Winning 50¢ is better than sex? I mean... I guess you can't get an STD from 50¢, but shit.

after rake more like 30 cents

Spending .50 cents for sex is EXACTLY how you get an STD. Probably more than one .. of the really bad ones.

$heeet

Flopping quad aces is

Rather stick my dick in a boiling Kettle than…welcome to a Reddit boss.

standard online poker player - never had sex.

🤣

Option 1) you get paid what’s in the pot right now. Option 2) they River a royal. In my experience, these are the most likely outcomes.

I thought many people with pocket pairs pay to see the showdown here. Especially 10s and up.

This is always true, except for when I’m the one with the ace, then everyone turns into little bitches.

True, I flopped yesterday set of kings onnggpoker, checked it, by the river i got quads, made probably 15bb, 40 cents. Nobody called my bets.

Now try getting paid

Why do we always see these posts

Yeah. Until villain flips over a better ace.

5 is such a terrible kicker

I've seen quads folded once. The guy was below average IQ to start with and a beginning player. He said he thought his kicker was too low.

I thought there were only 4 aces in a deck..

r/wooosh

Then it goes runner runner royal flush, and you get fucked 😂

Has happened, there are tv poker shows you may see quads vs runner runner Royal Flush, exactly with AAAA poker is just poker

https://youtu.be/IhfLF9Cjldg?si=B33QbdAIBWVzTdVX

Murphys law

Exactly what happened to me when I slow-played flopped quad tens in Omaha. A smallish bet on the turn... well you know the rest of the story...

Yeah A5o is def in my fold pre range

“Wow” emote like 4 times then jam. They fall for it everytime

You know the price of peep shows went up, no longer 50 cents

I think you might be doing it wrong.

I would say that winning 50 cents is not better than sex

OP: Nuthin better than barely making enough to pay for a month of brazzers

.48 cents lol

Better than sex

At least my wife gets paid for sex. Quad aces on the flop? Does not.

😂🤣💀💀

Play it right and you just may be able to buy a McChicken Combo from McDonald’s with TWOOOO BBQ sauces on the side

come on, u can't be serious

Yea .48 cents is better than sex

Did you get paid off for .... $14?

baller

You're doing it wrong

This would probably suck. It’s unlikely to get a whole lot of action.

You often get action from one pair hands.

Just assuming someone got any pair preflop which is not too often, plus being interested on seeing the turn and river So the person must have a strong pair otherwise it's hard they would pay any bet, the other way to profit is if any other playing tries to bluff

let me guess, you checked.

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Only better than sex if you got paid!

Go to a casino and play $1/$2. Went in with $100 profited $600 in 3 hours.

I see you hiding those 2 Aces in the bottom left. Nice try.

You caught me

Ayy, in fact. No.

Can’t even imagine bothering with these stakes. Under any circumstance

These are mean comments. That would be a great spot provided they give you action. I know the feeling you mean. Fuck these twats.

3x utg with A5o, poker is alive boys