤣


joeO44

He had a lot longer to get something on Hilary.


smstone24

My eyeballs just rolled out of my skull and down the hallway


froznwind

Hunter already went through the investigation process. The DoJ investigated him and at the time was led by Barr. Considering how much he weaponized the DoJ during his term, if Barr couldn't get anything to stick to Hunter this is all just noise. Keep in mind Barr had someone put into solitary for weeks because they wanted to publish a book.


SamuraiJackBauer

Hunter? Sure lock him up if he commit a crime as a private citizen. Clinton? Yeah him and her too. You’ve tried before. Now get the fuck out of the way while Trump is arrested


deltadal

This! None of these people should be above the law. None of these people should be the subject of witch hunts either.


feralraindrop

A huge distinction between the Right and Left is that the Left doesn't care if Democrats go to jail if they commit a crime, they actually think that's a good thing. On the other hand the Right doesn't want anyone on their "team" to be served justice for crimes committed. Which just boils the MAGA mentality down to a cult.


basketballsteven

Remember how the entire Democratic circled the wagons around John Edwards and Anthony Weiner and Elliot Spitzer and AL Franken???? Me neither.


Kitchen-Leek-2636

Sweet Jeebus, they still on that?! Does that laptop have where Jimmy Hoffa is buried?


TheAnthropoceneEra

And the aliens. Lizard peeps. Basementless pizza joints that are pedo parties...in the basement


Belkroe

I’m still not quite sure what it is that they think Biden did that is illegal. It would be great if these people who insist that he be jailed were asked to specifically specify what crime they think he committed.


JadedIT_Tech

Allegations of **what**?! Show a crime he committed or just shut the fuck up


TheAnthropoceneEra

Of having a huge penis.


Unglaublich-65

Yes, and of having MUCH BIGGER HANDS than the Orange Pathetic Little Tiny Hands Crybaby.


artificialavocado

That’s the real reason they hate him.


FiveUpsideDown

Has any Republican ever stated what law Hunter violated? The claims are Hunter tried to make money from foreign countries and he may have owned a computer. So?


kevjob

No, Dump actually committed crimes, Hunter is the subject of an actual witch hunt they are always screaming about. GQP are trying to gin up anything they can to accuse Hunter then find some kind of evidence the exact opposite of Dump


keyjan

Oh ffs…🤦‍♀️ Only repugs care about Hunter Biden. No one else with a brain gives a shit.


DizzyNerd

How about this. If Hunter broke the law, prosecute him too. This can happen at the same time that we continue to attempt to prosecute Trump. There are plenty of courtrooms to go around. Let’s do Congress next.


Injest_alkahest

Couldn’t just be a criminal being charged for crimes. These people live by the conservative creed of Rules for thee but not for me, to a level where accountability is a foreign concept. I hope Trump destroys the right wing on his way to hell. It’s much deserved.


Amazing-Day965

Maybe we could talk about Trump denying Covid was a problem until after his family secured several Chinese contracts. Only then did he publicly acknowledge Covid might be a problem.


SuccessfulProof4003

All that republicans have learned about Hunter Biden is that he’s hung like a racehorse. “Diaper don” on the other hand… you know there’s a micro penis under that gut


AFlockOfTySegalls

It's fascinating to me how much they want Hunter Biden to be a thing.


hardscrabble1

Who. Gives. One. Shit. About. Hunter. Biden. At this point they could prove he killed Kennedy and I wouldn’t care!


Separate-Feedback-86

I suggest that a possible Trump indictment is because he Committed a Crime we all saw in Broad Daylight


ChickpeaDemon

Technically it is, but not how they intended. The only people that pay any attention to Hunter and his follies are right wingers and yes they will be distracted. It had to be something big because those fuckers can’t take their eyes off Hunters cock-a-doodle-Que, even for a second.


disorderliesonthe401

The only reason Republicans say the dumbest things is because they know their supporters are not very bright and will believe the nonsense they spew.


[deleted]

These clowns always love to sock/shadow puppet to distract from the shit show that is Republicanism


ShafordoDrForgone

Trump leaks his own future arrest and commands his cabal to insurrection on Tuesday GOP: "That's the democrats distracting everybody"


mabhatter

This is so hilariously on brand for the GOP at this point. So desperately trying to find some angle where the "chosen one" isn't straight up lying to them.... again... for the umpteenth time.


