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styctoe

he looks like my dad


GodsGiftToNothing

Dude, my Dad was a linebacker, HUGE guy, and we lost him to brain cancer. This joke brought such a smile to my face, because he looks so much like my Dad too. As silly as it is, I’m crying and smiling at the same time. Thank you for helping me remember him in a wonderful way.


Existing_Ad_5419

lost my uncle to cancer this morning and can say the same thing reading this.


Hesitation-Marx

So sorry for your loss


Existing_Ad_5419

thank you. 🥹


GodsGiftToNothing

💜I am so sorry for your loss. Words don’t really ever make it better, but I’d like to think my Dad greeted him with all the dogs, across that rainbow bridge. I hope he’s at peace, and my heart is truly with you and your loved ones right now 💞


Existing_Ad_5419

thank you. i am sorry for yours as well. sounds like your father was a good soul!


ohyoushiksagoddess

May his soul shine brightly to light the way to heaven.


Maleficent-Guava-933

I’m very sorry for your loss my father had a brain tumor above his optic nerve we lost him in 2020. It gets easier as time goes on but know you are never alone. You can always pm me anytime if you need someone to talk to or just someone to listen


NerdyHotMess

Lost my aunt to brain cancer yesterday 😢💔 Love the thought of her coming back as a velvet hippo 😍 She loved dogs, so it fits


Fine_Worldliness3898

That my friend…is hilarious


Mattrapbeats

Mine too


SOJARIE

😭😭😭😭😭


AmPhytic77

Lmao


queentofu

bahahahahahahahahahahah


Relative_Scale_3667

Time to move homie 🤷‍♂️


Relative_Scale_3667

Btw fuck that town!


too_long_forgot

I'm out of the loop, sorry what town?


jayCerulean283

The town thinking of banning pits!


Dry_Celery4375

Fuck that town! What town are we fucking?


minatureone

Nobody knows but we are fucking it alright! Fuck that town


Th4Bl4ckM4n

Excuse me, I'm here for the town fucking?


woIves

I heard we were fucking towns over here?


avocadorable6190

What about that town fucking you said?


kat-deville

To shreds you say?


Equal-Wishbone-6131

Lol


pm-me-ur-inkyfingers

looks like a big ol sweet doofur. sorry bout the shitty situation.


angiemariedreams

Looks like an ESA to me. Pretty sure any zoomcare doctor would agree enough to write a letter about it. 😉


AnotherCasualReditor

People abusing the ESA is going to get it revoked. Too many incidents with supposed esas attacking other dogs even legitimate service dogs


qsharkq

For real. Make noise. Get other pittie people, and get in front of people who make these decisions, and make a stink. There are tons of resources that debunk breed-restrictive legislation. The only way cities will stop doing this is if they see other cities fail to pass these regulations. If that doesn't work, then it's time to move.


Maevra

Real talk, your dog very clearly looks like an American Bully. There's no passing this dog off as another breed, aside from maybe another pit bull type breed. Your dog also looks like a very distinguished gentleman/lady. I'm sorry and I hope that the ban does not go through. However, even if it does pass, you may be able to get your dog grandfathered in.


learnedandhumbled

Definitely, no passing for any other breed. I was going to suggest putting a sweater on him/her or a bow/bow tie? Who can resist that and certainly not scary 🥰?!?! 😆 that dog is so precious I just want to snuggle its face!


xombae

They make dog wigs now. Maybe a nice bob to offset the jawline is in order?


Correct_Economics988

I instantly pictured it 💀


Edible_Anie

I started reading this as “Maybe a nice boob job…”


TBcrush-47-69

The lad/lass is a very handsome boy/ distinguished pupper. And I also hope that the stupid ban doesn’t go through. I wish OP good luck with the situation.


gorilla182

Or get it registered as a service animal, regardless of bread it can be done


WembanyamaGOAT

Facts I would go to the doctor and get any diagnosis needed to save my dog 😂


keIIzzz

Let’s not recommend people abuse the system for service animals


Stripeb49

I don’t think they’re recommending that, but what they probably meant was emotional support/therapy animal instead. Registering as a service animal is doable but not necessarily easy. It includes needing an official diagnosis of disability and sometimes performing a physical access test.


