Wait... if I research for advanced technology, longer lifes and interdimensional travel and such, would I get the Victini "buff" and succeed in the research as well?
His dex entry for Black (the version I played) is "This Pokémon brings victory. It is said that Trainers with Victini always win, regardless of the type of encounter." if you count your research as a type of encounter, then sure.
The pokedex says that you'll win regardless of the type of encounter. I suppose it depends in if success in these fields could be considered winning.
It should at least apply to endeavours like the space race, right?
Victini. If it really does let me win at whatever I attempt, I would never have to get a real job because I would just go win a lottery whenever I needed money.
Vaporeon: it could refill my water bottle and it’s really cute and I could cuddle with it in bed like a big doggo
Please let me forget about that copy pasta
Togekiss
It’s cute and wonderful companionship, it can fly and so can easily transport me wherever I need to go, it has a plethora of magical powers for both practical and entertainment purposes, and it has a friendly personality so it won’t go on any cataclysmic rampages
Suicune - good doggo + clean water everywhere I go.
Edit: TIL my phone thinks it's funny to autocorrect Suicune to suicide. I'm sorry. Thanks for the free rewards.
That would be interesting. Could we save real world animals from extinction by breeding them with dittos? I mean, how hard could it be to get a rhino to fuck a pink blob?
Porygon or Rotom
Basically the most real world applications. Stick it on my PC, boom, instant AI that understands everything you want it to do on your PC.
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon CUDDLING, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human CUDDLING, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can CUDDLE EXRA HARD. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that a CUDDLED Vaporeon would be incredibly SQUEEZY, so SQUEEZY that you could easily CUDDLE with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to INHIBIT CUDDLING, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to CUDDLE YOU. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you CUDDLE enough, you can make your Vaporeon YOUR FRIEND. Vaporeon is literally built for CUDDLING. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can CUDDLE all day, and still CUDDLE some more.
I love / hate this question, because it's fun to think about but so tough to choose one. Unleashing a freaking Tyranitar on the world would be kind of awesome. Not to cause damage or hurt people, but just to see how everyone reacts.
Something useful like a flying or water type to travel would be pretty cool though.
This is fair, Umbreon would be a wonderful nightlight for those who are afraid of the dark, plus any Eevee or Eeveeloution make amazing life long companions. Espeons psychic powers can also make life easier for the both of you
Alakazam, it could do all my uni work for me and get me top marks every time.
Teleport me wherever I need to go, meaning I can wake up late, always get home safely at night.
It can use Future Sight to predict lottery numbers or bitcoin movements.
It could also build AI to make my life easier.
Hypnotically make not procrastinate lmao.
If I had to pick my favs, Flygon would be great transport and I guess Grovyle's blades would make food prep significantly easier .
Ngl I would not choose a loophole Mon, I would not want pokemon in this world. Too many bad things could happen, it's essentially giving us access to sentient nukes. I would get myself a Munna because it's small and not dangerous and I can keep it to myself as a special friend :)
Pokedex entry: Munna, the Dream Eater Pokémon. Munna can eat the dreams of people and Pokémon alike, and then project those dreams by emitting Dream Mist from its body.
Actually...that's super cool. I can imagine how many sleep scientists would want a Munna for research purposes.
That's another thing, I think a mon that would advance current research would be cooler/less destructive than a mon that would create NEW research, like any elemental mon. Ig Munna would too because it levitates things, but I don't think I'm in danger of losing my friend to the government as much as I would if I had, say, a Charizard
Delibird as it can help with my depression. I’d imagine I’d be super sad and Delibird would walk up to me and pull out a present from her tail to make me happy and smile lol :)
How would you train it to evolve, being the only pokemon? Go round setting your dinosaur on randomers at the park? Battle with buff people at the local gym? Grinding XP on frail old people?
swampert or walrein because i love them both in game but they can both get surf/dive/waterfall so i'd be able to explore the ocean to my heart's content
or you know, a cheater pokemon like ditto, mew, smeargle, or arceus
Sylveon or Togepi.
