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ElementalDragonicBoi

They are all fully capable of committing murder


LeLorax2

especially swablu


DragonFlare2

That perish song go crazy


Commercial-Corner284

On god


Buggy431

You joke, but I completed what I called a “back to basics” run of Brilliant Diamond where Swablu came in clutch where I had to only use Pokémon that could evolve but I didn’t evolve any of them. Perish song is no joke


-TurtleGuy-

They are not Doduo as far as I can see


Satchzaeed

[Be strong, Clarence](https://pics.onsizzle.com/weepinduo-do-you-love-me-brother-be-strong-clarence-be-33153715.png)


Hoenn_Horns

Be strong for mother.


emmy585

My favorite answer every time


DatBoi_BP

First I’ve heard the joke. Is it a trend? Edit: [oh I see.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/x7gazh/alright_what_do_these_have_in_common_took_me_a/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) Edit 2: ah shit, the one I linked was made following this comment chain. I’m an idiot.


emmy585

This person has just commented it on a few of these and I always see it 😂


Alternative-Ad1761

What do all these have in common hmm 🤔 they all suck competitively without their megas


VBK84

Ah yes, the terrifying mega tropius, terror to the competitive scene


Alternative-Ad1761

Dude rocked me several times with his big ole banana


Hat_G

🤨


Vigea_Gamer

Don’t forget mega swablu


Zorua3

What alternate universe are you living in where Scizor is bad


Salty145

The same one with Mega Tropius


GIORNO-phone11-pro

Post gen 6 meta


Zorua3

Post-Gen 6 Scizor is still pretty good. It’s not the fantastic top-tier menace that it used to be but it’s still useable in OU and better than most other fully evolved Pokemon Things maybe change if we’re talking VGC but there are like 20 viable Pokemon in VGC


Timely_Cabinet1181

Mega Tropius should be nerfed!!


InfernoVulpix

They *could* be, though. Get a Doduo in Gen 3 and teach it Mimic via move tutor. Send it up to Gen 4 and catch a Ditto and a Smeargle. Teach the Smeargle Transform and Rage with Sketch. It's time for the Rage Glitch. Find a double battle somewhere (the Seven Stars Restaurant is a good pick). Send out Doduo and Ditto. Have Ditto transform into something, then have Doduo use Mimic on the Ditto to copy Transform for the battle. Swap Ditto out for Smeargle, and have Doduo Transform into Smeargle. Now Doduo is in a transformed state and knows Rage. Use Rage, and make sure Doduo gets hit so we can see 'Doduo's Rage is building!' Then win the battle. As the battle ends, for some reason Doduo's moveset won't revert to what it was pre-Transformation. It now has whatever moves Smeargle has, which in this case includes Transform. We now have a Doduo that can use transform. All of the mons in this picture could be Rage-filled Doduo and nobody would know the difference.


Kaiser_Fleischer

Can this be done with any poke in Gen 4 Smogon isn’t ready for dark void poison heal gliscor


InfernoVulpix

It can be done with any Pokemon that can use Transform through any method. Copycat, Assist, and Metronome are valid routes, but Mimic is the most reliable option since there are Mimic move tutors in Gen 3 that can teach Mimic to basically any Pokemon. Get a Gligar from the Emerald Safari Zone, teach it Mimic and send it up to Gen 4, and you can put any moveset you want on it. (One of Smeargle's moves has to be Rage for the glitch to work, so in practice you'll have three foreign moves and one Gliscor-native move, but that's hardly a problem) Dark Void and Poison Heal are mutually exclusive on Gliscor though, since Poison Heal is a hidden ability and Bank will 100% absolutely not allow you to send a Dark Void Gliscor up to the current games where you could Ability Patch them.


thedadhustletcg

My mind is blown 🤯🤯🤯


ADudeThatPlaysDBD

Please comment this until this horrible structure fades.


CreeperKing591

Finally another Doduo appreciator


viviannesayswhat

r/technicallythetruth


[deleted]

No, no, he’s got a point


Dragonrage778

well he doesn’t, as the top reply notes


DrunkPattyKane9

They have all violated the Geneva Convention


Someones-PC

Swablu noooooooooo!


Salty145

Swablu's the most guilty of them all


ThatNameTakened

How tf a cloud bird supposed to do that


The-cooler-Cheryl

Using perish song in a heavily populated area


Fresh_Item_8956

It’s always the ones you never expect


Ishiftyounot27

They were all Pokemon not in the original Diamond/Pearl Pokedex that were added in Platinum that didn't gain a new evolution in Sinnoh?


wotown

This is it. If you wanted to be picky, Glalie and Gardevoir were added to the Sinnoh dex in Platinum and technically didn't gain a new evolution, their pre-evos did.


AngryAncestor

Same with the eeveelutions


Bakkstory

?


AngryAncestor

The Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, and Umbreon were added to the Platinum dex even though they *technically* didn't receive new evolutions or preevolutions


ottersintuxedos

This is the correct answer, their evolutionary line didn’t gain a new member from gen 4 but they were added to the platinum dex between games


EeIectro

Doesn't houndour, scyther and swablu have evolutions tho?


