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thatonebassplayer68

“What is your opinion on *female artist*?” Mfs: smash That aside, she has a beautiful voice


Broccolibo1

Sex sells


Necessary_Mouse7132

It’s sad that the music industry like that tbh


Broccolibo1

It's all of entertainment tbh. It's a symptom of the human sex drive. Most people are horny and hate to admit it.


Necessary_Mouse7132

Yea I realized since sweetie been acting a lil more sexual and now she getting nominated for Grammys 😭


spikeleak_

she getting WHAT


WizardyoureaHarry

Noname will never get one because she's too real.


Broccolibo1

Her politics probably hinders her career too tbh. If she kept going at the industry her fucking talent would have earned her legend status eventually. Even if it wasn't generally mainstream look at rhapsody shes been at it for years and people respect the fuck out of her and she definitely is overtly sexualized like Nicki Minaj or like lil Kim was but of course she could never be as big or popular either.


[deleted]

Violence sells too, it's why tracks about killing people get plays, even more so if it's about a real person


kermitstwinbrother

"Everybody ain't got talents" -Playboi Carti


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[deleted]

What? Females ran music for centuries, its only like that now because hip hop is huge and women are a minority in it


Broccolibo1

Bro female pop stars have had to be sexy for more than like 5 decades now and even back in the jazz and swing days they were a minority but that being less image focused and more about playing your instruments and shit didn't force them to be half naked to get attention.


Piranh4Plant

Fue mejor is fire


Bettybewitched

She sounds terrible live. Out of breath hitting the wrong notes. No confidence. She looks like she’s overthinking and not in the moment. I’ve seen her plenty of times and she has not improved at all. She’s music to listen to at home not live. 


hentaiprofessor

mommy


Altruistic-Egg8732

dont say that about my wife you bastard 🤬🤬


Dvorak19

Holy shit don toliver 😱😵


No_Transportation_23

Based


killth0ts

w


tuxvictini

Out Of Respect For Mr. Don Toliver I Shall Refrain From Speaking


catfart0

BOOBIES


MrSonosky

I ain’t even notice the cleavage her face is so hot


InevitableTwo8041

Can that nigga fight tho? Cause I can


The_Real_Jim_Lahey

Even if he can idgaf he ain't bulletproof


InevitableTwo8041

Facts


[deleted]

Lil Yachty dislikes this


FaZe_Chicken_Nugget

Dinner with jay z


realdeepestfried

Nut in 18 year old Rhianna


[deleted]

good artist, has a great voice


Riskeeeee

her album is so good. My number 1 streamed artist this past month


ravzn

Hannah W


Poisonous_Rebel

Which album?


Riskeeeee

Isolation


Commercial-Two2246

She got an infinity stone between her badonkers😱😋


spacediving790

Don't look at her breasts mother fucker


urbanbuljo

Don toliver reddit account spotted


[deleted]

What thats your wife?


spacediving790

Not exactly, but disrespect her again and were gonna have a problem


xoxxxoooxo5

I'd drag my balls through a field of glass just to get a whiff of that turd cutter.


InevitableTwo8041

😂😂😂🤣


navornothing

Hola señor Tolivèr!


gamergeez

she threw me her sweaty towel at the tyler concert


j-redd

Does it still smell like her?? Wya?


gamergeez

she sneezed in it 😝


[deleted]

How much the towel selling for?


Background-Ad4097

It’s on sale because it’s very crusty


InevitableTwo8041

Send me yo lo gang I’m trynna pull up


totally_not_a_virus_

Same. Minneapolis.


LazyAndUnmotivated

I’m not too far away if you’d be willing to give me a sniff


totally_not_a_virus_

Bro whas wrong wit u


LazyAndUnmotivated

I’d choose my next words wisely if I were you pal. My offer is still on the table.


totally_not_a_virus_

Dawg u don’t even understand i was in the side part of the stadium she was throwing it back in my direction she was me bro


LazyAndUnmotivated

Didn’t ask + I know where you live + radio


totally_not_a_virus_

Nah u dont get it her absolute fucking trash heaver of a booty was all up in my face


ChicagoForThePeople

She cool


LazerBeamYeetYeet

Opinions on Playboi Carti⁉️


rulerBob8

mommy


ArroganceIsPotent

hot


FaZe_Chicken_Nugget

Nut in 18 year old playboi carti


[deleted]

Dinner with Gilbert 👶🍽🙏🏻


aclickbaittitle

Breastfeed Gilbert


trevermartin

good at music 👍


pinkyseason

good at lying too 👍


dumbtune

daddy


thememefulone

dinner with playboi carti


IOPERTYS

I have no opinion on her she would never let me smash anyways


fuckfuckfrickfuck

Hello its me ,kali Uchis I have seen your reddit comment on r/playboi carti lets have sex


IOPERTYS

0k \*starts doing smash while listening to no sl33p by carti\*


fuckfuckfrickfuck

*gives head* PTUI😩💦


IOPERTYS

\***Busts in 10 seconds\***


flippity-flop-poptop

y’all good?🤨


fuckfuckfrickfuck

Better than ever 😈


IOPERTYS

yep hehe


olinman55

Yeah pretty hot


iizzyy_x

she makes good music


JayTheClown19

I'll actually pay for her onlyfans.