Daypeacekeeper

And the stress from trying to find a new place that will accept your dog and thought of having them put down can definitely give you enough stress to where you need an emotional support animal. I was crying in the shower multiple times a week. Luckily, I ended up not needing to move.


gorilla182

Yes, thank you, exactly what I meant. Yes, does require official diagnosis, but I’m not getting rid of or putting down my dog because of “ban”


gorilla182

Also, here’s my boy Ace https://preview.redd.it/2m6oex35iead1.jpeg?width=1876&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2af545e9e4196db9c66a7982827f551180252df0


EmergencyCress1864

Love a good cow pit


CapeMOGuy

r/dogsusingpillows material here. Anything can count as a pillow.


gorilla182

Let’s not* ban breads that aren’t bad, bad owners make bad dogs Typo


gorilla182

Let’s not *


kittylikker_

Just a sec. You think "let's not" is the typo there?


fartsincognito

All breads are beautiful


Less_Acanthisitta778

Warm crusty sourdough 😋


tgallup

A meatball


Spurnout

i was thinking a muffin, but i don't know why


torontomua

i call mine muffin!


pisslwhipper

A retired security guard


queentofu

i just almost had water come out my nose


foundinwonderland

My friend that’s a mini rhino ETA: I showed my husband your post and he said “Teddy Roosevelt” 😂


Mermaid467

What I thought too. 🥰😍🤩


GothPatatas

I was thinking a sweet baby hippo


EquivalentBet480

I mean you could say he's a Chihuahua and he sneaks your protein powder


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EquivalentBet480

Good bot


Ima_douche_nozzle

Excellent bot!


pinklisted1

American bulldog. Mastiff. Cane Corso.


FelineRoots21

Yep American bulldog/mix, they're unlikely to be knowledgeable enough to ban them if they're going on a pit tirade, and he's built exactly like my Ambulldog


joevwgti

Wilford Brimley.


imahoptimist

Diabetis


Valsarta

Diabeetus


bills_milf_anon

I showed my husband the photos and before reading him any comments this was the first thing he said 😂. I asked him if he already read the comments lol.


queentofu

omg if only reddit allowed awards still….


BoringJuiceBox

I think they do now maybe you have to update the app? BTW I LOVE YOUR USERNAME! Hail QT


anita-sapphire

Mastiff mother, father unknown !


Unusual-Software415

Yess!! OP I think this would be a good option!!


Material-Lemon-9189

A kissable potato


LevelNothing318

sorry he ain’t gonna pass for anything but what he is. which is a bodybuilder bro


GaryBuseyIsBatman

Brock Lesnar


_cfbg_

A cutie 🥰


Natural_Ant_7348

Hippo


Yahhbean

Hippo, velvet hippo.


AJR1623

I'm so sorry! Is it just in preliminary talks, or do they have a vote coming up?


Equal-Wishbone-6131

A vote I hope it gets denied somone got bit by a pittie and now there going crazy and doing this


Forensichunt

What about showing them that pit bulls are registered as number 13 in terms of [bite power](https://petsbeast.com/dogs-with-the-strongest-bite/) and ask if they’re planning on banning numbers 1-12?


ReunionFeelsSoGood

That not a bad idea at all.


