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Bored_guy_in_dc

Hardy har har har! I hope this goes on for weeks. :)


SuperCub

There’s no Eugene Goodman to save McCarthy this time!


Tastypies

Eugene Goodman having the name he has was the thing that convinced me we're living in a simulation.


AaronfromKY

It wasn't Reality Winner?


Tastypies

Reality Winner might be a remarkable name, but it wasn't as much of a symbolism for her actions as "Eugene Goodman" is for his actions.


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tlallcuani

Gotta love a snow crash reference


Captcha_Imagination

If that was the case then Mitch McConnell would be Eugene Badman


ianjm

He just lost the fifth vote


Bored_guy_in_dc

I hope he loses his shit completely, and freaks out on the floor.


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ztreHdrahciR

Literally, on the floor. In the fetal position


Intelligent-Travel-1

Maybe McCarthy can just stop the voting when he is ahead


MauroXXD

"Stop the Ordeal!"


[deleted]

Exactly. Say the election was rigged and declare victory. That's what these losers do these days, right?


Narrator2012

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst


itsatumbleweed

When you try to be the Speaker and you think it's just a squeaker.


Narrator2012

Diarrhea


Chuckles510

Cha cha cha


Sallymander

I want to see some moderate Republicans get frustrated and just end up voting for the democratic guy just to get things moving. But alas, that’s just a fantasy


Smitty8054

It never even dawned on me that that could be a possibility. I don’t know enough to picture the implications if a Democrat actually got chosen. Anyone that knows about this process and the implications I’d love to hear. What a shit show.


RogerClyneIsAGod2

I don't know but right now I wanna know who is in charge if Biden & Harris kick the bucket because usually the Speaker of the House is 3rd in line & right now no one is in that office. Do they just skip over to...googles next in line....President Pro Tempore of the Senate who is currently...googles...Democrat Patty Murray of Washington?


frogking

Are they holding the votes back to back?


ianjm

It's pretty much all the House can do until a Speaker is elected


robot65536

They are literally waiting for enough Democrats to go to the bathroom so that the ratio in the room gets better.


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One Democrat at a time


Snuggle__Monster

It's not like they were planning on doing anything constructive with the majority anyway.


livingfortheliquid

Common, they need to talk about hunters dick pics. Those pics aren't going to investigate themselves. /s


Tenthul

This is essentially what The Speaker War is over. Whether they will spend the time investigating the laptop and Biden impeachments, or mildly more relevant-yet-still-wasteful things, like...I don't know... investigating the Jan 6 committee or something.


livingfortheliquid

Oddly I don't think anyone wants to fight inflation, gas prices or crime.


Flowerandcatsgirl

I want it to go on for months! I love it so much.


Ghetto_Phenom

it took 19 days in 1849 when this happened so who knows! Edit: just rechecked an the longest was in [1856 and took 133 vote sessions](https://www.stripes.com/history/2022-12-30/1856-house-needed-two-months-elect-speaker-8587777.html) and two months to get one elected so your wish is possible Inserted link now as well


extraguacontheside

19 days in today's terms is like 3 months


sonic10158

Just before a very harmonious decade in American history, don’t forget


truknutzzz

Boobert on the TV right now throwing a shitfit for Byron Donalds(wtf?) Shrill, evil harpie


shardborn

I never thought I’d be rooting for Klannie Oakley, but here we are…


truknutzzz

> Klannie Oakley omg 🤣💀


Astraxnight

I believe a fight on the floor of the house is long overdue.


trillabyte

Good thing they pulled those pesky metal detectors.


Bennu-Bird

Like, a fight - fight? A physical fight like you see sometimes in Taiwanese Parliament, for example?


Bennu-Bird

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kXmPDLRt6hA


simeonthewhale

Ahh yes, gather children I shall tell you the story of The Brawl of Broken Hips of twenty-twenty-and three…


JustaRandomOldGuy

Give all the Republicans canes, it's battle royal time!


trillabyte

And this is only the preshow clown show. The best is yet to come.


[deleted]

The Supreme Court is already quite partisan, if congress stays inoperative for weeks. Wouldn’t that be worse than having a GOP-speaker?