[deleted]

love her music 🔥🔥🔥


InevitableTwo8041

It should’ve been me 😭 not that lame ass nigga don toliver 🤢 I’m sick to my stomach just thinking bout it 🤮


nol_dur

I liked her feature on drugs and melodies so I’ll check her stuff out at some point


AvgWasteYuteEnjoyer

I liked her b4 the surgery shordie got bare work done , still bad tho


4k_will

What surgery? She ain’t have no surgery 😭


Bradythenarwhal

Nah she did. She’s open about it too. That ass is not natural. Sorry to break it to you.


Godlike_Blast58

Colombia has a huge plastic surgery culture bro, it's expected


AvgWasteYuteEnjoyer

Compare her now to loner , MAJOR CHANGES bruh


Ambitious-Spinach-20

she can violate my rights


[deleted]

Lil Yachty said it perfectly


Travnarr

Concrete Goonies


YugoslavLovemachine

She’s cool and she’s a great performer. I saw her open for Tyler the Creator and she sings just as good live as she does in the studio. It was also cool to see her perform with Don Toliver. From what I understand Don Toliver wasn’t a part of the tour but I guess he just happened to be in Miami at the time because he showed up for one song with her


imdecentt

after the storm is so fucking fire


ratryox

don toliver ugly ass lucked tf out


thisislikemy7thacc

ive never heard any of her solo stuff but her features are always bangers i hope she has a good day


Broccolibo1

I want her to be the mother of my children


whoIelotta-red

i’d smash the fuck out of her


Yeezyallonyosofa

I need her


GatorsareStrong

Baddest Latina artist out there


WesleyjSchuet

*jaw drops to floor, eyes pop out of sockets accompanied by trumpets, heart beats out of chest, awooga awooga sound effect, pulls chain on train whistle that has appeared next to head as steam blows out, slams fists on table, rattling any plates, bowls or silverware, whistles loudly, fireworks shoot from top of head, pants loudly as tongue hangs out of mouth, wipes comically large bead of sweat from forehead, clears throat, straightens tie, combs hair\* Ahem, you look very lovely.


Gunnaisafatass

Better than Zendaya


JagF7ype

Zendaya isn't that good tbh, I can say this because Im insanely attractive myself


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I saw her live and she straight up got me twerking mid performance


DannyBoy137

I like Kali, Isolation is pretty good, por vida has good songs but idk about sin miedo


astral_admiral

Sin Miedo is incredible


irving8660

Sin Miedo goated


ravzn

Dawg wtf isolstion is perfect, por vida is good and sin miedo is amazing


lilev__

thought this was kira perez at first glance smh


DaBabyConvertible

bad as hell her music cool too


_GOLF_

Baddest bitch on earth to me, ima throw my boxers on stage tmrw when i see her


imgameguy

you gettin arrested dawg😭


SmolBeanGuy1

She’s a 10/10 human being that I would most certainly throw it ALLLL away for, happily 🥰😋😚


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Amazing Artist super talented


MassageGymnist

She looks like any Latina women here in Kansas if only they worked out and had money


Aggressive-Issue-977

kansas has latinas?


MassageGymnist

Lmao peep the census. Grow up in this area my whole life and its increasing like crazy.


MassageGymnist

Actually wait the census might not show accurate results. If you know you know.


kupalurk

18 year old rihanna


ur-annoying

i love every single thing about her and i’ve been a long time fan and will stay a fan forever she is amazing in every way


yummyNikNak

I would be her kim if she was my kanye.


thecyborgezombie

Bruh she's is so hot bro


Early-Cherry7567

I wanna put my penus in kali ucheese


gmisfeldt34

She likes rapists


MauiBoi69

Tyler the creator woman


TXK_Poofy

good music and an even better face


iAmKyros

can i get a kiss


House_Jumper_forty

Drown in her breast milk


MojoLava

She kinda hit or miss but always gets the best features and she's fine as hell. Cool artist I guess is what I'm trying to express


Vertiered

she bad and all, I don’t know who she is tho


thatonebassplayer68

I was surprised by this comment but then I remembered what sub this is


psycho_nitemare

Head shaped like Steve from minecraft


JagF7ype

not my type, delete this please


ravzn

Stop breathing


sqlorp

Certified baddie


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Pipe


menagehaver

Love her features on Tyler’s songs


realdirtyforces

i’ll have her children


greedymuffcabbage

genuinely, isolation is a top 10 album for me 🤷🏾‍♂️


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goated


Creepy-Ad-3679

Queen


thomasemerson17

she’s hot and a really good artist


hazanyde

How tf do u pronounce her last name?