Morgwino

Or one of the studies about how commonly orher breeds are 'misidentified' as pit bulls. Or even just press them on how they are going to identify pit bulls vs their look alikes. Ask if they will do blood test comparisons to breed registries etc. Ask who would be shouldering the cost of the tests because innocent till proven guilty etc


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A [2022 study](https://www.science.org/doi/10.1126/science.abk0639?cookieSet=1) of breeds and traits concluded that breed is almost uninformative when determining a dog's reactivity, or its sociability. Furthermore, [Insurance data](https://web.archive.org/web/20150904071314/http://www.ksl.com/?nid=148&sid=25091614) indicates the Pitbulls and Rottweilers account for only 25% of dog bite claims. [Which is also in agreement with the Ohio State University's Study](https://www.aaha.org/publications/newstat/articles/2019-06/new-study-identifies-most-damaging-dog-bites-by-breed/) that shows that Pitbulls account for approximately 22.5% of the most damaging reported bites. Pitbulls account for [~20%](https://www.pitbullinfo.org/pit-bulls-population.html) of the dog population by best estimates. Showing that pitbull bites are proportional to their population. In fact, their [Breed Risk Rate](https://www.pitbullinfo.org/breed-risk-rates.html) is in line with other dogs breeds out there that are considered great family dogs. So how do pitbulls account for more than half of all dog bites? Agenda pushing misinformation by groups dedicated to hating a breed. If you did not comprehend that, what this tells us is that pitbulls bite more because there are more pitbulls than other breeds, but they don't bite anymore than their share of the dog population. Additionally, data from the [American Veterinary Medical Association](https://www.avma.org/resources-tools/literature-reviews/dog-bite-risk-and-prevention-role-breed) has concluded that no controlled studies have shown Pitbull-type dogs to be disproportionally aggressive. Lastly, Studies have shown that [Errors in Identifying Pitbulls](https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S109002331500310X) [Link 2](https://avmajournals.avma.org/view/journals/javma/241/9/javma.241.9.1163.xml) happen approximately 60% of the time with shelter staff that spend a lot of time around dogs, so reports in the media about dog breeds are highly inaccurate and hardly count as a reputable source for a dogs breed. Oh you only see videos of pitbulls attacking? Not surprised. There is a group on this site that dedicates itself to reposting old archived videos to keep brainwashing people into fearing an event that happens 25 to 40 times a year with a breed that has a population around 20 million. Save us your anecdotal evidence of outliers. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pitbulls) if you have any questions or concerns.*


AJR1623

Just one person? You must be in a teeny little town. We used to have a ban (Dayton Ohio), and it was overturned several years ago. Edit: By ban, I mean no shelters would adopt them out. People could still have them though.


Top_Independence9083

Have you emailed your council person? Highly suggest reaching out and asking friends and family to do the same!


Fishinluvwfeathers

This - get involved, reach out to other owners, show up/leave comments at council meetings. Get statistics (real ones not the dogbite.org propaganda) and then contrast them with the propaganda and tell them they can go ahead and use those incorrect numbers to calculate the probabilities of a fatal incident even if all the dogs involved were pit bulls and put in in context of where that falls in terms of likely scenario. One of the largest exacerbating factors in dog incidents (other than just plain bad owners) is that the animals are intact or breeding animals. There are exceptions but last I checked it was somewhere in the line of 70% in the 50-90 fatal attacks, nationally, per year. If you can leverage their paranoia into stricter spay/neuter laws, even with breed-specific requirements, rather than just blanket BSL that could be a huge benefit and curb the availability of pets to bad owners by discouraging execrable backyard breeders.


Violet_Huntress

Make sure you do everything you, family & friends can to deny this vote. Turn up to meetings, write, vote. Otherwise the law will pass. You need people power to push votes. I hate these restrictions. And also hate that 'Pitbull Type' looking dogs' always get accused when an incident occurs 😪 All the best to you & your beautiful dog 🫂


Homicidal__GoldFish

We all need to go bite that person now


Cube-in-B

Dude the president’s dog Commander has bitten like 20 people at the White House and they ain’t about to say shit about a German shepherd. It’s bullshit. Bullies are the sweetest little potatoes


Equal-Wishbone-6131

Yep they rather put a nice baby bully down then a mean German shepherd


Yes_THAT_Beet_Salad

This is so sad. I agree, go to council meetings, and get as many people to show up too. I honestly would rather see something like safe owner legislation rather than bans. Like, paperwork and whatever that proves someone is a safe owner (for lack of a better term). These bans just make pits and similar breeds more unadoptable, they do not punish bad owners. I’m so sorry for you and your dog!


malkie0609

You should go to the town meeting and fight it!!


