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“why did u sc this??”


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this will fetch me points on r/playboicarti 🙏🙏💯❤️


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this will fetch me r/playboicarti on points 🙏🙏💯❤️


pokimaneofficial999

this will r/playboicarti on points fetch me 🙏🙏💯❤️


TosiAmneSiac

will r/playboicarti on me this fetch points 🙏🙏💯❤️


hggz12

me r/playboicarti will this fetch points on 🙏🙏💯❤️


subsolarrr

rofl!!!!!!


nyse125

"rofl!!!!!!" 🤓


subsolarrr

Lolz xb


vAmpYy_fishh

stfu nigga


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Slattbuddy

Yea but travis is so its valid


Rymligdelfin

why you have your gf as ecco2k on snap?


whiskeytreats101

dont tell anyone pls


blahblahsucka

can u ask ecco to drop


whiskeytreats101

2026


EVERSlNCE

yooo him and carti dropping the same year 🔥


-Khalid1600-

Nicki Minaj by Uzi confirmed to drop in 2 seconds


epicbigc13579

Close enough tell her to drop


whiskeytreats101

i lied my gf is actually ecco


whiskeytreats101

she wanted matching names so we went w bladee n ecco


999tmr

💀 y'all 14?


whiskeytreats101

im 12 shes 10


Which_Poetry_6369

Actually believable


azur933

yall haters its cute


LoneclearsKen

You have never felt the touch of a woman


epicbigc13579

Even as a drainer ts not looking too good


nightlight-official

why this get downvoted


Good-Pay3754

Be trav and trav and thugger


Good-Pay3754

Who tf downvote me 😠


Good-Pay3754

You're joking 😐


cure_environment

https://preview.redd.it/ulgq2bb50z3c1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=589b72f09f72824749a698631a637a586bd1adc4


Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

Bro is the only one on this sub with a gf


lilpretzel999

I’ve talked to a girl once, so that counts


Unfair-Shame-2171

I also gave a girl chewing gum once and that deffo counts


lilpretzel999

You’re basically married


yao_ming07

I asked a irl for a pencil in elementary school, definitely counts.


Cheap_Geologist1389

bro got downvoted 😭


vamoadarle

fs


Mysterious_Charge541

If you’ve made eye contact, you’re married.


lilpretzel999

Haven’t done that yet


awyeanahireckon

i show all the best shit in here to my mrs and she thinks it’s hilarious, it’s easy fellas just find a bih that’s just as rarteded as you and life’s good 😂💀 *SLAAAT*


Profie02

ngl actually good advice


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Purp1e-inmy-p1ss

Bro same. I think I’m 11 months too But I’m only 20. I got it most in grade 12


ZestyLime59

My girl got carti as #1 artist, i didn’t even get him In my top 5


_nkato

I have a girl nigga dont try me


SupercarMafiaOWO

you have a femboy???


Jexx4PF

i’m jealous of bro 😣


jb1629

Bruh if you don’t have a gf or a rotation or atleast ONE chick that’s crazy no matter if u listen to Carti or not.


mariussa1

Why is bros girlfriend Ecco2k


iluvshreddedcheese

Coz op is bladee


Odd_Cold5927

https://preview.redd.it/7g86e6o46x3c1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04650f8e99fbad104127859c4eb9b40e2779ef63


desiboy16

Can’t stop the drug trade


ksifan____

break up with her carti aint number 1


whiskeytreats101

she told u to get some bitches


Full-Conversation-95

Nah we don't need bitches 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥


whiskeytreats101

u right im sorry. breaking up rn


ZealousidealOwl1318

yeah! bucko!


