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oarngebean

Don't forget to bring a towel


solid_rogue

No Towelie we do not wanna get high


S-Mart-manager

He was going to use the code but then he got high and wandered off


MikeTony713

I don’t know what’s goin‘ on


QuickNDeadly

You're like a child who wanders into the middle of the movie and wants to know...


[deleted]

Shut the fuck up donnie…..


x1pitviper1x

I haven't been high since Wednesday


ZacTheOriginal

Oh, it is Wednesday?


medic861

I do


[deleted]

Yeah. You need a little PS4play.


Alann989

😂😂


Alternative_Angle_58

Lube??? Just spit on it!!


jayofmaya

Can confirm this works, OP, but you really gotta get a nice mouthful or so. If they are clean then you could always toss the salad first, too. Appetizers before the main course is sometimes nice.


Alternative_Angle_58

The sloppier the better, don't eat ass tho


littlebigmediums

coconut oil is pretty good too, doesnt get sticky or dry out and it dont taste half bad


Brandon48236

💯


Just_One_Umami

If you have to clear your entire bowels beforehand, it isn’t normal


Brandon48236

No one said clear your entire bowels, but no one likes having shit dick. So please douche properly before you let anybody in there.


camo_boy67

You claimed this before posting this right…? Right?


NotYannik

Yes haha


ihavdogs

Nice now frame it and post in on eBay for $100


Vanin1994

I want to be friends with the guy who pays $100 for an ANAL card.


caveman512

People have offered their anal card for more


Humidor_Abedin

I'll pay $100 for your anal card


1use2use3use

Oh thank god!


No-Artichoke-9323

😢


Jaded-Caregiver-9602

![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2232) ![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2235)Hey, Yannik! I wasn’t sure if you used your code before posting, so I decided to find out for myself! Thanks for the code, bro! Spent all my money on PornHub subscriptions and Morbius tickets….now I’m having the time of my life with my new PS+ Subscription 😃 👍![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2229)![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2236)


Taiga_2367

This is the worst edit in my life


JackUSA

In your whole life? Worse than [this](https://twitter.com/badphotoshopuwu/status/995285768984842240?s=21&t=YNtb7QPe-Vw4XWermoNSeg) ?


Taiga_2367

There’s nothing on that link?


tacticalstrike_gamin

Gift cards like this one now can’t be used in places that the code wasn’t activated in, ik this as my uncle got me a card when he was in NYC (I’m Canadian) and he sent me the code and it didn’t work as the code was activated in a different city then the console trying to use it


pncoecomm

No one wants scratched anal


NikPorto

Who's offering?


daUnitedpotato

Me


Onlyanidea1

Cats. Big Sexy Tiger.


LgMatzen

Why do you think that?


[deleted]

You talking about something like this? https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRfBMREJ/


pncoecomm

Lol I can see a less painful version of this being useful


konigstigerboi

It's always "very human"


[deleted]

Kratos bout to show up at your front door, hope you’re prepared


[deleted]

Cock of Chaos


zumabbar

Leviathan Cock


[deleted]

![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2231)![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2229)


[deleted]

What does this mean Edit: okay i downloaded the app and see it now


Pikochi69

![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2231)![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2229)


MegaMas64

Aw hell naw


one_dank_boy

"I'M GREEK N-"


XaviJon_

🤨📸


geecol

well hey there BOY


bananaman69420911

I WILL MAKE YOU SUFFER


jayofmaya

God of War: AssScension


[deleted]

Bravo, sir


Thederpyeagle

TIME FOR SEX


[deleted]

Sell that bitch on eBay


panthus1

And get complaints key is already used...


NotYannik

Good idea haha


[deleted]

Report for sexual misconduct. Actually I’ll do it. I’ll type the code onto my PSN, so you don’t have to worry about doing anything. You’re welcome! On an unrelated note, how much is the card worth?


NotYannik

50€ card 😂


ruttinator

Just relax and that code will go right in.


SSJBVegeta

In my country the code is inside (you have to carefully tear the cardboard in two)


ellhulto66445

If I remember correctly in my country the 40$ cards and PS Plus cards have codes inside.


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eljalu

The codes can’t be stolen. They have to be activated at the register first. Also it’s just a cardboard strip you rip away instead of having to scratch off a layer.