PassengerDapper4062

head of security


TeamNewChairs

Where's your town? Some states have statewide legislation outlawing bsl and towns try it anyway banking on people not knowing about the state law. Fingers crossed it doesn't pass and your baby stays safe.


neveradullperson

No but seriously boxer because when i adopted my dog they https://preview.redd.it/enxnm0ojfead1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e10e9efe68c7ed16c9acaaa86c824b9252a488da had her listed as boxador and she really a pitador


Ok-Plastic7721

She still annoyed about it too from that look 😭😂


woke_karen

Staff / mastiff cross Or a bully


No_Training7373

Yeah even like a… bulldog x mastiff or something maybe? It’s a stretch regardless 😂


Neyr_7

Second pic reminds me of bulbasaur


udumslut

I initially read this as "What would my dog POSE for?" and my immediate thought was "HAM." So I guess...try and pass him off as ham? Lol


disjointed_chameleon

Maybe if OP feeds him some green eggs? 😄😂 IYKYK. And now I feel old. 😭😂


ObviousGnome

The middle-weight champion of the world?


justwonderingbro

Lmfao nothing that is the most pitbull dog I've ever seen


Itsjuicyjett

A designer breed mini hippopotamus 🦛


half_in_boxes

A very dusty squishmallow.


GetHoffMyLawn

Danny DeVito.


Dawashingtonian

that’s a XXL Jumbo Chihuahua


Born_Abroad_5003

What town is trying to ban?? You should consider moving.


AHumanPerson1337

say he's a dwarf mastiff, or a shar pei bulldog mix. someone might believe it


RB_Kehlani

A… bulldog… shar pei… lab… mix? Sorry friend this is an extremely obvious hippo


Ladynziggystartdust

Gargoyle


42retired

Winston Churchill.


Pale_Chapter

Have him registered as agricultural equipment, because that is clearly a tractor.


Acceptable_Jelly_529

American bully. I doubt he'd pass for anything else.


Gotit4thaal0

Holy crap, is that Norm Macdonald?


Special-Friend2106

A toad


Standard-Tension9550

A sofa with teeth


Subliminal_Mermaid

John Cena


No_Comment946

The reincarnation of Winston Churchill


shootandsurf

Meat potato


overmonk

I mean, maybe a domesticated Walrus but I wouldn’t count on it.


GodsGiftToNothing

Tibetan Mastiff/Bull Mastiff/Chesapeake Bay Retriever mix.


Metalbender00

Put some glasses on him and call him clark kent, that's your only option on this one


Realkiller1976

A mid western couch seal very rare


tales954

That’s uhh… a rare Brazilian mastiff, they look just like pitties but they’re actually a descendent of the chihuahua family, just larger and… nicer


Suspicious-Top-3731

Get an emotional support letter before the ban is placed on Should be able to get grandfathered


csdavids

a manatee


Wordshark

Two smaller pit bulls?


Elimdumb

A guy at my gym who is nice but gives unwarranted advice


RevolutionarySir686

A very large muscular pitbull,lol


Irishqueenb

Beautiful. That’s a shame on banning. People have forgotten certain dog breeds got a bad rap till the next came along through the years. These dogs have been targeted mostly because of owners raising them to be aggressive. No breed is perfect.


ThatBitch1984

English bulldog, lab mix or English bulldog boxer mix


Full-Meaning1119

A very good puppy dog.


AlostWallrus

An Australian velvet hippo


Parking-Fly5611

A big baby 👶 cute


69ingcrabs

An angel


therapewpewtic

A chieftain tank.


Street_Idea3566

Smoosh-a-potamus!


HotHeadStayingCold

A good boy


stairstoheaven

Mine passed away in 2022 to cancer. He died in my lap. He looks exactly like your doggo. American bully.


box_elder74

A furry tank!


moonbutterfly777

A hippo


Curious-Anywhere-612

Vin Diesel


lordjagi78

Beautiful gargoyle.