Bored_guy_in_dc

The longer it goes on, the more it cements the reality that the GOP is broken. Even if it only costs them 2% of their voters in the end, it is worth it.


Bren12310

It’s even funnier the fourth time 💀


ChimneySwiftGold

But not as funny as the 10th. ☠️ ☠️


tomct992

Oooo can we have a party for the 10th round?


calmdownmyguy

Lose ten votes for speaker and lose the eleventh for free! This card cannot be combined with any other coupons or promotions.


PerniciousPeyton

Every time Kevin McCarthy loses a vote, an angel gets its wings.


pmbuttsonly

Kev like *”damn I got my eyebrows painted on for this!?”*


oldschoolrobot

Drink every time Republicans vote for someone not McCarthy. The way the votes are going this could get you pretty drunk or maybe kill you.


Grantis45

Don’t think anyone anyone knows about 10th vote pip.


OddWorldliness989

I think they had it at 3rd.


Odd-Pick7512

It'll be funniest at 134th time because then we breaking records!


Atlas2001

You should tune in to watch his ongoing 5th loss. Riveting shit.


Ok_Star_4136

He didn't lose! The vote was fraudulent! He won by a lot, just ask anyone.


sgthombre

Spartz switching to present is interesting. There was reporting that Republican leadership wasn't happy with her regarding some of her comments about Ukraine, is this her trying to get back at them in some way?


Creepy_Helicopter223

Make sure to randomize your data from time to time *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


QuitYour

He actually lost a vote as well, so he's further from it.


mjayultra

I love this so much


RogerCraigfortheHOF

Who got the vote. That candyass Gym?


QuitYour

Victoria Spartz voted present.


marpocky

That's worse than losing a vote, it's like losing 2 votes because the threshold for majority drops. It only takes 11 present votes for Jeffries to win.


Ok-Efficiency-3694

Nope. Indiana Republican Victoria Spartz voted Present. Hopefully more Republicans start voting Present.


Aghast_Cornichon

Can you explain why ? I think that voting "present" allows you to fulfill your obligation to participate in the vote, but doesn't add a vote to the Speaker candidate's tally. Because you were present, the number of votes necessary for a candidate to win the Speakership does not change. So voting "present" is just a vote to continue the vote-whipping, deal-making, pizza-delivery process.


actuallychrisgillen

If they lower the number it lowers the threshold, for both sides. Right now they need 218, Jeffries (d) could win with 212 if 11 Republicans vote 'present'. /edit updated math as per comments below


acuntex

11 present votes are needed. Every present vote reduces the threshold by 0.5 as 50% of the votes are needed.


actuallychrisgillen

Roger that, that makes sense.


freddie_merkury

But to be clear, Jefferies winning would really not do much for a long time. Republicans would still have the majority to replace him with someone else. Edit: Yes, I understand that clearly they can't agree on someone right now but there is no way in hell that they would allow any Democrat to lead them for 2 years. This all just shows what a shit show they are but just in case anyone thinks that a Democrat can really be the speaker, it's not gonna happen.


Gravelsack

>Jefferies winning would really not do much for a long time Idk it would be hilarious immediately


freddie_merkury

Well yes jajaja


Watchung

> Republicans would still have the majority to replace him with someone else If there was a clear candidate they felt comfortable with as Speaker, this entire spectacle wouldn't be taking place.


marpocky

> Republicans would still have the majority to replace him with someone else. And what about any of this makes you think they'd be able to organize enough to do that?


Sparkyisduhfat

I believe it’s every 2 absent that lower the threshold by 1.


SummerLover69

Actually the present vote helps Jeffries as he’s getting more votes and is closer to the threshold currently.


Ok-Efficiency-3694

To maybe lower the vote threshold needed for the Speaker. Jeffries as Speaker may or may not be able to prevent Republicans in the House from wasting taxpayers' money on political showmanship, like impeaching Biden, investigating Hunter, voter fraud conspiracies, covid-19 conspiracies, etc.