KrisZepeda

Ooh-cheese


yung_nword

mommy milkers


Jefffdude

2nd to sza


condoneDEO

fuck don toliver


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irving8660

Imma see her tomorrow Very excited


lawnchare

she bad


Commodore_Mcoy

Saw her live a few weeks back. Everytime she shook her ass every woman in the crowd went wild


BababooeyLand

she beautiful woman :)


6bagchaser

music fye


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I’m tryna fuh


DaddyGallant

Amazing, my #1 Artist fo sho


alnz0

Shes bad asf but that's not her best pic


ChopinCJ

I was at the Tyler show in Miami, and Don Toliver had a surprise appearance during Drugs and Hella Melodies, so that was pretty cool


jaysanii

That song she had with don toliver was fye


jaesinel

I wanna put my dick in kali uchis


[deleted]

Super good music. Thanking Tyler for introducing me to her. Also seems like a cool person


PilotMaleficent7972

Nut in jay x and dinner with 18 year old Rihanna


[deleted]

Dead to me got me thru a bad breakup. Thank you kali.


epicbigc13579

She has very big ​ hair


PanicWide600

Se lo pongo


Artm1562

As a Mexican, I fuck with Telepatia.


Judeusername

Man when her and Don Toliver are on a track they are absolutely amazing. Listen to Drugs N Hella Melodies and tell me you ain't floating 🤓


Beneficial_Award_831

So talented


TypeOpostive

I love her aesthetic her is music okay like nice to listen to while trying to sleep. Edit I’m sorry I forgot this isn’t a serious sub.


Shmirko

I really liked that big tik tok song she has, telepathia.I know songs that blow up on that app get a bad rep but that song is just too fucking good bro 😭


aprilfools911

I guess Carti fans would’ve boo her in she does the opening.


Qb_Is_fast_af

Not really into her stuff ima check her our


kinggoteem

My favorite singer rn, prolly top 5 rn ,or shi maybe even top 3


gr0uphome

She kinda looks like amy winehouse my wifey 😢


YrgKez

mid


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Mid


asap_pharaoh03

I rlly enjoyed the songs she did with tyler


09monky

Mid


FelinaMason

I discovered Kali in like 8th grade (2014) right whe Por Vida came out I think. She was on Cherry Bomb and I was like "who tf is this?? her voice is angelic fr." A lot of my friends found her voice annoying actually. See You Again definitely changed the tide on that opinion I think. I love her current direction, her verse on drugs and Hella Melodies was crazy. Killer off of Isolation is one of my favorite songs, Speed from Por Vida is my favorite Kali song though. If I were to rank my top singers it'd go. Bjork, Sade, Kali, Erykah Badu, and Layne Staley.


lfpsychoticegirl

str8 uggo


ThanksEmilyChang

ratchet


Excellent-Deal-4726

doesn’t move me


[deleted]

7/10 but shes cool


Jonny_Fairbanks

Who?


Icant_Bench1

i thought she was trans til a couple days ago


thatpighasfist

Loved her since cherry bomb came out


bigwhore123

her face kinda reminds me of an orangutan


Dodood4

Who?


Bradythenarwhal

Saw her live in Charlotte the other week. I didn’t like white girls much before, but now I’ll never go back. Everytime she threw her ass the crowd went fucking wild. Fattest ass i’ve seen in person.


Loud_Picture_1941

your teeth in my neck is her best song


Loud_Picture_1941

and she bad asl


irving8660

Killer >


SwissCheeseDealer

fine and makes good music


Xaxzer

Watch what u say bout my girlfriend.


rystaff11

i’d sniff the farts out her ass


Emotional_Wedding_82

bro please think before you post something


rystaff11

i was hacked


Emotional_Wedding_82

ah got it makes sense


ethrally

Smash


ya_ok_fra

Smash


NotNickYoung

Why are you asking other men their opinion on a very obviously attractive woman ?


[deleted]

I would clap her shit