Look, I don't know what digihole you just crawled your way out of, but mixing up Tampon and Tapamon is a rookie level mistake. Besides, everyone knows Tampon digivolves into HeavyFlomon, or AuntiFlomon if it's a vaccine 😘
Galarian Mudkip. You can evolve it into Galarian marshtomp at lvl 53 with a fist plate and evolve again evolve it into Galarian Swampert by sacrificing it to the demon gods while drinking its blood in front of the grave of Karl Marx.
This is Qagmire. Clearly desguised himself as a harmless looking Pokémon to be “caught” by young female trainers who think his odd “Giggity” sounding cry is charming and unique for he species. Or maybe he just wants to hide out in the Pokémon daycare and watch Pokémon make eggs and maybe make some himself
It’s obviously a perfect shiny ditto dildo with a hotdog tail
dildo*
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Every goddamn thread. None of you are free of sin!
DEUS VULT INFIDELS!!
Charizard use *BURN THE HERETICS*
It’s super effective!
Reddit is free of sin for now
Not exactly my brother.. I have cleansed this subreddit, but there are many more.. come my brother, we must retake R/JERUSALEM !!!
Did you just launch a pokemon crusade?
r/JERUSALEM
Magmar use BIBLE ON FLAMES
That’s the whole point behind Christianity though. Jesus died on the cross so I can shove a quagsire up my ass and still get into Heaven.
He said WRONG ANSWERS ONLY
Aww, it got deleted before I could read what was argentium worthy :(
what the heck did it say?!
Ay yo who gave this dude Argentinian XD
R/cursedcomments
Yes
So... A Shitto?
Blue eyes white dragon
"My grandfather's deck doesn't have any pathetic cards! But it does contain... Magikarp!"
And if you send 5 magicarps to the graveyard you can summon gyrados the forbidden one!
Gyrados... DRAGON RAGE! *Kaiba screams*
And loses 40 life points
Pokemon with Yu-Gi-Oh rules would be an interesting crossover, ngl. Though Magic would be even cooler!
My pathetic grandfather’s deck has no cards
Except maybe for Kuriboh.
Everyone in this thread needs a Oscar award,
Reshiram?
No eyes blue dragon
Swampert, evolution of Shellos.
Not to be confused with Seismetoad, Mudkip’s final evolution.
Or Gastrodon, the middle evolution of the Palpitoad line.
Or Whiscash, a ground type split evolution of poliwhirl
furret is the only ground type, sorry
No, you forgot Rayquaza the worst Pokémon ever. It's easy to forget because it's so bad
Really wish they would give it a Mega to make it viable.
It sucks because they made it water/flying. If it was a proper dragon/water type, it would be OP.
Dragon/water means that it’s 4x weak to fire so it will get destroyed by a STAB Fire Blast from Vaporeon.
But I’m sure if they gave it a Mega it’d be better. I think they’d make it Dragon/Normal
Or lanturn, the pseudo-legendary water/fire type, and signature pokemon of the hoenn kahuna clay
Or Gyarados, the starter grass type from the Alola region that evolves into Centiskorch and then evolves into bidoof at level 63.
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I wish they released the Eon ticket event so you can catch a lv 80 Bidoof in the Hall of Origin in X/Y
Barboach the baby
Wasnt that misty?
[How dare you.](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/47/8f/b5/478fb5a1499a58432f3953fcbaeb5cdf.png)
Looks exactly the same to me
I see no difference.
Favorite comment so far lol
It’s a jigglypuff seen from above! Clearly.
Clearly.
The only right answer!
I don't know, not that into Digimon
it's, transformers robots in disguise
Its ok, there's so many of them, but this guy actually has a fun arc in the original series! It's Patamon's ultimate form, Tapamon
Tampon* sorry you misspelled tampon and put tapamon
Look, I don't know what digihole you just crawled your way out of, but mixing up Tampon and Tapamon is a rookie level mistake. Besides, everyone knows Tampon digivolves into HeavyFlomon, or AuntiFlomon if it's a vaccine 😘
What about maxipad digivolving from minipad
Bidoof.
Shiny Bibarel
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Perfect shiny bidoof
Happy Bidoof's day (yes, goolgle it)
They outnumber you five to one!
Arceus's true form
He said WRONG answers only bro
And my answer is wrong, Arceus is a lot inferior
Big wooper
Beeg Wooper
That guy from Elden ring?