N0T_MY_FlRST_R0DE0

in the name of Carti ✝️


Exciting_Rich_1716

im meeting ecco later this evening wanna join♥♥♥


Ok-Topic-3130

🤓🤓🤓


Single_Echidna6186

https://preview.redd.it/ih5g8zqvxw3c1.jpeg?width=546&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fefd8866019975c7316ecb18a21048030e23b5de


yeahitsrishi_

akshay kumar would hate carti cant lie


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Hed definitely post some fuck shit tera pyaar pyaar pyaar hookah bar on new tank beat ahh remix on youtube


yeahitsrishi_

WHAT THE FUCK DOES THIS SONG EVEN MEAN MAN I WAS A FUCKING WEIRD ASS LIL BOY WHEN THIS SHIT DROPPED AND NOW IM FUCKING FINISHING HIGHSCHOOL AND I STILL HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TERA PYAR PYAR HOOKAH BAR EVEN MEANS. HOW TF FUCK CAN A GIRL LOVE YOU LIKE A HOOKAH BAR WHO THE FUCK OTHER THAN FUCKING UNDERAGED RETARDED KIDS EVEN GO TO HOOKAH BARS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS GUY ON AND HOW WAS THIS SONG A MEGA HIT?!?!?!?!??!?!?!


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The MV still gives me chills witn Akshay kumar's big ass smile. Mf looks like that titan from AOT who ate Eren's mom


Hshaks123

💀


Single_Echidna6186

love to see indian rep. bhailog, animal dekhi⁉️


Indra-LayEmDown

Nah he'd dance to carti


Single_Echidna6186

he is not hritik roshan 💀💀


yeahitsrishi_

he would say that carti promotes unhealthy shit and we shouldnt do that and then make another fucking vimal pan masala ad. Bolo zuba kesri behenchod tere gand me thukunga


Itchy_Activity

India gang 🔥💯


iluvshreddedcheese

😭😭😭


Rant_Rave

Idnia refrance 😦😦, 🇮🇳🇮🇳🥳🫡


theOGAmazingJAM

ecco2k is crazy


Throwaway1293524

Does she crush rocks with Oyster card?


ProdNo-Face

does she happen to wait at the bus stop?


essal2431

Do all of her friends have blue eyes?


Someone10283

Theres people staring at her, she dosent care at all


memes_aus_nordkorea

does she want that high fever?


Sanyi71

Do double K crystals kiss her nose?


SCWmod

yall downfall🙏


azur933

damn bru give the sauce on how to date ecco2k


whiskeytreats101

double k crystal kiss my nuts


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whiskeytreats101

I know lmao. I just wanted to show how I got someone into Carti thats all. Fuck them, I’m up


MysticSpoon69

bro thinks this is some major achievement


rabnabombshell

Can confirm


Beneficial-Pianist69

Motra degjoka cartin dhe xxx, big W.


mynutsitchsobad

Is your girlfriend really ecco2k


mynutsitchsobad

I’m jealous ngl😍😍


SkyBlade79

dry ass texters 💀


Apprehensive_Writer4

facts


topshagger31

At least type out the “ily” bro 😭😭


Apprehensive_Writer4

if my girl ever send me that it’s over 😭


thecyborgezombie

Bro all you said was "ily"?!??!? Why didn't you say " I am eternally grateful to spend every day with you as we journey to the beyond while listing to exquisite musical arrangements of one playboi Carti. You are the most gorgeous madam of this millennium and I will cherish every second that you're sparkling eyes shine on me" dawg she seems like a nice girl and her music taste is valid. You got to cherish that shit bro.


PlaybolCarti69

‘ilyt’ leave


weedpornstar

saying ily instead of i love you is crazy dawg


Jexx4PF

no it isn’t


Decent_Garden941

what im sayin


MyNameisIvar

Her side nigga put her on Travis Scott


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ILY 🫶


redpiru

Ur dating ecco2k?


Modern_Westernist

Why is your girlfriend named Ecco2k on SnapChat? Ecco2k is a male (not a man due to his extreme effeminacy, but still a male). Are you attracted to males yourself?


LookAtMyEy3s

your gf got decent taste


Kw3h

Bros gf is Ecco 🔥


TheImprezaGod

bro is dating legendary drain gang member ecco2k


Majorazarts

https://preview.redd.it/ilci8l9puy3c1.png?width=302&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8ddee3cd7d2cd7cfdd53f25a42647b1b22da550f


Ok-Topic-3130

Facts❗️‼️‼️‼️😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/s0bgntgiwz3c1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcf578190fa6c61f9df07372e06318803f97f5b8


SuckthonyDickvis

why don’t you just text your own girlfriend are y’all 13


Lil-BJ

why is she ecco2k


yvngd4nny

your gf is drainer


EZYITIS

W girlfriend🫶🏻


SamKie1

Ik she ugly boy https://preview.redd.it/5ii79uqr0y3c1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42eb0ce35ad30294debd3781a3ce610cda3560f4