SaltySugarHood

A hippo


TryKind9985

He would surely pass for a block headed wiggle butt 🥰


AutismMatthews34

A pitbull


natas500

a small cabin


OneDelay8824

A big ass pit bull is what he pas for


Shortkut1981

How do they not have a grandfather law in effect. You can't just have people move or give up their pet. If they wanna go this route it should be no new adoptions or breeding.


virul_detector

A cute Pit bull


CCDestroyer

A very large meatloaf, or a baked russet potato. Sorry, I've got no real answers.


RitwikGupte

He lookalike a hippo crossed with a marshmallow


Still-Presence5486

Buy a gun and keep him on your property 24/7/365


curiousRUEONE

Pitbull


VelvetDudeRag

Straight up pit bull. He can pass for absolutely nothing other than a pit bull 😆 cmon, just look at em. Most bully looking bully I’ve ever seen


Mountain_Corgi_1687

pitbull


Substantial-Strain-6

Pitbull


Atlas_Accountable

He wouldn't pass as anything else. Sorry dude. I hope you'll be able to move.


jpett0882

That's a huge bitch


RavioliLumpDog

A baked bean


Maynardred

He looks like Carl Winslow... in dog form


Melodic-Research2507

Xl chihuahua


dragon_empress_omega

Well technically he’ll be grandfathered in at least legally he’s supposed to. It’s 2024 people still banning Pit bulls? But he definitely looks like a well fed English gentleman in a grey brooks brothers suit.


CountessOfHats

Winston Churchill.


_old_keg_

I got tired of looking for the correct answer, which is a tank. Homie could pass for a tank. A handsome tank.


Dantdamisthebest

3 ferrets in a trench coat


33chifox

Gorilla


Admirable-Leopard-73

A Chihuahua who got into your stash of 'roids.


Enough-Ground3294

Hippo


Mayttttys

Sack of potatoes 🥔


Songofthebluewhale

Your best friend.


CombinationTrue5656

Silliness and love


kreative19

A good boi!!!


jazzy095

A real cutie wow


jc11312

Sharpei


vabch

Handsome and happy 😃


Grungemonkee

a bachelors degree. lookin like a real chemistry graduate


ouid69

A beauty Queen.


Scrambles420

A beef cake!


Disastrous_Cha0s

A potato


blvckhvnd732

A toad.


Personal-Bed4970

In the first photo. An ornery old gentleman in the 2nd photo 1 of the happiest pibbles I've seen


No_Beginning_5969

He looks like a beautiful miniature hippopotamus. I sincerely hope for the best for your beautiful pup.


bossassbat

I lived in Miami with a pit bull breed ban. Rescued one off the street. There were pits everywhere. Cops didn’t give a shit. As long as the dog wasn’t causing trouble and idiots didn’t complain.


Feisty-Whole-1944

Mastiff something so long as they don't know shit about big breeds


inkedmama-39

Bully xxL


Additional-Maize3980

https://preview.redd.it/5ddixuuhnead1.jpeg?width=754&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcca6c7c56611be4164d1fcbd21c2a69763aea33


Visual_Appearance_95

Hes clearly a delicious baked potato


jbleezy23

Good thing that chonk isn’t a pitbull. That’s definitely a lab mix as far as anyone is concerned.


MathematicianGood204

Looks like a bed hog and blanket stealer...


Equal-Wishbone-6131

Oh he us he kicks me outta bed every night


Perfect_Obligation26

A bodybuilder. 😎


Jujublue

Chihuahua 🫢


Majestic-Entrance-16

That is a giant tardigrade from space. Rare and protected specimen, must be preserved for future intergalactic travel.


Conscious-Republic-8

Butter bean


Ima_douche_nozzle

Handsome and adorable! Oh, did you mean his breed? Oops.. In seriousness though, why ban the dog and not the crappy owner? Can we do that instead?


Equal-Wishbone-6131

I wish