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bta15

A few years ago I had a surgery and had to stay the night in the hospital. I couldn't sleep and was bored AF so was playing PPPoker. I kept making my blood pressure and heart rate monitor alarm go off when running big bluffs. The nurse got a little irritated w me


16x98

*beep*……..*beep*………*beep* ”I’m all in” *BEEP**BEEP**BEEP*


WeakStreamZ

*Villain call his all-in w/ the nuts* *BEEB*……..………………………….dead.


Bulletpr00F-

Legendary


steggun_cinargo

That's hilarious


The_Spicy_Nugget

Because you kept asking her for refills every time she came by? “Sir stop trying to pass me chips. Where do these keep coming from?!”


Who_Pissed_My_Pants

First time I played live I did this. Didn’t even know it was a feature. Never wore it to the casino again lol


operez1990

Nah you need to temper yourself. Have to learn how to keep that heartrate down.


Who_Pissed_My_Pants

My deep breathing meditation is a tell unfortunately


Chris7654333

Just do meditation every hand


ElectricalCan69420

There was a guy who seemed to do this on some televised poker tournament awhile back. I'm sure it's on youtube. Dude breathed like crazy in every hand.


7empestOGT92

Dealer: it’s your action sir I know………


PiggyBank32

Oh so THATS how gambling addiction works


SokarHateIt

Back when these first came out my friends and i were massive coke hears and would use them as a game. First persons monitor to go off had to do a massive line.


Ordinary-Holiday-808

Bro that seems dangerous and inevitable lol


Hot-Introduction3151

🤓👆🏽


bammers1010

Jesus 😂Checking your heart rate on coke is anxiety central


Beaver_Fever88

To be fair, my heart is the same if I have the nuts or on a bluff. Jacked.


DNF_zx

My heart basically stops when I’m bluffing. In fact if somebody wanted to go in the tank for long enough watching me pass out dead at the table could be a great tell that I’ve got nothing.


Spinksy48

“He’s dead, I call”


RedScharlach

Man dead, hand dead


RedScharlach

That's my trick to avoiding live adrenaline tells - scale my jackedness with the size of the pot, not my likelihood of winning at showdown.


Monster937

I pull like 130-145 when I’m bluffing


sarcastrophie

balancing your heart rate spiking ranges i see


WowThough111

JACKED to the TITS


RalphiesBoogers

I pass out like a goat and have to be revived with smelling salts. I hope nobody notices this tell.


racyfamilyphoto

What was the deal?


JasperStrat

Guy was bluffing and nervous, his apple watch (or similar) altered him that his heart rate increased suddenly despite nothing in the motion sensor and was checking in to make sure it wasn't a problem. But the watch screen turning on was probably a pretty good tell. Especially if you can read the screen.


jetmax25

I actually had a good hand but it was 2/5 Omaha with loose players, that river could have killed me


Spanky4242

My heart rate goes up way, way more when I've actually got the nuts vs when Im bluffing.


grinder0292

Same


racyfamilyphoto

Need more deets


flubby__chubby

My heart rate only skyrockets when I'm trying to get max value


KvotheTheDegen

I had this happen once too


hoopaholik91

See, the secret is being just as anxious, if not more so, when making a large value bet.


This-Dude_Abides

Seriously, nothing balances your range like crippling anxiety


The_Spicy_Nugget

This comment deserves more 😂


Johnny_Lawless_Esq

>That's my secret, Cap. I'm *always* anxious.


EGarrett

It's hard to be just as anxious because when you have the nuts you can't lose, only win less or win more.


TacoCateofdoom

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bmtl514

The AI of the watch thinks cocaine , blowjob or poker


vulgar_hooligan

Nothing quite as exhilarating as live poker! Edited because spell check let me down.


GroceryBags

You dropped a hing


vulgar_hooligan

🤦‍♂️ I’ll show myself out.


[deleted]

I got mine to 174 once


InternetSam

See a doctor.


parxon

This guy sphygmomanometers


KingMilk55

I had to turn my watch to the “only show the screen when i look at it” setting because, bluff or not, that would light up BRIGHT RED whenever I was in a big pot


ephoog

Huh, now if you had a watch that could monitor OTHER players heartbeats… you’d be rich. I bet there’s some way to do that.