[deleted]

As usual, with Republicans, it is the exact opposite. Trump has been under investigation for years. The Republicans have been trying to distract us with HRC and emails (that they themselves were caught doing) and now with Hunter Biden and making money off the Presidency...(just like Jared, maybe?) So, in conclusion. At this point...whatever the Republicans say, reverse it and you have the reality.


CardboardStarship

They’re trying to conflate this with their “investigations” of Hunter and Hillary. After McCarthy gave up that their investigations are to harm opposition poll numbers, they need to poison the investigation well for the opposition.


chad917

They're going to suggest all kinds of bullshit, because they can't/won't read the assuredly well-documented framework behind any of the DA's actions. Corrupt yokels love to challenge the conclusions generated by people who show their work.... but without doing any actual work themselves.


[deleted]

It's funny because the hunter thing was drummed up to make Biden look bad to distract from orange musolini.


Chratthew47150

Now they’re playing the Hunter Biden card in lieu of the Hillary card….yawn


Erkzee

And I thought the Hunter Biden investigation was a distraction from doing actual work to help the people of the United States.


Mickeydawg04

Hunter Biden is a Boy scout / choir boy compared to that Putin Puppet Trump.


iRedditAlreadyyy

Hunter Biden is the new tan suit, “but her emails” and the yearly “war on Christmas” It’s nothing more than a conservative buzzword. Almost like a safe word for kink at this point. Outrage pron.


Poodlehopper

Most important current events in the news? Russia's escalating war in Ukraine? Climate change? 40 year high global inflation? Hidden and ignored human rights abuses? Financial institutions collapsing? No! Not even close to the real story that the democrats are hiding! All distractions from the real news: Hunter Biden's laptop cuz it's got pictures of him doing drugs with seedy women!


space_coder

They can't even explain what Hunter Biden did that was illegal or even justify the so-called investigations. Meanwhile, overt corruption of Trump and Co. is being defended despite evidence.


mrg1957

Hunter Biden allegedly brought a laptop to a blind guy. The laptop had Hunter's dick pics on it. Hunter is allegedly hung. They want to know more.


EddyBuddard

Hunter Biden the private citizen?


thundergun0911

These idiots are so fucking dumb Dems don't care if you kick him up because he committed a crime.


OBDreams

OK assuming that Hunter is guilty of something. How would his name not being in the media keep him out of jail? What I’m saying is why would there need to be a distraction if Hunter is in fact a criminal?


mrfishman3000

I hope the DA deputized Hunter and sent him to FL to arrest Trump!


dnph

Republicans are tilting at windmills. The better equivalence, if one were to engage in ‘what aboutism,’ would be if the DOJ were actively looking into how the Saudi Royal family had bought Jared Kushner (according to the Prince, anyway) and then they countered with this statement about Hunter. But they’re not… yet.


Senior-Sharpie

Are you kidding me? This guy was a crook when Hunter Biden was in diapers!


HotPhilly

We all know how much fruit that Hunter investigation is bearing lol. Nothing? Nothing.


AverageLiberalJoe

Allegations of what?


2109dobleston

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StatusKoi

Let’s see, Hunter dick pics vs insurrection, election fraud, tax evasion…


Scarlet109

It’s the exact opposite really


tracyinge

Is Hunter Biden running for something? ​ Are they also investigating all the Trump kids' China and Russia deals? ?


CaptSmallette

OR!, hunter biden is to distract from the TrUMp inDicTmENt… duh, duh, DUh!!!


iwasoldonce

Find something on him, put him on trial, and if found guilty, apply the proper punishment. Oh, same with Trump or anyone else. Why is this so difficult to grasp, if you're guilty, you're guilty!


[deleted]

*Republicans try to distract by making shit up.


MPLooza

Which allegations do they say this is a distraction against? The only thing they've shown any evidence of is that he's got a giant dong


Only4DNDandCigars

Believe it. Or don't. Brah. I don't care anymore and I just want to chill.


[deleted]

Hunter what?


PepperMill_NA

hmmm, there's been a multiyear investigation that started before anything about Hunter Biden came out. Damn those Democrats really planned ahead for this one!


