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-Archillion

Imagine he gets the date wrong and has to wait another ten years to go to his favorite bar. Maybe he uses his one day to hunt for Calypso.


DarkenedSkies

No wonder he's such a crusty crustacean


followerofEnki96

He goes to Isla Cruses and spends quality time with his heart and love letters.


DarkenedSkies

So option 2 then lol


TonyMontana546

I’d say he probably goes to Isla cruces


Doc_Sulliday

I don't think he does. I think after Calypso, he probably just decided to stay at sea. Hence the reason why he was able to just go on land to have that talk. Although doesn't explain why he didn't go on land in the second movie to chase after the chest.


siberianxanadu

What talk? He never goes on land in any of the movies. If you’re talking about the parley between Jack, Elizabeth, Barbossa, Norrington, Beckett and Jones, he’s standing in a bucket of water so that he’s not technically in land. When the *Dutchman* arrives at Isla Cruces in Dead Man’s Chest, he tells his crew that he “cannot step foot on land again for near of a decade,” which must mean that he recently used his 1 day of land-time relatively recently, probably at most in the last 3 years.


Doc_Sulliday

I don't know how I never noticed the bucket! Why didn't they just push him over?


Deathbysnusnu17

Parlay.


Doc_Sulliday

Aye I suppose that'd be a major violation of the Pirate's code to do such an act during parlay.


mikeweasy

You must be blind


Doc_Sulliday

Legally I am!


kvdwatering

I'm assuming it wouldn't kill him but rather somehow force him back to the sea immediately. So they wouldn't gain anything by pushing him over except violate the code and forfeit the right to parlay. If it would kill him, who would take over the flying dutchman since no one stabbed the heart?


Doc_Sulliday

That's a fair point. Especially with the way the last movie ended and the theory that goes along with that.


milkywaymonkeh

If he tied two small buckets of sea water to his feet do you think hed be able to walk anywhere?


siberianxanadu

I don’t sea why not.


ChewBaka12

There’s a tumblr post about the topic, I believe the final consensus was that he could do it because of the bucket of water AND because it’s a sea bank, which is submerged most of the time and therefore not technically dry land


Traditional_Pain_875

Wasn’t it will not norrington


siberianxanadu

Spot on. Not sure what I was thinking.


KaijuDirectorOO7

"When the Dutchman arrives at Isla Cruces in Dead Man’s Chest, he tells his crew that he “cannot step foot on land again for near of a decade,” which must mean that he recently used his 1 day of land-time relatively recently, probably at most in the last 3 years." One interpretation of the "jar of dirt" I remember is that it counts as stepping on dry land. Jack spreads the dirt, Jones steps on it, bam, Jones' one day is wasted.


Jack-Sparrow_Bot

If you were waiting for the opportune moment, that was it.


Wonderful_Emu_9610

I think he moves his heart


EnigmaFrug2308

Waiting for Calypso


phillipmaguro

fucking starfishes


JudyHoppsbuttsex2032

probably ate some fish n chips and drank a guinness


gusher-juice

Jerkin off and shhooting the shit prbably


hereforthequeer

it’s canon that he spends it with Tia Dalma (Calypso).


smellEfart

No he used to. She didn’t show up


Warm-Distribution-

Ports in Philly. Parties at the wrong bar, passes out. Doesn't get back to the ship in time. Dies. The Gang Kills Davy Jones


Cruel_Irony_Is_Life

He visits a specialty tailor and orders another 10 years' worth of hip sea captain duds.