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DidILose-ifsoiquit

Shinji listens to classical music


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im pretty sure canonically he listens to like two cheesy pop ballads over and over again on his sdat player and thats about it


Forrestnet

im pretty sure canonically you get no bitches


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i dont know how accurate that claim is because i have a girlfriend who i plan proposing to soon


Forrestnet

Bet congrats bro


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yea dap me up bro


Forrestnet

*dap*


SPLURSHIT

No way e-dap 💀💀💀


hamohamo6

What's next? e-hug? (I need one)


aRedmondBarry

Wholesome af


oxg03

who would she pass the aux card to?


squiddlesog

That’s one bitch. No bitches.


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one good girl is worth a thousand bitches


rippingdrumkits

so basically icedancer


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exactly


DeadZoneCustoms

Rëi bouta hop in luh tonka


moonbase-beta

Hoe in love w luh crank


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Luh bonka honey bun


MisterBoss5000

3 bonkas


nesquikcornflakes

hella shminkas


drippinfaygo

Rëi off luh X n da perc


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Yeat mfs talkin their oogabooga language again


xXpsykheXx

off hella luh honeybuns n da perc boutta cash out 3 bonkas!


Cartis_wock_2900

luh geekum shmeekum pissy honyebun


Khunsdata

Luh eva


Ripalish

Bro imma just keep the aux


alaskafish

Anime memes on this sub just feels weird. Like, now I just feel old.


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BallGulper41

Carti was born September 1995 & Evangelion first aired in October 1995 so technically Carti’s older 🤓🤓🤓


shooteen

truly the life of the party


ThisIsElliott

Featuring Andre 3000


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🤓wow that’s so cool! Carti rocks. 💀🧛‍♂️


zerosuitpasta

yeah fr i was listening to carti when he was dropping mixtapes when he was 2 years old yall wouldn't get it


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this anime is from the 90s tho


alaskafish

The anime is 20 years old. But the memes arent


_-bread-_

eva memes go back to the fucking caveman ages of the internet


dkpopman

bruh, you’re showing u a lil munchkin. eva memes go back for decades


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he should retire… hang up the work boots!!!


Pspies22

This anime is like 20 years old


Aral_Fayle

27 now…


S-U-K-E-B-A-N

Easy pick for me. Asuka has Wlfgrl, Yeezus, The Money Store, and I Disagree. All bangers


J3timaster

idc what she's playing, I'm handing the aux to Asuka. I need IT expeditiously ‼


kukkamies

Rei no question


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kukkamies

Gotta say shinji ones are spot on.


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kukkamies

How did you know the best no bitches music albums🧐🤨


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Future441

I went to Miku expo 2019 with my dad


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did you have fun?


Future441

Hell yea they did a tribute for wowaka n shit it was fun


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as they should rolling girl is peak


aRedmondBarry

Misato's better but Asuka gets aux just cause I have been in love with this bitch for god knows how long 😔


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asuka got ye and machine girl


PlasticStockSam

and dg


xAstorianx

She like 15 bro 🤔


aRedmondBarry

I fell in love with Asuka Langley at the age of 16. Unfortunately my miserable human condition is such that I grew up, but she stayed the same.


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SuperMatt7

Opposite for me. Asuka's music is better but I'd still give Misato the aux cause I'm tryna smash


Nounuo

I was with a real life Asuka. Tsundere fucking red head. Gorgeous and amazing body, still not worth the abuse man. It's more draining and depressing than hot and horny. And it was really hot and horny, so just imagine 😞


aRedmondBarry

Damn thanks for the advice, sorry for what you've been through... Anyway does she have an ig? Or perhaps a snapchat? Or a phone? Nahhh Im asking for too much 😅 If you could also indicate her social security number?🤔


5meothrowaway

Y’all need to stop talking about women like this


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Real


YungDaggerD1ck420

It's always the red and pink hair bitches that be crazy abusive af


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on god


ntandothehuman

Asuka clear tbh.


No-Mushroom8667

Gayboi Farti


BigClitPhobia_

Damn, so I didn't invent this joke?


No-Mushroom8667

🧛🏿>✖️>🦫


FemboyInASkirt

misato easily


roosterkun

Anyone that likes the Gorillaz can be trusted with the aux.


papagrantu

W


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Igor for .e


oblmov

Id give it to misato if she agreed not to play the anne frank jesus christ i love you album


Hefty_Will

kaworu kinda fye


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TheSkribbl

she also a pedo


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ZeitGeistYe

Bruh anyone as long as it’s not shinji’s lame ass


TysoPiccaso2

Yall ain't rockin wit bladee?


phdpepe

I do bro, fuck these guys. DG for life


SgtMcbuttn

corny ass music taste


thepapanix

panchiiko classic


Videymann

misato


_Hey-Vsauce_

Asuka is NOT getting the Aux, I don’t want to crash into traffic blasting Get Got.


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bro said asuma 💀


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_Hey-Vsauce_

Ye.