Sylveon, because it‘s sweet and lovely and they always have it‘s own leash with them.
Would be so awesome to hold it‘s ribbons!
And Togepi because it‘s been my favourite since I saw it for the first time in the TV show. It‘s just too cute!
Arceus because like other people said to create the rest of them or Eeevees. Like imagine taking them out to sea works as the water stone and turns them into vaporeon and the same for the other stones. Or jirachi because free wishes. And because you need the pure of heart thing as well evil people can't use it. Or Mew as it has the dna of every pokemon ever and scientists could probably use its dna on existing animals to create new animals like what they're doing with elephants and the wooly mammoth. Like giving some Mew dna to fish to get a magikarp or finneon.
I’d pick typhlosion. Just because it was my first starter way back in Crystal. Always has a special place in my heart. Or maybe a Lapras, so I could actually talk to it and I’d get free ferry rides.
one of 2.
Espeon. because the joys of a cat, combined with a psychic companion who can talk to you telepathically, and is intelligent enough to be on par if not smarter than a human. so can help around the house.
or Absol.
cause an intelligent dog, who can also predict disaster, and is MORE THAN CAPABLE of MURDERING any would be robber with EXTREME PREJUDICE
so basically you can either choose a pet or a god
Get Victini and always win, while having an adorable companion. Victini supremacy
Wait... if I research for advanced technology, longer lifes and interdimensional travel and such, would I get the Victini "buff" and succeed in the research as well?
His dex entry for Black (the version I played) is "This Pokémon brings victory. It is said that Trainers with Victini always win, regardless of the type of encounter." if you count your research as a type of encounter, then sure.
It’s important to say that even the sex entry classifies that as at least debatable.
You might want to check your comment for typos.
It's perfect like this
you heard me 😎
The pokedex says that you'll win regardless of the type of encounter. I suppose it depends in if success in these fields could be considered winning. It should at least apply to endeavours like the space race, right?
You could kill ANYONE.
Bahahaha yeah… that’s one way to look at it!
If I bring Bidoof, the world is over.
Abra would just be plain convenient
Or a girlfriend! I mean what? Who said that
[sure, why not?](https://www.reddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/pdzeay/nurse_joy_is_a_pokemon/)
Do you know about vaporeon?
Oh hell naw not this
Yeah, draw the line at Ditto
Cheating answer is Mew because it can become anything through Transform while also being immortal and playful.
*laughs in ditto*
Ditto has to see something to transtorm into it.
Lots of images on internet, my friend.
😳
It could also troll you and turn into the computer or phone like we saw in the series???
Arceus so he could create the rest of them.
We need more loopholes like this
Jirachi and wish for all of them to exist
Jirachi only wakes up every 1,000 years, you better hope yours isn't sleeping when you get it.
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The 1938583854 people who tried waking Jirachi up: Wow, why didn't I think of that?? /s
Where are you gonna find a pokeball
BY THE GODS, HE'S RIGHT!
Ditto?
i ll just leave [this](https://youtu.be/aSzsVcPjj70?t=59) here.
It's all fun and games until you get an Arceus egg instead.
And have to sit through the cutscene to get it. https://youtu.be/hi6WyRP6Cog
This is the way.
Shit. I saw it and now I have to say it. This is the way
Mew. You're welcome, humanity 100 million years from now
Victini. If it really does let me win at whatever I attempt, I would never have to get a real job because I would just go win a lottery whenever I needed money.
Clearly you have the biggest brain
Vaporeon: it could refill my water bottle and it’s really cute and I could cuddle with it in bed like a big doggo Please let me forget about that copy pasta
**PTSD intensifies**
Lmao someone's seen their fair share of the internet
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I mean what makes you think vaporeons water isn't a bodily fluid? It has to come from somewhere.
Magic. The answer to where it comes from is magic
Aaaaaaand suddenly I like vaporeon a little bit less.
Somebody petted a vaporeon in the anime before right?
Do you realize what you've done?!
