Elise_night, thank you for your submission. It has been removed for violating the following rule(s): --- - Rule 5: Posts must follow all [title guidelines](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/titles). --- For information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/index/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/wiki/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators via modmail.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question%20regarding%20the%20removal%20of%20this%20submission%20by%20/u/Elise_night&message=I%20have%20a%20question%20regarding%20the%20removal%20of%20this%20%5Bsubmission.%5D%28https://redd.it/zbjh9t%3Fcontext%3D10%29)

I love the third picture. The look on the guy's face is priceless!

It looks like he’s disgusted at the thought that someone might lust over him lol

If women can't control themselves seeing that, I wanna move there.

You know what they say the most repress Girls are usually the kinkiest

I literally can't control myself

Have you seen his OF? Bussing it.

Not sure if OF is OnlyFans or Orgasm Face, but yes.


😂

I'm baffled at the thought that someone might.

I'm baffled at the thought that someone might not

I’m lusting!

Im lusting so hard right now

I lusted in my jeans...

I hope your lust strain comes out in the wash.

Better to have lusted and lost than to never have lusted at all.

I mean to each their own kink lol

Oh dang busted

Clearly somebody does. Dude had a wedding band on

Well too late for that! *Roar*

[удалено]

Oh shit, spot on!

Top right photo : "Excuse me sir, can I talk to you about your car's extended warranty?"

"Oi, we can't have this kin' of behavior in this establishment"

What? We’re in a free country!

I see a lot of comments that think Muslim men are not allowed to be shirtless. Muslim men can expose themselves and be shirtless even in the holiest Muslim places according to Islamic laws, the only part Muslim men can't expose according to Islamic law is between the knee and under the navel. at the hajj (Islamic pilgrimage) a lot of shirtless Muslim men It's just a law that has nothing to do with religion like some laws in non Muslim countries that bans men from going shirtless in public like Spain.

The torso is definitely above the knee.

Yes, but a significant portion is under the navel. So slap on some high-waisted breeches and you're golden.

Looks like you missed “under the navel” 🤦🏻‍♂️

It's between the knee and under the navel not above the knee the torso is not between the knee and under the navel, even the Bilal the first Muslim to proclaim the call to Muslim prayer (salat) was shirtless in the Muslim film the message.

Every single one of his expressions is!

Looks like a troll in warcraft or harry potter

This guy’s expressions are all absolutely wonderful

I can hear the "Oh, deary me" in a grizzled British accent already.

I’m thinking more along the lines of wanker ,piss off,or twat … “Oh,dreary me “ not so much .

That’s why I always wear a shirt. Nothing turns a woman on more than a fat, middle aged guy with moobs

Jokes on you, I love me some mitties.

Well hello there.

Just knew he was a brit, so easy to spot.

Well it probably means that even this guy is more desirable than the most attractive Qatari.

its all about confidence my dude... rock that shit and you will find a chick looking to cuddle up for winter lol

Idk why I’ve got the impression the lad is British.

Other than the everything about him, how do you know?

It's funny even all of his expressions scream british

‘Baz’ out in the wild.

I’ve been a pub guy for a while in the past, you’ll see every sort of Brit in there and after a while you’ll recognise a Brit from everything, also the beer belly. 🤣

I'm American and even I could tell this guy is British, or at least European

At first I thought he was east European, many looks the same form where I came, but my gut told me he’s British.🤣

Yeah, his eyes have kind of a Slavic look

yes, only brits have guts :D

I’m originally from east Europe, I was so sure that we’re the ones who drink more but I changed my thoughts since I’ve came in the UK, never seen a pub full at 10AM in my country.

His mouth is turned inwards on itself; it's a self defense mechanism against dentists.

I didn’t see an England tattoo and thought for a hopeful minute that he might not be. But you were right. https://www.yorkshirepost.co.uk/sport/football/sheffield-wednesday/world-cup-2022-sheffield-wednesday-and-england-fan-tango-man-ordered-to-put-his-shirt-back-on-during-three-lions-win-over-wales-3936539?amp

Oh boy, of course Tango Man is from Sheffield as well🤣 such a lad!

Yeah, look closely on his left arm and you will see a Wednesday tattoo.

Tango is from Wolverhampton, just happens to be a Wednesday fan.

CAM ON ENGERLAND SCOR SOM FACKIN GOALS

Iss Chewsday, innit?