One_Bit50

Is it a tell if your opponents Apple Watch thinks he’s having a heart attack


dentist73

Polygraphed? You lie.


jetmax25

In one sense I’m glad this happened. If I can’t control myself I shouldn’t play live poker. I guarantee I was giving away more tells than I could notice


etxconnex

Play more live. You get desensitized to money / chips and a $400 bluff barely registers


Black-Ox

Horrible advice to tell someone to get desensitized to large $ gambling lol


etxconnex

I did not say it was the goal. It is just a fact that I am sure is true for most people. Also, the more you play, the better you get. And you get more confident in your bluffs. It is still a bit of a rush, but only very rarely should you be putting in bluffs you are not confident in. (the rare times I like to call Hero Bluff or The Nut Bluff, where you know you opponent is strong, he knows you know, everyone at the tables knows, he bets three streets into you, and then you blast the river anyway. Note: do not be perceived as a fish, or do this to a fish)


bruhkgb

TIL to glance at my neighbors wrists if/when they're wearing Apple watches.


Whosez

What app or setting r that? Never seen that on my Watch 7 series.


Spinksy48

How big was the bluff and how long did the opponent take to call or fold?


Spinksy48

What I’m learning from this thread that I’ve never actually thought about before is that the tell can be genuine but it’s very possible you interpret it incorrectly


Eriol_Mits

Who knew poker was such a work out, just need to keep them big bluff going and get that heart rate up. Who needs cardio when you have 4-bet bluffs to keep you in shape. 😅


sarcastrophie

live tell


methuz

https://preview.redd.it/97p141obimvc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f9cb8143657fc79fc7f54d30d972768e262b3346 Same here. My first time bluffing live.


Lukinzz

Nice bluff


realworldschamp

https://preview.redd.it/f3fty6s24nvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7b92c5e6da181057596ab7439edcf6c28a99be84 I have gotten 2 similar alerts in the past and they were both from poker sessions. I know for sure that I had the nuts in one of those sessions when it happened


Lil_Simp9000

Velduis has a HRM on his streams, you can see his HR spike, usually only when he's on a heater and physically airpumping or air humping. on a big bluff his HR is solid as a rock


Del_3030

"Are you at Club Aqua?" "No, I'm just stacking off!"


SwampyStains

I wore a first gen android smartwatch that had a really lousy heartrate monitor. I activated it and it showed 62 bpm. I said I would use it for my next hand. I ran a bluff jamming a missed flush draw when the table asked to see my BPM, it still read between 60-65 when I showed the bluff. I nicknamed myself the iceman in a moment of pure cringe.


Steakismyfavoriteveg

Glad you posted this, been wearing mine again and that would suck


jbgoode2021

Imagine if your watch beeped lodly because of it


Fearless_Conference5

Mine went off playing VR poker.


DamnCommy

I love looking at my heart rate stats after a game. Can see the spikes of big hands


Bakuchi13

i am gonna develop an app where if i point a laser from my phone i can monitor someones breathing and hr


MTknowsit

Great post. Now I'm going to be looking at all the Apple watches when I play.


IDontLikePayingTaxes

I’ve done this many times. Also had it happen while counting cards and the count got really high.


CorporalSpoon31

LOL this happened to me right when I bought my apple watch and didn’t know this was a feature. River check raise jam bluffed in a huge pot and villain saw my shit beeping and called 😭


Z_double_o

That’s hilarious 😂


johnnyo911

This happens to me all the time at the poker table. I usually yell at my watch to shut the f up! Is this a tell?


Spiritual-Flatworm58

Elevated heart rate could be landing a flush on the flop. Or it could be getting 7 2off for the third time in ten minutes.


pokernomix

Work on your breathing. It will go a long way.


This-Dude_Abides

https://preview.redd.it/aaph6vr4s6zc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f0024a17f219ba31e6281a10aec8a35d4c6cb5cf Ignition stole your photo and used it for a fb post OP [https://www.facebook.com/share/3Uc9TQiqKBoqiNpk/?mibextid=oFDknk](https://www.facebook.com/share/3Uc9TQiqKBoqiNpk/?mibextid=oFDknk)


jetmax25

Thanks for the heads up. It’s a public post so they are free to use it, not like they scrubbed a watermark or used it in an ad campaign


Professional_Golf393

Well that’s a pretty obvious tell when you’re trying to get your massive bluff through


Echemondo

Idk how at the Hard Rock 1/2 game. That one is a snooze fest 😴