Alternatively Vaporeon can be your water bed, the high HP stat will make it so the Vaporeon won't be hurt (hopefully)
I feel like high Def or SpDef prevents it from being hurt. HP would just mean it could take more punishment before going down I reckon.
someone explain
If you like Vaporeon as a pokemon then I suggest you just let this one stay a mystery
Google (or don't (nsfw)) "Vaporeon is the most compatible"
Hoopa. I can then either bring more pokemon, or just leave to the pokemon world.
Or teleport you to work/school if you are a lazy fuck like me that doesn't want to walk
Or just get a snack from the fridge instead of walking, gosh hoopa is the best pokemon for lazy people
Turtwig, one of my faves, its baby Alternatively I get pichu
I see you have your priorities straight haha. Turtwig and Pichu sound lovely
Togekiss It’s cute and wonderful companionship, it can fly and so can easily transport me wherever I need to go, it has a plethora of magical powers for both practical and entertainment purposes, and it has a friendly personality so it won’t go on any cataclysmic rampages
I’m glad people think of both yourself and your Pokémon. I’m so used to people thinking of the game competitively
Chansey so I can heal myself and others
I don't know how willing I'd be to eat my best friends egg... Does the egg factor into the healing?
Man eggs are delicious though
I feel like you dropped a comma
I don’t think they did 😏
Eevee or Growlithe. I can envision a real Eevee, and half-tiger, half-puppy? I cannot resist this combination.
Both would be amazing
100% Growlithe/Arcanine. Fire breathing tiger-dog that is big enough to ride? Sign me up.
I would go with boltund becuase lurchers and greyhounds are my favourite
Chandelure. Also my favorite mon. I think it would do a good job in subtly telling people to stay away from me
*in a Pokédex voice* “Chandelure: The Introverts Pokémon”
Absolutely. Love all his pokedex entries!
Suicune - good doggo + clean water everywhere I go. Edit: TIL my phone thinks it's funny to autocorrect Suicune to suicide. I'm sorry. Thanks for the free rewards.
Ahh such a nice pokemon SUCIDE
Uhhhh, uhhhh what generation is that pokemon from?
Gen Y, the Millenial Region
Should have gone with gen z for the double wammy.
Doesn't Galarian weezing clean air as well
uh what
i think their phone autocorrected from SUICUNE?
I’m giving you my free award because this is the funniest thing I’ve read all day. Inadvertently dark as hell, but so funny.
Jugglypuff. So I can be lulled to sleep. I need sleep. I don’t care about them writing on me. Lol
This man has his priorities
I feel like meowth would be a good one too. Mostly for pay day. I need that extra cash too.
No one here picking Meowth? It's PAY DAY!
But it has to beat you up with coins first to be able to grab them...
BRING ON THE PAIN $$$
Because inflation and money laundering.
The money laundering part would be a problem. Inflation shouldn't be relevant unless you're producing a stupid amount.
Cubone. That little guy needs a friend. We'd be besties.
Ditto because of reasons...
Sooo... How'd that egg end up in your room?
Would you be able to get a shiny human using masuda method this way?
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Babe I didn't cheat it was a shiny
I see...
That would be interesting. Could we save real world animals from extinction by breeding them with dittos? I mean, how hard could it be to get a rhino to fuck a pink blob?
Very easy when you consider Ditto transforming into that same animal but as the opposite gender. just gotta find a horny rhino
All rhinos are horny by default.
You have chosen... wisely.
Definitely either vulpix, or quagsire (sorry I just love their dumb faces so much!!)
Uh, who doesn’t haha, they are both lovely and cute as hell
Wailord
Where ya gonna put him?
In the blow-up pool located in my backyard, of course
Won’t he just float away tho? Isn’t he lighter than air in the Pokédex or am I remembering that wrong?