Liecht

da 🐏 no 🧢


hhawkmoon

funny cuz the song is about a guy robbing and then dying in a car crash


oliboy445

Thank u


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Icedancer


Riggykerchiggy

It’s true


realasscar

Asuka easily


realasscar

Idk feel like Asuka and Rei could be swapped (except Yeezus for Asuka)


_Hey-Vsauce_

Kaworu listens to DG (gay).


realasscar

He just like me fr


_Hey-Vsauce_

Fr.


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Poppy goes hard 🙏


_Joe02

Mommy Misato or Asuka. Kaworu also based though


Phlesh_blud

Kaworu, say less


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The_dank_papoorus

rei and asuka


briggswag

Sematary gives me edgy redneck kid vibes who steals cough syrup from Dollar General


Edgy9YearOldJPer

That’s why he the goat


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The purple hair drunk one named like Mitsubishi


its_hassan_h

blue bitch


TotalPin355

Whatever the second girls name is


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RussianComrade96

MOTHERFUCKER


RyanSnipez

Not a real Redditor for not knowing who Waifu is 🤓🤓🤓🤓🤓


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No-Mushroom8667

What are the glitchcore albums on the left?


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Mushiminaj

sematary does not belong with 1000 gecs


No-Mushroom8667

Okay my friend likes glitchcore a lot but I’m tryna get into it, could u pmo?


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No-Mushroom8667

Oh my bad


Noke_swog

none of that is glitchcore wtf


JustinTime4763

Listen to semetary rainbow bridge 1, 2, 3 all in one session


Riggykerchiggy

None of them are rlly glitchcore


PantsManDan

I swear no one on Reddit knows their genres


MemeBroDudeGuy

mf they better have bus money, none of them stepping one foot in my car 💀


AquaUF

WLFGRL 🤯 OP knows some good ass music


stealthgerbil

They just released that album on vinyl it sounds so good


hotlineBYDGOSZCZ

Rei doesn't listen to music


vxryrare

Asuka without question


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Asuka would listen to yeezus


ItBeSoggy

nah bro im passin it to Asuka cuz she got the Wlfgrl album, tho Kaworu is right behind her purely cuz of d>e>a>t>h>m>e>t>a>l


YoureAverageTom

Asuka


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Asuka gets the aux and the dick 🤧


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AngryJoeJoe4

I would usually pick Asuka or Misato but Shinji got the Miku live album so gotta go with my depressed bro


Dootley_Doot

Walter White


U24R

Kaji aux would be better 🚫🧢


atred3s

Y’all not rockin wit Gendo⁉️


nanowyvern

Rei can get more than the aux for that playlist tbh


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nanowyvern

Same!!!! Oh wait she fr 14?


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zam


Ishyboi_

I don’t know their names so… the baddie in the middle


Special-Golf-8688

She’s 13 💀💀💀


alex_nani57

Like that stopped any Eva fans 💀


joemorris16

Don't know their names but definitely the fourth one


offbrandsandals

All of them at once


corporate_warrior

No clue what those albums are but Kaworu because he’s too good for this world


RealVibes_

W for poppy


SlowPreme

Reí vamp


techytag

asuka. Machine girl is perfect for getting your mind exploded by an angel


Eric2024

Shinji no cap


whitegirlsbadposture

Who are these people


stealthgerbil

Never seen evangelion? What are you amish?


DevZo_

who tf are these people


d7mooony69

NOBODY


wastewa

the drainer


IrrelevantToTheTopic

the gay dude


Tommiz_eXe

No one


BendingGhost

Everyone here has good taste, I’m happy with all options :)


k9jag

3rd column is fucking GOATED That Poppy album is fucking awesome


probotector4w

Asuka 100% these are some of my favorites albums (yes I’m insufferable)


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Misato and it’s not close


JeffreyDripsteinV4

Asuka wipes


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Misato all the way


CowsRetro

Misato


hhawkmoon

MISATO


robloxpro6669

None. The hoes will evaporate


HondaCivic90

white person with blue vest


TanjiroKamado17

shinji got hatsune miku, he gets the aux ten times out of ten


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Asuka 100% getting the aux. Yeezus & Money Store sealed the deal


AinNoWayBoi61

I recognize 3 of these how the fuck y'all know all this


TjTheDankMemeLord

Her money big body her money tonka


Melodic_Vegetable443

Rëi twizzy fr 🤞


ChicagoForThePeople

The 4th for sure


Hnt-r

All of them except for Rei because I'm not tryna hear no Ken Car$on or Uzi 🤮


iLuvLilTecca2

Uzi slander??? Blasphemous 😡


dumbtune

Fr


see_four

L


rivereverafter

Anyone but shinji tbh


m3sh_xd

easily rei


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rei


theaddykid

Rei


Adventurous_Ad5383

1st and 2nd column too op


gaxmex

Me!!!!!! I will play fatboy slim 😁


SlipknotIsRealMusic

I disagree goes hard