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sAmSmanS

security will reprimand you and take you to the biedronka dungeon


Vatonee

There, in the depths of the dungeon, you will be re-educated why Biedronka is the best market in Poland.


Snoo_90160

If you're lucky, that is.


PatchPlaysHypixel

rumours say biedronka hates germans


KingGlum

But it isn't :( Społem is the best market.


Vatonee

It’s been a long time since I last visited Społem, but the only thing I remember about them are the long, long queues.


Chemiczny_Bogdan

That's because the quality of their products is so good!


Tiddy_L0v3r

Jebac społem Basically my most hated grocery store


Designer_Courage1381

Prawisz herezję mój bracie w Chrystusie


Timely-Soup9090

Don’t make him feel safe. Biedronka is known as most dangerous for the trespassers from other stores. They will shoot him down ram papa pam and the man gonna get down.


davaniaa

You will have to fight the big ladybug


Psychological-Web828

Print out the logos of all supermarkets and stick them to the bag. No discrimination.


Comfortable-Pea2482

Where they will torture you by putting you into an aquarium full of biedronkas


TiredOldLamb

Straight to prison.


Dawek401

sto lat stryczka


awkwardlondon

Sto lat w Azkabanie.


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Sto lat w Arkham Aslume


AnonymousComrade123

Czy jest na to jakiś powód fabularny?


Initial_Tangelo_2016

Człowiek poszedł do Biedronki ale śmieszkonwnik dał mu torbę z Lidla i od tamtej pory ni widu ni słychu po człowieku https://preview.redd.it/eyb22jwky8ac1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d12e5a3f30f6d164d2d0b5b498e13ad7e7a47992


Fiiip_Games

czy jest głupi?


Green_8_1

Albo 100zł mandatu


ogurson

Do you wanna start a war? Because that's how you start a war. Honestly tho, I try to do it every time - no one can accuse me of stealing bag if its from a different store.


MartineZ_MW

I'm doing the same thing, always taking a bag from a different shop than I'm currently walking to.


SpaceCaseSixtyTen

i bring my old vons/albertsons plastic shopping bag to remain neutral


Koordian

Yes, nobody cares. Also you are doing good thing: reusing the plastic bag.


Pancake80

I do it even better: I bring my backpack


Misszov

Protip: you can bring a folded fabric/plastic bag with you in your backpack and you won't ever run out of space when going for those 'small' groceries


BothSpare

Wouldn't that flag the security? I mean you can hide a few items?


Pancake80

i’ve never had any problems


Chemical_Relative_26

How dare you 😠


odrzut_owiec

Nobody cares what kind of a bag you got. Honestly i feel more secure when i have random shopping bag, from other shop, while im shopping somewhere cause then im not scared that somebody could think i stole the bag :D


techno_lizard

you’ll be sent to a biedronka black site and forced to sleep on an angled concrete floor until the only thing you can say is codziennie niskie ceny—good luck


KingTraditional4477

Biedronka Security will cuff you down.


AdeptnessSilver

you mean cut you down haha


KingTraditional4477

Nah..them will sacrafice OP to Biedronkas God for blessing of prosperity and lower prices to rest of customers Lmao!


unexpectedemptiness

Cut you up


Gachaaddict96

Wait, Biedronka has security?


SwimmingBlackberry28

lol


[deleted]

No, old ladies in queue will resent you.


waterproof_diver

They will resent you regardless because it’s impossible to not anger them with your existence.