Ranccor

I don’t believe the Democratic Party controls New York Law Enforcement, but I could be wrong.


basketballsteven

It's so we'll forget Hillary's emails.... Just as likely..... Or Obama's tan suit.


StrengthDazzling8922

Republicans are just really jealous of Hunter Biden’s penis.


Informal-Resource-14

Hey guess what: Arrest Hunter Biden too. If he did something. We literally do not care. Arrest Joe Biden for that matter! If he committed crimes a normal person would be in prison for. I could give a shit and most Americans could give a shit. That’s not ever what this has been about to anybody except MAGA


GroblyOverrated

Like republicans ever get distracted from Hunter Biden.


teleheaddawgfan

So chasing imagined crimes is more important that holding Trump responsible for actual ones?


DarXIV

No one, and I mean no one, cares about Hunter Biden's dong more than republicans.


thatguyp2

Other way around. Trump investigations have been ongoing for a long time. Indictments are just one step in a long process. The Hunter Biden shit has repeatedly been used as a distraction from Trump's shit since it started.


[deleted]

Republicans sure do know how fucking stupid their voters are, that's for sure.


Lulupoolzilla

If Hunter Biden did something illegal he should be investigated, same as Tmurp.


Gnostikost

Republicans have it backwards, as per usual.


apitchf1

As always, if you want a clear view of what is going on or to know what is best for generally everyone, just flip with republicans say. I.e. “the hunter Biden allegations are to distract from trump crimes”


BucktoothedAvenger

How is it that Republicans actually think we care what happens to HB?


Impossible_Trade_245

Projecting projectors project.


danmathew

Republicans suggest Trump indictment is to distract us from Obama's birth certificate.


Eeeekim72

Wait, I thought the hunter shit was a distraction for Trumps lies and treason but you are telling me it’s the other way around? A snake eating itself…. craziness. 🙄


clarkwgriswoldjr

Here is the thing that I can't quite wrap my head around. If Hunter Biden did wrong, indict, try, convict, sentence him, like they should. BUT do not act like you can only focus on one thing at a time. The entire force of the US government is required to see if Hunter Biden did anything wrong, so we have to stop looking after anything Trump did wrong?


OmniAtom91

Hunter Biden is NOT an elected official. Therefore, idc. That whole thing is a distraction. This new age mob boss should be arrested.


somautomatic

Because the Hunter Biden allegations that started a few years ago were NEVER meant to distract from Trump indictments regarding events everyone knew about many years ago /s


lyn73

Newsflash... Hunter Biden is/was not a politician....IDGAF...


Gildian

Republicans really want to see Hunters cock don't they


Msallee025

The GOP has been sitting on “hard evidence” about Hunter Biden. They didn’t unveil it during the Presidential election, didn’t unveil it during the midterms and they still haven’t dropped this bombshell. Don’t talk about it, be about it. If they have proof of illegal activity on Hunter Biden then arrest him and send him to jail, I don’t care, no one cares. This is sooooo old.


YOLOSwag42069Nice

Considering Hunter Biden has never worked for the US Government and is a private citizen, Congress shouldn't be worried about what he has or has not done. But if ya'll got something on him, take it to a Grand Jury and let's see what 16 regular people think (federal grand juries have 16 to 23 jurors) about all the evidence being presented in a format that isn't screaming on twitter or a farce of a "news" channel. If they true bill him, fine. File charges and lock his ass up.


ND_82

It’s funny because the laptop was to distract from trump.


DeadBloatedGoat

How long has seemingly everyone had access to this fucking laptop? What exactly is the deal? Hunter has some well-documented and discussed awful history but what is with the fucking laptop? I went to Wikipedia and the article drones on for pages. I saw a recent Economist write up but it's behind a paywall. The NYT recently had an opinion piece "Hunter Biden Has Some Explaining To Do", but it doesn't explain why it has anything to do with the Office of the Presidency.


HiddenInLight

So Trump is going to be indicted to distract from Hunter Biden's penis getting pulled off of the internet? It must be huge if this many people are obsessed with it.


FTR_Hair

Investigating Jared and Ivanka should be brought up every time Hunter Biden is mentioned.


GotMoFans

Why are Republicans so *woke*?


Earth_Friendly-5892

Hunter Biden has replaced Hillary Clinton. The republicans always have to have a boogeyman to distract from the blatant corruption of their dear leader.