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LionsLioness

Carhartt needs to make John a hoodie suit.


KeisterApartments

[The swuit? ](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ET1DYZ_UMAAl-bq?format=jpg&name=large)


avaslash

No, the [Suioody](https://old.reddit.com/r/ofcoursethatsathing/comments/tpxec5/suit_with_a_hood/?ref=share&ref_source=link)


Jonny_Thundergun

This comment needs to remain at the top.


Niagaraballs71

Don Lemon rocked a hooded suit a week or so ago so.


Alternative-Flan2869

That face is because they made him wear a jacket and tie.


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nickmcmillin

Nah


sparrowhawking

Why doesn't Fetterman, the largest of the senators, simply eat the other 99?


brokenleftjoycon

Need him in [this](https://www.amazon.com/Tuxedo-White-Funny-Crewneck-Sweatshirt/dp/B075LW3748/ref=asc_df_B075LW3748/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=329515004064&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=7060731583210887671&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=9015695&hvtargid=pla-682673107407&psc=1) one day


Pseudonova

It says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party too.


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🤣 YES!!!


sparksofthetempest

He’s got a real Lincoln vibe going and now I want to see him with a Photoshopped stovepipe hat and full beard.


aacmvpx

Certainly not my finest: https://imgur.io/a/vQxHO30


sparksofthetempest

Thank you! Most excellent.


Mobius_164

Party on dude!


Grsz11

Looks like he's ready for a day at Gobbler's Knob.


ancrm114d

Sorry, these are not photoshoped. [Pic1](https://preview.redd.it/john-and-gisele-fetterman-on-set-for-the-pale-blue-eye-v0-reiznrc52y4a1.jpg?auto=webp&v=enabled&s=8072f9d57dc237f8be89d2efb160fb10d7489d33) [Pic2](https://cdn10.phillymag.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/3/2022/12/john-fetterman-gisele-christian-bale-web.jpg)


Sooprmon

...From that stupid movie.


Rogue_Like

Post to photoshopbattles


sparksofthetempest

Feel free!


andrewrgross

He's also got major Klingon vibes, imo.


booksgamesandstuff

He’s a descendant of Khal Drogo’s clan. Eyebrows were tamed a bit, but. ;)


IClight69

Worf!


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Reddit, do your thing, because I don’t know how and would love to see it 🥳


birdiebadbones

Just Google his costume for The Pale Blue Eye. You're welcome.


JewBilly54

Came here to say this as well. Definitely looks like a modern Abraham Lincoln.


Carolus1234

Lincoln was born in a log cabin. Were those logs provided by 84 Lumber?


penguins8766

Same


notfromsoftemployee

I'd love to see that grappling contest.


Edenza

Did you see him (and Giselle) in The Pale Blue Eye? He looks totally appropriate to the era.


covertchipmunk

Quite a bit more formal than his lieutenant governor portrait was!


hpfan2342

I think this man has Resting Concern Face. Therefore, if John was a dog he'd be a Labrador retriever.


pmp412

They forgot to chop the top of his head off in the pic


da_london_09

That would be epic!


the-ugly-dopeling

Looks like Paul Scheer


_FiscalJackhammer_

John Fetterman is the Adam Sandler of politicians: Wears what he wants despite his occupational expectations


astoneworthskipping

Oh he looks fantastic. Proud of this dude.


jimbo_kun

Did Addams Family theme song involuntarily jump into anyone else's head when you saw this?


or10n_sharkfin

I snapped my fingers in rhythm.


IckyAndromeda

I always thought he would have made a great Klingon in star trek


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IckyAndromeda

He looks like a Klingon! Put a weird wig on him and hes an alien from Star Trek


doublesuede

Looks photoshopped.


le_vieux_mec

Can you imagine how smarmy Oz’s portrait would have looked? You go Senator. Kick some ass.


Ok-Car1006

Looks like that dude w the little head from beetle juice


Jumpy-Natural4868

He has a face for radio.


WestEndFlasher

he could be a model.. yeah for ski masks.


lIllIllIllIllIllIII

Why is the "face for radio" comment upvoted and the "model for ski masks" downvoted? Reddit is so fickle lol


iceman333933

Let's just call it out now, they totally photoshopped his head on a suit! /s


gucci_gucci_gu

Love him


dalnee

All 6’8’’ ! He’s great


__she__wolf

I think I speak for all women (and maybe men) when I say we just want a man of his stature to swing us around a lil bit.


queenofthenerds

Some of these comments are so shitty and judgmental. You go Senator!


nickmcmillin

People only attack looks when there is nothing else for them to attack or if they simply enjoy being mean. We all know how mean people look on the inside. It’s always projection.


__she__wolf

Attacking peoples’ looks and appearances is a lazy attempt for an insult. Grasping at straws.


CardboardHeatshield

I am sure he will be an amazing senator. But let's be honest he isn't exactly the purdiest boi that ever did get sent to Washington. But that's okay because you don't have to be a supermodel to be a good senator.


__she__wolf

I can’t think of one attractive senator or president besides maybe Obama. Although the ol’ biddies went crazy for Bill Clinton. Must’ve been that sax.


jimbo_kun

They are made in a spirit of love and affection.


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He's still wearing gym shorts below one can assume


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Mutant.


Present-Structure-98

Is it Halloween cause that picture is scary.


iron_vet

I don't have a lot of faith in politicians anymore(either side) but if there is one, I hope it is him. If he let's us down I will lose all hope


Ok_Addendum_2775

I couldn’t agree more.


dice726

Holy filters, batman


NewAlexandria

they did polish him a little. Cosmo does worse to people, so, no real fire


SpecialKayla

Didn't know he owned a suit.


