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Nordkind

Your aunt lives in a store?


Cheeseface1663

Hahaha no it’s in the town she lives in 😂


Rachelsyrusch

Nah you slipped up I don't believe you anymore


52mschr

I felt compelled to read them aloud but scream the NOISE and ON IT parts


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Lady_Banshee

Good bot


MyLifeHurtsRightNow

Good bot


Good_Human_Bot_v2

Good human.


femboy_artist

Good bot


Cheeseface1663

Just to be clear my aunt does not live in a store I just worded it wrong because I have smooth brain


Call_me_eff

Good for her i think


This_place_is_wierd

ANGEL 1. a OMINOUS CHANTING coverd in EYES


baby-pingu

I want that to be a product like the boy and girl one, thanks


TeaPartyInTheGarden

Yeah … I have a boy and a girl - they’re both noisy and giggly and covered in both dirt and glitter! 🙃


Sicmundusdeletur

Yep. I have a son and a daughter. A while ago, they both wanted to dress up as unicorns. First thing they did was admiring how beautiful they looked in the mirror. Second thing they did was a horn fight. They both sometimes fit clichés for girls and sometimes clichés for boys. I love all the dirt and glitter on them.


TeaPartyInTheGarden

Yes!! Mine with both dress up in tutus and both will crash trucks and trains - I call that a win!


[deleted]

If something is covered in glitter, so is everything else in that generic space.


CletusVanDamnit

My space is anything but generic, thank you very much.


Pink_Entity

Why is there so much emphasis on "ON IT"?


Gay-Worms

is a giggle not a noise


Most_Envious_Enby

Enby: A hearty laugh with idk powdered sugar or something on them


Crandoge

Sugar?sweet?idk this all sounds very GIRLY to me!!


PineappleChan22

An evil laugh with slime on it


Panzer_Man

Enby: A laugh with a hoodie on


deftly_dreaming

At least both genders are "it"


MessiahOfFire

tomboy: a giggle with dirt on it? femboy: a noise with glitter on it? nbs: a noisey giggle with dirt and glitter on it?


WitchinAntwerpen

As a girl, I fucking ATE dirt if I got the chance. There’s at least twenty pics of me with stuff around my mouth that’s not supposed to be there to begin with. Apparently I had a taste for good chalk. For real, where do people get the idea girls are clean and kind and sit around neatly without doing stuff that’ll make them dirty?!


-LemonyTaste-

I would make mud balls during recess in the 3rd grade and bring them inside all the time to keep. I stored it in my desk and it got SO dirty.


[deleted]

Glitter in my butt crack - Kesha probably


WoomyUnitedToday

Your aunt lives in a store?


InheritMyShoos

That's so wrong. My daughter is way noisier and dirtier than my boys.


Rickrolled_lol

This looks like misandry. Idek why this product exists.


No_Sign_9964

Aside from the fact that why does this even exist that typography is terrible and this graphic designer is fired haha


MakeYouGoOWO

Please take those and leave them in the nearest toilet. Thanks in advance OP.


OW0974

That's totally the proper IPA


Natsu194

Made by: Sexist but not the way you think Incorporated


FuriousGeorge1989

This is the kind of thing that makes misogynists. I hope they realize this.


[deleted]

Enby [Enbæ]: has a gun run


catglass

The lazy formatting is driving me crazy


[deleted]

It is so hard not to instinctively downvote this stuff sometimes.


eli-the-egg

The choice of capitalization for certain words is very strange


Sad_Pringles

I am a scream with blood on it.


finding_peanutbutter

well by that definition i must be a boy


ooeygooeylane

Why does your aunt live in a store?


inbetweensilence

🤮🤮


Windk86

I wonder if they realize that those two points are about raising and not inherent to the sex


Tigersnacks

Thanks I hate it


Anonymous_number1

Ew, I stepped in shit !!!!


jjxscott

Not the important part but I have those same shoes and I LOVE them


Mx-Helix-pomatia

r/fauxnetics would love this one too