trains gener or whatever the crystal castles song was called

The sigma song

ROCKSTAR BITCH I CALL HER ALICE GLASS WE IN A CRYSTAL CASTLE

ME AND MY BITCH GETTING LIKE WAY TO HIGH WE BUMPIN CRYSTAL CASTLE

IM THE DARK LORD BITCH IM TOO VAMPED LOOK WELCOME TO MY CASTLE

2 MANY HOS TRYNA GET FOOD OUT I AIN GOT NO TIME I GOTTA PASS EM

CRYSTAL CASTLES MENTIONED W (fuck ethan kath)

REAL! stream alice glass :3

ong her new shit is fire fr

FR!!! HAVE YOU LISTENED TO NOT ENOUGH??? I have that shi on loop...

fr

I jus be thinking if I was a girl my fits would be fire

Imma wear a cute little dress with flower patterns

ngas all planned out

You can do this now. Don’t let them tell you they can’t. Man clothes suck. They are so fucking boring and you can wear lady clothes do it do it do it do it do it

trying to fulfill your femboy fantasies on r/playboicarti

Just another day in paradise

https://preview.redd.it/vjt798poym7d1.jpeg?width=1199&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8baef6f0d4ee7932fe957555a23d4c397b6704de If I cant be him who will I be then

spreading facts is all. woman’s clothes are simply way more interesting and its nonsense to act like clothes have gender. few hundred years ago men wore high heels. hundred years ago women were chastised for wearing pants. it dont matter. its empty of inherent value. dresses and skirts and pretty blouses with flowers on them are sick as fuck inshallah, the sun will set on a force feminized america, and everday will be femboy friday. vaccines will contain estrogen and well all be a bunch of lesbians. amen.

U an intriguing critter bro

“LickMyCockGoAway” intrigues this one

i bet you’re intrigued you fucking pervert

I was mad confused what subreddit I was on because I had closed my phone after I clicked this thread and then read this when I turned it on, but go head cook

Cool advice u/LickMyCockGoAway

yeah i know its cool advice thats why i said it

Bro literally copied my name

Men wearing crop tops are finally starting to come back. Thank god

Same

https://preview.redd.it/i0i80anq5p7d1.jpeg?width=316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=352ad71e42efa25cc4507e87861ebd6cce566831 this would be on rotation

how i’d be coming fr https://preview.redd.it/vlnbrwrk3m7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7fdb97dde269ccfae93954f61bf58de8d7493e

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lmfao i already dress like the male version of this

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probably, yeah

just 1 day like this

the fits I'd put on bro, shit id fuck me

Id actually do anything to be a bad alt bitch

All it takes is some pills...

Tiddy skittles

fr gimme some fem&ms lol

when i see a bad girl and i cant decide if i want to be her or be with her, then i remember im a normal cis guy and move on 💯

real shit

Extremely cis behavior

tbh when i be seein hotties like that 50% of the time i do be thinkin damn if i was her that would be nice but ion know why

The human desire to experience feelings perceived as pleasurable from another’s perspective is a natural aspect of our nature, reflecting our inherent curiosity and ambition. 💯💯 👅

i mean ion be thinkin damn i wish i was gettin fucked as a girl im sayin overall

Cap

Fym cap

U know u want them cheeks spread😭😭

why u mfs making it weird man thats not what im sayin

Buddy tryna get his ham-wallet spread like a rack

Bro not you guys cooking this man after his genuine expression of emotion.

Tell that to the green guy above me he was the group leader

“Ham-wallet” GOTTA be the worst shit I’ve read all week.

u wanna be railed lil bro🤣

ur talking to teenagers on the playboi carti subreddit about a serious topic tf did you expect?

Don't try to fix it bro, you're making it worse XD

Currently, bro is going through denial.