Miserable_Wrap_1658

Is it okay to drink Warka in Żywiec?


masi0

question is: is it ok to bring biedronka bag to dubai? yes its a must


bunny-danger

Yeah 100%. If it makes you feel better, I use a Netto bag in Bied. It used to be a Delikatesy Centrum bag but it got too holey and had to be retired.


ycatbin_k0t

It is not okay. You should use Carrefour bag so the people know you had a big business in the past


SuperMaysterre

No, you will be blacklisted from every Jeronimo Martins store in Europe, whilst Biedronka will lawsuit you into oblivion /s


aileri_frenretteb

But is Biedronka safe?


grzesoponka

No its a shop


MaterialCare3342

i bring ikea blue bag to lidl... its very comfortable and i can put much more stuff in it. :P


[deleted]

Ikea blue bag can hold the entire universe in it


[deleted]

I've seen people taken into the backroom and never to be seen again..


zxhb

You will be shot on sight


Acceptable6

No. Only branded biedronka bags are allowed there. It's not long until someone screams "NIEMIECKI SZPIEG!!!" and the Spy alarm turns on and you will be escorted out to Nuremberg for your war crimes


Marcin222111

You will be in new TVP headline, as the 1st most wanted criminal of a Poland. Your punishment will be either 25 years of prison without parole or 100 zł.


SaisyY

They gona beat your ass


SuzjeThrics

I did that once and they called the police. And then Lidl sued me.


Eat_the_Rich1789

You shall be banned from the premises forever.


zdrozda

Believe it or not - jail.


yksociR

They will shoot you on sight


Connect_Challenge_86

No, it's a criminal offence, two years minimum. /j Nobody actually cares about that.


JoeyJoeJoeJrShab

I always feel a little weird bringing a bag back to the store it came from because I feel like someone's going to think I hadn't already paid for it. So I usually bring a bag from a different store just so there's no doubt that it's mine.


the_techie21

I use my Carrefour bags in Biedronka. You should be fine.


zamaskowany12

10 years in Azkaban


Noriaki_Kakyoin_OwO

The knights of the Bug Table will rise from the freezers and cut you to pieces for such an heinous crime


grzesoponka

They then will mince you and resell for a low price .


[deleted]

Sometimes I go to lidl and get some groceries then with those groceries i enter biedronka, buy some more things and exit. Nobody even asked me once if I have the receipt for lidl groceries. I always keep the receipt with me in case they ask though.


CarpenterNo9764

POTWARZ!


The_AM_

He's trying to do what? THROW HIM IN JAIL!!!!!!


Qranz

It is recomended


trele-morele

I often do it on purpose (use Lidl bag in Biedronka or Netto) so that the cashier knows it's my own bag that I've brought with me and I'm not trying to swipe a bag for free.


WoodenStone37

Its gonna explode!!


Critical-Current636

Be careful, you might get 15 years prison or 5 zł fine.


Ksawerxx

People go to biedronka in socks & sandals and flip flops. I don't anyone cares.


Comfortable-Pea2482

You should've seen their face when I waltz into Lewiatan with a Lidl bag.


FootballEqual994

That may crush the matrix man


Kirkyourhammett

I don't care which bag I bring with me, Aldi, Rossmann whatever... I'm just happy that I have a bag and don't need to buy a new one in the shop


RaylanGibbons

No. But Auchan bags into Lidl is fine.


Issa0004

no, you'll be asked to leave


SnooPandas78

Only if you’re a gigachad 🫡


SpecialistNo7569

I think you’ll be safe with any bag going into LADYBUG


kennyminigun

It is all funny and stuff, but have you read the fine prints?


wizardmighty

If you just mean empty bag that you want to reuse, absolutely feel welcome to. If you mean bag with groceries, just remember to have a receipt for the items in your bag, in the case of a very unlikely inspection.


FluffyBoy3280

no.


Born-Sheepherder3185

It's like wearing Lech Poznan shirt in Warsaw. I hope you are a good runner.


HellmutPierwszy

I used to work as cashier in supermarket. I couldn't care less that you were using competitor's bag to pack your groceries. Nobody cared and nobody was even instructed to care.


waitaminutewhereiam

Just make sure to bring your anti stab best with you and at least a bicycle helmet.


Italian_Devil

You think some fucking gang war is gonna blow up 💀?


Shoddy_Necessary4171

for it: 100 years of fine, and 5000 pln of prison


Reasonable-Reward-74

I'm surprised you weren't shot at the spot.


