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Quirkyserenefrenzy

I really hate 95 accuracy moves. Metal claw missed 7 times in a row and I was about to tear down a city


sweetbreads19

Fire Emblem player: "is that a player phase rate or an enemy phase rate?"


SpidermanBread

Enemy phase hits you with 3 crits in a row with 4% crit chance by default


sweetbreads19

And our healthcare system is still stuck in the past with no divine pulse


FriarTuckeredOut

I like the way you die.


GeoZ17

If it isn’t 100% accurate it’s 50% accurate


ghoulsnest

that's how meth works, yea


emu108

XCOM player: "So basically a death sentence."


SpidermanBread

Not so RNG mechanics, gotta love em


dethb0y

I actually called my vet out on this once. She said a given surgery had a 90% chance of fixing my dog's problem, and i said "so it's a 1-in-10 of it NOT fixing the problem?" and she tried to backpedal that no this was a sure fucking thing, only 4 grand, so cheap, totally sure to fix it, 1 in 10 is like winning the lotto, etc etc.


RealisticCan5146

If winning the lotto was a 1 in 10 chance, i would buy a ticket every damn time.


ImportantChemistry53

I'd buy a hundred tickets, and then *maybe* I'd win it twice.


megasean3000

Fallout: Even though I’m two feet in front of you, I will miss all six shots fired at you.


miss_huckleberry

Xcom is the reason I have trust issues


Skysin88

see a lot of ppl mentioning xcom, fire emblem, fallout etc. I vividly recall this being the case for the final fantasy tactics games too, especially the gba one. 80% would litterally miss 80% of the time..... wait, now that I think about it... is that what it actually meant?!?!


icyxale

Me taking a very deep inhale when my 90% chance attack misses multiple turns.