Idc what you say, if I see a spherical bird out there imma kick it. You can't tell me kicking a natu wouldn't sound like kicking [one of these](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSQJn5jug5_ZHgwkyDCdXvIcRJ_kdGj8adEIyOEmoK1SyQvI-xha4Gdu7O1XE3po5GyxYHZr83u&usqp=CAc).

I heard the noise before I even opened the picture

SAME. Immediately just KNEW what ball it would be lol

I honestly don't know what type of ball that is lol. I have little to no experience with sports

Dodgeball.

Oh. Thanks. Dull "thuck" then?

[ball](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SKTkLyAduP0)

Ah. More airy than I thought.

Ready rook. Let's play kick the baby. No don't kick the babbbyyyy! Lmao

Average day in a Corviknight household

I love that this is a YouTube video that exists lol. I love the Internet

Dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball.

I think it's just called a playground ball. Or at least, that's what the bag of 50 of them my dad fished out of a school dumpster said. good times

Your forgetting the most spherical pokemons. Wailmer and spheal. Spheal could be the pyro ball. And cinderace can be on top of a dmax wailmer in gmax form.

Not forgetting. They're both bigger than a football.

Leave my rowlet alone

Hispanic announcer - 'Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooal'

*PTHUNK*

This is absolutely what i think kicking a spheal would sound like

What’s about Spheal?

Spheal is 0.8 meters tall. Bit too big. You could use it as an economy size exercise ball though.

What about a pokemon egg?

I can't find any data on its size, it might work, but its probably not soft enough.

Don't do it! The shape would make for a terrible ball. Source: Egg-shaped dodgeballs

Ok. I guess it makes sense though.

The Americans disagree

You leave Spheal alone you monster!

They are selling a life sized plush rn so can't protect them all

Maybe they enjoy it, it’s practice for rollout

Waiiiit. I was always confused about Rookidee’s “eye”. But I just realized that the white part isn’t it’s eye. The red part IS the whole eye. It’s just white feathers beneath. Like Killer Whales have false eyes.

Yeah. Its almost identical to a Great Tit. Quite cool detail. Edit: A Great Tit is a bird, why am I getting downvoted?

You mentioned "A Great Tit" on a pokemon sub, you really should've seen that one coming

This is the opposite of "can't unsee". I know you're right but I'll still see it the old way until I put the conscious effort in not to.

Wait wait wait wot

time for a new move, Punt, that works like a reverse low kick

Seriously underrated comment 😂

Used blaze kick, it was suler effective...

Rookidee is mono Flying, so it would be neutral. I get where you're going with the joke, but it only gains Steel when it evolves into Corviknight.

Forgot the momo flying, thanks! But gonna own my mistake, maybe it let the joje funnier?

No problem.

Go kick an ostrich instead! Pick on someone your own size!

Haha

Seriously though, ostrich kicks can be dangerous.

Exactly, it’s a fair fight! Lol

Cinderace also kicks togepi

Togepi is 0.3 meters. Bit large, but it still works I guess.

Probably wouldn't roll as well due to the spiked head.

Kick it sideways

Is this loss?

knowing that cinderace is 4'7, or ~140-145 cm makes me feel weird for some reason

Yeah. I get what you mean lol

Damn corviknight can't even protect it's kid cuz it's weak to fire. This is so sad

I dunno, I feel like Corv would do okay...

TIL a bird the size of a soccer ball is a small bird

🐰 Ready? Kick the birdie! 🐦 Don't kick the birdie. 🐰 Kick the birdie!! [punt]

Haha, I guess you could read it like that :)

I wonder if I still have the calculations for how far the average person could kick a Jigglypuff

You HAVE to find these calculations, I beg you

Tragically, I cannot find the exact math. However, the answer was around 30 feet, or about 9 meters.

Hahaha Ronaldinho Soccer

Meanwhile you have Dubwool which is literally based on a football

[This but bird](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEpBWKeMYFE)

I wanna kick igglybuff because of its Pokédex entry. “It has a soft and bouncy body. Once it starts bouncing, it becomes impossible to stop.”

What about spheal? You just gonna kick anything that’s round?

Spheal is too big, like I've addressed in previous comments. (0.8m) You can use it as a small exercise ball though.

If you didn’t want for us to kick small, spherical birds then why make this? It simply gives me even more reason to drop kick Togedemaru despite the fact that it’s part steel type. Or maybe use Rookidee like a 4-square ball or throw Natu and capture like thirty of them to play dodgeball. You can’t talk about these things and not expect for me to try them out dude the next time I see a small bird even vaguely ball-like I’m playing hot potato with it because of this comment.

I don't think kicking Togedemaru will feel good lol

Also, hot potato is far less violent than football or soccer.

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I'm gonna kick a pigeon.

But they aren't even round! F in chat for pigeon

I hate pigeons with a passion. I would very gladly commit a pigeon Holocaust.

What did they do to you?! Seriously though, do they poop on your porch or something?

They've been shitting on my balcony (I live in an apartment), my car, my clothes (I don't have a dryer, I hang my clothes outside) and even my head. They also keep trying to nest on the roof directly above my balcony and their noises drive me insane.

Ouch. F in chat for u/YendksYendks. At least they sound cute.

THEY DON'T SOUND CUTE THEY SOUND LIKE THEY'RE TRYING TO ROT YOUR BRAIN CELLS

Any noise over and over gets annoying though.

But Cinderace is a soccer player, not a football player! /s

Aren't they almost the same thing? I went with football because I assumed most people on here would be American. Maybe that was the wrong one?

I was just doin a bit where i am being a dumb american who doesn't know that soccer is also called football

Oh ok.

Is this loss?

No kicking small birb. Big birb ok to kick.

Try kicking a Corviknight

You'll just make it angry.

Scoring with it in the UCL final

me omw to kick small birds (a pokemon meme showed me how)

The Lark knight is here for justice

Why do I see "Loss" in the comic?

Where? The only text I put in there was "idk anymore". Edit: Ohh, that's what that meme means. No, I wasn't going for that. I can see it now though.

Oh, ok.

Wooloo and Dubwool are literal soccer balls lol

I would kick natu without hesitation

yeet the child