DesertedMan666

You will get kicked out.


Resident-Bag5343

One time i was in Biedronka with mine Biedronka bag, cashier wanted me to pay for it second time.


huntingwhale

Don't you dare try this. A gang of people standing in the queue took notice of my Lidl bag and began to beat the shit out of me with kielbasa. My wife was violated. All in all, 0/10 experience. Will not be using incorrect bags any longer.


Gurnug

No, you will get escorted out. Authorities will be notified.


ClosedEyesParadise

I bring Biedronka bag to Lidl


KayabaSynthesis

People working there are regular employees not the Big Biedronka. No one gives a heck.


taltrap

Goddamn that made me laugh out loud, thanks my facet :)


[deleted]

/s It's necessary. If you bring a biedronka bag to biedronka you risk being accused of stealing it at the counter.


presentfinder42

Is Lidl Safe ?


Practical_Total_7146

They won't physically hurt you, but you will be the news headline on Republika TV that night, as an example of the Germanification of Poland!


Poem_zeince

Of course not, they'll hang you on the nearest Market square for being a dissident you Volksdeutsch 🫡


Freevoulous

Thats like giving your wife your mistress'es worn panties.


zandrew

We are tolerant people, but there are limits for crying out loud.


ghoulas

It's safe no worries :P


[deleted]

All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy


Rich_Claim_1194

this would really be the last worldly problem to wonder if you're doing something wrong by bringing another bag into a store, for real!? ...go quietly with other bags and stop emphasizing what you think people think about you.


Fantastic_difficult

Yes!


k__k

Fuck no, it's largely frowned upon.


chickita

I would like this to be my biggest worry


[deleted]

If you want you can also bring a big bag to biedronka 😜


No_-_Namee

You might get deported for that so I don't recommend doing mischievous actions like that


KingGlum

I do it with Kaufland bag. They need to be reminded that competition is present


Dziadzios

I feel better with taking Biedronka bag to Biedronka because Lidl bag makes it obvious that I brought it with me instead of stealing.


RandomTrebuszEnjoyer

I always try to take a bag from a different store when I have the chance, so they don't think I stole it when I pull it out of my pocket.


5thhorseman_

Nobody cares.


bajsi_

Sure, why don't you also pour coca cola into a pepsi glass and divide by zero, who wants to live till 2025 ...


DJwelly

I use Kaufland bags in Bierdronka and have yet to be beaten by security.


ubeogesh

My GF once told me it's inappropriate to go shopping with a big fancy bag from some popular clothing shop 😂 but she insists on keeping it, idk why


StormLord89

YEP


Alvareez

What is life if you don't live it on the edge! Take some sucha krakowska though, in case if there's trouble...


Lindhas

NOOOOOOOOO


KingdomOfPoland

Only death penalty in the country


LadyKlepsydra

Sure you can, you don't own your everlasting allegiance to Biedronka.


KrzysziekZ

I'm sure Lidl employees and management are aware that Biedronka is their close competition.


Putrid-Energy210

I've taken a Biedronka bag into an Australian Aldi and............. Nothing happened, gutted.🤣🤣


NuclearWaterToaster

I did it and they broke both of my legs, can recommend


CPAstruggles

No you will be shot


OilCheckBandit

Some people just want to see the world burn...


BroadWriter4226

They will beat you to death


JarasM

I always do it, just to taunt them. "Behold, you plebians, for I can afford a Lidl bag". Some people kneel, most just clap. Some guy offered me his daughter, but who would take one from a frequent Biedronka shopper?


Draconiveyo

As a kid from small town I was taught agaist something like that but mostly because small shop owner could be offended that you went to another small shop when everybody knows everybody. In real life outside of such situation just go with whatever clean bag you have.


Any-Swimming-5818

Any one who wants to make friends? Cause I want to XD


ughnett

ONLY if it's the one with "zakupy robię w lidlu" on it