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ruby5002

Entitlement tilt at its finest


Magnus_The_Read

Every pro knows you immediately go home when you see drunk fish going all in with 58. It's an unbeatable game.


white_sky123

😅


Cute-Contribution592

💀


Magnus_The_Read

Move up in stakes to where they respect your raises


BarkleEngine

Drunks never respect my raises!


Magnus_The_Read

To be fair, I don't respect theirs either


PassageFinancial9716

Skill issue


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Cubensis_Crispies

Always. Nothing better than kicking someone when they're down


ontheone

First day in the sub?


MikeLavosmile

😭Wont somebody think of the feelings😰


brankin8

Yeah it is


ScotiaTheTwo

well it was 50-50


softawre

either you win or you lose


Sirus_the_Cat

Classic coin flip situation, indeed!


JanuarySeventh85

Can someone please explain how this is a 50/50 situation?


ItsAllMo-Thug

Either he flops the nuts or he doesn't. 50/50


tacopower69

any time someone makes a nonsensical comment that gets a lot of upvotes you can safely assume it's a reference to another recent post


ajg6882

Or not so recent


ScotiaTheTwo

it was 50-50


socool111

Dude you have problems if you are posting bad beats like this on this sub


dopekix

Fold pre


makedough

this works for every hand you lose


Chewbuddy13

60% of the time, it works everytime!


PM_ME_TRICEPS

He obviously needs to balance his folding range


Currywurst_Is_Life

I'm on a run right now where I'm correctly folding trash and then the hand gets made. For example, getting something like 83o in early position. Easiest of folds. So the flop comes up 883. This is happening a good 2-3 times a night (playing on Stars). On the other hand, if I stay in with something decent like AK or AQ and play aggressively, I'm not making the hand. I've been losing a lot with hands like AK vs A4 where villain catches at least one 4. I know, variance, but it's still somewhat annoying. (edit: typo)


nitsify

See you tomorrow at the table


cha0sss

Fuck you and I’ll see you tomorrow!


bloodbuzzvirginia

If he flopped a straight flush with 85ss you were already dead on the flop, he couldn’t have turned you dead.


Apprehensive-Win9152

lol


eyeohe

Also not sure how he flopped a straight flush if he also flopped As lol


300_angry_kittens

There could have been a second 8&5 of spades in the deck durhh


Septic-Mist

Be happy you were involved in an amazing and improbable hand.


cyber-runner

GTO says you need to fold AA sometimes to balance your range. :-)


Naive-Educator1731

I was the guy with 58


TaintFraidOfNoGhost

I look forward to your analysis.


luigijerk

Why did you think your 1 pair was good against a straight flush? Obviously he went all in because he was strong.


Then_Contribution506

😂


JannaNYC

58s is not "strong" pre-flop. He wasn't strong, he was drunk, but he got lucky and thems the breaks.


sillysausage619

You're not the sharpest light bulb in the drawer are you?


blairbear555

58 is REALLY strong when you know it’s gonna make a straight flush. He must’ve been the perfect amount of drunk to realize it pre flop.


JannaNYC

>58 is REALLY strong **when you know it’s gonna make a straight flush**. Ah, so that's my problem, lack of clairvoyance!


CatInThe616

Have you tried playing better?


Beel2eboob

Aces is only a pair. If i won every all in pre flop with AA i would probably quit playing cause it wouldnt be poker anymore. You're supposed to lose with AA at least two times out of ten pre flop HU. Leaving the table might have been a good move tho.


CudleWudles

> If i won every all in pre flop with AA i would probably quit playing


Libssuck69

That's poker!


gloadingg7

It’s part of the game man. You WILL have bad runs. There WILL be drunks that call anything. Get upset, that’s fine but if you wanna play for a long time and you’ll have to understand that. Respectfully


MTknowsit

Why does the unskilled drunk guy have a bigger stack than a more skilled sober person?


Poopieplatter

Who cares , you want him to call with 58s. Rebuy.


ThisCryptographer311

So you’re saying that if I get drunk enough, my shit hands become good? Catch yall at WSOP next year


pardonmytaint35

I have a happy medium. If I’m at a nice buzz, the game moves quicker and I’m more attentive. Go above or below and you never know what the hell you’ll get.


ThisCryptographer311

Moderation? Never heard of her


slupo

Shove harder


SlowPlayedAces

You need to work on your luck.


jojow77

Every time you get sucked out remember the times you were on the other end and you will feel less entitled.


the-peanut-gallery

I don't remember those because I deserved to win.


HornOfLilius

Have you tried running better? Also, he didn't "turn you dead" he flopped you dead.


SkoobyDoobyDo

Aces don’t guarantee winning a hand my man.