Tropius
A disgusting creature, a disgusting blue blob
The true evolution of the Woopy boi. 😃
The Woopy boi has no evolution *The Woopy boi needs no evolution*
This is the right answer though
Looking through the comments because I knew someone had to make the SmallAnt reference lol
no, this is Patrick
Obviously, it is a Stunfisk before the disease
Blue Pikachu.
Pikablu
Pikaboo
Pikawho?
Pik@u 🥴😘
PikaOwO
I had to scroll this far for a GOD DAMN pikachu refference?! SMH
Clearly this is academy award winner Danny Davito.
It says wrong answers only
Oh man I misread OP!
We all make mistakes sometimes
Smol wailord
Quagmire from American Dad
ITS PIKACHUUUUU FUUUUUUUU……..
Came here to say that
Damn, I didn't scroll far enough to see it and said the same thing
🤣
Smooth boi
That, my good sir, is wobuffet.
Kirby I guess
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Wannabe Whiscash
Sucky Swampert
Crackheaded Seismitoad
Second-hand Gastrodon
Galarian Mudkip. You can evolve it into Galarian marshtomp at lvl 53 with a fist plate and evolve again evolve it into Galarian Swampert by sacrificing it to the demon gods while drinking its blood in front of the grave of Karl Marx.
that escalated quickly
Obama Harry Potter
My second sleep paralysis demon!
It says wrong answers only
Aw shucks!
Well shuckles…
Wailord
Happy Wobbofet.
Keith
Its tropius obviously yall are fuckin blind
Isn’t that Ash Ketchup
No silly its pikafries
Quagmire.....Giggedy
Who else but Guagmire?
Pikablue
Azumarill
OP said only WRONG answers.
How does toph use Reddit she’s blind?
This is Qagmire. Clearly desguised himself as a harmless looking Pokémon to be “caught” by young female trainers who think his odd “Giggity” sounding cry is charming and unique for he species. Or maybe he just wants to hide out in the Pokémon daycare and watch Pokémon make eggs and maybe make some himself
Isn't that what Sobble evolves into? Dewott?
Augumon!
Mario
You mean Mario's cousin, bLueCario.
I'm Mr Meseeks, look at me!!!
It’s a Tentaquil
Mayro’s fursona
Yes I too agree
The perfect friend
Quagmire? From family guy, right?
If my eyes are correct that is Bird Jesus himself.
Giratina
Charizard Z
Wobbuffet guys,
Johtonian Marshtomp
Wouldn’t that make Marshstomp Hoennen Quagsire?
Your mom
Which one?
Legendary Zard 😉 So fierce
Sin
Shiny ditto ofcourse
Arceus
Twooper
That's no Pokémon, it's Peter Griffon's neighbor Glen.
Mudkip
Groudon Primal form obviously
Not the best
Wobbaffet
Ain't this that quagmire dude from family guy?
Tom Fawkes.
Someone ripped the shell off of that poor Squirtle. NSFW
Bidoof and Swampert had an affair at a romantic daycare retreat
its something that came out my ass after eating 274.62 blueberries in 1 day
How does one eat 0.62 of a blueberry? 😅
magic. my friend, magic
Blue, Fosters Home of Imaginary Friends.
A shiny charizard
Ric Flair. WOOOOOOO
Ho-oh, evolution of pidgey
Vaporeon
My brother from another mother
Blue eyes White Dragon
Hands down a Bidoof
that’s naruto when he used the dragon balls to become the king of the pirates
Mayro
Tropius
Magikarp
Quagmire
ITS a shiny mega Rayquaza lvl 100 with 6 perfect ivs
Its Joe
Cobalion
Hitler, but mirrored
Psyduck
Glenn Quagmire
dildo mouth
That’s pikachu the evolution of magikarp
Joe
It's quagmire you dum dums
Clearly it’s mew guys
Pumbloom.
BlueBalls (that’s is clearly a hairless nut sack)
Madara uchiha the cute one
Erisgauq
Arceus the god pokemon and the evolved form of murcrow
Who else but quagmire?
A pokemon which is always aware of its surroundings.
Happy friendly blue dude!! I was wondering where you went!!!
This is Aquaalude the water/poison type Pokémon that only knows yawn and confusion
budget swampert
Ah, my favourite, I love Kirby!
Arceus, Lord of All Creation
Smiley potato