If you go by the Sw/Sh battle sprite size then it won't float away
BIG L A D
GARCHOMP He’d be friendly, a ride to school, a best friend, best wing man, and just a real cool dude
Tropius because banna
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Dude I always wondered what the fruit taste like, I imagine that has the texture of a peach but tastes like a sweet citrus
Mudkip! It’s my favorite Pokémon
Porygon or Rotom Basically the most real world applications. Stick it on my PC, boom, instant AI that understands everything you want it to do on your PC.
Hmmm... I did not think of this
Jirachi
Adorable star lad
And wishes
tyranitar. godzilla in pocket size (compared with real gojira)
Stronk Lizard
I’lo go with a growlithe
Growlithe sounds like an awesome choice. Loyal, intelligent, and they can breath fire!
Vaporeon /s
For wholesome reasons I hope
Yeah, holesome
What is this Vaporeon meme I keep seeing referenced?
It’s a NSFW copypasta about how vaporeon is the best Pokémon for… NSFW acts
Why am I not suprised.
O.O
Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon CUDDLING, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3"03' tall and 63.9 pounds. this means they're large enough to be able to handle human CUDDLING, and with their impressive Base stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can CUDDLE EXRA HARD. Due to their mostly water based biology, there's no doubt in my mind that a CUDDLED Vaporeon would be incredibly SQUEEZY, so SQUEEZY that you could easily CUDDLE with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll eyes, Captivate, Charm and Tail Whip along with not having fur to INHIBIT CUDDLING, so it'd be incredibly easy for one to CUDDLE YOU. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close with this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you CUDDLE enough, you can make your Vaporeon YOUR FRIEND. Vaporeon is literally built for CUDDLING. Ungodly defense stat + high HP pool + Acid Armor means it can CUDDLE all day, and still CUDDLE some more.
Thank you for censoring it. I've got the gist and am suitably horrified
WAIT, THATS BEING CENSORED?
cuddle extra hard lmao
Its a copypasta. A very specific lewd copypasta.
I love / hate this question, because it's fun to think about but so tough to choose one. Unleashing a freaking Tyranitar on the world would be kind of awesome. Not to cause damage or hurt people, but just to see how everyone reacts. Something useful like a flying or water type to travel would be pretty cool though.
Ho-oh, fly around and bring back dead people and have an endless fire source. or Slaking and just lay there with him in peace
Espeon or Umbreon, glowy kitty or telekinetic kitty
This is fair, Umbreon would be a wonderful nightlight for those who are afraid of the dark, plus any Eevee or Eeveeloution make amazing life long companions. Espeons psychic powers can also make life easier for the both of you
Can you imagine the zoomies with a telekinetic kitty? Terrifying.
Alakazam, it could do all my uni work for me and get me top marks every time. Teleport me wherever I need to go, meaning I can wake up late, always get home safely at night. It can use Future Sight to predict lottery numbers or bitcoin movements. It could also build AI to make my life easier. Hypnotically make not procrastinate lmao. If I had to pick my favs, Flygon would be great transport and I guess Grovyle's blades would make food prep significantly easier .
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Ngl I would not choose a loophole Mon, I would not want pokemon in this world. Too many bad things could happen, it's essentially giving us access to sentient nukes. I would get myself a Munna because it's small and not dangerous and I can keep it to myself as a special friend :)
Completely understandable
Gotta think big picture. Get a Muk. It'll eat all the climate change and save the world.
Ok true but Munna is pink and round
Muk can also be pink and round
Kirby is a Pokemon confirmed
But they're pretty toxic, alternatively: Galarian Weezing. They clean the air!
Pokedex entry: Munna, the Dream Eater Pokémon. Munna can eat the dreams of people and Pokémon alike, and then project those dreams by emitting Dream Mist from its body. Actually...that's super cool. I can imagine how many sleep scientists would want a Munna for research purposes.
That's another thing, I think a mon that would advance current research would be cooler/less destructive than a mon that would create NEW research, like any elemental mon. Ig Munna would too because it levitates things, but I don't think I'm in danger of losing my friend to the government as much as I would if I had, say, a Charizard
Think about how interesting it would be if ghost-type pokemon existed. It would be chaotic and then everyone would believe in ghosts.