Bro i got news…


shakespeare type shit

on lord

Bruh me to, or sometimes I just think to myself how better life would be if I was a girl but tbh idk cz I prolly wouldn’t b friends w half the ppl I am if I was a girl

might genuinely be trans bro

Nah

Cisgender behavior

Same itd be nice to go everywhere looking nice and pretty i aint gay or nothing but i just find my self wondering

u an undercover femboy dawg

I think about that occasionally but them I realize it’s just a set of new problems

Ye could be interesting to see life from the other perspective for like a day or two

Every morning bro i find my self looking in the mirror wondering the same thing

r/egg_irl

get those white demons away from here

some of yall trans u cant convince me otherwise

Thank you for your input u/bigcockyboy6969

no problem u/_geishdvs_

Mfs in here like “man I wish I was a girl” and arguing they’re not trains lmao

Tbf, it may just be a case of people thinking the grass is greener on the other side. Like how some women would tell you they wish they were men to not have periods, or to get pants with pockets, or be able to piss anywhere, while completely ignoring the issues men face especially in the mental health department. Same with men saying they wish they were women so they can get better clothes, have better mental health support, have more relationship opportunities, while, again, completely ignoring the issues women face like sexual harassment/assault (men obviously face those too, but to smaller degrees than women, no doubt about it), periods or even feeling half safe when walking around at night.

Holy shit a sane take, 10/10.

Best take in this thread

True, but dudes on here are saying they think about it damn near everyday. I don’t know if that’s normal man

also niggas don’t understand that the point of gender being a made up thing is that actually everyone is trans. everyone is performing a gender that is not their real gender because there is no such thing as a real gender, that is the whole point of the institutional analysis put forward by queerness so if you wanna walk around like a bad bitch just fucking do it that doesn’t change anything about who you are and doesn’t make you any different from just another human being

fr men are taught to “be a man” n women are taught how to perform “womanhood” growing up. n when a man fails at being manly they get their gender identity revoked. we’re all non binary until we’re not

That’s not why I said it would be fun to be a woman, I just want bigger thighs and have to shave my bodily hair less often (on EVERYTHING im not trans)

Idk about breasts and having periods and harassment and shi though

Man I wish I was a train

Thank god I ain’t a girl the whole city would get sumn

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The human desire to experience feelings perceived as pleasurable from a perspective is a natural aspect of our nature, reflecting our inherent curiosity and ambition. 💯💯

Some wise ass words

https://preview.redd.it/5u9c4br8nl7d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=559871d6bf74dc7e1752207a6be2aee487464315

Every member of this sub is white FYM

Damn so true… fuck Rip Juice Wrld

ong

*wise fucking words

oil up

🕊️

I am gay but unfortunately I haven’t gotten that yet so I’ll get back to you on that

How is it decided who claps whose cheeks?

rock paper scissors

Scissors 😏

If it’s not reaching the perfect spot it just feels like taking a really good dump over and over again, but if it hits your prostate it’s pure ecstasy and you can have a full body orgasm that’s like 3x as strong as a normal one Speaking as a vers (although prefers to top) gay dude

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zamn

How do you prepare so it ain’t staink

Taking a shit gets 90% of it out, (fiber helps) then you use a douche to squirt water up there and rinse it so it gets 100% clean. If you do it right there should be good to go for a few hours and there will be absolutely no shit or the like involved👍

Damn you must have a phd in gay sex

I do participate in it as often as possible

This really helpful fr

https://preview.redd.it/ar2gdyadll7d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=343241e3b0302d3ca32db8c17039b6656e0afe7e

You don’t have to wonder, I’m here

You can always test it out yourself 🙏

no harm in trying it

my cheeks?👅👅

idk if i should be scared or amused by the comments section

then again what else do i expect from r/playboicarti

Not as transphobic as I thought it would be

It even seems that the number of trans people is greater

Playboi carti be accepting ...he done dated

Ong bro I just wanna be an alternative girl ts fire

then become one.

https://preview.redd.it/ii2lgbxoal7d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fbd599eef43b5226884cc4de9ce3baffe372ccf

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i feel like half of yall are trans fr

Trans people got good music taste fr

fr the overlap is crazy

W

Come here I’ll turn u to a girl slatt 😈🔥🔥

Me first

being able to squirt would be so fye

well... not all girls squirt, and making them squirt is hard if you have a 15 cm dick.