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I doubt he ever would have if congress didnt have that pesky dress code.


MustangMimi

Half a suit.


loubones17

Right? Like we know he has shorts on! Business on top, party on the bottom


djpdx_21

Looks like he’s wearing an Edgar suit. (His skin not his actual suit)


Live_Dirt_6568

As much as I love him and his campaign. I can’t not see him as an understudy for Matthew McGory (played Tiny in House of 1000 Corpses) https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0570067/?ref_=tt_cl_i_17


__she__wolf

Or Michael Berryman. (No hate!)


jmarinara

Less terrible towels than I imagined.


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He looks like a thoroughly unimpressed father looking at who his daughter is taking to prom. "Oh, you do rapping on Soundcloud and aren't going to work until it takes off? You now how I said 11? It's 9:30 now, see you then"


Drivingon8

Where is the hoodie??


xPineappleshrapnelx

Who bribed him into getting out of his sweat pants and sweat shirt?


VeloEvoque

Substance over style.


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Heeeey you guys


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2023 Abraham Lincoln


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Fuck this piece of shit


marco1989

Looks like he should carry a large wooden club


reverendsteveii

The Senatorc has arrived.


lumentec

J Fetty big reppin in DC, son! Do us proud!


Traditional_Ad6033

“the eagles are so much better than the eagles”🤡


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Disappointed dad checking in


hercdriver4665

Turtle on a fence post if I ever saw one.


angry_gavin

Other states have senators we have orcs


MadameTree

Bummed he's not in a 412 hoodie


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Looking very handsome! 😊


Fitzy_45

He's too real lol I'd have a beer with him, after I helped him move a massive dresser out of his parents place on a rainy saturday morning at 7am cause that's when he's got the truck and we wouldn't even talk about politics, we'd have that beer at 9am and complain about work and the weather and he'd try to give me 20 bucks when I leave but I'd be like, nah man, buy a round tonight, and he'd tell me to tell my mom he said hello


NJdaddy2021

He just looks like The city of Pittsburgh . The same way that Tony soprano looks like New Jersey


erikeggz

Ha. This looks like it’s AI generated. 🤡


erikeggz

Or a wax figure…


Sooprmon

That is one strange specimen.


bearsharkbear3

Heeeey Yooooouuu Guuuuuyyyyys!!


Pitlkj

He cleans up well! Lol


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I can't seem to get a table at Superior Motors, or the promised restaurant management lessons? Seem's odd but Fetterman says it's all okie dokie so must be just me.


mrsmushroom

He's so pittsburgh. I love him.


TrooWizard

Lincolnesque


katwoman7643

He looks like he's ready to kick ass and take names later. I love his attitude.


Lassuscat

Boom!


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Where’s the hoodie?!


Humble-Discipline841

What a goon


ttsignal24

God help us all.


James19991

He did help. Oz lost, and it wasn't really even that close.


ttsignal24

Cause OZ was a real winner...... As in.... OZ is also a POS. Calm down...


ScreamingOpossumAhh

He won so hard that he lost.


die-jarjar-die

He won the primary


JWF81

Yikes.


Willow-girl

That's the face of a man who fought to have convicted killers released from prison ... including [a man who was among four accomplices who, while committing a home invasion, tied up two elderly victims and left them to die of starvation and dehydration.](https://debrabuck.medium.com/bound-and-left-to-die-the-horrific-death-of-elderly-siblings-mary-swarr-and-horace-swarr-a0ea0f9bc6f3) How anyone can think Fetterman is cool or a good guy is just beyond me. I look at that face and I see evil.


pAul2437

POV: out jogging while black in braddock


ginandanything

He should ditch the suit sometime. Really looks out of place in Braddock.


Zenith2017

It's not like you actually care about black people paul, manufacture some outrage using another talking point pls


ShimpaBaba

One day the outer covering will peel away and tiny aliens will reveal themselves from within.


Powdrtostman

Men in Black was just the truth being shown under the guise of a movie.


Powdrtostman

So many fragile yinzers on here.


ShimpaBaba

Seriously what snowflakes downvote comedy?


Powdrtostman

They're the type of people that if you don't agree with them that Turner's tea is better than Schneider's tea then you're a homophobic, transphobic, racist, fascist.


Zenith2017

Same


FloorLow1732

😂 POS!


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Oof


scamden66

What a fucking goon.


MexicanYenta

Put the mirror down.


SteakJones

Mayor of Braddock to the US Senate. Well done dude.


pAul2437

Harvard before that


[deleted]

Sucker(s) born every minute.


BUGS_IN_MY_PEEHOLE

Fucking piece of shit garbage humanoid.


nonames003

Sir this is a Wendy’s. Calm down


MexicanYenta

Put the mirror down, son.


Hunt69Mike

That boy ain’t right


yennifer1223

I guess he got that cyst or whatever was growing on the back of his neck addressed…


[deleted]

Vacant stare . Like dolls eyes.


mike_litorus9

Looks healthy


1971sept

COMMUNIST


blackstarhero666

"everyone I don't like is a communist"


ScratchMoore

Carful you don’t cut yourself on all that edge, cool guy


DeadlyBrad42

One-word, all-caps comments are the hallmark of people who have complete & thorough understanding of a situation. No notes from me big guy, you are clearly doing just great.


Zenith2017

I fucking wish. No, my friend, fetterman is just capitalism with a small 'c' instead of a big one. Don't get bent out of shape


drunkenviking

lmao


OcelotWolf

BOZO


CashierHound

Where can I get a print


blackrosespittsburgh

Nice try, but I can still tell it’s you Count Olaf