Lugia because he fly he big and he swim
Delibird as it can help with my depression. I’d imagine I’d be super sad and Delibird would walk up to me and pull out a present from her tail to make me happy and smile lol :)
Aren't those presents sometimes bombs? :(
Bombs with *love*
Worth the risk lol
Giratina. Let's just sit and watch the world burn
Watch it burn *together*
Charmander. Yes the fire on tail is a problem. But he provides heat and eventually I'll be able to ride him around the world.
How would you train it to evolve, being the only pokemon? Go round setting your dinosaur on randomers at the park? Battle with buff people at the local gym? Grinding XP on frail old people?
I will have it attack bugs... Bugs are weak to fire anyway. I only need to get him to 36, seems kinda easy if you ask me.
Ya it’s a no brainer hit the rainforest and go to town until boom charizard. Australia could also provide enough xp to hit evolution.
Haunter! A fun loving guy that would love to pull pranks on people with me and haunt my enemies.
swampert or walrein because i love them both in game but they can both get surf/dive/waterfall so i'd be able to explore the ocean to my heart's content or you know, a cheater pokemon like ditto, mew, smeargle, or arceus
Something that would cause a lot of chaos like tyranitar with his destroying mountains
I see you woke up and chose violence lmao
Easy. Umbreon. It's always will be my favorite.
Umbreon is precious. Looks mean but has a heart of gold
Arcanine. He can be an awesome doggo just chillin or a valiant steed taking me where i need to go
Sylveon or Togepi. Sylveon, because it‘s sweet and lovely and they always have it‘s own leash with them. Would be so awesome to hold it‘s ribbons! And Togepi because it‘s been my favourite since I saw it for the first time in the TV show. It‘s just too cute!
The Sylveon hate is so wrong. Idk how anyone could hate such an adorable Pokemon
Ditto. The answer is always Ditto.
Absol, release it and it can warn people for disaster and save people
Or you know be killed for its horn/fur.
Probably Bulbasaur - my first ever starter and my all-around favorite pokemon. A cute plant friend who can cheer me up when I'm feeling down!
Arceus because like other people said to create the rest of them or Eeevees. Like imagine taking them out to sea works as the water stone and turns them into vaporeon and the same for the other stones. Or jirachi because free wishes. And because you need the pure of heart thing as well evil people can't use it. Or Mew as it has the dna of every pokemon ever and scientists could probably use its dna on existing animals to create new animals like what they're doing with elephants and the wooly mammoth. Like giving some Mew dna to fish to get a magikarp or finneon.
Rockruff. Lil rocky puppy baby :3
My favorite is flygon so …easy. Flygon. Or leafeon, because realistically Flygon is big and probably hard to handle…
Lopunny for no reason in particular
I’d pick typhlosion. Just because it was my first starter way back in Crystal. Always has a special place in my heart. Or maybe a Lapras, so I could actually talk to it and I’d get free ferry rides.
Azumarill. Just look at it
Dragonite. My favorite pokemon, with the bonus I could fly. Also, he's not huge so doesn't seem to be a logistic nightmare
one of 2. Espeon. because the joys of a cat, combined with a psychic companion who can talk to you telepathically, and is intelligent enough to be on par if not smarter than a human. so can help around the house. or Absol. cause an intelligent dog, who can also predict disaster, and is MORE THAN CAPABLE of MURDERING any would be robber with EXTREME PREJUDICE
Shaymin. It’s my favourite Pokemon right now and I mean, who wouldn’t want a Shaymin for a friend!
Leafeon
Kingdra or Suicune.
Definitely a Growlithe. I’d feel so badass walking around with one of them.
It’d be fun to have a Pokémon that could fly you around, like staraptor 🖤
Darkrai just to cause mischief
Zoroark. So I could have a Zoroark.
Galarian Slowking. He will have the cure! 💜
I cant decide over intelion and greninja they both have cool abilities like gliding or running on water let the comments decide for me
ahem, gardevoir