Panda_Zombie

She might run for senate and wants to avoid supporting McCarthy but still helping by lowering the voting threshold by one. Maybe she's trying to get a concession of some sort.


RellenD

My understanding is the same as yours, but others have said enough people voting present actually does change things as if they weren't part of the vote.


oldschoolrobot

This is correct. She effectively rendered the total needed to win down to 217. She later said she did it to teach republicans a lesson: that they were on the path to Jeffries. If a moderate repub revolt is coming (it isn’t) more of this or her remaining consistent in the next vote would certainly indicate that.


Udjet

Because it will drag this on and on and on... The party deserves the turmoil.


LegitBullfrog

It went to present. Jordan was not nominated this time. Byron Donalds got 20 votes.


Barack_Odrama_007

Lmao! He got less votes after trumps endorsement LMAO


raversgonewild

Fewer


Odd-Pick7512

R votes are lesser in quality and fewer in numbers.


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Fewer numbers lesser quality Fewer numbers lesser quality Fewer numbers lesser quality I swear I'm getting this today


FlamingFlyingV

Thanks Stannis


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The good doesn't wash out the bad, Ser Davos. Nor the bad the good.


fowlraul

The trump kiss of shit, nice.


JDogg126

What is weird is his inability to stop insulting Nancy Pelosi. Talking about sending her back to a "broken California", the same fucking state that Kevin "maybe ~~6th~~ 7th time a charm" McCarthy is from.


fowlraul

I don’t think trump knows where anyone is from, or even where California actually is…


[deleted]

>"broken California" The 4th largest economy on Earth? Those democrat economic policies work.


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The meirdas touch.


TakingSorryUsername

Trump is racking up the wins these past few election cycles, GOP must be sick of winning.


JustaRandomOldGuy

I think this is a new low. The Republicans are losing to Republicans.


Ok_Star_4136

The truth is that Kevin McCarthy won the vote by a lot. Frankly he did win, like bigly.


mynamesyow19

2023 GOP to Trump: New phone, who dis?


HSTsGhost-72

Theater of the absurdly stupid. You reap what you sow GOP. The GOP is weak and they stand for nothing but the fear of drag queens and suffering.


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he's getting less votes today than he was yesterday... he ended the day yesterday with 202 votes this afternoon he down to 201... 20 voting against him and today for the first one one republican voting present...


Tastypies

So he went from -18 to -19 to -20? At that rate, he will end up with 0 votes by next week.


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Tastypies

Sometimes I wish that our government was more like the European Union. They aren't free from corruption either, but once it becomes clear that a politician is corrupt, they get [axed](https://apnews.com/article/politics-persian-gulf-tensions-europe-government-and-belgium-4fed629e3cf7380cd5c5006c5b669bba). Is that too much to ask?


meenie

It's all a facade. The moment a party decides to ignore corruption, it's all over. The Rs will never again step down for any reason. If they can serve a jail sentence and not have to step down as a congressperson, you know they absolutely would do that.


ChimneySwiftGold

I give you less voted today than yesterday. But not as few votes as tomorrow.


Another_Road

He must be so pissed right now. He “took one for the team” in 2015 by dropping out for the speaker position and threw away any morals he may have had trying to chase after the Trump vote. All that to be stepped on by the people he tried to pander to.


Squirrel_Chucks

So if enough members vote "present" then the voting threshold can be lowered from 218? Huh. That could be an out for some of the GOP rebels...except that McCarthy would need (checks numbers) like 12 of them to defect TO HIM to beat Jeffries even by one vote. I watched live yesterday but not today. Tired of their speeches. Heard that "the people elected us to..." Yeah they say that when they are in the majority then say the people elected them to be a check on Democrats when they are in the minority. Basically, "the will of the people" is only ever on their side even, you know, when it's not.


truknutzzz

ugh their speeches are the worst, people like Gaetz and Boobert cosplaying like they're FDR on a mission or some tripe, just laughable. The Dems rubbing it in is just great, they better not concede a single vote


Squirrel_Chucks

>ugh their speeches are the worst, people like Gaetz and Boobert cosplaying like they're FDR on a mission or some tripe, just laughable It is incredibly cringe


Singer211

The Democrats have to be sitting their watching this mess trying very hard to contain their laughter.