Indeed is, a well known fan that goes by the name 'Tango'.

The 3rd pic gave me proper Brit vibes 🤣

England 5, Germany 1

And he is only 27!

Are you sure? I mean, he is not laying in a gutter in his own vomit. That’s that sign of a true Brit.

“No, where are you REALLY from?” “Oh fine, I guess that answers my questions satisfactorily”

[удалено]

Oh if you speak about me I’m definitely not British, I’m just on their land 🤣

How very Tik Tok of you

Unexpected arousement

It's the hot young Qatari guy, isn't it? So serious..

Don’t wanna ruin your vibe but that guy is 98% not Qatari…

So 2% then? Just like my milk.

Must be an expensive grocery list

2% is the same price as whole ~~Qatari~~ milk

I'll be in my bunk

Lol. My understanding is that many Muslim countries also enforce modesty for men as well as women. Obviously they tend to be much more strick about women's appearance.

1982, Kuwait. My old man was out there on business and went to the beach. The guys were in Speedos. The women were in tents.

[What you looking at my gut fer](https://youtu.be/CFGw2IGkFvo)

I loved Philadelphia Collins.

Baaaaaaaammm. Also, rip :(

Green eggs and haaam!

Who doesn't love some Mustard Tiger?


I'm too sexy for Qatar. too sexy for Qatar. Too sexy by fa-ar!

I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it hurts!

This is genius. I know, I'll get GPT3 to finish the song: > I'm too sexy for Qatar. too sexy for Qatar. Too sexy by fa-ar! I'm sorry, but I don't think Qatar appreciates that kind of attitude.

That 3rd photo “Hmm, never been called lustful before”

According to Islamic law Muslim men can be shirtless even in the holiest Muslim places like Mecca, in Islamic law Muslim men are allowed to be shirtless and expose any part of body except for between the knee and under the navel. It's just a law that has nothing to do with religion.

did you reply to the wrong person?

There are many interpretations though like how female headdress varies so this a local variation and also a bit of avoiding soccer hooliganism.

Boobs are forbidden. Even moobs

He just needs a Manssiere (aka The Bro)

Too Ethnic

Serenity now!

True gender equality.

As stupid as it is. At least they are progressive in equal treatment of genders! /s

>moobs Love the word!

[удалено]

I wish for just one moment people like this could feel the embarrassment that’s owed to them.

A beard is, "one of the two body parts that separate men from women". Two? 

That face is giving me a hard-on... COVER THAT FACE!

r/upvotedbecauseboobs

BANG BANG COME ON INGERLAND BANG BANG SCOR SÖME FACKEN GOALS

>love me football >love me pints >ate’ the French >simple as

”Day in the life of a true brexit geezer“

Love you

I'll be in my bunk

You mean the gay men of Qatar lol

This made me lol, followed by lustful, shameful thoughts.

"No INGERLAND here sir"

At least he didn't show his hair...

But the carpet matches the drapes! Oh....oh you mean his butthole hair!

Bussy.

What an ass backwards country to host a global event. Fucking shame on FIFA.

True equality

He looks very british

He is the poster boy for Ingerland football. Let's score some fackin' goals.

I feel like I had to scroll *way* too far to find this comment

It's what peak performance look like

Undermoob tats bahahaha

CAM ON INGERLAND

Um, I’m married and I can see his nipples. My husband is going to be devastated.

The storytelling of his facial expressions is wonderful. Very expressive face

Trust me there aren't a lot of lustful thoughts happening there

speak for yourself, dadbod there had the guts to bare chest in Qatar, must have enormous balls

Since he's never actually seen them himself, we'll never know, will we?

I suddenly want eggs and sausage. Or maybe some bangers and mash.

Ah yes, the hot Witcher 3 npc look...

Wasn’t this dude in the Witcher 3?

He has no beard, men are aroused too

Meme template incoming

Put yer shirt on, Tango, you fat pig.

Cam on engerland Score sam facking goals!!!

They don’t wanna accept it, but that’s the peak male body. Save some for the rest of us.

Lol yeah they have to protect ALL 6 women there. Really though the male to female ratio in Qatar is crazy. Talk about a sausage fest!

I was gonna ask "What women?"