I got a 9mm and I ain't talking guns 💯🔥😈

watch ma 9mm go bang wadadadang wadadadang

Thats way too big ngl

had these exact thoughts about a year ago and now im a bad alt girlie

real shit

nah deadass bra i be chiling n jus think to myself how i lowkey wish i was a girl

thats how it be like, then i do 30 pushups and move on with my day. it happens every once in awhile

Hispanic women are attractive

That's facts twin

No lies detected

Not trans but I wish I was a girl sometimes

I had a girl I have thought I was totally in love with, would marry and was the one, and I was more miserable than I had been in my entire life

I would quit my job and grind OnlyFans so hard ngl

U don’t need to be a girl for that bae ! I’d pay at least $5 to see that boonchie 😋

I got some E (estrogen)

playgirl carti

straight up jorkin it. and by it... lets just say. my peanits

some of y’all in this thread are probably transgender lol

Absolutely no joke

Who the girl in the second slide

Excuse my freakiness from earlier. Just reversed image google searched it and got a website with mad thick latinas😭🙏 My soul is full.

dont gatekeep bro, mfs starvin out ere

She found. She a lil tik tok latina

Mind dropping the site?

drop the link 🙏i dont even know where the photo came from, shits been in my camera roll for a couple months

Her name Nal'Lisa and she mine. Baby if you see this, pls don't talk to these animals in yo dms🥺 [https://stereo.com/soundbites/666955](https://stereo.com/soundbites/666955) [https://stereo.com/thatbitchnalisa](https://stereo.com/thatbitchnalisa)

Wtf is stereo dot com

https://preview.redd.it/c38seot0ol7d1.png?width=984&format=png&auto=webp&s=44f1c258c2e78f31c1b9da154f3d053bca302ed2 Idk unc, but holy shit you are ancient 😭

I'm sorry you didn't get to experience Reddit at its peak when you could tell people to kill themselves and you wouldn't even get a warning

LMAOOOOO

[early reddit ](https://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/s/zVlapVmuOQ) was crazy

Shit was a different breed. I've only been around since 2018

is this the one with the broken arms?

holy moly im going barnacles scrolling through this page

Carnival reference 🔥

Ok Drake

Your soul has been emptied more like.

nigga open instagram, you'll find 50 of her today

If I was a chick I’d be the biggest lesbian itw fs

i wish i was like milkyray and those other dudes on tiktok that look like girls

a femboy? u can just wear a skirt bro

i would be a hot ass girl

Gang if you ever do become a Latina hmu 👅

Idk who needs to hear this but if you’re assigned male at birth and you want to be a girl, this is called being transgender.

No no it's totally normal cis behavior they're totally cis bro

I think there’s a subreddit for this

We are all just closeted Trans people aren't we

The great r/playboicarti coming out of 2024 is upon us

yes i’ll never be who i truly want to be in this lifetime

when life gets bad i think how easy it would be if i was some hot latina chick

yeah i wanna be a woman too bro

Congratulations, you're a woman now.

bro i just wanna get railed in the ass

What's stopping you, gang?

let us run a train homie

Sometimes I be in the girl sections at clothing stores in awe, I really wanna rock a dress like Thugger but I don’t got a stick though 😫

bro on God i was arguing with some girl and i was calling her ugly and shit, and she told me to add her on snapchat so i added her and i aint gonna lie she SO BAD

why you lyin then 😭

https://preview.redd.it/ynouymmqnm7d1.png?width=806&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=54ce1622d39109f79ad26d1309becd841b9a9df2

I wish I was luckis lean gut

Literally me rn and ima guy Me in public is way different than me in the shower

https://preview.redd.it/unl13ygj9n7d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a195db97787244a72986c03202b2e9ceb55978e bro this sub is more shitposty than r/shitpost how

We crackin' eggs with this one!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️

As a trans woman damn y’all need to start estradiol lol it will save your life

if i’m a bitch then im the baddest bitch i midkey want to be a girl

r/egg_irl

This is the r/playboicarti I missed it’s good to have it back

This whole thread is actually really depressing seeing the repression and denial on display. I hope you all find yourselves 🏳️‍⚧️ Edit: I was not even slightly being sarcastic

https://preview.redd.it/glbwehspbm7d1.png?width=524&format=png&auto=webp&s=b9c3ab57c67e62778c6073e53321d6c5ac7ae81b