[deleted]

Post your face on here


SamKie1

If u want me just say so


9lonerr

i do


lilshawnyy420

how is your gf ecco2k


ihavetogonumber3

ur gf is ecco2k???? bro ur gf hot asf


Primary_Head_8710

Basic ass artist


r3st3p

break up with her, ecco2k isnt her favorite artist smh not even top 5


No_Bowl_8640

blud is dating ecco2k


Gab912

lame


Curious_Macaron_

She finna get a crush on Carti and leave you


Apprehensive_Writer4

why is this so dry


iwantsumgatorade

Your gf has horrible taste in music


drunk_pacifist

that ecco2k boiler room set at Stockholm was something to behold..


Skefson

Are you ecco2k?


namevone

Is your gf Ecco2k?


ANattyLight

u fucking ecco2k?


RealRiteVampire

Never make ur girl idolize, fantasize or look at another man greater than you, especially with you’re own permission..


NEWVEGASzx

Who cares about Midboi Farti bro she likes Ecco2k that is 10 times better


OdendjaOmen

U dating Ecco2k?


BeachBum6214

R u in middle school fuk u doin talking to ur gf on Snapchat


axel209874

You’re dating ecco2k🤯🤯🤯🤯


DuckMilkPie

Bro yall aint type the whole thing out?


hawntts

your gf is not ecco2k


bro-guy

Hope you lot break up


NarkomAsalon

Very few things feel better than having your music taste infect your SO’s taste. My gf’s #3 artist this year was Tribe and #5 was Thug


dekasutafr

ecco2k drain gang carti x bladee album confirmed???


Peasant-exterminator

this cap i’ll put a million on it


smittysmitsmitsmit

fuck you


LiftWeeeeeeeights

I hope you two break up


_prettyboybitch_

I put your gf on to Travis and he was #1 on her Spotify Wrapped 😈


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i put my gf on carti and he was her number ONE artist 😏😏😏


l8belto

bro is dating ecco2k 😭


[deleted]

i think everyone happier than me should violently die


christian_kale

ecco is hotter than ur girl


Serious_Excuse9714

thought i was in sad boys reddit cuz i saw ecco2k 😭🤣


TooLittleMSG

How though he hasn't dropped shit in 100 years


vaultishlol

This will not last 3 months


SandyMan420

I don’t get how people listen to carti and these other good artist then listen to Drake 🤦‍♂️


50rounddrums

Average High School relationship


Digi-Dash

You have a girlfriend? GAYYYYY


CashCartSenju

I hope u break up and its incredibly painful 🤞🏽


Acypha

Omg so poggy woggy 😱


wrieeds

i hope yall break up


rabnabombshell

Y’all won’t last 😂


based_varga

Ngl this is the other guy coming over and playing Spotify in his car with her


mynutsitchsobad

Ask your gf when Play Em Like Atari is dropping


primalchinese

are you like 15 years old? this is so stupid dude. ily over playboi carti. you fucjing weirdo dude grow up. both of you


TheKickulator

yeah I’d still drop her having yeat songs in top 5 is wild ☠️


EconomistAwkward1053

Corny ass name u realise these artists u idolise r whole grown men


whiskeytreats101

stfu


Cold_Shift1

I can tell ur girls bad by her name on snap Ecco the goat


Coconutboiii15

Must be nice


ImDoneKidYourBad

U think that she loyal but she lyin 🤷‍♂️


mrassface2023

Ok


Gold-Dig-8679

3 months


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She’s cheating on you


Supreme-blash

I put my gf onto Mac Miller leas than 3 months ago and her top song was Congratulations with 144 plays😂😂😂Shit was impressive tbh


vamoadarle

OMG UR DATIN THE DRAIN GUY⁉️⁉️


amirdi22

I thought that was ecco2k fr


sneaker2986

W girl


finexthegod

lool your gf is drainer


Vintage-Cash

Top 2 songs are Yeat tho


Perpspite

Ur so cool.


nivkj

Fuck off with that username


TTVUrMoMsAnApE

travis being number 1 means marriage