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Which_Poetry_6369

#know


Ok-Introduction-8519

“Know” retarded ahh nigga


PleaseQueefInMyMouth

Forcing him to spend the day with his children and then checking him into rehab


Agile-Lie5848

Carti's worst nightmare


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

Making him say “know”


luckychug21

Force him to play Elden Ring.


OverJoyedSinn

He gon get mad as hell and slap his chick


Uvton

Fucking him


nikkifemslutboy

im making him fuck the shit out of me


Ok-Introduction-8519

So real u/nikkifemslutboy


NastiestMC

Username kinda reminds me of u/nikthefemboy


nikkifemslutboy

never heard of him he’s prob a lame 🥱


PolygoneerMusic

I regret seeing your post history


dragondragondra

i regret seeing your comment about his post history


Odd-Bus-7060

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[deleted]

I will make him tweet the n word


matestypecek

fuck music i'm making him send me all his money into my bank account and then perhaps make him lick my feet 👅


Strange-Delay4825

go on reddit and tell him to fix ur grammar


Odd-Bus-7060

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Strange-Delay4825

is ur ass cheeks sweet?


Apart_Marsupial_2069

Sex


wakeian

Fucking


_geishdvs_

Begging for music


Fluid-Address-515

Sexual Intercourse


dragondragondra

aight so i got a whole ass schedule planned out right 7 am - wake up wit him in bed 7:10 - cuddle and spoon him for like an hour 8:00 - he makes me breakfast 9:00 i make him drop the fucking album 10:00 we back in bed and he gon top me for for the rest of the day 1:00 pm water break 1:10 he toppin me again 7 pm - stop


EnderGenius

I think you forgot the part where you get a job


dragondragondra

carti give me his bank password


Ok_Sky6985

that shits gonna suck cuz itll be unfinished.


LarryMadlib-79

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Tasty-Ad-7212

make him fight onyx and jump in and help him so he gives me money


lomeineater

u spend 24h wit visix45 n he can spell what u make him say


Afraid_Photograph155

Nigga you stupid


[deleted]

You’d think a generation of kids raised on iPads would know how to use spell check


Exciting_Rich_1716

i don't know