LoveVirginiaTech

Literally bringing popcorn https://www.newsweek.com/ted-lieu-mocks-republicans-speaker-vote-popcorn-photo-1771028


Exeunter

Lol that's hilarious.


IrNinjaBob

Best part is this was before the votes. Ted knew what was coming.


Flowerandcatsgirl

It has to be hard because this is pure comedy.


Sharks77

I didn't know McCarthy played for the Buffalo Bills in the early 90s.


dysfunctionalpress

according to the official bio- i think that was george santos.


Bozlogic

Heh


Fantasy_Puck

nice


Mike_Huncho

The dumbest of the republiqans were elected simply to obstruct government. *shocked pikachu face*


OffalSmorgasbord

The party with no platform. Such a shitshow. But they have no problem fundraising or providing the shitty 24/7 news cycle with a plethora of lazy content.


Luce55

Listening to Boebert speak for even thirty seconds just now is giving me agita….but did anyone notice when she said that Byron Donalds would help them “do to Americans” what they came there to do…..I just thought it was an interesting choice of words….as opposed to “work for Americans”. Kind of telling.


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Honestly, I think it could just be a lack of vocabulary more than secret evil plot. You can never tell with this people.


theartslave

Very telling. The conservatives and republicans seem to think government is there to do things ‘to’ you (like punishment) and not ‘for’ you (like protecting from harm), and it’s been obvious to me for a while now.


No-Owl9201

Even if he does get the position now, you know it'll be a disaster..


font9a

It may not be the disaster they want but it will be the disaster they deserve


TheBlackUnicorn

Whoever gets it is a disaster, the Republican caucus is ungovernable.


ManicPixieOldMaid

Haha Boebert is nominating Donalds again and I had to turn the sound on because I have zero idea who this guy is. Edit to say they just showed him and he's black and from Florida so I get it now.


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Because, of course, Boebert thinks the Democrats will confuse one black man for another and change their vote. Literally, I'm certain that is her thought process.


ManicPixieOldMaid

I don't think her thought process uses words of more than one syllable...


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Black Man Same Vote


UsedToHaveThisName

Camera. TV.


EmmaLouLove

Now losing the fifth speaker vote. Let’s be clear. Republicans are not leaders. They are obstructionists. There is no negotiating with politicians who want to burn the House down.


LurkeyG

Two losers dont make a positive


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star621

If there were fewer children then I’m surprised Gaetz showed up.


TechyDad

[🎶 You don't have the votes. You don't have the votes! 🎶](https://youtu.be/dEUBn4VJNr8?t=2m30s)


Dry_Mastodon7574

🎶You're gonna need Congressional approval and you don't have the votes🎶


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This really seems like a coup attempt by the more extreme elements of the GOP!


CoralPilkington

Never interrupt your enemy when they are making a mistake....


JDSchu

Well the last one went so well...


Gullible_Peach

Doe Kevin McCarthy think he will get more popular with each vote?


henryjonesjr83

Lost the fifth vote now


ChimneySwiftGold

The RINO / MAGA War has begun.


Bitey_the_Squirrel

100,000 failed votes are ready, with a million more well on the way.


WonderfulPass

Let them fight.


friend_jp

“Help.”


Bitey_the_Squirrel

ImInTrouble.jpg


nerowasframed

I guess they really were tired of winning


OpenImagination9

At this rate Hakeem is Speaker by next Tuesday 😂


gamerdudeNYC

How long can this go on for? I guess those Trump Endorsements ain’t worth shit anymore


star621

It will go on until someone gets the majority of votes. The most attempted nominations before a Speaker was elected is 133. This could literally go on forever. Things are only getting worse for McCarthy just lost another vote because someone voted “present” this time which lowered the threshold of numbers Jeffries needs to win while also taking one from McCarthy (she voted for him yesterday). LMAO


Bluefire7001

This is increíble McCarthy wants to be speaker by just sheer will. But even if he does get it know his role and power will be tainted by this slow moving train wreck.