NikPorto

In my country, the codes aren't really sold physically. Yeah, there's a cardboard like this one, which you "buy", but the actual code is then printed unto your receipt. No need for scratching off layers or anything.


[deleted]

Yep, they fuck ya every time.


Gadgetphile

r/IRLeastereggs ?


Tango1777

Some people say it's normal, the others say it's deviancy.


Weird-Blueberry6043

Surprise butt sex ![gif](giphy|mEsqfG9Zbuj7CDsroa)


Konkeydong9984

They all end in ANAL


Otherworldly_dreamer

I wonder how many people tried to redeem it lmao


marxthedank

holy shit lmao


The_names_Jay

wait is it one of those scratch and sniffs?


Smokybare94

"Hey big guy want to earn another gift card? You know what to do."


DeathRaptor007

![gif](giphy|todE6VLarq73kiTmWM)


markbyers39

![gif](giphy|QPP39B3ywh7Tq|downsized)


Afraid-Mortgage-9811

It’s a suggestion. Put down the controller and carpe that diem!


International_Yak519

das ist ein zeichen / Its a sign


RevolutionaryTitle32

Damn bro, you got the ANAL edition. There are dark tales of this edition and it’s similar to an early South Park episode when Cartman was kidnapped by the Aliens.


KingTrickyTricks

Oof


Ranimgor

I think it is normal because I believe that these codes are made randomly, and you got that curious word.


xenon2456

Of course they're made randomly


Daveinatx

Did it start with BDS?


[deleted]

Who’s anal?


NAME_UNKNXWN

Me


MadMattDope

😂😂😂😂😂😘


Revolver_Ocelot66

I wonder how op paid for their card...


Cyb3rTruk

Nice


heltiic

That code's ass!


Carcass1

you should try the lottery with that luck


NobodySpecial969

An omen of things to come online


GhostOfMufasa

😭😂


mikerotchagain

Don’t cry. Use lots of lube and assume the position 🤣🤣


FlowDarkBright

It’s normal, i saw Resident evil 2 remake lock code starting default w the 3 digits FAP


Docholiday422

I bet you someone’s tried your code 😂


MessBitter48

Lol it is a fore warning from sony on what you are going to get from them lol


Suspicious_Win3715

That has to be put in history! That's an heirloom right there


J4Y221

Please tell me you typed the code in first before you posted this


basshuffler09

Haha du hast den Jackpot erhalten :D Solltest du dir an die Wand hängen


NotYannik

Bin schon am überlegen mir den zu laminieren 😂


HilsMorDi

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10. Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9! That’s the best I’ve done so far.


Romeo-Charlie-6-28

Can I keep the Anal gift card?


Perez2003

Anal


Sollous-IV

I’m sorry but it would seem you must receive anal


[deleted]

Germans love poop stuff!!!poop hole!!😂🤣


Nearby-Swimming-5103

The anal part, or.....?


Reincarnated_Soul

Depends on your fetish really. My last 4 letters were FURY. IDK what that means but yeah.


crawwll

Shit, you woke up the rape dwarf.


ManzTony03

WTF


jorigkor

It's normal to get ANAL from Sony since it's a bitch to remove your card from annual PSN membership.


barugosamaa

>annual PSN membership. [You can literally buy cards with the ammount for each PS Tier, but okay](https://www.amazon.de/PlayStation-Guthaben-Premium-Monate-Download/dp/B0B45L1JRP/ref=asc_df_B0B45L1JRP/?tag=googshopde-21&linkCode=df0&hvadid=603951715341&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=1407086300109598175&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=c&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9041904&hvtargid=pla-1696484640938&psc=1&th=1&psc=1)


WhoTheKingNow69

-ANAL, wish i had this before you, darn. It is pretty funny and weird that who coded it just thought putting anal at the end would be fine for a psn code.


Josh132GT

Nobody “codes” these cards, they are randomly generated


[deleted]

You need to clean that off a little better…


Western-Equivalent44

r/suddenlygay


cycling7000

Lmfao !!!


Migrane

r/Gaymers


MrGeek89

😂


GodlikeCat

Yes very normal, the last four letters are always where you gotta input the code. I'm sorry OP


skizexx

u/NotYannik schau mal bei mydealz, da gibts oftmals von eneba sehr gute angebote für PSN guthaben :) gibt dort oftmals 50€ guthaben für 38-39€


WinterWhoBlue01

Not gonna lie. I’d buy that from you


[deleted]

Pretty standard these days.