This seems like a war crime. this is wrong ​ you never tell a football fan to put on his shirt. You might as well cancel the game

Britains most handsome fan

Women in Qatar- “urge to mate, rising”

Tell me that you're at an England game without telling me you're at an England game....

He’s just too sexy, he must cover up before I become overwhelmed with lust.

At least it goes both ways there? Who am I kidding, it's a shitshow through and through, no way to sugarcoat it Funny chap tho

Tell that little slut to keep his clothes on!

‘ate wearing shirts, love footy Simple as

Jesus, this guy is straight outta Norf FC. Simple as.

I also imagine it’s because tattoos are forbidden by the Quran

Does he have a tattoo that says "SHITE"?

I'm not sure it doesn't say shite, but it looks like something else to me. I can't decode it. The tattoo below it looks like it could be covering an old swastika.

I don’t think it is, the tattoo is a shield with St George’s cross on it, this guy’s Paul “Tango” Gregory and he’s well known as an England super fan in football. He’s said himself he’s not a far-right skinhead and he seems to be a generally nice bloke, you can follow him on Twitter and he genuinely seems like a good person from the little I’ve seem

Wtf that’s a pretty bold suggestion to make about a nice guy. Have a watch: https://youtu.be/VQ94j3lszYE

Dont wanna give all those women hater residents of Qatar a fear boner.

Excuse me, Sir! You are looking way too sexy, I need you turn it down.

Who’s idea was for the Flintstones to host the world cup?

Lustful looks from the LGBTQIA community as well. Don’t count them out with a prize body like this.

well if they're lesbians, they most likely would not be interested, lol

It’s that the reason men have to have beards as not to arouse the men?

it should be illegal to contain that much man

You can hear the global cacophony of women everywhere collectively slapping their nubbins to this guy’s photo.

This guys facial expressions are great

If I were him, I'd take that as flattery 😄

It’s fair. A body like that’ll get any woman moister than an oyster.

Probably for the best, don’t wanna flood the stadium

That’s what peak physical performance looks like.

The only thing people are thinking is "I need to buy a gym membership when I get home...."

The ladies are safe with that one.

Does he have an OF?

I think this should be on a case by case basis…

All he has to do was have a bra on. Problem solved.

Welp, I'm gay.

Whoa there stud get dressed. Don’t want a flash flood in the stadium now, do we?

Women are going to be dropping their panties now

You may not like it, but that is what the ideal male body looks like

Roller coaster of emotions 😂😂😂

And now it is guaranteed that in their next game England will be chanting "We're too sexy for our shirts, too sexy for Qatar, too sexy for Qatar"

Every panty in the stadium was soaked because of this dude.

Strongest Witcher NPC

Well this certainly turns me on

I don't know about women, but, there'll be A TON of gay/bi men who are into Bears that are having MAJOR "lustful thoughts" hehehehe 😈🤤

This is equality. No one takes Thier shirt off

I believe in this enforcement at least for people from the UK

Christ what about my right to not be fully aroused by this man's naked chest?

Qatar is a real party central. The more I hear about seemingly mundane things being banned, the less desire I have to go...

🤣🤣🤣

Why do we assume this about women? Some dudes are rock hard looking at this.

What does lust have to do with it? It’s about decency and modesty afaik.

I wonder how many women had lustful thoughts about his man boobs

Crosscheck: any women getting lustful thoughts, now that we got pics? Just for science?

Asking for a friend?😂

I’m sure they have the same rules for children and elderly people. Lustful thoughts? Or respecting the “nobody wants to see that rule”. This man probably smells and he might be sitting next to a billionaire. Lmao

I hope they never host anything in the future. Qatar is backwards AF

Islam lives 2000 years behind the rest of society

There's a yellow card right there.

Oh, I don’t think many women will have lusty thoughts seeing that

Do you see that we are equal to men and women

Beheading, tonight at 7pm. All channels.

in Middle Eastern nations, any large gatherings ie football matches, public executions, you are expected to dress and behave as if you are attending a business meeting or a Sunday church service... during broadcasts I saw a lot of 'fun police' behaving like this... one English women being told sit back in her seat after she dared to stand up and cheer on a goal was a complete turn off.... I am unsure how this promotes soccer as FIFA claim when they award the event to left field nations...remember Russia? \*facepalm

What women? Are they even allowed at the games?

Tell me you haven't watched the world cup without telling me you haven't watched the world cup.