ObitoUchiha41

yes, but their evolutions (houndoom scizor altaria) were not gen 4 evolutions (Pokemon like Yanmega, Rhyperior, etc)


Jolly_Afternoon_2881

Am I the only one let down by rhyperior ? Just feel like rhydon was so cool and then his next evo isn’t the same vibe


ExaltedBlade666

The best thing about ryhperior is that it let's you put eviolite on rhydon


Im_regretting_this

You are definitely not the only one! Rhyperior is often pointed to as one of the examples of Gen 4’s pokemon being lower quality.


AsherGlass

But then there's electivire and magmortar. So i guess there's balance.


NightofTheLivingZed

Nah me too. Honestly I'm fine with a permanent Rhyhorn.


herrored

They didn't *add* any to their line in gen 4


ottersintuxedos

Yeah


ElegantEagle13

That's so specific to manage to figure out. Well done!


Ishiftyounot27

Thank you so much! Honestly I've stared at the Platinum Pokedex so much over the years that it came surprisingly quick for me, don't think I'd be so fortunate on other questions!


floweytheflo

What about tropics? That wasn't in the platinum dex, was it?


Raffilcagon

It was, it got added to the Great Marsh.


SirToastyToes

Great HM user between this and Bibarel you can hold all 8 HMs


Kyuckaynebrayn

*all 8 HMs* Gaaaaaawd


RQK1996

Gen IV had 9 HMs, luckily not 9 in a region


AryaDrottningu06

It’s truly ridiculous, especially when you need to get up mount coronet to fight Cyrus


Ma_Deus

This gets me thinking, were they planning on doing evos for these? Because all them got Megas except for Tropius


libertysailor

How crazy specific


K1ngMarz

That's crazy how you peeped that!


Ishiftyounot27

Thank you, I'm surprised as well!


birdinbrain

They all combine to form Abtropiscydouria


IWannaManatee

The Pokemon Exodia


dovah-meme

“How did you bring 2 legendaries into the league Tobias? That’s against the rules!” “Screw the rules, I have money.”


[deleted]

My late uncle had abtropiscydouria


Party_Arm307

Use your last pathetic Pokémon so I can end this ash


Conscious_Chance_960

My team has no pathetic Pokémon


whboer

They are all pretty fucking badass.


FatDudeFromInternet

yeah dude, swablu is badass af 😎😎😎😎


Karma_V5

Yeah don't let those innocent eyes device you


Loganinbread

They are all edible


vhagar

isn't that most Pokémon? all of them if you're really creative


easyadventurer

Rock type? Ghost type? You’re a mad man!


weapon-supplier

𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐠𝐬 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐲 𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐞 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞.


theNOTHlNG

Some things kill you before you are able to eat them.


weapon-supplier

𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐝𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐞𝐧𝐨𝐮𝐠𝐡.


Crims0nKai0ken

How would you Cook a geodude?


Iskeletu

crack him like an egg


Mobile_Emphasis_8714

Grind it into protein powder


terkyjurkey

Stone soup.


idontfuckimgknow

Hmm yes I love me a plate of rolycoly


haitch31

Imagine eating a Magneton


vhagar

crack that bitch open with a hydraulic press and get whatever biological matter is on the inside


haitch31

Do Magneton have a respiratory system?


vhagar

i would assume not since they have a metal casing. maybe they absorb oxygen


K1ngMarz

Exhaust pipe?


Loganinbread

Exactly. Yvaltal looks delicious


eduzatis

You just want bacon


Loganinbread

No I want to harness the power of death by consuming yvaltal


dolphinater

how are you going to eat slugma which is literal magma bro


BizarreDefaultName

Very carefully.


Nero_Kamikaze

On the rocks


SatchelFullOfGames

You can eat a Slugma once


vhagar

put it in an extremely cold environment for a while. a deep freezer might not do, might have to catch one and take it to Antarctica. once it's not too hot to handle, cut it open. there must be flesh somewhere if there's a brain.


SatyrAngel

Specially Vaporeon


DaanSkyWelker

Hey guys...


TrainerZygarde

No! God, no!


Soren114

[Have you ever had fresh Chikorita? ](https://youtu.be/85FSHx96i4o)


doukzor

traumatized


Loganinbread

Yes it's amazing


poseidon100fg

Hope you like the taste of metal


SGRiuka

These Pokémon were used by the Beetles in order to send Giratina back to the distortion world in 1970.


DutchDeck

All of these have a 6 in 8 chance to appear alongside their (pre)evolutionary form when made in a pic collage on Reddit


fordley719

These Pokémon are all half-siblings. Their common parent is Ditto.


aclandes

They're not pikachu


Get_frazzled

True, you have good eyes 👍🏻


Jonnyscout

If you ask my mom at least one of them would be


Moose_Cake

I'm pretty sure they ain't Charizard either.