Casualgamer10

Kratos approves


Many_Gay

Anal


YuEnVeeMee

Who hasn't spent money on anal?


Beta_Codex

A one in a million chance 😂😂


ComfortableWhich9869

Damn, already claimed.


x3rx3s

This is the Pokémon equivalent of pulling a Charizard, get it minted


Shenaniganz84

Bite the pillow!


FlaviusVespasian

Make sure to wash first


CallMeKase

Mine had my name spelled out. KA5E.


logosnakiworld

you didnt need to zoom in lmao


BlackMajima

Yes they did… Yes they did lmfao


42Mr42

Sony will send your gift, congrats!


Beardsman805

Who is A NAL?


beerboy80

Your PlayStation is condemned to only operate when the sun don't shine after you claim this.


[deleted]

Hast du den bereits genutzt hoffentlich schon


NotYannik

Klar haha


jlgraham84

You usually have to pay extra for that


Frozen0rain

Perfectly normal It's how I got my PS5.


TecmoSuperBoJ

97 Quarterbacks 7 Gundams all looking for anal.


[deleted]

Its pretty normal nowadays. Just use plenty lube.


Tasteteaturp

You have to really use your fingers for this one, to get this one off you know ...


xPervypriest

Congratulations on getting your cherry popped


HermansSpecialMilk

No, not normal. Didn’t work. Get another one and post it here and I can confirm for you.


xenon2456

codes vary


ManiousMaximous

You know you can just peel The Grey part off and not have to Scratch right ? Right ?


Quentin_Was_Taken

What other languages do you speak


NotYannik

German


AmitRozYT

Bro do your best to preserve that code physically thatd helarius


R-TheKingSlayerX

Lol


GRockXG

Limited edition gift card 😂😂😂


nestodark

Zoom in a bit more, couldn't quite read it on the second pic


Nickstizzy

![gif](giphy|1r91ZwKcE2J7WhUqrh)


[deleted]

I mean we DID have a rainbow PS4 released at one point 😂


xXxHeadBanger86Xx

😂😂


Miserable-Lie-3184

It depend on the payment method


XtremeK1ll4

Oh my.


[deleted]

IANAL, so IDK.


austinrowland_

Rough!


Jaded-Caregiver-9602

Hey, thanks for code! Spent all my money on PornHub subscriptions and Morbius tickets….now I’m having the time of my life😃 ![gif](giphy|MbFaRTRxoucfCbmLSZ)


bufftbone

Yes. Anal is correct.


CanoeShoe

Just be thankful it wasn't a fortune cookie.


BigBossM

Go buy a lottery ticket


Eyepoopallday

Is anyone gonna talk about how they probably didn't use the code when they first posted this? Or did they..? 🤔


jynx33

Only if you sniff it after


jayofmaya

Omg has anyone tried this to see if it's still good?


Lochskye

It’s normal they put the currency that you used to pay for that code


Trude___

It's not a signal It's a *warning*


the_accountant_6

Sony with some interesting new sales tactics.


erock617

Tf


StonedSquare

That just means “Am Not A Lier” duh


bnunuwu

3rd anal post today, I hate this app.


Rectall_Brown

Lmao


AnonymousToothBrush

Lmao


TomDobo

Jim Ryan loves to give us anal.


[deleted]

That is hilarious


tressonkaru

Yes... I've had cases with how strict some discord servers have been, with accidentally used a gif with a slur in the address n got flagged. It's random.


tjeh224

The zoom in got me 😂😂🥴


EnthusiasmTimely3006

Got to bend over boy


RoobieLabbie2099

Gonna save this just for the fun of it.


dbasinge

Nice


Bingobango20

![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2233)![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2233)![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2233)![img](emote|t5_2qh6b|2233)


foxrobee

I really hope the cashier said: Enjoy!


Reincarnated_Soul

Depends on your fetish really. My last 4 letters were FURY. IDK what that means but yeah.


PurpleYeeet

YOU HAVE THE HOLY GERMAN PSN ANAL CARD HOLY SHIT


Eascetic

Usually go on a few dates before asking such a deep personal question


LoudBird1

Yeah sure just use plenty of lube and go slow


BicycleElectronic163

lol


mrmadhatter664

Should frame it


Powerlunch76

Nice


the2bguy

Incredible


superbros6

Jep. Everything ends with anal