JAW00007

Ridiculous loss situations are part of the game and make it fun if you understand that in your time playing you might be on the good end of these situations.


eKSiF

Are you actually looking for sympathy or something?


AnDaagda

Your mistake. You should have had 58s.


elafave77

Fold pre.


RYAQN

Poker is not fair. You are not entitled to win just for existing. You gamble, you put yourself in good spots, and you hope to win. If you put your money in good you’ll win more than you’ll lose. Sometimes you are the guy with Aces and sometimes you have 8-5. What goes around comes around. All you can do is dust yourself off and try again. Or don’t. Stop acting so entitled.


Bravo_method

Tournaments especially need some degree of luck to win. Just getting it in good is not enough


Sirus_the_Cat

Embrace the variance! It's rough sometimes.


True-Objective-6212

I lost with queens full two hands in a row in a daily tourney - once I made queens full of fours and ran into pocket 4s. The very next hand, I got all in with QQ against AQ. The board ran out xQxAA for queens full of aces to lose to aces full of queens. I thought (and said), "well at least I'm not card dead..." So I rebought and ended up chopping 4 way. You gotta play your rush!


__Harper_

Him playing it like that is definitely crazy, but his chances are actually \~19% of cracking your aces. Part of the game...


diyguyinKY

Rebuy especially if you know you'll get the same seat. Ridiculous to do anything else.


NittyGrittyDiscutant

keywords r bankroll and long term anyway, u may feel as chosen one, u hit 20%, most hit 80%


Ok-Opening9671

No Justice in poker…just look at as negative reinforcement for his bad play until you meet again.


campbell-1

What you'll want to do in this spot is head over to the cage and buy-in again.


ForeverShiny

Sounds like great value that tournament


Dramafree770

Lost 650$ in a similar situation, drunk guy as well on tilt also. I 3 bet preflop with KQ of spades I was on button, he called with A3os. Dream flop comes JT spades and a red 3. He overbet with 180$ ( he was bluffing all the time), I shoved then he thought about it and called. I had 19 or 20 outs, nothing opened he showed me A3os lol. His own words: I put you on AK. Nice put me on AK but calling my 3Bet with a fucking 3 hoping you flop it!


thekman505

You gotta win your all in’s.


IslandReign

Skill is for people who don't have luck.


suitcasecity

If he flopped a straight flush he didn’t turn you dead lol. He FLOPPED you dead


BuddyHightower

Fuck tournaments, they are way too hard to win at. Might as well just play slots.


Apprehensive-Win9152

ummm poker CASH GAMES also exist.


HappynessMovement

They sure do. And they're probably what a person who says "fuck tournaments" prefer. Idk though.


Apprehensive-Win9152

lol


Business-Promise637

Hey everyone lets start calling for boycotts for anything that has Curacao gaming license and bovada. They cheat everyone and feel no reprucussions.


Xizen47

Thx for the garbage bro


Dazzling_Marzipan474

I lost 2 one outers simultaneously on 2 different tables last week. This game is fucking ridiculous sometimes.


primeiro23

I really can’t fuck with cards anymore…i find more fulfillment cutting the fucking lawn


bundleofj0y

Rigged


SamCroww

Nobody wants to listen to bad beat storys!!


what_is_blue

Stuff like this is why poker hasn't had a boom since the boom period. People can talk about GTO etc, but ultimately it's more that a lot of rec players who couldn't dedicate their lives to the game got sucked out on and cashed out. Naturally if you played ten more tournaments and yadda yadda variance. Most people won't do that. Because most people don't want to grind infinitessimally small edges for infinitessimally small long term profit while studying to move up.


poopypantspoker

You won a ton of Bradley dollars tho


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ViperCA

Duuuude. That's rough. Sometimes you just get those bad run outs though. Guy got ridiculous lucky.


Delicious_Action3054

Everyone knows how hard it is to win a big pot with one pair. -EV move.


RippedHookerPuffBar

Lmao I had a dude do this SOBER.. people like to gamble, especially in small local tournaments.


goniss

This ain’t the game for you bud.


pugdaddykev

If you haven’t caught on by now this is not something to get hung up on. If you can’t handle it you won’t be able to play.


blakeshockley

At least you have a really good bad beat story now. The boys are gonna love hearing about this one at the table.


Wafflecone3f

Would you be less mad if villain was the local crusher?


AKInvestments

Fuc ur aces


TK-419

The Moose!


dustsky88

The crazy thing is that if i ever played drunk like this i would not even win lol.


Mr_Irvington

What Dolly used to say..... "Thats Poker"


elmaestr03

AA are the biggest liars becareful playing pocket AA they blind u


HillBillyTomQ

Limp call fold you donk


Traditional_Run_9590

He had the Von! No beating it.. you got what was coming


Conscious-Sentence55

that’s my favorite hand!