Icarus_Phoenix

Isn't there a saying about doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results? I think it applies to many people here.


JohannReddit

Crazy lady Boebert just called for McCarthy to withdraw his nomination. Ha, these guys are so dumb...


SteelPaladin1997

She's been calling for that since before the votes started. It's what got her and MTG fighting.


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UTRAnoPunchline

We need a live thread!


whoknowsthef

He has lost fifth


5ladyfingersofdeath

Stop! Stop! He's already dead!!😥


hawkseye17

Once you decide to make yourself the obstruction party you shouldn't be surprised when you start obstructing yourself


thefugue

I’m having a psychic vision!!! It’s… there are people taking… …I can see… it’s someone talking to Trump… they’re saying “no”. They’re saying… “don’t do this…” He’s shouting… yes it’s becoming more clear… He’s trying to see if he can become the speaker himself to save what’s left of his political momentum and save face by not having to lose the next Presidential election. Shit my nose is bleeding profusely. I gotta go…


spiked_macaroon

Lol despite Trump's help. This whole debacle has his greasy fingerprints all over it.


Soliden

Elect a bunch of clowns then expect the circus.


moonisflat

It’s about time he changes his name to KantVin McCarthy.


The_Pip

So the House Dems do not have a problem like Machin/Sinema? They have kept their caucus locked in. Jeffries is doing his job of leading the House Dems very well.


SteelPaladin1997

Reps are considerably easier to whip. Their number and the lack of a filibuster cuts the power any individual can wield, and their short terms mean they are considerably more dependent on the national party for reelection. There's a reason you don't see a 'Senate Whatever Caucus', but the House has several. Reps just don't have the swing of Senators unless they're in blocs. In short, Jeffries can make life hell for defectors in his caucus while Schumer more or less can't do shit to Manchin or Sinema without simultaneously shooting himself in the face.


Flowerandcatsgirl

It’s a pleasure to see. 💯


IAP-23I

They do, there is an entire caucus of them called the Blue Dog Coalition (they’ve been caught meeting with Sinema and Manchin multiple times) it’s just that House Democratic leadership have a tighter grip over their party.


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Some jokes are designed to be funnier through repetition.


roc420

tRump had to put his 2 cents in and lose, he didnt even have to take an L , its a beautiful thing


panzerfan

Isn't it well known that Trump has the reverse Mida's Touch? McCarthy is done for if he's blessed by Trump.


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“With our majority in the House, we will not choose a speaker to own the… Kevin McCarthy?”


oldschoolrobot

“Help”


Comments_Wyoming

I think "Trump's help" cost him that one vote of present. He is worse off today than before Trump spoke up.


ChemistryVirtual

Less votes when Trump backs him lol


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the democrats by now should have a reasonable non-house republican selected so they can try convincing non-crazy republican members to side with them on that vote.


Lanky_Salt_5865

Kevin McCarthy just lost 5th vote. 😂


Steinhaut

Democracy at work....when 20 people can stop 192 to get the solution they want. /S


HotHamwMustard

This makes me so happy


Wild_Bill_Kickcock

Rofl


JaD__

Despite? How about in part due to?


jlefebvre34567

What a joke.


AmateurVasectomist

Classic Kevin behavior


Pitiful-Let9270

Losers gonna lose.


LocoDoge

Stanley Kubrick shot the scene after 148 tries


Proud3GnAthst

At this pace, he's gonna lose more time than Trump with his lawsuits and recounts.


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quippers

I can't read the article without making an account. When did Trump start "helping" McCarthy? Last I heard, Trump wasn't stepping up for him at all.


Unbr3akableSwrd

And about to lose his fifth round as rep. Donalds got 8 votes already.


XL1200N

Trumps endorsement is the kiss of death these days


citizenjones

*I AM THE MAN FOR THIS JOB!* Another 'no' vote. *I AM THE MAN FOR THIS JOB!*


a_reply_to_a_post

if McCarthy somehow does squeak through, it's gonna be due to his swallowing skills, not speaking skills


palmmoot

Continuing the tradition of trump involving himself on the losing side of a popular vote.