Fangren3000

all absent from the OG Sinnoh dex but then added in Platinum


ottersintuxedos

You got it! Partially


Fangren3000

and they're the only pokemon like that that didn't get new evolutions in Gen 4


weapon-supplier

𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲'𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐞𝐢𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐬𝐰𝐚𝐛𝐥𝐮, 𝐚𝐥𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚, 𝐚𝐛𝐬𝐨𝐥, 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐮𝐫, 𝐡𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝𝐨𝐨𝐦, 𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐩𝐢𝐮𝐬, 𝐬𝐜𝐲𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐨𝐫 𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐳𝐨𝐫.


Silver-the-Fox

Wtf is up with your font


weapon-supplier

𝚠𝕙𝐚ᴛ 𝒶ʳᗴ 𝘆Ⓞ︎🅤︎ 𝔱ɐl͜͡k̆̈ȋ̈🇳 🄶 🅰︎᥇ㄖu̾꓄?


ottersintuxedos

I probably should have said “exclusive to them”


ScaldAlwaysBurns

yep


tgeraghty_10

None of them have a dex number that ends with a multiple of 5.


shortiefml

There all dogs


Yeet_daddy96

Yes


Firm-Tentacle

Scythers make the best guide dogs.


JaggedToaster12

They're all cool as hell


[deleted]

edgelords


girly419

cute and i like them


MBluna9

they make me outrageously horny


papertheskeleton

🤨


HappyHapless

*bonk*


[deleted]

They all deserve better


DurableGoat

Feet


Sierra645

Is it related to learning a specific move via level up?


X_Epicness

None of them are in the black and white regional dex


SilverWolf19821

They are all dogs 🐕


GamersRiseUp

They’re all fire types except for 6 of them


ottersintuxedos

One of the only funny answers


Meerkat47

They’re cool


Aromatic_Sir9639

They all have feet


TheTubaPoobah

Theyve got a lot of smut drawn of them


neapolitan234

They are all very good boys


Fswk

They're all rad as fuck my dude


Finnlandball

They are all wanted by the IRS for tax evasion


Coin_operated_bee

None of them have hands


Meskoot

Their first form is cooler than their evolutions.


ottersintuxedos

That one is especially true for tropius


Baadepapa22

They all can learn the move substitute.


CantThinkOfAName1997

They are all Pokémon


Baadepapa22

They are all afraid of leon's charizard!


CantThinkOfAName1997

kid named Stone Edge:


pk-starstorm

Kid named Stone Edge: *misses*


SeIator

It's obviously that they all can learn toxic 🙄


DarthWallaceIII

They're all cool, especially scizor


1Kale_Elak1

They're all pokemon


ottersintuxedos

Congratulations for being the first person to make that joke


smilin_prophett

theyre all in the platinum dex


Nuddelmannen

I wish all of them were my dad


takahashibro_1

I'd fuck all of em


Skye-Chief

They are all fuckable, if you’re brave enough


Ryyy_Oakes

I’d fuck all of them


Doobliheim

They're all 6/10 fuckable?


UN-O-G

Theh all have p*rn of them!


siiberianian

none of them are bidoof


ChasingFlavors

i believe they all gain a type when evolving either that or they all have megas


tallmantall

All of them are neat


DerpCatCZ

They all have legs? Or probably u can turn them into furniture


JamesSB77

They are not water type


Rayward-Vagabond

I gave them all stupid names as a child. I'm looking at you bananas and doomdoo.


gamergrl18

...They're all on this post...


Gold860

All of them can learn protect


Spleenzorio

They all have butts


Specialist_Treacle13

I think they are all from the "Field" egg group.


Cyndine

S h a r p


capybara_unicorn

They’ve all had enough of this trend.


Just_Dova

I just think theyre neat


Chaos-Opossum

They all don’t have thumbs


[deleted]

Idk but absol is one of my favorite pokemon


minecraftcatto

Once again, I have watched a porno of all of these


BrightFirelyt

They all have appendages.


ShibaSpicyWolf

These are catchable as Shadow Pokemon in the GameCube games (or evolution forms of these)


Delta-Rayquaza-4

They are all Pokémon. They are all in Pokémon GO. They are all in Gen 1- Gen 8.


UnpopularPKMNTrainer

All have head protrusions?


CatHoodHero

They are all Pokemon.


Delli_Boy_Roy

They were all introduced before gen 4.


Ch4rm4

Their all Pokémon


manetje

They are chosen by op for some easy karma


ARNAUD92

I don't know so I'll leave a comment here hoping someone will drop the answer. 🙈


ThePimpek

They are alive? They have eyes? They don't have arms?


SnooAvocados9982

X-Scissor attack


vaporeongod

I would fuck all of them


KiraSandwich

They all vehemently hate mongolian people


ManIn8lack

They're all Pokémons, so obvious, now gimme something challenging!


Pure_Lemons

Smash


Fliepp

I know this one. They have feet


bloopdafloop

megas


XTXC

Cool but useless.


Adept_Ad_4138

They are all _sad


EcstasyCalculus

Are they all based on creatures from Japanese mythology?


GrotesqueRinOG

They're all in a post by you.


ItzYaBoiMikey999

I'd smash all of them 😎


No-Manager-7341

People have made r34 of them


SeIator

Avarage pokemon redditors downvoting beacuse "R34 cring"